Bio

 <Zilla> However, only one cop is sane. The rest are insane cops, and the results of all their investigations will be the opposite of what they truly are.

 <Zilla> Your goal is to get rid of the mafia.

 <Zilla> Any questions?

 <Bio> Only one mafia?

 <eternal_moonlight> Nope.

 <Zilla> Only one mafia.

 <Bio> And I thought insane cops always returned mafia.

 <Riobe> Sweet.

 <ortsz> That's paranoid.

 <Riobe> Yeah.

 <Zilla> Alright!

 * Zilla sets mode +m #mafiats

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: PLAYER LIST HAS BEEN SET

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: GAME INFORMAT-

 <Zilla> >>> You know what, this shit is long and nobody ever reads it. I'm cutting it.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: THE GAME MODERATOR IS SETTING UP THE GAME

 <Zilla> >>> I am currently logging all the participating players, selecting the proper roles for the game, and randomly assigning players with roles.

 <Zilla> >>> I will be privately sending you your roles momentarily.  This should take no longer than a few minutes.  If you do not receive a PM from me, you are a townie.

 <Zilla> :::: ROLES ARE BEING ASSIGNED

 <Zilla> :::: WAIT PATIENTLY AND KEEP DISCUSSION TO A MINIMUM

 <Zilla> :::: And I do mean MINIMUM.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

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 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: ROLES HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED.

 <Zilla> *** If you were invited to the secret Mafia channel, please accept the invite now!  The game will not continue until all mafia are in the special room.

 <Zilla> *** Say AYE if you are ready to continue.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Brett> AYE

 <Riobe> AYE

 <eternal_moonlight> AYE

 <Bio> AYE

 <Brett> PIE

 <Brett> IN MY TUMMY

 <Zilla> ortsz

 <ortsz> AYER

 <ortsz> AYE

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::: WE ARE READY TO BEGIN.

 <Zilla> *** General disclaimer:

 <Zilla> >>> 1. The Game Moderator ("The GM", "He") is God. He is the omnipotent entity that is allowing you to participate in this challenge of wits.

 <Zilla> >>> 2. The GM is not to be suspected. Seriously. If it were me, you'd all be dead by now.

 <Zilla> >>> 3. The players may not quote any game event (directly or indirectly), including but not limited to, the role PMs received by The GM, night action PMs received by The GM, secret mafia channel messages by any party.

 <Zilla> >>> 4. By continuing to play this game you accept the aforementioned terms.

 <Zilla> >>> Violation of these clauses will not be tolerated.

 <Zilla> *** The game will begin shortly. Thank you for participating. Good luck to all parties.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: IT IS NIGHT

 <Zilla> :::: NO ONE MAY TALK DURING THIS PHASE.

 <Zilla> :::: ANYONE WHO TALKS DURING THE NIGHT PHASE WILL BE KILLED.

 <Zilla> >>> The mafia must privately chat with each other in their secret channel to decide whom to kill. The Game Moderator will be overseeing conversation there.

 <Zilla> >>> Every player that has a role with a night action, you may privately send me the details of your action in a PM.

 <Zilla> *** Chat in the secret channel or send the Game Moderator your responses using PM's.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

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 <Zilla> Guys. You all have to PM me here. All of you.

 * Zilla removes voice from eternal_moonlight

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: A MURDER HAS OCCURED

 <Zilla> :::: eternal_moonlight has, yet again, proven to be less than eternal. Probably on the dark side of the moon now.

 <Zilla> >>> You may leave this channel or stay here to observe the game.

 <Zilla> >>> You will be voiced at the end of this game.  You may not PM any other players.

 <Zilla> *** This message does not mean the night phase is over, please wait patiently for the DAY PHASE message before discussing.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: IT IS DAY

 <Zilla> >>> All living players must discuss whom to lynch during this phase.

 <Zilla> >>> No one may PM each other during this phase.

 <Zilla> :::: BEGIN DISCUSSIONS!

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <ortsz> Haha, okay. I am definitely insane.

 <ortsz> Anyone... want to say anything?

 <Riobe> Uh...

 <Zilla> Front and center, people.

 <Riobe> This is tough.

 <ortsz> If all three cops investigate the same person...

 <Brett> I'm cop, ortsz is mafia

 <Brett> Game

 <Riobe> Hah.

 <Bio> Nice kill pun.

 <Bio> Anyways, he was a townie.

 <Zilla> Thanks. I'm getting worried that I'm losing my touch.

 <Bio> Why else wuld the mob kill him?

 <ortsz> Uh, bio, no townies.

 <Riobe> Who knows man.

 <Bio> Well, not a vanilla townie, but a cop.

 <ortsz> Yeah, yeah.

 <Bio> He was with the town. >_>

 <Bio> Anyways, who to lynch?

