The Growing Issue

“I’m sorry, Onii-chan.” The young goddess of Planeptune started. “I didn’t think that this would happen when I asked you to test my new invention.”

 

What is this new invention you may be asking and who am I? Well… Let’s start with who I am…

 

 

I’ve arrived in Gamindustri thanks to pirating the game on computer. When I woke up, I was near the graveyard. Walking around a little, I ran into IF and Compa just as they were about to rescue Nepgear. Passing myself off as an explorer, I offered my aid. Compa didn’t mind the extra help, but the guild master was suspicious about me. Like before, Team Nep only recovered Nepgear, but at least she was awake when we left the graveyard. Instead of the young goddess using her powers to blind CFW Judge, I urged Compa to pass me the crystal. I got the CFW’s attention and pulled out my modded PSP. Moving the holy crystal near my corrupted game system, a bright light shined, giving the four of us time to escape.

 

It wasn’t until the night before Red joined the party when someone found out my predicament because I wasn’t careful. When I went to LAN Castle secret area to pick up a ‘special’ sword, I was almost killed by some CPU ghost grading the sword.  I was saved by a Nepgear from what I assume from the Mk2 dimension that suffered the conquest ending. When I got back to Neptower and stored the sword in the vault, Histoire cornered me.  I got a lecture from the tiny Oracle, but she promised not to tell anyone until I tell them myself, or if someone finds out through a different method.

 

Histoire found out by the silent alarm that went off when I opened the vault.

 

When IF, Compa, Nepgear and Red went to Lowee for the first time, I stayed behind in Lastation and practiced my abilities alone. During my stay, I also built two guns. One of them was a card gun used by Kid while the other was a hand gun that can hold only one bullet. I ran into a copy of Arfoire at one of the resort areas. Sadly, I lost the fight badly and lost my card gun to her. Not before she revealed the she know my real name and mocked about keeping it in the family.

 

During the whole adventure, I ran into both the copy of Arfoire and Nepgear from Mk2 a few times. No one, besides Historie in this dimension, found out the truth about me. Speaking about myself, I took up the name Makoto Hikari after my deceased friend back on Earth. Why didn’t I say my real name? I honestly thought I was dreaming at first. I have short, brown, hair and brown eyes. I wear a pure red shirt and black pants with a pair of black shoes. About my real name, I was given the name Mark Winters, but I prefer the last name Aurelius.

 

It has been three months since I’ve arrived in Gamindustri and two months when the Deity of Sin was defeated. With no way to return back to Earth, I elected to stay in the Hyperdimension. Knowing that Neptune was going to slack off, I asked Histoire if I could stay in Planeptune and help out. Thankfully, she let me, but wanted me to finish my education while I help out in the Guild.

 

Staying in Neptower, I was near Neptune, Nepgear and Histoire more often than the other goddesses and the Makers. Nepgear was supportive with me studying while Neptune bugged me to play games with her. Most of the time, Histoire gave both Neptune and I a lecture about skipping our work. I like living in the Hperdimension.  But, every now and then, I felt someone watching me…

 

 

I was sitting at my desk, looking over some programming code. I smiled as I remembered the week I spent more than one hundred hours creating a counter code to ASIC’s software. Their program allowed people to modify game systems to allow pirated content to be played. Thanks to my modded PSP, coffee, a capture card, and no sleep for a long time, I edited a game with a unique code. For example, instead of getting a sword in a cave, you would get a wooden sword that did nothing for damage or the first boss you fight is the final boss and it mocks you for pirating the game.

 

Because of that, I was now drinking coffee daily; I was addicted to that stuff.

 

The door opened suddenly, “Onii-chan, can you help me with something?” In Lowee, after the first fight with CFW Trick, Nepgear asked if she could call me her big brother. I saw no problem with that.

 

“What is it?” I got out of my chair and looked at the young goddess.

 

“I built a machine that can make someone grow in size.” Her eyes started to sparkle. “Onee-chan is playing games and I don’t know what it would do to Histy. I figured that I would ask you.”

 

“Is it going to hurt?” She shook her head. “I’ll be your guinea pig then.” I walked near the goddess.

 

“G-goodness, nothing bad is going to happen!” The Producer from PP would like to have a few words for you there…

 

 

“This is the first time I’ve been in your workshop.” Besides the sword and blue prints around the room, I could see a table with mechanical equipment on top and a big machine in the corner of the room. “Is this it?” I pointed to the machine.

