g0rillapen1s

<?php

// INSTRUCTIONS:
// 1.  Register 3 (three) accounts on Twitter - no email validation, so it's easy. You can't just use one account because it will get blocked quickly.
// 2. Save this script (the WHOLE file) as "twitter.php" in C:\Documents and Settings\Your_Username
// 3. Edit the file with notepad, fill in the usernames and passwords of the three accounts you've registered - see below, it's really simple
// 4. Install PHP 5.3 from http://php.net (direct Windows download - http://windows.php.net/download)
// 5. Open command line (Start -> Run -> cmd.exe)
// 6. Type in php -f twitter.php and leave it running
// 7. ????
// 8. PROFIT

$accounts = array( // fill in usernames/passwords here as shown below
array('bernd4711', 'nigger'),
array('bernd1337', 'nigger'),
array('bernd_merkel', 'nigger')
);
// have fun

$timer = 15;

$useragent="Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)";
$hashtag = "#gorillapenis";

$topics = array(
"ebaums", "nigger", "aids", "cancer", "gorilla", "faggot", "n00b", "penis", "vagina", "asshole",
"butthurt", "ebaumsworld", "koran", "islam", "basement", "retard", "merkel", "listening to", "movie",
"happy hour", "love", "hate", "virgin", "lulz", "nazi", "hitler", "negro", "anime", "manga",
"pooper", "sex", "anal"
);


$tweetUrl = 'http://www.twitter.com/statuses/update.xml';
$searchUrl = 'http://search.twitter.com/search.json?q=';

$cnt = 0;
$ucnt = 0;
$tweets = array();

random_tweets();

while(1) {
  $status = $hashtag . ' ' . $tweets[rand(0,count($tweets)-1)]; ;
  if (strlen($status) > 140) $status = substr($status,0,140);
  $status = urlencode(stripslashes(urldecode($status)));
  $username = $accounts[$ucnt][0];
  $password = $accounts[$ucnt][1];
  $ucnt++;
  if ($ucnt == count($accounts)) {
   $ucnt = 0;
   $tweets = array();
   random_tweets();
  }
  $curl = curl_init();
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, "$tweetUrl");
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, 2);
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POST, 1);
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, "status=$status");
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_USERPWD, "$username:$password");
  curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, $useragent);
  $result = curl_exec($curl);
  $resultArray = curl_getinfo($curl);
  if ($resultArray['http_code'] == 200) {
    $cnt++;
    echo "Tweet posted from account $username. ";
    echo "Altogether, $cnt tweets posted.\n";
  } else {
    echo "$result";
    echo "Could not post tweet to Twitter right now. Try again later.\n";
  }
  curl_close($curl);
  sleep($timer);
}

function random_tweets()
{
 global $topics,$searchUrl,$tweets;
 $topic = urlencode($topics[rand(0,count($topics)-1)]);
 $content = file_get_contents("$searchUrl$topic");
 $content = json_decode($content, true);
 foreach ($content["results"] as $a => $b) {
   $tweets[] = $b["text"];
 }
}
?>