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- Riddle me this, riddle me that
- A magic trick, a bunny named Frank is what I don as a hat
- It's a clever disguise, should hardly be a surprise
- Inability to conform, unable to rise
- Sadness, is obviously my guise, however unwise
- It's pretty stupid, but hey, so was cupid
- Which way is up again? North, south, east, west?
- Let's just randomly shoot arrows and put them to rest
- As seemingly, the majority has failed the test
- In a while, in time, retrospect may explain your quest
- Regardless, don't ever again try your best
- Maybe a clown, likely a joker
- In time you will learn, that occasionally I jest
- Again? We're playing poker?
- Interrupting me when I was listening to music I like and a kickass band
- What a bad move, did you have to steal my groove?
- That's rad, I've got a good hand
- Anyway, let's do some esoteric surgery with a gamma knife
- Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed
- My limbs are flexible and I'm heavily armed
- Not like I'm a regent an agent or even a serpent
- But in these books, can you discern the poison
- Dieu, la maison, without contemplation or valid reason
- Do you see the second sun or is it blinding your vision?
- Show us your ignorance, why not project your ideas, your science
- What you say and even more so, what you do is toxic
- Either way, I pose as the adversary in defiance
- And yet, you're so intelligent that you have no way to fix it, pathetic
- Yes yes, go ahead, cite your research and boast
- Don't be afraid, prepare to never be born and never be made
- Yeah, a lowly ram, but I guess it's time to sound the horn
- I, pet goat, get on my boat, weilding a scythe and a spade
- Sarcastically, credit to Arcturus, I present a lion
- Messages of a Capricorn, courteously, from Orion
- No no, evolution is too slow, ghost
- It's justice or impossible hubris
- Welcome your new lack of a host
- When the world turns cold and there's just us, just ice
- That, my dear, is possibly what you fear most
- But I refrain, monkeys and idiots are what we train
- Malevolence, retards, no hearts, but also lacking a brain
- With closed eyes, stumbling, we fall, spill and roll the dice
- The earth rumbling, society crumbling
- Mining the earth, harvesting oil
- Where slaves are forced into submission, to toil
- Back to primordial ooze, as we sleep, while we snooze
- But yet, it heaves and seethes, as the oceans boil
- The more you have the more you lose
- Can't you tell? I've been drinking some booze
- Hold on, I'm going to get some more wine
- Specifically, grapes of wrath
- A strange trip, this cruise
- Don't worry, smile, things are fine
- I can't even bother to do the math
- Division by zero, that's neat
- Stupid aliasing of singularity, yeah, what you call that, I call polarity
- Tangent to the curve, as if I don't skip a beat
- Go on, why not try some more, pretend
- My good friend, say hello to the beginning of the end
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