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- Forced Moon chapter2
- >You are Anonymous.
- >Who else could you be faget, you're the only one here.
- >You're sitting on the steps of your "former" home.
- >The trees quietly perform the song of their people, their leaves rustling on a gentle breeze.
- >The sun is slowly setting on the horizon.
- >Now add some credits in the background and you've got yourself a nice ending for some shit-tier movie.
- >Probably some spaghetti western, because of the generous amount of pasta in your pockets right now.
- >There's also an amazing collection of travel bags standing before you.
- >...
- >Okay, there's only two.
- >You always packed lightly for your travels.
- >Well, technically you're moving from your house for a month or so.
- >To Canterlot.
- >To the royal palace.
- >To the Princess of the Night, which gone seriously bonkers over you.
- >You sighed loudly.
- >If you only decided to have your coffee, like a simple plebian, you wouldn't be here now.
- "Fuck."
- >Good, good let the butthurt flow through you, you high maintenance fool.
- >Preparing for this whole "most spaghetti filled month of your life" voyage, was a simple affair.
- >You didn't have a lot to pack.
- >When your "former" boss almost kicked you out of the store, instead of going stright home, you went to see your friends.
- >Yeah, you have those here.
- >Friendship is magic bitches.
- >When you told them that you're moving, their reaction was "meh" at best, so maybe not as magic as you thought.
- >They told you that after all Canterlot is really close and a month isn't such a lot of time to be away.
- >Some of them even wished you luck on your stay there.
- >Filthy casuals.
- >You never wanted to move.
- >You had enough moving, after moving from one reality to another almost a year ago.
- >Only two p0nes had diffrent reactions on your devastating news.
- >First one was naturally Ponka Po.
- >At first she was crushed with your words, thinking she's gonna lose a good friend.
- >Not that you were spending a lot of time, with this cocaine abusing mare.
- >After that, she wanted to throw you a "farewell for a month" party, but you quickly shot her eagerness down.
- >There was simply no time to do that.
- >When she calmed down, she gave you a whole bag of your favourite sweets, free of charge.
- >Maybe someday she'll agree to bake something based on your own, original recipes.
- >As of now, she was just laughing at them, claiming that the recipe largely consisting out of various booze, wasn't a recipe for a cake.
- >You beg to differ.
- >Ponko Pee also promised you a big party, next time you're in Ponyville.
- >The second p0ne who had a different reaction than everyone else, was Twilight.
- >Because she had none.
- >When you showed yourself at the castle again, she was nowhere to be found.
- >Spike told you, that after he woke up in the late morning, not long after your hurried departure, she closed herself in the castle library for a couple of hours.
- >She was supposed to look very disturbed by something, which in Spike's opinion, was nothing new.
- >Right before you came, she told him she's going to the royal palace and isn't sure, when she'll be back.
- >You actually took it as a good sign.
- >Maybe you would meet her there.
- >Perhaps she would help you, if Luna would overpower you with her shenanigans.
- >Twilight versus Luna.
- >Nothing is certain, though it would be a sight to see.
- >In the end Luna would probably massacre Twilight, but not before an epic alicorn battle.
- >However to tell the truth, you hope that if any confrontation happens between those two, it would be only on the verbal level.
- >You're not very keen on seeing your friends suffering.
- >Some strange noises pulled you out of your thoughts.
- >You looked at the road leading to Canterlot, that was near your house.
- >Those could be the sounds of a chariot, which Celestia was supposed to send for you.
- >Nope, nothing there.
- >However, the sounds were getting closer.
- >You looked at the sky.
- "Howlie fack!"
- >There was a chariot there, but it was a fucking flying one.
- >You didn't sign for this shit!
- >You have nothing against flying, if it's a big and sturdy plane, but not this litter box!
- >Perhaps, if you start running now, you manage to escape into the Everfree forest and live your life as a hermit there.
- >On the other hand though, Zecora would be rather pissed at that turn of events.
- >No sense in whining now, better grab your bags and face your fears.
- >When you finally landed in the palace courtyard, you were a permanent part of the chariot.
- >Your teeth and nails bore deep into its structure.
- >"Sir, you can leave the chariot now."
- >Your bloodshot eyes slowly turned, to look at the royal guard.
- "Gho fuchk yourshelf withh ah mace.h."
- >Your speech was pretty unintelligible, becouse of the generous amounts of the chariot's upholstery in your mouth.
- >"Sir, I'm afraid I didn't understand that. Can you please repeat that, Sir?"
