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- [20:22] `GM [And so the four whoevers continue to do a whole lot of nothing in the clinic.]
- [20:23] `GM [Conveniently seated in a circle together, so that the cameraman has to do less work.]
- [20:23] `GM [Or standing with some seated on beds. Whatever works.]
- [20:24] `GM [Also the vampire's name is Phrine. No one's asked yet, but that's who she is.]
- [20:24] `GM Phrine: "So... Are we in space~?"
- [20:30] Ai` "Clarify?"
- [20:30] Ai` faces the minigirl.
- [20:31] `GM [Phrine looks and points upwards.]
- [20:31] `GM Phrine: "Space. Y'know... Up there~"
- [20:31] Ai` thinks for a moment.
- [20:32] Ai` "We are upon a planet that is travelling through space. Does that answer your question?"
- [20:33] Jonah "Why space though?"
- [20:33] `GM [Phrine stares at Ai, empty-headed, and unblinking. She just... keeps doing this.]
- [20:35] Ai` stares back. Her neutral expression sours slightly.
- [20:36] Ai` "Are you confused?"
- [20:36] `GM [Kitkat keeps jotting down doctor's scribbles, likely for the Colonel's eventual benefit.]
- [20:36] Jonah sighs
- [20:36] `GM Phrine: "...Hi! I'm Phrine~! What's your name?"
- [20:36] Jonah watching you two bickering is like watching kindergarten fights.
- [20:37] Jonah [add "-" on that one]
- [20:37] `GM Kitkat: "Says the guy who stole a plane because he lost a fight to girl~"
- [20:37] `GM [=-= *to a girl]
- [20:37] Ai` glances to the others before addressing the minigirl once more.
- [20:38] Jonah "I just need to know that our sky is secure, is all."
- [20:38] Jonah tsun!
- [20:38] Ai` "I am named 'Ai'."
- [20:40] `GM [Phrine smiles and sticks out her tongue between her pokey fangs.]
- [20:41] `GM Phrine: "Fsssh, you can't be I... I'm I!"
- [20:42] `GM Phrine: "I is me! Ohhh, did you, not go to school...?"
- [20:42] Ai` considers this one... How puzzling.
- [20:42] `GM [Phrine frowns sympathetically and hugs Ai's shoulder.]
- [20:42] `GM Phrine: "It's okay... I didn't either..."
- [20:43] Ai` looks down at her, stretching ordinary ranges of movement to see well.
- [20:43] Ai` "Does anyone have writing implements?"
- [20:44] Ai` [=-= *+ available]
- [20:45] Jonah "See what I mean? man, this is driving me crazy. I'm just not good with kids..."
- [20:45] `GM [Kitkat punches Jonah playfully.]
- [20:45] `GM Kitkat: "Hey, that's my line!"
- [20:47] `GM Kitkat: "Wha? Oh, nyeah, Ai, there's some clipboards and pens over there."
- [20:47] Ai` moves over and grabs them in short order, and then writes her name. After doing so, she shows it to Phrine.
- [20:47] Ai` "Ai. Not 'I'."
- [20:50] `GM [Phrine squints at the two letters on the paper. It must be a riddle of some kind; what does it mean?]
- [20:53] `GM Kitkat: "So, like, Jonah... She seems like a nice girl, right?"
- [20:53] `GM [Kat scoots over to Jonah and lowers her voice, pointing subtly to Phrine.]
- [20:53] Jonah "well except a bit bitey yeah"
- [20:54] `GM Kitkat: "Doesn't seem any worse than dragon-girl to mye~"
- [20:55] `GM Phrine: "...I can't figure it out. Sorry..."
- [20:56] Ai` frowns.
- [20:56] Ai` "I thought reading was a skill universal to your civilization."
- [20:57] Ai` turns to Jonah and Kitkat.
- [20:57] Jonah "If you put it like that, then yeah. They are both worse."
- [20:57] Ai` "Is it not?"
- [20:57] Jonah "Hm? Kinda."
- [20:57] `GM Kitkat: "Hmm? Hey what nyow?"
- [20:57] Jonah answers.
- [20:57] Jonah "if they come of age, they will learn how to."
- [20:58] Ai` "It is not a universal skill?"
- [20:58] `GM [Phrine tries turning the paper sideways. It kind of looks like a face...?]
- [20:59] `GM Kitkat: "Not technically. I myean, it's really easy to learn, but..."
