the final kek

6:06 PM - Mr. Inclusive: keks ahoy!
6:08 PM - Mr. Inclusive: if you had a sea vessel, would you name it The Bardarbeast?
9:08 PM - Jack Sprat: no
6:08 PM - Mr. Inclusive: why not
9:08 PM - Jack Sprat: because that's a dumb fucking name and it always has been
6:08 PM - Mr. Inclusive: don't you want to be the owner of a fearsome vessel that scares people back onto land?
6:08 PM - Mr. Inclusive: THE BARDARBEAST
6:09 PM - Mr. Inclusive: ur right. it is a dumb fucking name for an even dumber punk of a kid
6:09 PM - Mr. Inclusive: kek
9:10 PM - Jack Sprat: lmao
9:10 PM - Jack Sprat: i can't even keep a straight face with you anymore
6:10 PM - Mr. Inclusive: im glad im rid of colton and nick, they've turned into whiney little faggots. and you're everybody else's sidekick now instead of mine
6:11 PM - Mr. Inclusive: hows it feel bud? at least when u were MY sidekick, i passed on secrets that only a true master of the universe such as myself has access to
6:13 PM - Mr. Inclusive: u can tell that shcmuck colton that instead of waiting to buy GTA 5, im going to pre-order it. and he can buy his own instead of begging me for it
6:13 PM - Mr. Inclusive: shmuck*
6:13 PM - Mr. Inclusive: damn it
6:13 PM - Mr. Inclusive: schmuck*
6:13 PM - Mr. Inclusive: there we are
9:17 PM - Jack Sprat: corey
9:17 PM - Jack Sprat: i'm sorry
9:17 PM - Jack Sprat: but you're too much of a faggot for me to care
6:17 PM - Mr. Inclusive: thats alright erik, i see u as a faggot too
6:17 PM - Mr. Inclusive: in fact, u are the most bitter of them all
6:17 PM - Mr. Inclusive: lol
6:18 PM - Mr. Inclusive: im glad i came back briefly to see what you've all become
9:19 PM - Jack Sprat: yeah but the difference is that i don't get suicidal after not being able to hook up with a girl top kek
6:19 PM - Mr. Inclusive: now that i've done my peace, i can move on gracefully, knowing that i left behind some poor degenerate souls that will never accomplish jack squat in their lifetime
9:19 PM - Jack Sprat: http://pastebin.com/42aqYZuF
9:19 PM - Jack Sprat: kek
6:20 PM - Mr. Inclusive: thing is, shes leaving to go down to florida with her family
6:20 PM - Mr. Inclusive: idc, i got laid
6:20 PM - Mr. Inclusive: and i hung out with her again today
9:20 PM - Jack Sprat: that's nice
9:20 PM - Jack Sprat: kill yourself already
6:20 PM - Mr. Inclusive: why? you and i enjoy eachother's company so much
9:20 PM - Jack Sprat: nah
9:20 PM - Jack Sprat: you've been a thorn in my side for the past 6 years
9:20 PM - Jack Sprat: about time you fucked off for good
6:21 PM - Mr. Inclusive: if i wasnt around, u  would have nobody to troll and disrespect and rebel out against
9:21 PM - Jack Sprat: i don't need you for that
9:21 PM - Jack Sprat: never did
6:21 PM - Mr. Inclusive: eh you've been a piece of shit on my shoe since i met u kid
6:21 PM - Mr. Inclusive: only good for laughs
9:23 PM - Jack Sprat: Mr. Inclusive: nah its not that. its just im tired of my life.
Mr. Inclusive: im tired of the way u guys treat me and i used to consider u people as real life friends even though we dont talk in person
9:23 PM - Jack Sprat: lmao
9:23 PM - Jack Sprat: we hurt your feelings a bit eh?
9:23 PM - Jack Sprat: fuckin fag lmao
6:23 PM - Mr. Inclusive: yeah dude, my feels
6:23 PM - Mr. Inclusive: i used to admire u guys and think u were pretty cool kids
6:23 PM - Mr. Inclusive: but u crushed my image of you
9:24 PM - Jack Sprat: that's what you get for trusting people over the internet you retarded fuckwit nigger
6:24 PM - Mr. Inclusive: lmfao
6:24 PM - Mr. Inclusive: thanks for the games for the final time faggot
9:24 PM - Jack Sprat: np
9:24 PM - Jack Sprat: since you'll be killing yourself they won't be getting used anyway
6:24 PM - Mr. Inclusive: and that extends to everybody else, all of their money gone to waste cuz idgaf about these games lol
9:24 PM - Jack Sprat: Mr. Inclusive: want to know why people kill themselves bud? cuz they realize their life doesnt ammount up to anything and they arent DOING ANYTHING WITH THEMSELVES
9:25 PM - Jack Sprat: i'm glad you realized your own truth though
9:25 PM - Jack Sprat: bravo to that
6:25 PM - Mr. Inclusive: you will fail at becoming a marine, my good chap
6:25 PM - Mr. Inclusive: kek
9:25 PM - Jack Sprat: maybe maybe not
9:25 PM - Jack Sprat: but i still have backup plans
9:25 PM - Jack Sprat: unlike you
9:25 PM - Jack Sprat: rotting day by day in your computer room
6:25 PM - Mr. Inclusive: things will work out for me just fine bud
6:26 PM - Mr. Inclusive: yeah im rotting and yet i get laid kek
9:26 PM - Jack Sprat: by a girl you'll soon never see again
6:26 PM - Mr. Inclusive: ah well, ive made my peace
9:26 PM - Jack Sprat: and then you'll go back to using your hand for a long stretch
9:26 PM - Jack Sprat: yeah yeah go on and get the rope already
6:26 PM - Mr. Inclusive: nah, ive got Jennifer lel
9:26 PM - Jack Sprat: sure thing
6:27 PM - Mr. Inclusive: girl i fucked was Mia, a 34 year old
6:27 PM - Mr. Inclusive: hot piece of ass, u would've been depressed if u found out it was leaving too
9:27 PM - Jack Sprat: Mr. Inclusive: because the first woman i lost it to, i cant be with her, and theres problems all of the sudden
9:27 PM - Jack Sprat: you melodramatic faggot
9:27 PM - Jack Sprat: have fun with your life