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  1. 'Horny Toad' by Davis. XDXD
  2. Parody of 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' by Green Day.
  3. Download the Karaoke version of the song to sing to: http://tinyurl.com/hornytoad
  4.  
  5.  
  6. I saw a horny toad
  7. The only one that I have ever known
  8. He don't know where to go
  9. But he wants sex, and he is a horny toad.
  10.  
  11. He's got no where to skeet
  12. 'cept a porn froggy magazine
  13. When that toad he sees
  14. He gets off, it's his one disease.
  15.  
  16. He looks at porn
  17. He looks at porn
  18. He looks at porn
  19. He looks at
  20.  
  21. His shadow's the only one that wanks beside him
  22. His shadow's hand's the only thing that's beating
  23. Sometimes I wish someone would've sex with froggy
  24. 'Til then he wanks alone
  25.  
  26. Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh-Ah
  27. Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah
  28.  
  29. He's wanking at the fine
  30. Ho-Bag frog that said she could be mine
  31. On the border line of cum-ing
  32. 'cause he wanks alone
  33.  
  34. Read between the lines of the ad
  35. right there and then you'll see her price
  36. Poor little horny frog 'cause he can't afford that high-ass price
  37.  
  38. He wanks alone
  39. He wanks alone
  40. He wanks alone
  41. He wanks a
  42.  
  43. His shadow's the only one that wanks beside him
  44. His shadow's hand's the only thing that's beating
  45. Sometimes I wish someone would've sex with froggy
  46. 'Til then he wanks alone
  47.  
  48. Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah
  49. Ahhh-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah
  50. He wanks alone
  51. He wanks a
  52.  
  53. Here comes his froggy skeet
  54. On that nasty porno magazine
  55. Now he wants to sleep
  56. And he's the only one and he wanks a...
  57.  
  58. His shadow's the only one that wanks beside him
  59. His shadow's hand's the only thing that's beating
  60. Sometimes I wish someone would've sex with froggy
  61. 'Til then he wanks alone
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