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  1. Connecting to server...
  2. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  3. A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
  4. You: You are in a cold, sterile white room. You do not remember anything. Would you like to explore?
  5. Stranger: Yes.
  6. You: You see 4 white walls with one door
  7. There is a night stand next to you with a note
  8. Stranger: I read the note.
  9. You: The note reads
  10. 10:00 AM
  11. for some reason this patient has not become infected, he appears to be the only one.
  12. Stranger: I celebrate inside at the first time in my life that luck is on my side... or is it?
  13. You: You dance a jig in the middle of the room.
  14. Stranger: Does the door have a window?
  15. You: There is no windows this room appears to be in the middle of a building
  16. Stranger: I open the door
  17. You: You open the door. It appears you are in a hospital you see bodys all along the corridor with a exit at the end
  18. Stranger: I think to myself, "now I'm probably infected. great."
  19. You: You look around the bodies seem to have been dead for some time you think to yourself, what ever got them would have gotten you by now
  20. Stranger: I walk down the corridor, picking up random supplies from the medical carts as I pass them.
  21. You: You walk down the corridor past the first 2 dead bodies, you see a medical cart on the left you oepn the drawers looking for some supplies.
  22. You come across a scalple and some pain killers.
  23. You: As you place them in your pocket you see a flicker of shadow movement out of the corner of you eye. What do yo do
  24. Stranger: I take the scalpal out of my pocket and hide it behind my back as I turn towards the shadow.
  25. You: You have the knife ready as you turn. You see a dog in the hallway sniffing one of the corpses. You realize that you are starving
  26. Stranger: I walk up to the dog to see if it shows any signs of infection.
  27. You: You start towards the dog. He sees you and he realizes he is very hungry, in a flash he looks at you and lunges
  28. Stranger: I whip the scalpel from behind me and slash through the dog's jugular as he's in the air lunging towards me.. blood splatters on my shirt, and he falls to the ground, twitching.
  29. You: His blood splashes the walls you watch as his blood drains from the body. Just as you get ready to turn you realize that one of the corpses taht was splashed with the blood starts to move, and groan
  30. Stranger: I walk up to the corpse, careful not to get too close so he doesn't spit or vomit or bleed on me... I look him in the eyes and yell "what happened?!"
  31. You: As you start to approach the corpse turns around, it is quite obvious this is no longer a human. You have seen enough horror movies to get any closer. The creature slowly gets to its feet and starts to move rather quickly towards you.
  32. Stranger: Knowing that I can outrun him, I run towards the exit.
  33. You: You start running as you start to pick up speed something grabs you ankle and you crash to the floor. You hit your head pretty hard, but you know your screwed if you dont keep moving. The exit is now blocked by another of the undead. There are rooms to your left and right.
  34. Stranger: I quickly glance into both rooms from the hallway, hoping I can tell if one of them would lead to certain doom..
  35. You: The rooms appear empty besides some demical equipment
  36. You: The one to the left appears to be a secure room with a heavy door
  37. You: You can smell the creatures approaching
  38. Stranger: I jump in the left room, slamming the door shut... scanning through the chemicals, I see a bottle labled sulfur trioxide. Thinking back to chemistry class, I mix the SO3 with some water, creating a mean batch of sulfuric acid to throw on the creatures. I arm myself with several viles, and scan the shelves for anything else of use..
  39. You: You see a cell phone with a blinking voice mail light
  40. Stranger: I press and hold "1" on the cell phone, knowing that, for now, I'm safe in this room.
  41. You: The voice mail plays back...
  42. William this is your mother. I have heard things, is everyone sick? I am very worried. So just in case you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
  43. I begged and pleaded with her day after day
  44. But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
  45. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
  46. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
  47.  
  48. First class, yo this is bad
  49. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
  50. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
  51. Hmmmmm this might be alright.
  52.  
  53. But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
  54. Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
  55. I don't think sow
  56. I'll see when I get there
  57. I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
  58.  
  59. Well, the plane landed and when I came out
  60. There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
  61. I ain't trying to get arrested
  62. I just got here
  63. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
  64.  
  65. I whistled for a cab and when it came near
  66. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
  67. If anything I can say this cab is rare
  68. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
  69.  
  70. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
  71. And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
  72. I looked at my kingdom
  73. I was finally there
  74. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
  75. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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