- [21:00] `GM [Kit just sort of trails off, ruminating upon the degradation of the education system.]
- [21:01] Ai` follows up with another question.
- [21:01] Ai` "Without universal reading or mind-links, how does your civilization advance?"
- [21:02] Jonah "That's something for later."
- [21:03] `GM Colonel Walt: "By advancing, Entity Ai."
- [21:03] Jonah "!"/
- [21:03] `GM [And then there were five.]
- [21:03] Jonah stands up and salute.
- [21:03] Jonah "Sir."
- [21:03] `GM Colonel Walt: "Mr. Moors. Report."
- [21:04] `GM [The Colonel obviously notices the presence of someone new in the room.]
- [21:04] Ai` faces the Colonel.
- [21:04] Jonah "We found something that we assume a blood-sucking little bastard in a crate. We are securing it and trying to learn more about it while we fix a minor injuries happen during procurement."
- [21:05] Jonah "End of report, sir."
- [21:06] Ai` adds:
- [21:06] Ai` "Her name is 'Phrine'. She apparently cannot read."
- [21:06] `GM Colonel Walt: "It does not appear to be very secure, Mr. Moors. Explain."
- [21:07] `GM [=-= *mine above Ai's]
- [21:08] Jonah "It is secured, sir. we have overwhelming manpower."
- [21:08] Jonah though I'm just a freaking fighter pilot mumblemumble
- [21:09] `GM [The Colonel approaches Phrine; she seems wholly unconcerned, but instead is doodling over the A I in an attempt to find the hidden secret.]
- [21:10] `GM Colonel Walt: "Weaknesses? Strengths?"
- [21:10] Ai` "Weaknesses are sunlight in addition to the contents of that bag."
- [21:13] Ai` "Few noted strengths except persistence when biting."
- [21:13] `GM Kitkat: "Ahh, umm, one moment, sir... Religious symbols ineffective, garlic effective, holy water effective, silver effective."
- [21:13] `GM [=-= *myoment, I am really slacking on her accent]
- [21:14] `GM Kitkat: "Purrliminary, of course! I myean, uhh, preliminary~"
- [21:14] `GM [The Colonel nods, and backs away.]
- [21:15] `GM Colonel Walt: "She seems uneducated... Good. More than we'd hoped for."
- [21:17] `GM Colonel Walt: "I expect a more formal report at your earliest convenience. We should know what we have here."
- [21:18] |<-- Rutgers has left irc.rizon.net (Read error: Connection timed out)
- [21:18] `GM Phrine: "...I can hear you, you know... I'm not an idiot."
- [21:18] -->| Rutgers (~Rutgers@Rizon-A2DD8C47.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #MaidRPG
- [21:19] `GM [Phrine spins around and sits down on the nearby bed, looking much less chipper and childish than before.]
- [21:20] Jonah "Would be great if I could get any self-defense gears, sir. But you are the boss."
- [21:21] Jonah is somehow still holding it against the old man with a 'stache. I mean, he got FUCKING shot at. Of course he'll hold a grudge.
- [21:22] `GM [The Colonel inclines his head slightly out of respect to Phrine.]
- [21:23] `GM Colonel Walt: "My apologies ma'am; I'm only playing things by the book. It's my job to keep everyone safe here."
- [21:24] `GM Colonel Walt: "SAFE, Mr. Moors. As in, not taking undue RISKS."
- [21:24] `GM [The Colonel of course turns his eyes in Jonah's direction at the last part.]
- [21:28] Jonah rolls his eyes around in response.
- [21:29] `GM Phrine: "...Y'could've just ASKED, maybe..."
- [21:30] Ai` Regardless, we are now all in good condition."
- [21:30] Ai` [-=-* +"
- [21:30] Ai` ]
- [21:30] Ai` [=-= ffs]
- [21:33] `GM Colonel Walt: "Ms. Long?"
- [21:34] Ai` "She is cleaning debris from the basement."
- [21:37] `GM [He raises an eyebrow.]
- [21:37] `GM Colonel Walt: "...Debris."
- [21:38] `GM Phrine: "Oh that, that we me, I did that~!"
- [21:38] `GM [=-= *was]
- [21:39] `GM [He looks back to Jonah.]
- [21:39] `GM Colonel Walt: "Serious?"
- [21:41] Ai` "Passively."
- [21:41] Ai` "When first awakened, she reflexively bit Jonah. He fell back, damaging a shelf."
- [21:41] Ai` "Liu also reacted similarly."
