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- Greetings Internets,
- This is a story all about how we made Apple and everything they own, our bitch for life.
- Hello, good day, and how are you? Splendid! We're LulzSec, a small team of
- lulzy individuals who feel the drabness of the cyber community is a burden on what
- matters: fun. Considering fun is now restricted to Friday, where we look forward to
- the weekend, weekend, we have now taken it upon ourselves to spread fun, fun, fun,
- throughout the entire calender year.
- As you should know, The Lulz Boat stores vast amounts of booty;
- much of this booty we don't release as it's simply too shiny and/or
- delicious. As of late, certain inferior sailing boats have discovered
- flaws in the iCloud (the iCloudthegame.com), thinking themselves exciting and new.
- Too late. The Lulz Boat controls this ocean, chumps.
- Some weeks ago, we smashed into the iCloud with our heavy artillery Lulz
- Cannons and decided to switch to ninja mode. From our LFI entry point,
- we acquired command execution via local file inclusion of enemy fleet
- Apache vessel. We then found that the HTTPD had SSH auth keys, which
- let our ship SSH into other servers. See where this is going?
- We then switched to root ammunition rounds.
- And we rooted... and rooted... and rooted...
- After mapping their internal network and thoroughly pillaging all of
- their servers, we grabbed all their source code and database passwords,
- which we proceeded to shift silently back to our storage deck.
- "It seems the glorious leader of LulzSec got arrested. Whois driving the boat?"