Le onaho ガイド Mk.2

An truly e/jp/in guide, /jp/ro. - hardened.

 

preamble: This is the second, improved version, with now enhanced memetics for the epic win. Written by the same person.

 

Foreword: Stop making onahole threads, and stop posting in them if you're going to act as if you were browsing /a/b/v/ ``please''. Especially if it's to ask about something that ``feels like the real thing'', we wouldn't know and neither would you, fuken nerd.

Also use the fucking archive: http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/  before asking stupid questions.

 

Disclaimer: Fleshlight is shit until they print cute little girls on the box. And tenga is officially macintosh-bad.

 

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1) onahole companies and webstores

2) ordering stuff

3) meta information

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I)Onahole companies and webstores

 

  a) stores - the japanese market

#for more pragmatic information on stores, refer to 2)

 

You should note that there are "オリジナル"(original) brands/onahole. That means that those models are only sold by certain stores. Moreover some shop enjoys the exclusivity of onahole for a certain period of time because it's a common jewish tactic to have the monopoly of the market.

 

*NLS: most of RENDS products first appear in here, recently some of them've been spreading across and been available at other webshops, but not all, and only after being released on NLS for a long period of time. Also carry the "NLS rubber hole" (まだ名前がありません) which is a variation of the 17bordeaux, more or less - product of a colaboration with TH iirc.

 

*DMM: Jewish overlord, get the "first" on onahole and cockblocks everyone else from selling them for ~2-3 weeks or some shit. They have like 1-2 model they made themselves. Cockblocks gaijins but can be easily circumverted by blocking like 2 HTML elements.

 

*Hotpowers: pretty cool guys, they make their own original brand and are pretty close to the customer, good transparency. Recently put their products on amazon (about 1-2 months ago?) and even more recently released #1 softest on DMM; probably because they're not well-known except by onahole sommelier.

 

*Alice stage: Both a maker and a shop, formerly had their products on amazon

 

*daimaoh(大魔王): Mostly known as the maker of the very famous venus series. Also made a couple of other stuff.

 

*M's: they have like one original hole which is a colaboration with toy's heart.

 

  b) companies

 

    1) the better known -- the big three.

 

- Outvision/アウトビジョン: mother company of G project, eXe and Dogma, as well as other stuff. Also their logo is an illuminati reference or something (https://www.outvision.co.jp/images/base/logo.gif).

eXe: vast branch, quality go from 2000JPY class to high-end. Durability is average. Large catalog.

#the high-end models are quite old, though.

G-project/gpro (https://www.gpro.jp): Otaku-oriented marketing. So far not many products. No idea how they feel, lengh is too short. Durability is marketed as very high.

King(https://www.kingtoy.jp):normalfag-oritend marketing sub-branch of G-protect. Generic looking.

Dogma: normalfag-oriented marketing. No info as I have no interest in them.

 

- ToysHeart/TH(https://www.toysheart.co.jp): 2000-4000JPY medium-class onahole maker. Quality is consistent. Very good cost-perfomance. Recomended for first-timers. Recently they released some onahole under the "TOY-Value" label, they're even cheaper, but that means drawbacks as well. Doesn't do dual-layers in the common sense of the term.

 

- NPG/日暮里ギフト: large price-range, from shitty 800JPY parody to 8000JPY high-end, Soft onahole, lifespan is generally bad save for the meiki serie, packaging is very good, with a lot of ``free''bies (ie included-in-pricebies). Their lubricants are good. Maker of the high-end meiki(名器) serie. Prices known to be exaggerated. Weak dual-layers.

#you will see other brand marketing onahole with "名器" in the product name, but when one speak of 名器they mean the ones from NPG.

 

    2) the lesser known but relevant companies.

 

Magic Eyes/マジックアイズ(blog.livedoor.jp/onaho1992/ - blog of their artist): Good cost-performance, most advanced dual-layers on the market. Connoisseur's choice.

 

Alice Stage(alice-stage.com/site/top.html): Fairly recently built company. Otaku-oriented marketing. Advanced materials. Aliceだよっ is the best onahole I have ever used.