- >Using all of your willpower, you managed to peel yourself off of the chariots frame.
- "I said 'Of course, just let me grab my bags mate'."
- >You did just that and hopped out of this flying matchbox.
- >In a fit of emotion, you wanted to throw yourelf on the ground and kiss it.
- >Still, you stopped yourself.
- >You were not as pathetic, yet.
- >Who knows what awaits you here.
- >"I see that you were able to arrive safely, my dear Anonymous."
- >Princess Celestia came out to greet you personally?
- >Luna is probably sleeping.
- >"Please, let me welcome you in my humble abode. The Canterlot Palace!"
- >Did she... did she just advertised the palace to you, by rising her voice at the end of her speech?!
- >The only thing missing, were some spectacular fireworks in the backround, when she said that.
- >You thought she would play in your team during the agreement.
- >Though, it looks like she'll try to make you like it here and in extend, to like being near her sister.
- >Shame on you Sunbutt, shame.
- "Welcome princess, thank you for your hospitality."
- >You didn't bow down.
- >Man, you're such a rebel!
- >"Come Anonymous, let's wait for my sister in the royal dining room, you must be famished."
- >She instructed the guards to take care of your belongings and showed you inside.
- >Journey to your destination was rather uneventful, but at the same time, a real treat for the eyes.
- >It was obvious Celestia chose that route.
- >She tried to portray to you every tapestry, sculpture and painting you pass by.
- >You blocked most of it, just nodding your head from time to time, but you have to admit one thing.
- >Even a simple guy like you could tell, that the ponies arts and crafts were at the same level, as the one you saw back on Earth.
- >When you arrived at the dining room, there were already two slices of cake, waiting there for you on the table.
- >"I let myself order the food for both of us. I hope you don't mind and find it to your liking."
- >Okay, that's getting old and sad, like realy quick.
- "I don't mind, but please princess I can see what you're trying to pull. Let me tell you, I'm not a big fan of pampering."
- >Bullshit, you love every second of it.
- >Celestia smiled softly.
- >"I have no idea what you're talking about. Please, let us eat, before my sister join us."
- >You wanted to argue more, but you saw how she was looking at her slice of cake.
- >It was a look of a hungry predator that just saw its prey.
- >If you will be keeping her away from it for any longer, bad things gonna happen.
- "Let's dig in."
- >Mmm, now that's a nice cake.
- >Top marks on that one Sunbutt.
- >Celestia was eating her slice with great dignity.
- >Perhaps you were wrong about her little cake addiction?
- >Better forget about it, you don't wanna stick your nose, where you can lose it.
- >Speaking about noses, you just saw a dark blue one, entering the dining room along with the rest of Luna's body parts.
- >"Good evening dear sister and Anonymous."
- >Because your mouth were full, you just nodded your head.
- >Celestia set her fork aside and wiped her mouth with a napkin.
- >"Good evening Luna, please join us."
- >Without further delay Moonbutt chose the chair right beside you.
- >For a couple of seconds there was like an arm's lenght of air between you, but it quickly changed.
- >Without a care in the world, night princess extended one of her alicorn wings behind your back.
- >Then she swiftly scooped you up along with your squeaking chair, as close to her as it was practically possible.
- >Your chairs were connected now, and you could felt her body heat along your side.
- >Also, she left her wing spread out on the back of your chair, some of the feathers touching your neck.
- >Damn, they were so soft.
- >What the actual fuck she was thinking, acting like that?!
- >Did her instincts just acted up, or was this her conscious decision?
- >Celestia raised her brow, seeing what her sister was doing.
- >"I see you're getting comfortable with the situation rather quick, dear sister?"
- >Luna had a shit eating grin on her muzzle.
- >"No time like the present, dear Celestia."
- >Ok, 'time' to file a complaint.
- >Before you had any chance to speak your mind, another p0ne entered the room.
- >"Your coffee princess."
- >She was from the palace kitchen staff and brought Luna her hot beverage.
- >She didn't even blinked when she saw you and Luna.
- >The mare just put the steaming cup before her princess, bowed down and quietly left the room.
- >That's a well trained staff, if you ever saw one.
- >10 points for Gryffindor.
- >Celestia finished eating her cake.
- >"I'm afraid that I have to leave you now, there are matters that need my attention elswhere."
- >She got up from the table and looked at Luna.
- >"I'm leaving Anonymous in your care sister. I hope I'm doing the right thing."
