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  1. ACT I
  2. Smith and Johnson enter the staff room and sit at a table. Smith puts his feet on the table whilst Johnson organizes a stack of paper.
  3. Johnson
  4. Afternoon.
  5. Smith
  6. Hi. Sorry, I don't think I've seen you around before.
  7. JOHNSON
  8. I'm new here. First term out of Uni.
  9. SMITH
  10. Helen Smith.
  11. JOHNSON
  12. Mia Johnson.
  13. They shake hands.
  14. SMITH
  15. Well, it says on the planner that we need to discuss assessment for the semester.
  16. JOHNSON
  17. Oh, okay. I'm just marking my year 9 History reports at the moment, actually.
  18. Smith looks over to the paper
  19. SMITH
  20. Hmm...
  21. JOHNSON
  22. What? Am I doing something wrong?
  23. Smith laughs a little
  24. SMITH
  25. Listen, you look nice, I'm going to give you a hand. Just marking it is one thing, but what really helps is the comments.
  26. JOHNSON
  27. Comments?
  28. SMITH
  29. Madam, this is why margins exist.
  30. JOHNSON
  31. Okay...
  32. Johnson writes on her paper
  33. SMITH
  34. Good job? Close, but not quite. Here, watch and learn.
  35. Smith writes on Johnson's paper
  36. JOHNSON
  37. You just wrote a question mark. How does that help them?
  38. SMITH
  39. It doesn't really, but you should see their face when they're trying to figure it out. Hilarious.
  40. Smith gets up and refills his coffee. The principal walks in.
  41. Principal
  42. Gentlemen! Assembly tomorrow. 10:00.
  43. JOHNSON
  44. Don't assemblies normally go for an hour or so?
  45. PRINCIPAL
  46. If we're lucky.
  47. JOHNSON
  48. But recess starts at 10:45.
  49. PRINCIPAL
  50. I'm well aware. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and practice my tedious, droning voice. Glenda, do you have those 15 PowerPoint presentations ready?
  51. Principal walks off stage