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So I'm sure you're curious why the Anyskin Female Penis, or any of those derived off it no longer works. It basically starts here:

 

"Hello, One of your products PID 8064431 does not meet our VGP for an AP product. The penis size extends the below the minimum MCG length for an AP product. It needs to be adjusted immediately. Failure to do so will result in the item being permanently disabled with refunds issued in the amount of millions credits. If you have any questions please contact us immediately. Regards~Andre~Creator Support Lead"

 

This is an actual message, complete with poor spelling and grammar, from the IMVU staff. I will give them this one and only high point: At least they contacted me first this time instead of just outright spamming my inbox with "transaction reversed" and "someone hates your item on imvu so we disabled it, cheers" messages and then leaving my account in the negative and disabling my account... oh wait, that's what they did to KeenMachine with the Anyskin Male Penis, right.

 

I don't know whether to feel insulted or ego buffed that they consider this "too long". I was tempted to just let them have it, but I sell a _lot_ of items that I'm sure IMVU would like to get their grubby little hands on and delete too, causing more things to get cross-disabled, affecting an even _larger_ market. Unfortunately, this is like cutting off a (3rd) leg to save the body, and so I had to. In an attempt to warn people that they will suddenly be cockless, I named the product "Too long?" and posted a description that basically said what this is saying, along with a copy of the above message so anyone looking at it would then see that this was a forced move and I did not do this willingly. But nope! IMVU has more silly rules:

 

"I have removed the product description on your recently adjusted product page. Showing correspondence from Staff in a public manner, "forums, product pages, groups, etc" is prohibited. You can alert your customers as to why your product has been changed however you cannot post our correspondence. Thank you. Andre~Creator Support Lead"

 

... How am I supposed to tell people if I'm not allowed to post anywhere (and subsequently have it removed by the almightly deity-like "Staff")? It's no wonder there's drama on IMVU, the mysterious illuminati known as the IMVU Staff probably do as they please and force you to be silent or they silence you by disabling your account. So now I'm creating this on an offsite location. I will not simply sit down and take it, give this to all of your friends, make sure everyone becomes aware.

 

I strongly suggest leaving IMVU in favor of Second Life, which has no cost for adult access and does _not_ cause you to look like barbie and ken dolls. And looks better anyway, see for yourself: http://keenmoorsider.imgur.com/ http://qubeley.imgur.com/ - Interested? http://wiki.radiantage.net/index.php?title=SLIntro can help you get started and answer a lot of common questions.

 

For those who still want to fight the power and want to get your hands on actual working cocks, send me a message, I will be lowering my prices because I want to flood the IMVU offices with penis, since clearly someone there is frustrated about their size that they must pick on mine.

 

tl;dr

IMVU is turning AP into PG-13, they forced me to remove the cock. I apologize in advance.

 

- Keen

(Otherwise known currently/in the past as KeenBH, NamiIshikawa, KeenMachine, NamiBunny9, JaydeSynth)