- >Dark blue alicorn princess looked hurt.
- >"Why, of course it is. You act like you didn't know me. I'm not some savage pony, who would hurt him."
- >Celestia sighed.
- >"It's not him, who I'm worried about. Do you remember that griffon ambasador is still in the palace and will be here for a couple more days?"
- >Bella is still around?!
- >Full spectrum of "Oh fuck!".
- >On top of that, her memory of you, or Luna's behavior, was erased by Celestia.
- >If by any chance, she would meet you in the palace, she could repeat her behavior towards you from the morning.
- >If at the same time Luna would be nearby, you get a great recipe for a minced griffon.
- >Princess of the Night squinted her eyes.
- >"By all means, I remember about this fact. I also remember our talk, which we had after today's events and I can assure you that I'm fully capable of controlling myself around her, or anypony else."
- >You're sure Bella's magically cured bones beg to differ.
- >Celestia nodded her head.
- >"That's good. Keep in mind that I trust you Luna."
- >Without further delay white alicorn left the room.
- >As soon as her tail vanished from your sight, you heard Luna annoyed murmur.
- >"How can I forget that, you practicly tell me this every day."
- >Strong with this one, the sistely bond is.
- >Stifling a sigh, Moonbutt took a sip of her coffee.
- >Okay, what now?
- >Night princess fur brushed your arm.
- >Alright, you must get away from this awkward situation as quick as possible.
- >Maybe you can just stand up, like don't give a shit?
- >When you tried to do that, she pinned you down with her wing and pushed you on herself.
- >She did it all, without even looking at you.
- >"What's wrong, are you uncomfortable dear Anon? If you wish, you can share my chair with me."
- >Well, you don't have a choice do you?
- >This is getting on your nerves.
- >You have nothing against hugging, but only when both parties agree on it.
- >Looks like it's time for a strong, practical solution.
- >You need to use a trick, which you developed for breaking out of Ponks clutches.
- >That p0ne is a real hug whore.
- >Aaand action!
- >You pushed your finger into her snout.
- "Boop!"
- >She jumped in surprise, red blush spreading on her cheeks.
- >You used the commotion to quickly get up from your chair.
- "Forgive me, please. I just don't know what came over me."
- >She touched her snout with her hoof.
- >"Don't worry, nothing bad happened."
- >You bet that anyone else would lose a hand, or hoof for something like that.
- >Well, maybe except Celestia.
- >You hope that she noticed there is no way, to draw you into some "affectionate trap" in this dining room anymore.
- >She will probably try somewhere else.
- >"I can see that you are already bored, with this place. Good let's go somewhere else. Come with me."
- >Called it!
- >Luna walked over to and embraced you around your waist, with her wing.
- "Let's go."
- >She led you to something what looked like a large observation deck.
- >During your walk there, you managed to wriggle yourself out of her embrace.
- >You did it under the pretext of watching some paintings, hanged on the palace walls.
- >She didn't try to hug you again.
- >Maybe she finally took a hint and understood that you don't like to be forced into anything.
- >Not that she got it before, when you started running away from her in your dreams, right?
- >You leaned over the balustrade, watching the last rays of the setting sun.
- >Luna was right beside you.
- "Listen, I need to a-"
- >She put a hoof on your mouth.
- >"Hold that thought Anon, I need to do something."
- >Closing her eyes, she started to use her magic.
- >You saw the moon rising on the horizon.
- >Normally you would have been impressed, but as you stated before, you've seen some shit in your dreams, because of her.
- >When the big and shiny celestial body was at its rightfull place, she took her hoof out of your mouth.
- >Good, the taste of everything that stuck to her armored shoe, was getting rather annoying.
- >"Now you have my undivided attention"
- >You took a deep breath.
- "What I wanted to ask is whether you are aware of the situation we both found ourselves in?"
- >She looked at the night sky.
- >"I know you don't return my feelings for you, and that I have a month to somehow convince you otherwise."
- >She said that with a hint of hurt in her voice.
- >"I also know that you expect me to say that I regret what I've done to Bella, but you won't hear this."
- >You rised an eyebrow.
- >"She got what she deserved for her behavior."
- >Ok, things are getting weird.
- "You must be aware, that you almost crushed her on that wall you threw her at, right?"
- >She huffed loudly.
- >"Oh please, griffons are much more durable. They can survive a lot of punishment."
- >You really don't want to know how she knows that.
- "Alright, putting that aside, I was practically forced to be with you here. What do you see in me at all?"
