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LulzSec into the iCloud

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  1. IRC: irc.anonops.ru 92.237.251.117 (channel #LulzSec | port 6697 for SSL)
  2. BitCoin donations: 176LRX4WRWD5LWDMbhr94ptb2MW9varCZP
  3. FaceBook http://www.facebook.com/ryan.cleary2
  4. Twitter: @LulzSec
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  13. .|________/ \______/ |__/|________/ \______/  \_______/ \_______/
  14.                           //Laughing at your security since 2011!
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  20. .    (_    _)                     0_,-.__
  21. .      (_  )_                     |_.-._/
  22. .       (    )                    |lulz..\    
  23. .        (__)                     |__--_/          
  24. .     |''   ``\                   |
  25. .     | [Lulz] \                  |      /b/
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  28. .           _   _   \   ___,|H,,---==""""bno,
  29. .    o  O  (_) (_)   \ /          _     AWAW/
  30. .                     /         _(+)_  dMM/
  31. .      \@_,,,,,,---=="   \      \\|//  MW/
  32. .--''''"                         ===  d/
  33. .                                    //   SET SAIL FOR FAIL!
  34. .                                    ,'_________________________
  35. .   \    \    \     \               ,/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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  42.  
  43. Greetings Internets,
  44.  
  45. This is a story all about how we made Apple and everything they own, our bitch for life.
  46.  
  47. Hello, good day, and how are you? Splendid! We're LulzSec, a small team of
  48. lulzy individuals who feel the drabness of the cyber community is a burden on what
  49. matters: fun. Considering fun is now restricted to Friday, where we look forward to
  50. the weekend, weekend, we have now taken it upon ourselves to spread fun, fun, fun,
  51. throughout the entire calender year.
  52.  
  53. As you should know, The Lulz Boat stores vast amounts of booty;
  54. much of this booty we don't release as it's simply too shiny and/or
  55. delicious. As of late, certain inferior sailing boats have discovered
  56. flaws in the iCloud (the iCloudthegame.com), thinking themselves exciting and new.
  57.  
  58. Too late. The Lulz Boat controls this ocean, chumps.
  59.  
  60. Some weeks ago, we smashed into the iCloud with our heavy artillery Lulz
  61. Cannons and decided to switch to ninja mode. From our LFI entry point,
  62. we acquired command execution via local file inclusion of enemy fleet
  63. Apache vessel. We then found that the HTTPD had SSH auth keys, which
  64. let our ship SSH into other servers. See where this is going?
  65.  
  66. We then switched to root ammunition rounds.
  67. And we rooted... and rooted... and rooted...
  68.  
  69. After mapping their internal network and thoroughly pillaging all of
  70. their servers, we grabbed all their source code and database passwords,
  71. which we proceeded to shift silently back to our storage deck.
  72.  
  73. "It seems the glorious leader of LulzSec got arrested. Whois driving the boat?"
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