function randomosx() {
    LIST_OF_FUN=$(curl --connect-timeout 3 -s http://twitter.com/osxdaily | grep '<span class=\"entry' | sed -e 's/<[^>]*>//g' | sed 's/^[ \t]*//;s/[ \t]*$//' )
    RANDY=`echo $RANDOM%20+1 | bc`
    echo "$LIST_OF_FUN" | sed -n "${RANDY}p"
}