#Aren't alice-stage.com/shop/ and http://www.mode-design.net/jpmode/ fucking similar? I mean, to me the source code looks like it has been written by the same fucking person, I'm no expert though.

 

Lovecloud/ラブクラウド: Famous maker of the now over 10 years old tokyo meiki story(東京名器物語)and one of the softest onahole ふわトロめいき. Also precusor of the inflatable onahole-holders; made a bunch of other inflatables as well. Low prices and Good cost-performance.

 

Tokyo Libido(https://www.tokyo-libido.com/): Brand of highly customisable air-doll created by an air-doll aficionado. Also made an onahole to attach on BJD so you can fuggle them.

 

Ride(ライド):maker of the WAZ serie. recent maker. Has released a large number of onahole recently. low cost, good cost-performance . Lengh is fairly short in most cases. Recogniseable by the pink-coloured polymers.

 

Tamatoys/タマトイズ: Maker of low-cost parody onahole. Some are good, though. Has released a high number of lubricant as well. Leader in "girl smell" products, and I have to say, while expensive, they're worth it. Otaku-oriented.

 

A-one/エワン: Famous for their love-body serie. Their onahole are generally sub-par but some are good.

 

    3) unpopular companies (as far as onahole are concerned)

If you want to be a truHIPSTER, buy from those: soft on demand, toys sakai, prime, E-noa, enjoy toys, arms, tobelca, ssi japan, merci, mode-design.

 

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II) Ordering stuff

 

This part will only be about actually ordering.

 

Japan-based webshop that ship oversea:

NLS -- https://www.e-nls.com/disp_new.php ; https://www.en-nls.com/disp_new.php

Have an engrish website, various shipping methods, some customer support. easy to use. They're slow as fuck when it comes to new products.

@if you want to link an item from NLS on a thread, don't use the preview page and remove the useless shit at the end of the URL ``please''

#eg: NOT http://en-nls.com/pict2-34649-9999?c2=1111 but https://en-nls.com/pict2-34649

 

Hotpowers: http://www.hotpowers.jp/index3.html

Very detailed reviews, friendly staff, a lot of original onahole crafted at their own factory.

Ships internationally, uses EMS, label items as "pillow" of a value of 100JPY, so taxes aren't a problem.

Order via set if you want to save money, if not then their original onahole can be quite pricey.

 

>hey but it's all in moonrunes and I don't understand shit

Here: http://blog-imgs-52.fc2.com/r/d/c/rdcpage/20130420115029283.jpg If you still can't figure stuff out use the archive.

 

Daimaoh: read their Q&A.

 

Other places: use a proxy/forwarding service.

 

#If you're a clapburger you're lucky enough to be able to order from: queencatadulttoys.com

#Avoid toyjewmon and homocha jews, shipping from japan using a proxy and EMS is still cheaper than ordering from them.

 

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III) Meta information

 

When asking for a recomendation, or looking for a new purchase, here are the things you want to pinpoint:

Softness/firmness; tightness; vacuum capabilities; texture; strengh of stimulation; inner lengh; durability; oil content; smell.

 

#Softness/firmness: wise people go for soft materials

#tightness: largely overrated.

#vacuum capabilities: as it requires a hollow cavity, it's mostly uncompatible with tightness. Some hole achieve both. Vacuum increases stimuli.

#oil content: some onahole seep out more oil and at a faster rate than others.

#smell: some people are bothered by that.

 

To be noted: most, if not all, high-end onahole are soft 無次元.

 

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I chose not to include detailed recommendations due to the evolving nature of the onahole market. This guide was written in a preponderately objective manner. However, you can use the outdated one (http://pastebin.com/5nLZh4kz) as a reference; keep in kind it's outdated.

I might regroup onahole in (clearly defined?) categories in the future instead of a "recommendation". It'll end up be more or less the same thing, though, except recomendation implies personnal preferences rather than "you ought to check that shit out because it's highly likely to be of interest given your tastes".

 

This guide isn't a finished product, but that's about all the topics to cover I could think of; I remain open to suggestions on any possible improvement/complement.

 

Also: published under Artistic Licence 2.0