 <ortsz> So who did you guys investigate?

 <Bio> E_M.

 <Riobe> Well, I investigated you.

 <Bio> He died anyways, so...

 <Bio> What did you get Riobe?

 <ortsz> You saw him as mafia?

 <Riobe> I got mafia.

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 <Bio> You are definatly insane.

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 <Bio> Anyone researche Riobe?

 <ortsz> Nope.

 <Bio> Ok...

 <Riobe> Apparently not.

 <Riobe> Brett?

 <Brett> Hello

 <Riobe> Hi!

 <Brett> Oh, ortsz is mafia, get his ass

 <Bio> Hmm.

 <Bio> I'll think on it.

 <ortsz> I'm a cop.

 <Bio> I'm stuck between Riobe and ortsz.

 <Brett> Liar face

 <ortsz> If I were mafia I'd be trying to cause trouble like Brett is.

 <Zilla> Brett, out of curiosity, did you read my explanation of the game we're playing right now?

 <Brett> ...

 <Brett> I WISH TO DROP OUT

 <Riobe> D:

 <ortsz> ._.

 <Brett> Im kidding

 <Riobe> Aheh...

 <Riobe> Well.

 <Bio> Well. >_>

 <Zilla> You understand the rules and game mechanic and all?

 <Bio> We ready to vote?

 <Riobe> I guess.

 <Brett> Yeah I got it

 <Bio> Yeah, only one cop gets the right answer becasue the rest are insane.

 <Riobe> We going no lynch?

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::: ARE YOU READY TO VOTE?

 <Zilla> >>> Put discussions on hold for just a moment to allow this test.

 <Zilla> *** Each player must state, once, YEA or NAY.  YEA, if you're ready to place a lynch or ready to affirm no lynch.  NAY, if you need more time to consider.

 <Zilla> >>> Only if at least two-thirds are ready to vote will a lynch be tested.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Brett> YEA

 <Bio> YEA

 <Riobe> YEA

 <ortsz> YEA

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: LET'S VOTE

 <Zilla> >>> Put discussions on hold for just a moment to allow this test.

 <Zilla> *** Each player must state, once, the name of the player who they'd like to lynch.  You may not abstain from this vote, but you may vote NO LYNCH.

 <Zilla> >>> If at least half of the votes are for the same player and there's no tie, that player is lynched.  Otherwise, no lynch.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Brett> Lynch Ortsz

 <ortsz> ._;

 <Brett> All day

 <Brett> I'm onto you

 <Bio> LYNCH ORTSZ

 <ortsz> No lynch. There's absolutely no evidence for anyone.

 <Riobe> NO LYNCH

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: NO ONE WAS LYNCHED TODAY!

 <Zilla> >>> There wasn't a consistent majority.

 <Zilla> *** Night will begin shortly.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: IT IS NIGHT

 <Zilla> :::: NO ONE MAY TALK DURING THIS PHASE.

 <Zilla> :::: ANYONE WHO TALKS DURING THE NIGHT PHASE WILL BE KILLED.

 <Zilla> >>> The mafia must privately chat with each other in their secret channel to decide whom to kill. The Game Moderator will be overseeing conversation there.

 <Zilla> >>> Every player that has a role with a night action, you may privately send me the details of your action in a PM.

 <Zilla> *** Chat in the secret channel or send the Game Moderator your responses using PM's.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Brett> Ortsz you bastard

 <Zilla> It's night. Hush.

 * Zilla removes voice from ortsz

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: A MURDER HAS OCCURED

 <Zilla> :::: ortsz has been storz'd. Underground. In a coffin.

 <Zilla> >>> You may leave this channel or stay here to observe the game.

 <Zilla> >>> You will be voiced at the end of this game.  You may not PM any other players.

 <Zilla> *** This message does not mean the night phase is over, please wait patiently for the DAY PHASE message before discussing.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: IT IS DAY

 <Zilla> >>> All living players must discuss whom to lynch during this phase.

 <Zilla> >>> No one may PM each other during this phase.

 <Zilla> :::: BEGIN DISCUSSIONS!

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Bio> Haha.

 <Riobe> Heh.

 <Riobe> Storz'd.

 <Bio> Anyways, I think Brett is mafia.

 <Zilla> You can tell I'm tired by the ridiculous pun.

 <Riobe> Hah

 <Brett> Brttrx is copttrx

 <Bio> It's cool man, I like it.

 <Brett> Yeah, lynch me

 <Brett> see what happens

 <Brett> I wanna see you all lose

 <Riobe> D:

 <Riobe> I don't want to lose another game.

 <Bio> Sameage.

 <Brett> Snore

 <Brett> VOTE

 <Bio> I keep searching the ones that die!