 

“That’s it. The Body Grower.”  I couldn’t help but smile at Nepgear’s enthusiasm. It’s a breath of fresh air to what happened a few months ago. “I just finished it and it’s ready for testing.” She walked up to it and opened the door. “Are you ready?”

 

I walked into the machine as she closed it behind me. Pulling out a remote from god knows ware, she pushed the button. I started feeling odd. Like the bones in my body melting. It wasn’t long when my body was burning. I kneeled as the pain intensifies. It wasn’t long until I blacked out. The last thing I could hear was my name being shouted.

 

 

I opened my eyes to see I was in the med-bay inside Neptower. Sitting up, I felt odd. Moving the sheets away, I yelped. My legs were shorter. I leaped off the bed to find it wasn’t just my legs that changed…

 

MY WHOLE BOY SHRUNK!

 

Looking at the mirror, I’m shorter then Neptune! I thought the machine that Nepgear built grew the body, not shrink it! At best, I’m probably four foot something. The door opened and I saw a book flying in the room.

 

“I see that you’ve awakened.” The tiny Oracle started. “How are you feeling?”

 

I moved to see Histoire’s face. “I feel short. What happened?”

 

“You’ve been out for three days from Nepgear’s test.” My jaw dropped, three days stuck in bed. “You’re body’s age has been reverted back to a ten year old, but at least your mind hasn’t changed. Everyone was worried when Nepgear brought you here.”

 

“Is there a way to fix this?” I questioned.

 

I saw her head shake. “The machine that she built was destroyed last night. Nepgear is working on rebuilding it. Until then, you are staying here in Neptower.” I was going to rebuttal, but she continued talking. “You mainly use a sword. I know you can use a gun, but you’re weaker right now.”

 

Defeated, I looked down. “Fine…” I sighed. “I’ll stay in Neptower until all this is fixed.” At least I won’t be bored…

 

 

“It’s not your fault that this happened.” I looked up at the young goddess. I was now wearing a white tee-shirt and purple shorts. The shirt had a purple N on the right shoulder. “I’m sure that you’ll be able to fix it soon.”

 

“But, I was going to hang out with Uni today.”

 

I don’t want to make Nepgear work when she has plans. “When I meant by soon, I didn’t mean you have to work on it today.” I shook my head. “I do want to return back to my right height, but I don’t want to see you sad or force you to work on it when you have plans.” I was lifted up, my face in a dangerous spot. “Ack!”

 

With Nepgear thanking me for understanding, my face was planted in the goddesses’ breasts. It felt like I died and went to heaven. Suddenly, I felt someone looking at me. I would have looked around, but I was stuck at the moment. But, the feeling I felt was almost like a predator was hunting it’s pray. It took a moment for Nepgear to understand that I couldn’t breathe, but at least I didn’t faint.

 

 

“Hey Makie.” I was looking at the game selection in the living room when I heard the older Planeptune goddess calling me by that name. “I see that you’re awake.”

 

I turned to face the older goddess. “Good evening, Neptune.” I replied. She walked to me and looked down at me. It’s a little odd looking up at the small goddess. “I was looking for something to do while I’m temporarily stuck like this.”

 

“If you’re looking for a game to play,” She looked at her collection until she pulled out a box. Showing me the case, it looked like a horror game called Resident Hills 2 … I’m probably not going to get any sleep tonight. “Why don’t we play this together?”

 

Histoire allowed you to buy a mature game? “How bad of a horror game is that?”

 

Neptune opened the game box and took out the CD. “They had to lower the horror elements due to the backlash of concerned parents.” With the CD in hand, she opened the game console and placed the game in the disk tray. Powering on the system, she tossed me a controller. She walked to the couch and sat down, patting the seat next to her for me to sit right near her. “I haven’t played this because Histy gets her pages in a bunch when she sees me playing games like this.”

 

The opening cinematic starts with an explanation of the first game. It played what looked like the last cut scene of the previous game. The antagonist, looking like a knock off of Wesker from Resident Evil 5 with a mix of crazy, was gunned down by duo police officers that looked fatigued. The adversary’s last words were that of revenge before dissipating into a white pool. The screen faded to back as more text filled the screen. Looking at Neptune, I could see her smiling. It wasn’t until a second later when I found out why…

 

*GRHHH*

 

“Holy crap!” So, a zombie suddenly jumped onto the screen as it was shot. The title screen appeared, but that wasn’t on my mind at the moment. “I thought this wasn’t a horror game!”