- [21:42] Jonah "Cause of the codename 'blood-sucking little bastard' I gave it. her. Whatevs."
- [21:43] `GM Colonel Walt: "Entity Ai, I appreciate your information. However, it would behoove you to allow others the opportunity to do the same."
- [21:43] `GM Colonel Walt: "I asked Mr. Moors the question. Not you."
- [21:44] Jonah "Would be better if I let her do the minute report, sir. She IS a computer. It's kinda her job, sir."
- [21:44] Jonah "Video feed recording and all that jazz."
- [21:45] `GM [Walt sighs. So far the boy has yet to come...]
- [21:46] `GM Colonel Walt: "But I didn't ask her, Mr. Moors. I asked you."
- [21:47] Jonah groans under his breathe.
- [21:47] Jonah "We open the box, I was attacked, there's some melee self-defense going on, causing some minor damages to the area."
- [21:48] Jonah "Manage to secure her. We then wrap it up and proceed to EVACs and basic medical aid."
- [21:48] `GM Colonel Walt: "Thank you. That's much better."
- [21:49] `GM Colonel Walt: "Now, as to the matter of blood... Miss, Phrine, was it? How much blood do you need daily, and do you need it fresh?"
- [21:49] `GM [Phrine perks up.]
- [21:50] `GM Phrine: "Oh, oh, blood...? I know about that, I really do! Ummm... I neeeeeed... this much?"
- [21:50] `GM [Phrine makes a little pinch with her fingers.]
- [21:51] `GM Phrine: "Or... no, wait... This much?"
- [21:51] `GM [A much larger pinch.]
- [21:52] `GM [The Colonel glances at the rather elaborate bandage on Jonah's arm. He's not buying "this much" as accurate.]
- [21:53] `GM Phrine: "It's not a lot, honest~! I'm not very big~!"
- [21:56] Ai` "If desired, I could set up a test to determine precisely how much she needs."
- [21:57] Jonah "I am not a fan of getting my blood sucked outta me, mate."
- [21:58] `GM [Phrine looks bashfully at Jonah, twiddling her thumbs.]
- [21:58] `GM Phrine: "I'll... I promise to be more careful next time..."
- [21:59] `GM Colonel Walt: "By all means, Entity Ai. Though I'd not get your hopes us; extraplanar creatures tend to be... difficult to quantify."
- [22:01] Ai` "As a biological entity, only so much sustenance is required. I could measure these amounts accurately, and thus determine an optimum level of blood to give."
- [22:02] Ai` "Counting is precise to the molecular level."
- [22:02] `GM Phrine: "Can, umm... Hello, me again?"
- [22:02] `GM [Phrine raises her hand; she has something to say!]
- [22:03] Jonah "What is it you little bloody bugger?"
- [22:03] `GM Phrine: "H-hey, that's, that's mean..."
- [22:04] Jonah "Try getting a bite as a greeting instead of hello."
- [22:05] `GM Phrine: "H-hey, that's, that's mean..."
- [22:05] `GM Phrine: "...too."
- [22:06] Jonah "Yup. And you did exactly that to me."
- [22:06] Jonah "mean, eh?"
- [22:08] `GM Phrine: "..."
- [22:09] `GM [Phrine is really very good at cocking her head and not blinking while staring at someone.]
- [22:10] Ai` tries to offer Phrine context.
- [22:10] Ai` "Biting is 'mean', too."
- [22:12] `GM [It's like talking to a thing that is not actually a thing that can talk back.]
- [22:12] `GM Phrine: "..."
- [22:13] `GM Kitkat: "Great. Nyow myou went and broke her."
- [22:13] Ai` turns to the resident doctor.
- [22:13] Ai` "She is now broken?"
- [22:13] `GM [Kitkat throws her hands up in defeat.]
- [22:13] `GM Kitkat: "I liked her, too! She was keeping it real!"
- [22:14] Ai` "'Keeping it real'?"
- [22:15] `GM Phrine: "..."
- [22:15] Jonah "..."
- [22:15] Jonah dukes it out with staring contest
- [22:17] `GM Kitkat: "Nyeah, myou knyow, keeping it real?"
- [22:18] `GM Kitkat: "Like, nyot fake? Speaking nyour myind?"
- [22:19] Ai` pauses.
- [22:19] Ai` "... I think I understand."
- [22:19] `GM Phrine: "..."
- [22:20] `GM Phrine: "...what?"
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