rabi

I had this fucked up nightmare

where hermaphrodites kept trying to ejaculate on me.

I was on some game show, and if I didn't solve my puzzles or what have you on time, bam, that man with boobs or woman with a penis would try ejaculating on me. I don't know if everyone was giant or if I was tiny, but we were inside of a crib, and the hermaphrodites would be sitting on the edge of it with their feet on the bed.

Then, I'd go out a door trying to escape, but I only fall into a different crib.

Where a different hermaphrodite is waiting

After that goes on for a while, the door eventually leads to some kind of bathroom, where I decide to take a bath.

The sink is filled with black stuff, so I'm hesitant at first, but I don't want to go back out of the door. So, the bath is filled, and I step in the water. There were all these bugs on the bottom, and I feel really bad for stepping on them, so I do a sort of shuffle while standing in the tub to scoot them away from me to the end, but all this shuffling is making a commotion in the water, splashin

g everywhere, and this poor spider gets knocked in. Only I don't notice right away, not until I lay down in the tub and see the spider spashing away trying to swim or I don't know what. On the one hand I don't want to touch it but also on the other hand I don't want the poor guy to die, so what I do is I blow into the water behind him as hard as I can to sort of blow him ashore to the wall of the

bathtub. Finally, I'm turning blue but he made it. Except, maybe he wanted to thank me and not inject his poison into me but he started scurrying towards me, and years of evolution or being a pussy made me react to the latter: I splashed him back into the water.

and then I woke up