 

The goddess started to laugh at my misery. “I saw you’re face when you saw the box art.” I’m so glad you’re getting enjoyment at my expense. “It makes me wonder if you’re really a child”

 

If I’m a child, then… “Big sis Neptune, can I sit on your lap and play this really scary game?” Two can play-

 

Neptune closed her eyes. “Awww, is my new little brother scared.” …what. “If you’re that scared, I’ll let you sit right here.” She motioned to her lap. She opened her eyes and looked at me. “But, I get to tease you the whole time.”

 

On one side, I get to sit in her lap; something some fans would kill over. On the other hand, she would tease the ever loving crap out of me. I get the feeling that she’s never going to let it go… I’m not chancing it. I still want to maintain what little dignity I have left. But, why did she act like that?

 

“I’ll be fine.” I hit the button to select new game. The screen faded to black and we were greeted to a character select. There were a total of six playable characters to choose from: Two adults that dawned police uniforms, a male teenager with messy hair, a female student that had glasses and a book under her arms, another male that had orange pants and a white shirt, and a female that had a digital camera around her neck. I selected the female cop.

 

“The offer is open for the whole game.” Neptune picked the female student. “It’s natural for a little boy to be scared. But, it’s only a videogame and shouldn’t be taken seriously.”

 

Ok… did one of Histoire’s lectures break Neptune or am I still knocked out and dreaming all of this up? Besides that, the two of us played as if I didn’t shrink. We only made it to the four hour mark when Histoire made herself known. By that time, Neptune switched to a fighting game to keep the horror game a secret from her Oracle. Thankfully, she didn’t lecture us because Neptune was watching me. According to the fairy, I have a tendency of pulling unnecessary stunts.

 

Well, I did pierce a hole in Neptower when I built my first phaser by mistake.

 

 

“Wake up!” What the hell! I opened my eyes and looked at a purple haired girl with a grin on her face. “Histy left for the day. She said something about a book that Blanc found. We can play games all day without Histy giving us a lecture!”

 

I looked at the clock. “…It’s eight in the morning.” Why couldn’t you let me get a bit more sleep…? “I’ve only had six hours of sleep.” I closed my eyes and attempted to fall asleep.

 

“Party pooper.” I heard the goddess’s voice call out. “Nepgear left to visit TsundereStation.” There was a moment of silence. “You know, this is the first time I’ve been in a boy’s room.” What are you going on about? “So, where do you keep your secret stash?”

 

I opened my eyes. “I don’t have anything illegal in my room” I lied. The only thing I have is my modded PSP. But I have that hidden, just like my journal is hidden underneath the bed.

 

I was about to close my eyes when I had Neptune’s face near mine. “Aren’t you curious about what’s going to happen in the game?”

 

For the love of… “If I play the game, will you leave me alone for a while?” A little rude, but I want more sleep.

 

“Of course.” She grabbed my right hand. “Come on, let’s play!” Hang of a moment; I’m still in my pajamas!

 

The older goddess dragged me to the living room where I saw the game already loaded. On the table, I could see pudding cups, Nepbull, Root beer, and a new brand of chips. Who in the world thought pudding flavored chips was a good idea? Neptune sat down on the couch and pulled me onto her lap!

 

“I can’t have my gaming buddy falling asleep on my watch now.”

 

“Why am I sitting on your lap?” I’m awake now at least.

 

“How else am I going to keep you awake?” I could use the beer on the table… “Besides, nothing bad is going to happen.” I could see Neptune’s hand reaching for the controller as I grabbed mine.

 

Neptune hit continue and selected where we last left off. Four hours later, the table of snacks had depleted as we finished the final boss. Apparently, Mr. Not-Wesker had found immortality and resisted bullets. He continued his plan of not global domination, but something a little odd… Global. Masturbation. With all the horror in the game, why would you want the world to do that? After the small break for dinner, Neptune mentioned DLC for the game. Wouldn’t you know it, the final boss procreated… The new content spanned another four hours and was a ‘what if’ situation of ‘what if the final boss did die at the end of the first game’. Enter Miss. Revenge and her plans of… Global Menstruation…

 

At least it isn’t Global Castration.

 

And about the horror element being toned down… The goddess lied. If anything, it was probably turned up. But the odd thing, I swore I saw the short goddess blush every so often I looked up at her. It still bothers me that she made me sit on her lap. When we were finished with the game, I went to my room and did some school work. With my work passed in through the internep, I got myself ready for bed.

 

 

“What to do now…” A day has passed since Neptune and I played Resident Hills 2. Unable to leave Neptower, I finished all my school work. I had videos, games, books and mangas at my disposal if I was board.  But today, I had nothing to do. Nepgear left for the day to hang out with Uni, again, and Histoire left to help IF at the Guild tracking down the remaining ASIC members.

