Meatstakk's Sexy Box of Love
by meatstakk


Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived on a house on a hill.
His name was bartholomew Francisco Ernesto Julio Gonzalez II, but everyone called him meatstakk.
meatstakk didn't have many friends, but the ones he did have were very handsome young men.
Their names were Steven Steve Stephen Stevenson III, although he was given the nickname of Zeeee,
Steven Juan Nicholas Dahl (Mojo), Susan-Michael Tomoyo Argenta (GildaRocks),
James Micheal George Washingtonion (ScootalooFi) and Jim (PokeyPierce). Gilda and meatstakk were BFF's at the time
before the disaster struck. If it wasn't for that incident inside of that box on that fateful day.

meatstakk was hanging out with Gilda at the time, running up and down the cul-de-sac where they lived, as he found
this aluminum. The aluminum was covering something, wrapped around something. Meatstakk, baffled and stupified, he
brought this wrapped aluminum to Gilda.
"Hey Gilda" meat asked.
"What do you want, faggot.." Gilda remarked.
"Gilda, what's this doo-hickey in this here shiny silver thing?"
"Why don't you open it up and figure it out, you stupid fuck."
"Why Gilda you're a genius! I can't believe I didn't think of that! I'm glad we're such good friends."
"Eat a dick, meatstakk."
"I love you too friend!"
Meatstakk then looks down at his hands, wielding this carefully wrapped "doo-hickey". As he tears this wrapped
item up, it reveals something neither of these young boys have ever seen in their lives. In this carefully wrapped
aluminum object was a giant black horse dildo. Meatstakk had an idea that Gilda might not atest to...

CHAPTER 2
Meanwhile, in the Projects...
Zeeee and ScootalooFi were watching Backdoor Sluts 9 in Pokey's grandparent's basement. Zeeee turns to ScootalooFi
and asks him,
"Hey Scoots, do you want to go let Pokey out of his cage?"
"Wait" ScootalooFi remarks, "He's still in his cage? How long has he been in there?"
"Well, when was the last time you let him out?"
"The last time I LET HIM OUT??? I've never let him out of his cage. You told me to never let him out."
"Wait, I never said that."
"Oh yes you did. We were eating dinner that one time with his grandparents..."
">.>"
"So.... you're fucking stupid and it's your fault"
"Scoots. I don't think that's what the issue is right now, I think we should be worried more about Pokey's health
than whose fault it is."
"Okay Zeeee, even though I did nothing wrong. AT ALL. It's still your fault and you should feel bad. Because fuck
you."
">.> Let's just go find him."
"Okay but first I want to have sex."
"Wait, right now?"
"Yes, I want you to stick that little 3 inch dick in my tight little asshole."
"Well fine Scoots, even though I think we should be more worried about Pokey than what you want in your asshole
right now."
It was right then and there that they forgot about their friend, PokeyPierce, and proceeded to engage in gay sex.
Scootaloo and Zeeee lock lips as they kiss passionately by the television. Zeeee's and Scootaloo's tounge's are
seemingly avoiding one another as they lick each others lips, inside and outside of the mouth. Zeeee suddenly
stops.
"What's wrong baby?" Scootaloo asks.
"You know I don't love you, right?"
"I DON'T CARE, SHOW ME THAT SMALL COCK OF YOURS"
Zeeee confused by ScootalooFi is mesmerized by his suave hair, is caught off guard as Scootaloo goes on to
unbutton Zeeee's shirt. As he rips open Zeeee's shirt, Scootaloo is hit in the face with a waft of manliness
radiating from Zeeee's chesthair. Zeeee's chesthair was so manly and massive it would make Gaston whimper due to
how much more manly Zeeee is in comparison.
Confused, Zeeee plops down onto the couch where they were sitting as ScootalooFi sucks on Zeeee's hard hairy nipples.hairy
nipples. Licking them profusely, ScootalooFi stops very abruptly.
Zeeee asks him, "Why did you stop?"
But little did he know that ScootalooFi was choking on Zeeee's chest hair. Zeeee's manliness was too much for
ScootalooFi to handle. Zeeee did what any other man would do and whipped his dick out and slapped his lover
in the face, leaving a disgusting black eye that would last the rest of ScootalooFi's young life (only about until
this story is over)
ScootalooFi suddenly passes out due to lack of oxygen. Zeeee takes advantage of this precious opportunity as he
unzips his pants. ScootalooFi laying there unconcious with his overalls off and his very erect penis just pointing
right at Zeeee, almost begging to be sucked. Zeeee lays down on top of ScootalooFi, resting his balls on top of
his black eye. Zeeee, admiring his friend's erect penis, slowly crawled toward it. But then he realized something.
That wasn't his friend's penis, but rather, a small yellow dildo. It turns out, ScootalooFi never had a penis to
begin with. Zeeee, feeling betrayed, decided enough was enough and shit on his friend's face.
Zeeee looks up from where he's sitting and sees a glare on the TV. Unfortunately, Zeeee didn't bother to see where
it was coming from. Little did he know that it was his friend, PokeyPierce, trying to call for help from the next
house over.