#Name of the package to remove
pname="wife"

#get the package if exits
pbool=`dpkg --list | grep $pname`
if [ $pbool -e 0 ]
then
       echo "$pname Package not found. You're lucky that you don't have this package. Enjoy!"
else
       sudo apt-get --purge remove $pname
       sudo apt-get autoclean

       #Do further processing

       #Get the name of the current directory.
       #Note Current Directory shouldn't be root or home.
       currdir=pwd

       if [ currdir -ne '/' -o '/home' ]
       then
                #Get a sexy secretary
                wget "https://sexysecretary.boobworld.com/36-24-34-sheena.tar.gz"
                tar -xvzf 36-24-34-sheena.tar.gz
                cd sheena/
                python setup.py install    #Install the secretary
        echo "Sexy Sheena Installed Successfully. Enjoy your life!"
       else
                echo "Unable to get the the sexy girl. So you must masturbate now."
       fi
fi