 

“Right, Neptune is still here. I should apologise for being a jerk that morning.” Even if that game caused some nightmares, she could kick me out of her tower.

 

I left my room and went to the gaming area. I took a peek in the room and I saw something purple on the couch. I was about to walk in when I heard a voice. “Aha, yah.” Neptune was laying on the couch… relieving herself. Her right hand was going inside her core as her left played with the button above her second mouth. “Hah, ah.” I wanted to leave, but I wanted to see Neptune masturbate.

 

…I’m a horrible person peeping on such an act.

 

“F-faster.” The goddess moaned. The slow and delicate movement escalated quickly. “M-more!” Her left hand moved and grabbed… What! “I can’t take it anymore!” she pulled out one of my shorts and started smelling it. “Makie’s shorts.” Her right hand continued to stimulate her core and the movement speed increased.

 

“Holy crap…” I felt something around my midsection growing. I shook my head. “I should leave before…”

 

“I-I’m going to-!”

 

“Your phone’s ringing!” I pulled out my phone and looked at it in horror. “Your phone’s ringing!” Looking back in the room, I saw Neptune look at the doorway. “Your phone’s ringing!” Not taking a chance, I increased my speed and got myself out of the hallway and somewhere to hide as I heard something in the living room. “Your phone’s ringing!” I looked at the name on the screen, it was an unknown name.

 

I made it to the elevator and flipped the phone open. “H-hello?”

 

“It looks like you’ve gotten yourself in a growing mess~.” Her voice called out.

 

As the elevator descended, I paced back and forth. “And what do I owe the pleasure of your call?” I questioned the Arfoire clone.

 

“Don’t be like that Mark.” Her voice took a teasing tone. “I know you don’t have a short fuse like your other friend.”

 

My eyes narrowed. “You took one of my friends life and knocked me out to bring me-!”

 

“Wait.” The voice interrupted. “What do you mean by knocked out?”

 

I sighed. “When I started the pirated game, you appeared and hit me on the head.” I replied. “I woke up near Gamindustri Graveyard thinking this is all a dream.”

 

“…Mark, I never hit you on the head back on Earth.” My eyes widen. “I sent you a pirated copy of Re;Birth 2, but I never attacked you in o-your dimension.” I heard mumbling on the other side.

 

The elevator door opened and I bolted out to the nearest guest room. “Then what-!” I started to question her.

 

“Do you feel off?” her voice sounds urgent. “More tired or feel like fading away?”

 

I made it to an empty bedroom and turned on the lights. “I look like I took Sherlock and was a rare case…” There is no way she’ll get the reference.

 

“If that was the case, detective, then why don’t you have a voice changing bow-tie and a wristwatch stun gun?” She watched the anime!? “Look, something bad happened when you were sent to a different dimension. If something happens, call this number back!”

 

“What do you if-!” The phone line went silent. “…That was odd.” I’ve never heard her that serious before. But, I have a bigger problem at the moment. Well, two problems: Neptune masturbating and the increasing weapon size between my legs.

 

The weapon between my legs needs no explanation. But, why was the purple goddess doing that act in the gaming room when she knows that I could walk in on her?  More importantly, why that nickname that she gave me? All Neptune and I do, when we are together, is play games. I don’t feed her pudding, let her sit on my lap or cook something just for her. Heck, I rarely see Neptune do any paperwork while I’m in Neptower.

 

I was brought out of my thoughts when I heard a noise outside the room. I turned off the lights and hid inside the closet. Covering my mouth, I awaited if the noise would open the door.  Thinking about my cellphone, I flipped it open and shut it off. It wasn’t long when I heard the door creek open. The lights turned on as I heard footsteps walking in the empty room. I closed my eyes and the grip on my mouth tightened. I did not want to be found in the closet. A moment later, the lights turned off as the footsteps went back to the door. With the door closed, I sighed in relief and opened my eyes.

 

*Crack*

 

The closet door to abruptly open as two blue eyes, with the power symbol in both eyes, looked right at me. It was then I felt a familiar feeling from a few days ago. I could not see her face in the dark, but she could probably see my horror induced face. It didn’t help that it this reminds me of that moment from Resident Hills 2 that I want to forget.

 

“H-hello there.” I couldn’t control my body to stop shaking. “N-nice weather we’re h-having.” I was raised up and my head went into something soft. “Mfm!” I couldn’t move my head. She was keeping it between her chest. Struggling did nothing to get out.

