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  1. Oct 19 15:25:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Tuesday, June 11th, 1 PM. Melanie goes on a bit of a walk, and eventually finds her way back over to the Lighthouse Library. Getting back up to the greenhouse isn't terribly difficult.
  2. Oct 19 15:27:34 <Ululane> Under normal circumstances at least, Melulu has been tripping up every goddamn step like a newborn calf.
  3. Oct 19 15:28:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...correction, it wouldn't be difficult normally.
  4. Oct 19 15:28:35 <Ululane> (Also need dat bot)
  5. Oct 19 15:29:10 * PsychoRoll (~PsychoRol@Rizon-2078EF04.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined
  6. Oct 19 15:30:31 <Ululane> She finishes stumbling up, half-relieved that there aren't any more steps at the moment, half trying to man the fuck up and quit being a pussy. That half isn't going so well.
  7. Oct 19 15:39:04 <Ululane> In a bit of a daze, she looks around the flora for strange children to beat up. Barring that, she'll settle for challenging Hana to a rematch.
  8. Oct 19 15:39:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hana finds YOU, first, popping out of a bush right in front of you. "Aloha!"
  9. Oct 19 15:44:10 <Ululane> Melulu is surprised to the point of needing an inhaler puff. As she nervously sucks that magic breathing gas, even a kid could notice significant differences in how she's presenting herself from the previous day. She struggles to look the kid in the eyes. "...hey...uh...you said...something about a rematch...right?"
  10. Oct 19 15:46:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Right."
  11. Oct 19 15:47:20 <Ululane> "I...uh...would...like to do that?" It really does sound like a question the way she says it, as though she wasn't completely sure herself.
  12. Oct 19 15:48:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Since you did so well yesterday...let's step out...3 vs 3, one at a time...sound good?"
  13. Oct 19 15:48:25 <Ululane> "Oh, yeah, way better..."
  14. Oct 19 15:49:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> She leads you outside, on the side, and holds up a Poke Ball, waiting.
  15. Oct 19 15:50:16 <Ululane> Melulu follows, taking a place opposite the tiny leader. "So...whenever I'm ready I guess?"
  16. Oct 19 15:50:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> She nods.
  17. Oct 19 15:52:09 <Ululane> After careful deliberation, she lets Po out.
  18. Oct 19 15:52:15 <Ululane> (30 Speed)
  19. Oct 19 15:52:31 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Po > Vileplume
  20. Oct 19 15:52:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> She sends out her Vileplume!
  21. Oct 19 15:52:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po!
  22. Oct 19 15:53:19 <Ululane> (And since it's 1v1, Mel's pseudo-turn is just going to be spent applying Brutal Training as Orders)
  23. Oct 19 15:53:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Got it, got it)
  24. Oct 19 15:54:02 <Ululane> Po Curses the 'plume before fading from existence.
  25. Oct 19 15:55:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> Vileplume does nothing, and takes no damage because Curse doesn't damage if you don't perform an action.
  26. Oct 19 15:56:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po!
  27. Oct 19 15:57:00 <Ululane> Confuse Ray!
  28. Oct 19 15:57:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hana applies another stack of Inspired Training!
  29. Oct 19 15:57:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20+4 Confu Save
  30. Oct 19 15:57:49 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Confu Save: 24 [1d20=20]
  31. Oct 19 15:57:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Snaps out of it!
  32. Oct 19 15:58:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Activates its Black Sludge to mitigate curse damage! And now
  33. Oct 19 16:00:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Stun Spore, attempts Hay Fever on Po afterwards whether it hits or not, alhtough Poison types are immune to Hay Fever
  34. Oct 19 16:00:23 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Stun Spore, attempts Hay Fever on Po afterwards whether it hits or not, alhtough Poison types are immune to Hay Fever: 4 [1d20=4]
  35. Oct 19 16:00:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  36. Oct 19 16:00:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po!
  37. Oct 19 16:00:56 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Shadow Ball
  38. Oct 19 16:00:56 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Shadow Ball: 5 [1d20=4]
  39. Oct 19 16:01:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  40. Oct 19 16:01:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Swagger
  41. Oct 19 16:01:48 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Swagger: 3 [1d20=3]
  42. Oct 19 16:01:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  43. Oct 19 16:02:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Attempts Hay Fever anyway, go on
