Share Pastebin
Guest
Public paste!

LAIF

By: a guest | Jul 4th, 2009 | Syntax: None | Size: 0.66 KB | Hits: 8 | Expires: Never
Copy text to clipboard
  1.                                                   WOOT IS A FARMER
  2.  
  3. Along comes woot whom he catches a nasty bug in the road
  4. Along comes his truck which is quite shiny and red
  5. Along comes his sister which woot bangs all day.
  6. This is a life of a redneck.
  7. A life which woot has known all his life cuz he is a hardcore redneck
  8.  
  9. There is guns there and here. There is dogs there and here. The trucks all poppin gas and the farmers revoltin
  10. Woot is sadden to see that his sister got a man
  11. woot is tryin to get his sister back
  12. woot is failing cuz woot is a redneck and thats all he knows.
  13. cuz he has lived like a redneck all the damn time.
  14. This is the life of a redneck.