 

“What are you trying to run away from?” her soft and mature voice whispered near my ears. “Is it that you saw me in a compromised position? Or did you have to rub one off?” I felt like I was moving, but I heard no footsteps. “Why don’t we sit down and talk for a bit?”

 

The lights turned on as I looked up at Purple Heart’s face. The smile on her face throws me off. It’s something I haven’t seen on the goddess’s face before. She moved towards the bed and sat down on it, with me on her lap. It wouldn’t be bad if my face wasn’t covered in breasts.

 

“Can you let go of me?” The Planeptune goddess kept her hands on my back. If only I could use that and escape again.

 

“And let you use a flash bomb to escape?” My eyes widen. I didn’t tell anyone that I created one, so how did Neptune find out?  The grip that she had on me tightened. “Too bad that isn’t going to happen anytime soon. Besides we need to have a talk about what you saw back there.”

 

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She has no eviden-

 

I felt her hands rubbing my head. “Then what’s poking me?” …That would be the weapon of mass distraction. Purple Heart giggles. “Besides, it’s hard to forget a cute little boy running away.”

 

“I’m not cute.” I deadpanned. In a quick moment, my back was now on the bed with the goddess looking right at me. I made an attempt to get off the bed, only to be pinned down by the stronger force. By pinned down, I mean that the goddess is on top of my smaller body!

 

“I know it was a good idea to mess with Nepgear’s machine.” Wait, you did this to me! “It would be a shame if someone took you away from me now.”

 

You’re scaring me Purple Heart! “W-what do you mean by that?” And why aren’t I resisting!?

 

Her right hand moved from my right arm to my cheek, caressing it. “You don’t know, do you?” Her face came closer to mine. “The females in the Guild will eat you up.” Her smile changed to something I haven’t seen before. “They love short boys.”

 

“Wh-!”

 

As soon as I opened my mouth, Purple Heart moved in to kiss me. When her tongue entered my mouth, I felt a little odd. The goddess moved her right hand behind my head as she moved her left hand went down to shorts and moving downwards. I felt a hand stroking my ‘sword’. After a while, my mind started to get hazy. Purple Heart moved her face away from mine, her tongue sticking out.

 

“Just like that.” Her left hand stopped moving. She raised herself up with her right hand and started to remove my shorts and undergarments. “You seem ready for the main event.”

 

Oh no! “But what if-!”

 

“You get together with Nepgear?” My eyes widen at what she said. Her right hand moved the skin suit covering her maidenhood and her left kept the ‘handle’ still. “You won’t think of her after this!”

 

She lowered herself onto my second head. As soon as it touched her ‘maidenhood’, she plunged herself down, taking me fully. Unfortunately, as soon as I felt the insides her warm body, I couldn’t hold it any longer. I released my essences inside the Planeptune goddess.

 

“You couldn’t hold it any longer.”  I looked at our connection to see that see some blood mixing with my fluids. “Isn’t a goddess’s body a lot better than a human’s?”

 

“I w-wouldn’t know.” She started riding me with that smile on her face. Her hips kept moving up and down the pole that impaled her body. The tightness of her body felt divine. But… “I was s-saving myself for-!”

 

She leaned forward. “Someone you have feeling for on a T.V screen?” I froze when she said that. “We found your journal underneath your bed days ago.”

 

“We!” Who was with her!?

 

Purple Heart leaned into my right ear. “When my human half went into your room to see if the rumor she seen on the internet was true, she checked where teens hide their porn.” You could have asked… “But, instead of finding it, she found an odd book.” I heard a giggle. “‘Makoto’… has… been… a… bad boy~” Suddenly, my face was covered in her chest again as her hips moved faster.

 

“Mfm!” Anything I could say was muffled in her breasts.

 

“It’s too bad Nepgear is busy with her friend over at Lastation. You can almost say that Uni is showing my sister her gun collection.” I felt her hands going along my back and started to hug me. Her sporadic movement sent more pleasure down my spine. “It wasn’t hard to get the two of them together.”

 

My head was released from the marshmallow heaven that is Purple Heart’s generous breast. “Then why-?”

 

My question was stopped when she quickly covered my mouth with hers. Once again, her tongue entered my mouth as my mind got even hazier. I was at my limit again. When I was going to explode again, her insides tightened around my gun to prevent the discharge. I swear I heard giggling in my mind as the purple goddess moved away from my face.

