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  1. Chapter 1:
  2. <+LonelyNess> i was like "hey whats up" and she said "can you please leave."
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  4. Chapter 2:
  5. LonelyNess wanders into the night, dazed and confused. As he begins to ponder why everyone seems, superficially at least, to dislike him, a thought strikes him square on the head.
  6.  
  7. [00:42] <~LonelyNess> do you think people hate on me because i'm one of the few smogon males
  8. [00:42] <~LonelyNess> to have successfully
  9. [00:42] <~LonelyNess> gotten into the pants
  10. [00:42] <~LonelyNess> of a smogon female
  11. [00:43] <~LonelyNess> i like to think so
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  13. Having defeated yet another existential crisis, LonelyNess retreats into the night, shocking himself with the paragon of sexual superiority and virility that he himself is. "A True Tour de Force" - Eo ut Mortus "I came." - Eo Ut Mortus
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