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By Colecovision on the 5th of Jul 2009 10:09:12 AM Download | Raw | Embed | Report
  1. You point at the blacklash.
  2. Eyestalker [to Colecovision]: eksese.
  3. You point at the combat helmet.
  4. Eyestalker [to Colecovision]: bepmase.
  5. CheechLizard points at the 12mm pistol.
  6. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: glitritu.
  7. CheechLizard points at the ruined chimney.
  8. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: ekmatu.
  9. CheechLizard points at the botanical guide.
  10. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: ekmira.
  11. You point at the bloated chukka.
  12. Eyestalker [to Colecovision]: glike.
  13. CheechLizard points at the east.
  14. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: hama.
  15. CheechLizard points at the south.
  16. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: kloke.
  17. CheechLizard points at the southeast.
  18. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: bepbe.
  19. CheechLizard points at the jug of moonshine.
  20. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: krek.
  21. You point at the soylent blue.
  22. Eyestalker [to Colecovision]: ekte.
  23. Volin points at the nanite healer.
  24. Eyestalker [to Volin]: krema.
  25. Volin points at the dinosaur toy.
  26. Eyestalker [to Volin]: raketu.
  27. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: esetu.
  28. Volin points at the porno mag.
  29. Eyestalker [to Volin]: glimise.
  30. CheechLizard points at the water.
  31. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: ratetu.
  32. Volin points at the earthworm.
  33. Eyestalker [to Volin]: iktritu.
  34. CheechLizard points at the wristpad.
  35. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: klokse.
  36. Volin points at the fishbucket.
  37. Eyestalker [to Volin]: ramitu.
  38. Volin points at the blue board shorts.
  39. Eyestalker [to Volin]: klekg.
  40. Volin points at the butcher knife.
  41. Eyestalker [to Volin]: kletritu.
  42. CheechLizard points at the allomycin hypo.
  43. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: ekke.
  44. CheechLizard points at the speed hypo.
  45. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: etritu.
  46. Volin points at the wristpad.
  47. Eyestalker [to Volin]: klokse.
  48. CheechLizard points at the police scanner.
  49. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: klomitu.
  50. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard ha'ai y krek."
  51. CheechLizard points at the jug of moonshine.
  52. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: krek.
  53. Colecovision says, "cheechlizard drops a moonshine"
  54. Volin points at the first aid kit.
  55. Eyestalker [to Volin]: iktha.
  56. CheechLizard picks up a jug of moonshine.
  57. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard krete y krek."
  58. CheechLizard gets up off the ground.
  59. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard ik'ai y klote."
  60. CheechLizard sits down on the ground.
  61. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard habe y klote."
  62. CheechLizard points at the suture kit.
  63. EYestalker [to CheechLizard]: iktha.
  64. CheechLizard points at the red lighter.
  65. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: ektha.
  66. CheechLizard points at the beefalo.
  67. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: ikke.
  68. Volin heads away east down the trail.
  69. CheechLizard [to Eyestalker]: ikke
  70. Eyestalker says, "Volin klose y hama."
  71. Volin comes up the trail from the east.
  72. Eyestalker says, "Volin glitha y hama."
  73. CheechLizard points at the east.
  74. Eyestalker [to CheechLizard]: hama.
  75. Volin points at the mushroom.
  76. Eyestalker [to Volin]: ramaimo.
  77. The beefalo munches a bit of lichen from between the rocks.
  78. Colecovision says, "I've got it"
  79. Volin points at the east.
  80. Eyestalker [to Volin]: hama.
  81. RayBob arrives from the southeast.
  82. RayBob [to Colecovision]: Yall ent witdem gawddam JEWSERS, isyeh?
  83. Eyestalker says, "RayBob glitha y bepbe."
  84. RayBob spits a rancid stream of tobacco juice at your feet.
  85. Colecovision says, "..."
  86. RayBob [to Volin]: That there Clem boy been torturin' the chukkas agin.
  87. You rush aggressively at RayBob.
  88. RayBob starts attacking you!
  89. Colecovision deftly cracks his blacklash, slicing a crackling arc through the air.
  90. RayBob rears back and winds up for a power spiked board attack.
  91. [C##'R] RayBob staggers; Colecovision slices deftly through his leg, leaving a terrible burning wound.
  92. [ Stopped attack. ]
  93. Colecovision rears back and winds up for a power blacklash attack.
  94. Blood trickles from RayBob's leg.
  95. Eyestalker says, "Colecovision ema y RayBob."
  96. CheechLizard lunges at RayBob!
  97. CheechLizard grabs RayBob and pins his arms behind his back.
  98. CheechLizard lets go of RayBob.
  99. [C###R] RayBob goes limp when Colecovision's blacklash burns a slithering cavity through his abdomen, causing blood and ash to spray everywhere.
  100. [ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
  101. RayBob's eyes roll back in his head; he staggers, gurgles, and falls face-foward -- dead.
  102. Eyestalker says, "Colecovision ema y RayBob."
  103. Eyestalker says, "RayBob kloma y Colecovision."
  104. Eyestalker says, "RayBob klose y RayBob."
  105. Volin says, "ema = attack"
  106. CheechLizard bows to Eyestalker.
  107. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard krebetu y Eyestalker."
  108. Volin nods to Eyestalker.
  109. You sit down on the ground.
  110. Eyestalker says, "Volin ekse y Eyestalker."
  111. Eyestalker says, "Colecovision habe y klote."
  112. An armordillo arrives from the southeast.
  113. Eyestalker says, "bepmi glitha y bepbe."
  114. CheechLizard bows to Eyestalker.
  115. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard krebetu y Eyestalker."
  116. Volin grins at Eyestalker.
  117. Eyestalker says, "Volin ratha y Eyestalker."
  118. CheechLizard cheers for Eyestalker.
  119. Eyestalker says, "CheechLizard klo'aira y Eyestalker."
  120. Volin grins at the beefalo.
  121. Eyestalker says, "Volin ratha y ikke."
  122. Volin hi5s Eyestalker.
  123. Eyestalker says, "Volin ikmase y Eyestalker."
  124. CheechLizard says, "glitriimo is terroist fist bump"
  125. Eyestalker says, "ikke klose y kloke.
  126. Volin points at the bamboo fishing pole.
  127. Eyestalker [to Volin]: ek'aig.
  128. Volin points at the ancient coffee filter.
  129. Eyestalker [to Volin]: iktrise.
  130. Volin drops an ancient coffee filter.
  131. Eyestalker says, "Volin ha'ai y iktrise."
  132. Volin finishes dropping human skins.
  133. Eyestalker says, "Volin ha'ai y bemig."
  134. Volin whistles at Eyestalker.
  135. Eyestalker says, "Volin klekese y Eyestalker."
  136. Volin spits at you.
  137. Eyestalker says, "Volin ikktu y Colecovision."
  138. You point at the huge carrot.
  139. Eyestalker [to Colecovision]: kretriimo.
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