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WOOT IS A FARMER
Along comes woot whom he catches a nasty bug in the road
Along comes his truck which is quite shiny and red
Along comes his sister which woot bangs all day.
This is a life of a redneck.
A life which woot has known all his life cuz he is a hardcore redneck
There is guns there and here. There is dogs there and here. The trucks all poppin gas and the farmers revoltin
Woot is sadden to see that his sister got a man
woot is tryin to get his sister back
woot is failing cuz woot is a redneck and thats all he knows.
cuz he has lived like a redneck all the damn time.
This is the life of a redneck.