ITT: Feminism Hate

>be me
>live across Dollar General
>head over to get some sausages
>head to registor
>long ass line
>muh dick
>lady walks in
>-0/10 too ugly to kneel before Zod
>she gets behind me to look at some magazines
>"I'm Pregnant, Marry Me!"
>"Because I'm a girl, well Boys aren't always right"
>"Teach those boys that females are incharge"
>mfw
>lady too ugly to notice poked my shoulder
>"Anon would you kindly let me get infront of you?"
>Figuring she was nice enough to ask, i'd let her because she was either gonna go in front of me, or tackle me on some FemiNazi bullshit
>a girl walks in
>10/10 would eat with at Outback Steakhouse
>saw that I let someone nice enough to get in front of me
>pokes my shoulder with FemiNazi boner might
>"Anon, I noticed you let that lady in front, would you also like me to get ahead?"
>i say
>"Just because I let someone nice ahead, doesn't mean I am just gonna let everyone else skip ahead just so they can buy feminine magazines."
>feel so privileged
>biggest privileged boner since Abe Lincoln's hat
>silent
>she goes
>keep in mind, she is holding a "Girl's Go Wild, Not For Boys!" magazine
>"So are you telling me all girls like feminine magazines? You really think i'd like when you men scold me for liking what you like."
>boner collapses, 2big4me
>I just ignore her, like a privileged male I am
>she keeps going on
>"If I were you, i'd let me, a woman to go in front because men need some more discipline on how to treat a god damn woman!"
>everyone leaves
>I turn around
>"You know what, I'd gladly let you ahead, if you weren't a female."
>all men go fucking ballistic
>monkeys throwing shit everywhere
>the lady at the register kicked me out
>"Making women feel bad about themselves isn't very man like"
>mfw she didn't hear a single fucking word the girl behind me just said

I am not allowed to shop at the store I live 5 fucking feet away from.

Fuck.