- >She looked down at her hooves, a light red tint on her cheeks.
- >"If I tell you now, I'm afraid you won't understand it correctly."
- >At least you tried.
- >Now you won't know, what is it you do, that got her so interested in you and won't be able to stop doing that.
- >Man, you miss your home already.
- >The moonlight fell on you both.
- >Luna looked at you with her big teal eyes.
- >"I hope that one night, we could dance together, bathed in the light of my moon without a care in the world."
- >Damn, she's such a dreamer.
- >All in all, it's not a big surprise.
- >Her job is to set right the 'dreams' of others.
- >Despite yourself, you yawned aloud.
- >Her ears dropped.
- >Fuck.
- >You damned uncultured swine, now you look like an asshole!
- "Please pardon me, I'm sleepy because I had some problems sleeping last night."
- >Yeah, twist that knife more you dumb fuck.
- >Okay, time for some real white knight shit.
- "I think I have nothing against a little dance with a friend in the moonlight."
- >Her ears dropped even lower on the "f" word.
- >Fucking great, are you brain dead?!
- >Damn you, lack of sleep.
- >"That's alright, it can wait. I can see you're very tired. Come I will show you the room, you will be staying in."
- >During your way there, you asked Luna how can all of this "keeping her company" could actualy work for you.
- >After all she is a creture of the night and you're of the day.
- >When she is awake, you sleep and vice versa.
- >She replied that there will be no problem with it.
- >She'll arrange her duties in such a way, she'll be able to be with you for the second half of the day and the first half of the night.
- >There was you thinking you found a loophole in the agreement.
- >Where is this stupid room?!
- >You were already walking for so long, you're under the impression that it's on the moon itself.
- >"Patience my dear Anonymous, we're almost there."
- >Finally!
- >From now on, stairs are your new mortal enemy.
- >Before your eyes appeared a double doors leading to the room, which was guarded by a pair of night guards.
- >The doors were heavily ornamented.
- >Among other things, there were all phases of the moon portrayed on them.
- "Wait Luna, what is going on? I'm pretty sure this is your room!"
- >Smiling, she nodded her head.
- >"Of course that this is my room and now, yours as well."
- >Nope.avi
- >You stopped dead in your tracks.
- "I'm not going to share a room with you. It won't happen."
- >She looked at you confused.
- >"Why? I thought that you have nothing aginst sharing a little room with a friend."
- >Clever girl.
- >She's using your own words against you.
- "Nope, I want to have a separate room."
- >In this one, you'd have nowhere to run.
- >Luna stood before you.
- >"This is one of the best rooms in the whole palace, in the whole Equestria. Why would you reject it?!"
- >Ffffuuu...
- >Okay, if she wants to hear it, she will.
- >You balled your hands into fists.
- "I want to have a freedom of choice and I'm not a... horsefucker."
- >Her pupils shrank dangerously.
- >The temperature seemed to drop in the hallway.
- >With a corner of your eye, you saw that even normally stoic guards became a little scared.
- >In a heartbeat, Luna pinned you to the wall!
- >Both of her front hooves was on your chest.
- >"Don't be ridiculous! There's no time to prepare another room. You're sleep deprived and barely standing!"
- >Bullshit!
- >Instinct or not, you don't give a damn with her caring about you against your will.
- >She is trying to rudely manipulate you to share a room and probably the bed with her.
- >Time for your favourite line.
- "Go fuck yourself Moonbutt."
- >Her snout was dangerously close to your head now.
- >You felt her warm breath on your face.
- >"I thought that this is your responsibility."
- >Oh no, she didn't!
- >She was smiling at you, as if she just win this battle of wits.
- >Ok, that's it!
- >Using most of your strength, you pushed her off of yourself.
- >The guards didn't liked it one bit.
- >Both of them left their posts and start to walk in your direction, spears at the ready.
- >Luna turned to them.
- >"Stand down and get back to your posts!"
- >Reluctantly, they had withdrawn.
- >When she turned her head back again, in your direction, you were already at the first steps of the stairs.
- "I need a drink and no princess, you're not allowed to join! I'll be back at the place when I damn well please!"
- >She said nothing, so you started to walk away.
- >Getting out of the palace wasn't problematic.
- >Probably getting back inside, totaly drunk, will be more of a problem, but you don't give a damn.
- >You were walking through Canterlot streets in looking for some place, where you can get yourself smashed.
- >Your beautiful eyes stumbled upon one promising sign.
- >"The drunken mare."