 

“It looks like I need to train my little brother.” She smiles as she rolls us. I was now on top to the Planeptune goddess. “It’s not fair for big sis Neptune to do all the work” I felt her legs wrapping behind me. Her right hand moved from my back and caressed my cheek. “And she isn’t going to let you go until you release everything.”

 

“Are you going to mess around like a good boy, or will I have to take control of the situation?”

 

 I moved my hands behind the goddess’s back as I placed my head in the middle of her chest. I heard her coo ‘good boy’ as ‘weapon’ explored her lower mouth. I felt her breasts moving up and down my face. The more I thrusted, the more I could hear her heartbeat and low moans. While my mid-section feels off, I couldn’t stop moving my hips faster.

 

“Look up.” I looked at Purple Heart’s face. “Stick out your tongue.” I did as the goddess instructed. “Come closer~”

 

Our heads were near each other. The mature goddess giggled as she kissed me again, our tongues playing with each other. Her right hand moved behind my head as I felt part of me leave my body and stain the insides of the goddess again. As our faces parted, I lowered myself back on her torso. I could feel the goddess rubbing my hair.

 

“Now I can’t let those female Guild members get their hands on you.” My ‘spear’ still impaled the goddess’s body as my rationality returned. “Don’t worry; I’ll keep you safe from them.” My chest started to hurt as she said that. “Are you alright?” Rolling around so she was on top, I could see a surprised expression as my sight got dark. “Mak… What’s wr…” Horrific pain shot through my body as I couldn’t take it any longer. I closed my eyes as I felt my consciousness fading. The last thing I heard was the goddess shouting my name.

 

 

My eyes opened as I could see the sunlight coming into my room. I quickly got out of bed and looked at the time. “It was a dream?” The clock read ten in the morning. Looking around, I was back in my room at Neptower. Looking at my body resulted in a missing watch and a still shrunk body. My head hit the pillow as I closed my eyes. But that dream felt realistic! Do I have to watch myself from Neptune and Purple Heart if they become sex crazed!?

 

No, calm down Mark. Get yourself together and think logically. It’s just an effect of that game Neptune and I played. Nothing bad is going to hap-

 

“-pen if you talk to Neptune about her sexy body?” a voice finished. My eyes opened as I scanned the room, but no one was inside. “I think we need to talk about what happened yesterday.”

 

“And now I’m hearing voices in my head.” This is just getting better by the moment. What next, Neptune walking in my room with only panties on and forever swear off pudding? Vert to lose her chest? …Rom and Ram as one person with split personalities? The day those happen is the day Dogoos start raining and that Arf-

 

The door opens as Neptune walks in with only striped panties. “I don’t need pudding anymore as long as I have what’s between your legs.” My mind froze. I’m still dreaming. “This isn’t a dream. You suffered a heart attack like symptom yesterday.”

 

“So it’s not raining Dogoos?” Looking out the window, I couldn’t see and slime puddles. I looked back at the short goddess, only to look away. “Can you please cover yourself?”

 

“But it was the only way you would believe me if I told you this wasn’t a dream.” I heard footsteps coming closer. The sheets of my bed were moved as I felt someone joining me underneath the covers. “You had us worried when you didn’t move.”

 

Right, the heart wrenching pain I felt. “Why are you in the bed?”

 

“It’s cold without my parka dress and your bed as soooo warm.” The small goddess hugged me tightly. “It helps that you’re in here with me.”

 

“Now’s not the time to mess around.” A voice called out. This coming from a goddess that placed my ‘gun’ inside her ‘silencer’… “Isn’t it the job of a…” the voice suddenly stopped. “…You can hear me?”

 

Wait a moment… “Purple Heart, is that you?”

 

“Wow, you can also hear her voice too.” So, Neptune and Purple Heart really are two different entities. “So, what kind of magic did you use to do this?”

 

“I don’t think it’s magic.” I haven’t heard about this before in the series. But, “It only started after we did… that.”

 

I heard Purple Heart giggled. “Oh my, could it be that you’re embarrassed? As much as I want to see you flustered, we need to talk about that book underneath this bed.” And the goddess is serious again.

 

“I was kind of hoping that you would forget.” I voiced aloud.

 

“How can someone forget when they’ve found someone who crossed dimensions?” I felt Neptune’s legs crossing behind mine, making it imposable to run away. “Even if you broke the law in doing so.” Wait, what law did I break? “Oh, I signed that all pirates must face a harsh punishment a few days ago.” …This is going to take some time to get used to. “If you think this is bad, try playing a game with the goddess half-”

 

“I think we’re getting off topic.” Purple Heart cuts Neptune off.

