[b]Hardcore Rules
[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgA5oaHx9ho"]Taz[/quote] vs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tcXblWojdM"]Terry Funk[/url][/b]

Taz and Funk started out by pummeling the hell out of each other, throwing hard elbows, punches, and headbutts. Funk got the early advantage, working Taz into the corner and pushing his head into the turnbuckle with brutal elbows. As Taz slumped to the mat, Funk took the pad off the turnbuckle, and dragged Taz back up. As Funk grabbed Taz's head to ram it into the unpadded turnbuckle, Taz was able to duck and slam Funk's head instead. As Funk staggered back, Taz bounded out of the corner with a Brooklyn Boot right in the mush! Taz was about to go for the pin when he perked his ears up to hear the soft chant of "WE WANT TABLES" from the crowd.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"WE WANT TABLES"
"YOU WANT TABLES?"
"YEAH"
"IF HOUSTON WANTS TABLES, THEN HOUSTON GETS THE TABLES!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAY"
Taz rolled out of the ring and pulled out 1, 2, no, 3, tables, and slid one in the ring before setting two up at ringside, filling the gap between the ring and the audience with wood. He rolled back into the ring to see Funk waiting for him, ready with a left hook straight from the Double Cross Ranch! He followed that up with jab after jab, before spinning around in preparation for a big uppercut, which Taz caught and reversed into the Tazmission!

Funk writhed and writhed in the not-quite-fully-applied Tazmission, until he was able to squirm to the ropes and get enough leverage to work himself out of the hold. He laid a few kicks in, and Taz backed off just long enough to set up the table in the ring before running right for the recovering Funk and delivering a brutal clothesline into the corner! Steve Corino ran down the ramp as Taz heaved Funk to the top turnbuckle, got up there with him, and started setting up for the top rope Tazzplex! However, Funk was too crafty for him, staggering Taz with an elbow shot, before pushing him off the turnbuckle, into the waiting arms of Steve Corino, who delivered a devastating powerbomb RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Funk, a wild look in his eyes, looked over Taz. Then, he looked over the crowd. Finally, he looked to the heavens, turned around, and hit a picture perfect moonsault for a pin!

1...2...2.9, Taz kicked out! And he kept kicking, driving his knee into Funk's midsection as as the ornery Texan tried to crawl away. As Rocky Maivia chased Steve Corino to the back, Taz wasn't letting Funk get away that easy. He held onto Funk's leg, dragged him back in, and hoisted him up into a deadlift fisherman suplex!

1...2...Ted DiBiase pulled the referee out of the ring! Taz juked a dive towards the ropes, causing DiBiase to skitter back to commentary before he grabbed back onto Funk, dragged him back up, and whipped him into the turnbuckle before setting him on the top rope. Taz then scaled the ropes and hooked Funk up for the top rope Tazzplex, before shifting his footing and HITTING A TOP ROPE TAZZPLEX INTO THE TABLES AT RINGSIDE!

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The crowd was screaming as Taz picked Funk up out of the wreckage, dumped his body into the ring, and went for the pin.

1...2...3! Taz wins!