 <Riobe> Brtt, who'd you investigate

 <Riobe> ?

 <Brett> You, and youre a cop

 <Riobe> Cause' I investigated you, and I got mafia.

 <Bio> LYNCH RIOBE!!!!!

 <Riobe> o_O.

 <Bio> RIOBE IS MAFIA!!!!!!!!!

 <Brett> Play it safe and lynch Bio

 <Bio> LYNCH RIOBE!!!!!

 <Riobe> How?

 <Bio> I'm the sabe one.

 <Bio> Al of the kills turned out to be townies.

 <Bio> That's why I can tell I'm sane.

 <Brett> It's clearly Bio

 <Brett> vote

 <Bio> I was afraid to say, but Riobe saying Brett is a mafia means that Brett's a townie!

 <Bio> Brett, you are totally NOT MAFIA!!!!!

 <Bio> Please, I know this!

 <Bio> Just lynch riobe for me!!

 <Brett> I wanna lynch your ass so bad

 <Bio> I promise that it's him.

 <Brett> PINKY SWEAR?

 <Bio> Yes.

 <Brett> SAY IT

 * Bio :Unknown command

 * Bio locks pinkies with Brett

 <Bio> Pinky swear.

 <Brett> Thats some deep trust right there

 <Bio> From my soul.

 <Brett> I'll never touch penisis with you again if you're lying

 <Riobe> Well, if I said that Brett is a mafia, and I'm townie, wouldn't that mean I'm an insane cop?

 <Bio> So if I lie I'll be straight?

 <Riobe> *cop

 <Brett> I say we vote

 <Bio> No. Becasue it doesnn't match up.

 <Brett> I pinky swore

 <Zilla> You've already said that three times. Let someone else say it.

 <Brett> God damnit

 <Brett> Okay

 <Riobe> Alright, vote then.

 <Bio> Brett said you were townie, so it figures that he's insane becasue I'm sane.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> ::: ARE YOU READY TO VOTE?

 <Zilla> >>> Put discussions on hold for just a moment to allow this test.

 <Zilla> *** Each player must state, once, YEA or NAY.  YEA, if you're ready to place a lynch or ready to affirm no lynch.  NAY, if you need more time to consider.

 <Zilla> >>> Only if at least two-thirds are ready to vote will a lynch be tested.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Riobe> I hope you're ready to lose.

 <Bio> YEA

 <Riobe> YEA

 <Brett> Just trying to keep the game moving...

 <Brett> YEA

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: LET'S VOTE

 <Zilla> >>> Put discussions on hold for just a moment to allow this test.

 <Zilla> *** Each player must state, once, the name of the player who they'd like to lynch.  You may not abstain from this vote, but you may vote NO LYNCH.

 <Zilla> >>> If at least half of the votes are for the same player and there's no tie, that player is lynched.  Otherwise, no lynch.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Bio> LYNCH RIOBE

 <Brett> Lynch RIOBE

 <Riobe> LYNCH BIO

 * Zilla removes voice from Riobe

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: SOMEONE HAS BEEN LYNCHED!

 <Zilla> :::: Riobe has been killed by the town. The GM can finally go to sleep.

 <Zilla> >>> You may leave this channel or stay here to observe the game.

 <Zilla> >>> You will be voiced at the end of this game.  You may not PM any other players.

 <Zilla> *** Night will begin shortly.

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 * Zilla sets mode -m #mafiats

 * Zilla has changed the topic to: Game is currently open.  Join us and await the next game!  http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Newbie_Guide

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Zilla> :::: THE GAME IS OVER!

 <Zilla> :::: THE MAFIA HAVE ALL BEEN LYNCHED

 <Zilla> :::: THE SURVIVORS HAVE WON

 <Zilla> :::: HUZZAH!

 <Zilla> ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 <Riobe> Ahaha, man, I screwed up in the final round.

 <Bio> TOLD YA!!!

 <Zilla> Mafia: Riobe

 <ortsz> o_O

 <Bio> I'm awesome, are not I?

 <Zilla> Sane cop: Bio

 <ortsz> I...

 <Zilla> Insane cops: Rest of you.

 * Bio does a jig

 <Riobe> lol.

 <Bio> Riobe, I could also sense you freaking out.

 <eternal_moonlight> `Wow

 <Brett> That game was tricky

 <Riobe> I sorta was.

 <Bio> Best game evar? Right, right?

 <Guiseppi> Hahaha.

 <ortsz> I was insane, I investigated Bio, and I saw him as cop?

 <Riobe> You can tell by the hesitating. :P

 <Guiseppi> AYE

 <Zilla> No more games tonight.

 <eternal_moonlight> Gnight

 <Bio> Alright, I've had my fun.

 <Riobe> Yeah, I'm done for tonight.

 <Guiseppi> :(