 

“But you thought it was a good idea to ‘pin the shouta down on the bed and take him’ while we were playing that game.” So that’s why Neptune was blushing.

 

“And whose idea was it to masturbate while ‘Makie’ could walk in the middle of the act?” I blame her for calling at the wrong time.

 

I should stop this before they reveal more embracing things. “Don’t you have work to do?” I asked.

 

“Bah, why must you talk about that?” Neptune complained. “I know it’s important to keep Planeptune’s shares up, but why do I have to do paperwork every day? All work and no games makes Nep a bored girl.”

 

“What would it take to motivate you?” It’s probably pudding or a game session.

 

The purple head gasps. “Are you trying to bribe me to do work?” Kinda? “If I’m going to sit down and do paperwork, then…”

 

 

“All you want me to do is sit down on the chair and you sit on my lap?” A fully clothed Neptune and I were in her office moments later.

 

“Yup, that’s all I want.” The short girl confirmed.

 

“Fine by me.” I sat down in the chair.

 

“It shouldn’t take more than an hour to do all this paperwork.” Neptune sat down on my lap as she rolled to the desk. “Then, we can play games until Histy nags our ears off.” I could see her looking over some pages. She tossed a page off the desk and looked at the next.

 

“I’m sure Histoire means well.” I pointed out.

 

“But, it’s like grinding right before a boss.” Neptune shakes a bit as she grabs her pen. “And then finding out you have to lose the fight to progress the story.” Her rear end moves again, causing me to wince. “It’s almost like a beginner’s trap.”

 

“Why are you comparing-.” She moves again, causing me to yelp. “Why are you moving so much?”

 

“I can’t do work unless I move a bit.” Neptune turned her head to look at me. “Besides, nothing bad is going to happen.” She shakes again with a smile on her face. “Unless you want it to.” Oh god, it’s a trap! “It’s not fair that you and the bigger version of me got to blow off steam and I only got to watch.”

 

“We could have switched in between.” Purple Heart’s voice pointed out.

 

“I wanted to, but you didn’t want to until he fainted.” Neptune’s butt moved back and forth as she spoke. “I can do this and be productive too you know.”

 

“You’re mad that I peeped while you were relieving yourself, aren’t you.” I inquired.

 

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I felt something rise from my midsection and touch the short goddess’s body. “But, you’re a pervert getting off on this.”

 

“I didn’t think you would move!” Neptune is a devious goddess when work isn’t involved.

 

“I have the best butt out of the goddesses; shouldn’t I use it to my advantage?” She dropped the page on the table and lifted herself up. “Come on and take off your shorts and underwear, unless you want to make a mess in them.” If this is the only way for her to do paperwork, it’s a small sacrifice. I removed my shorts and undergarments as she lowered herself back down.

 

“This is embarrassing.” My ‘sword’ was between her thighs.

 

“There’s nothing to be embarrassed about Makie.” Neptune moved up and down, stimulating the ‘pole’ between her thighs. “It’s only the two of us in this room and the tower is too tall for someone to peek inside.” She grabbed another page as she kept moving in a rhythm. “And another place that wants to see Planeptune’s sacred treasure.”

 

“T- treasure?” I winced. “Is it a g-game system?”

 

“And here I thought you were from another dimension.” Neptune replied casually. “But, seeing how you didn’t have adult manga under your bed, I can see why.”

 

“For some reason, the condition of Nepgear’s panties is a huge concern for the people of Planeptune.” Wow… What would happen if I created Flattywood in the middle of Lowee? Would the snow Blancs with big boobs be protected from the tempered goddess?

 

I winced again. “C-can you s-stop please?” I asked the small goddess.

 

“What, at your limit already?” Neptune stopped moving and raised herself up from my lap. “We can’t have the pages in a mess of Histy would give all three of us a lecture from hell.” Her hands went under her dress as I saw her stripped panties slid down her legs. “Now, where to put that bad boy.”

 

Her left hand gently grabbed the hard gun that was between my legs. “Y-your choice at the moment.” I gave my input.

 

“Is that so?” With her right hand raising the bottom of her dress, she lowered herself closer to the ‘gun’. I felt something touching the tip of my ‘weapon’. “Ready?” She slowly lowered herself onto the ‘gun’ “Gah!” Bit by bit, I could feel something warm and tight. “Hah, hah, it’s all the way inside.” Neptune looked back at me as I could see a joyful smile. “We can forget the paperwork for a moment to play around, right?” She moved herself around so she faced me, her hands on my back as mine were on hers. “Come here you~”

 

Neptune moved closer and kissed me, one of her hands moving to my head. Bouncing up and down the ‘shaft’, our tongues played with each other. Inside Purple Heart’s ‘box’ wasn’t as tight as Neptunes, but the mature goddess’s was hotter and apparently had more control of her muscles down there.