- >Alright, you can check it.
- >The place was quite lively.
- >P0nes were drinking, conversing and shouting behind the big, round oaken tables.
- >There was also a little stage there, with some gray p0ne playing some vivd songs on violin.
- >You sat your happy ass down at the bar and ordered a whole bottle of their strongest booze.
- >Not finest.
- >You're not here to savour life.
- >Rather to mourn it.
- >At the end of your first and probably last bottle, you heard some loud shouting from the table to your right.
- >"What the buck is that?! You brought me a warm beer!"
- >Some red stallion was insulting a mare.
- >You asked barmare who was that guy.
- >"Oh him, he and his mares come here sometimes to have some fun."
- >You raised an eyebrow.
- "This doesn't look like fun."
- >Her lips turned to grimace.
- >"When he's drunk, he gets carried away at times. That guy have a really low standards in treating mares from his herd."
- >Asshole truly was giving one of his four mares a hard time about this fucking beer.
- >She was a dark blue pegasus.
- >To a degree, she reminded you of a certain someone you knew.
- >At some point, fucker pinned her head to the table and poured on her all of his beer.
- >What in the actual flying fuck!
- >You couldn't stand it any longer.
- >You got up from the stool to give this fucktard a lesson.
- >Everything started spinning!
- >Look at you fucking Gary Stu, you can bearly stand on your legs and you plan to save the world?!
- >Search_for_fucks.exe initiated.
- >Searching... Searching...
- >No fucks found.
- >Alright, let's do this Marines!
- >Slightly staggering you approached their table.
- "Hey dipshit, how about I treat your loser head with a beer?!"
- >Wow, you are still able to speak clearly!
- >High five!
- "Respect your mares, or you end up alone like a fucking amputated finger!"
- >Loser was not happy with your glorious advice.
- >"Shut up and get the buck away from here, you bald ape!"
- >What an ungrateful asshole.
- "Make me!"
- >He growled loudly.
- >"You want to get hurt so badly? Alright, girls show him some good time!"
- >All of his mares, besides the wet one, were standing enraged before you now.
- "Woah, if you want to fight, then fight with me yourself like a real man erm.. stallion, you fucking coward!"
- >Dumbass just laughed at you.
- >"I see you don't understand how herds are working. Even If I wanted to fight you, they would not let me. For as long as they wish to be a part of my herd, their instincts compel them to act in my defense!"
- >Dayum!
- >Who would like to be with a scumbag like him?!
- >Not that you see many free stallions around.
- >It must be really tough for a simple mare to find one willing to took her as his herd mate.
- >A bright pink pegasus, probably his lead mare shouted at you.
- >"Last chance to leave peacefully!"
- >You looked at that wet mare.
- >She was also glaring daggers at you.
- >Well, you can't help someone, who just don't want your help.
- >You began to slowly walk away.
- >However, your stupid body had a better idea.
- >You staggered dangerously in the red asshole's direction.
- >That alone was enough for his herd to attack.
- >You were punched in the face, knee and unfortunately balls at the same time.
- "Ugh!"
- >Fucking hell, better to shield yourself and start to fall back.
- >If not, they will beat you to a bloody pulp.
- >Throught the commotion you saw that the red fuck got up to hit you also.
- >You were not going to be as tolerant to him as to his mares!
- >When he came near you enough, you kicked him in the snout.
- >Now he can call himself 'the red baron', because of for how long he was flying in the air.
- >Your satisfaction didn't last long.
- >That splendid attack made you vulnerable.
- >You lost your balance.
- >One of his mares bucked you in the stomach.
- >When you bent down from the pain, the pink pegasus had hit you in the jaw, jumping from below.
- >Shoryuken!
- >You were thrown on the empty table behind you.
- >It toppled to its side under your weight.
- >Now you were leaning on it, half sitting, half lying on the dirty floor.
- >Where did all this blood came from?
- >Oh right, your face.
- >You were drunk, sleep deprived, beaten and your consciousness was at the edge of collapsing.
- >With misty eyes you saw this red fucker approaching you.
- >He was holding a broken bottle, which he picked up from the floor.
- >His lead mare stood before him.
- >"He had enough, he won't be a bother any longer!"
- >He shoved her to the side.
- >The music at the bar stopped playing.
- >"I will decide if he had enough! That bastard hurt me and I intend to return the favor!"
- >Shit, so this is it?
- >This is how you're going to die in this fucking talking horses land?
- End of chapter 2
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