 

We heard knocking on the door. “Neptune, are you working?” Oh crap, it’s IF! We stopped kiss as the two of us looked at each other in horror. “I’m coming in.”

 

“Quick, move your body towards the desk.” Purple Heart instructed. “The two of you have clothing on the upper portion of your bodies.”

 

Neptune did as her goddess half ordered as the door opened. “There’s more paperwork to be done.” IF’s voice started. “What are you doing under Neptune, Makoto?”

 

“I lost a bet with Neptune.” I lied. “Winner had to sit on the loser’s lap. She decided to cash it in when she had to do paperwork.” Say it was a fighting game. I’m god awful at those games.

 

“Good idea!” Neptune’s voice rang in my head. “We pulled a game out from my collection from random and it happened to be Goddess Fighter.” Neptune moved her hips as she spoke, causing me to cough to hide the moan.

 

“Are you alright?” IF asked.

 

“It’s probably a side effect from Nepgear’s invention.” I lied again. “I’m not throwing up or bleeding.” But Neptune is at the moment.

 

“Don’t mess around too much or Histoire will give the two of you another lecture.” IF placed the papers on the desk.

 

“Speaking about Histy, where is she?” Neptune asked, looking over the new pages.

 

“She’s looking for the last remaining member of ASIC.” IF walked to the doorway. “The only information we have is that he showed up in Lastation. The only thing that was found was white fabric in the ocean matching his outfit.” Oh right, the new hang glider still needs to be tested.

 

“Hang glider?” Right… the two of you can hear my thoughts now…

 

“I’m sure with Histy helping that you’ll catch him faster than a NEET buying a limited edition game.” Neptune bounced as an eruption happed inside her body. “Eh.” As soon as she moaned, the Guild Master looked at her in confusion. “I got a papercut from these pages.”

 

“Nice try Nep, you can’t run away from paperwork.” IF closed the door as the small goddess and I were left in the room alone.

 

“I almost got us caught.” I came inside the goddess right before IF left the room.

 

“The worst Iffy would do is blush and excuse herself.” You seem to speak from experience. “But, you still have more energy.” She starts moving up and down, the ‘pole’ inside her body entering and leaving her maidenhood. “Come on; expel that lust of yours inside my sexy body.”

 

Needless to say, the paperwork was ignored for half an hour. It was eventually finished, but Neptune was existed after the session.

 

 

“…Why are we playing Resident Hills 1?” Purple Heart insisted on playing the first horror game after doing Neptune’s paperwork. Funny thing, when Neptune is asleep or tired, her goddess half can take control of her body and retain Neptune’s form. The only giveaway is the iconic power symbols in her eyes. And yes, I was sitting on her lap again, she insisted.

 

“It wouldn’t make sense if you only played the second installment without knowing the full story.” It’s odd hearing a mature voice coming from Neptune’s mouth.

 

“Don’t you two get it yet?!” Jimmy Coax aka Not-Wesker’s voce called out through the T.V. “All this was a test.”

 

The female cop pointed her gun at the mad man. “You’re a sick man!” The first game’s dialogue was cheesy as heck like the first Resident Evil. “Why would you do something like this!?”

 

Que the evil laugh from our antagonist. “Why wouldn’t I?” He mocked the cop. “No one would notice if one town was destroyed for science.”

 

“That’s bullshit!” The male cop yelled. “This isn’t science, this is genocide!”

 

“Genocide?” Not-Wesker pointed his gun at the other male. “This is the next virus that’ll destroy down the world as we know it! Soon, everyone will be unable to control their urges.”

 

“The desire to eat human flesh more like it.” The female quipped.

 

“That’s only a minor side effect.” Here it comes... “In ten minutes, the missile will be launched and the virus will be released into the atmosphere. After that, I will have Global Masturbation-!”

 

The game cashed as he said that line. “It looks like we’ll have to reload from the last save again.” I was about to reset the game system, when I felt Neptune’s hands keeping me in place by hugging me from behind.

 

“You’re staying right here.” Purple Heart’s voice whispers in my ear. “I know you’re comfortable sitting on my lap, even if you’re not voicing it aloud.” I felt her head on my shoulder as her chest pushed onto my back. “Why not enjoy this for a while longer.”

 

…I think I’ll do just that.