  44. Oct 19 16:02:09 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Shadow Ball This is just silly
  45. Oct 19 16:02:09 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Shadow Ball This is just silly: 15 [1d20=14]
  46. Oct 19 16:02:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit.
  47. Oct 19 16:02:21 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37 And Sp. Def down 1 s tage
  48. Oct 19 16:02:21 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, And Sp. Def down 1 s tage: 56 [3d8=4,3,2]
  49. Oct 19 16:02:24 <Ululane> er wait
  50. Oct 19 16:02:28 <Ululane> 1 Short, no proc
  51. Oct 19 16:02:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> That's not high enough for the proc
  52. Oct 19 16:03:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Activates LIFE FORCE for even more healing, then
  53. Oct 19 16:03:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Hidden Power, Rock
  54. Oct 19 16:03:26 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Hidden Power, Rock: 17 [1d20=17]
  55. Oct 19 16:03:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+8+30 rock damage
  56. Oct 19 16:03:40 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, rock damage: 49 [2d6=6,5]
  57. Oct 19 16:03:46 <Ululane> Spite activates, Disabled
  58. Oct 19 16:04:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Got it, Po!
  59. Oct 19 16:04:25 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Pew pew shadow ball
  60. Oct 19 16:04:26 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Pew pew shadow ball: 4 [1d20=3]
  61. Oct 19 16:04:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss
  62. Oct 19 16:04:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Sludge Bomb
  63. Oct 19 16:04:41 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Sludge Bomb: 15 [1d20=15]
  64. Oct 19 16:04:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d10+10+30
  65. Oct 19 16:04:58 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d10+10+30: 57 [3d10=9,4,4]
  66. Oct 19 16:05:34 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Bot if you continue to bullshit this...
  67. Oct 19 16:05:35 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Bot if you continue to bullshit this...: 8 [1d20=7]
  68. Oct 19 16:05:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> That's a hit.
  69. Oct 19 16:05:49 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37
  70. Oct 19 16:05:49 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, 3d8+10+37: 58 [3d8=1,4,6]
  71. Oct 19 16:06:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Energy Ball
  72. Oct 19 16:06:41 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Energy Ball: 3 [1d20=3]
  73. Oct 19 16:06:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  74. Oct 19 16:06:52 <Ululane> 1d20+1 This is actually kind of adorable conceptually
  75. Oct 19 16:06:52 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, This is actually kind of adorable conceptually: 4 [1d20=3]
  76. Oct 19 16:06:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  77. Oct 19 16:06:58 <Ululane> Ghost Step again
  78. Oct 19 16:07:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> It charges up a Solar Beam
  79. Oct 19 16:07:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po!
  80. Oct 19 16:08:08 <Ululane> Confuse Ray!
  81. Oct 19 16:08:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Got it. Hana applies another stack of Inspired Training
  82. Oct 19 16:08:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20+4
  83. Oct 19 16:08:23 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20+4: 15 [1d20=11]
  84. Oct 19 16:08:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Solar Beam
  85. Oct 19 16:08:37 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Solar Beam: 2 [1d20=2]
  86. Oct 19 16:08:41 <Ululane> (Wow)
  87. Oct 19 16:08:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss, doesn't even have Smite.
  88. Oct 19 16:08:56 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Lemme guess, miss
  89. Oct 19 16:08:56 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Lemme guess, miss: 12 [1d20=11]
  90. Oct 19 16:09:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Life Force runs out
  91. Oct 19 16:09:22 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37 Shadow Bawl purpew
  92. Oct 19 16:09:22 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Shadow Bawl purpew: 63 [3d8=4,5,7]
  93. Oct 19 16:10:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Energy Ball
  94. Oct 19 16:10:08 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Energy Ball: 6 [1d20=6]
  95. Oct 19 16:10:13 <Ululane> Miss.
  96. Oct 19 16:10:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2, probably misses, moving on.
  97. Oct 19 16:10:27 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Just a silly fight
  98. Oct 19 16:10:27 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Just a silly fight: 12 [1d20=11]
  99. Oct 19 16:10:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit.
  100. Oct 19 16:10:35 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37
  101. Oct 19 16:10:36 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, 3d8+10+37: 59 [3d8=7,2,3]
  102. Oct 19 16:10:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> You FINALLY Injure it.
  103. Oct 19 16:11:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Sludge Bomb
  104. Oct 19 16:11:13 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Sludge Bomb: 16 [1d20=16]
  105. Oct 19 16:11:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d10+10+30
  106. Oct 19 16:11:26 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d10+10+30: 60 [3d10=5,7,8]
  107. Oct 19 16:11:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po?
  108. Oct 19 16:12:02 <Ululane> (Gimme a sec, think I calculated the last sludge bomb's damage wrong)
  109. Oct 19 16:15:55 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Alright, there we go, pewpew shadow ball
  110. Oct 19 16:15:55 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Alright, there we go, pewpew shadow ball: 6 [1d20=5]
  111. Oct 19 16:15:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss
  112. Oct 19 16:16:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Enduring Bloom! Instant charged Solarbeam
  113. Oct 19 16:16:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  114. Oct 19 16:16:11 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  115. Oct 19 16:16:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> And of course it misses.
  116. Oct 19 16:16:16 <Ululane> (PFFFFFT)
  117. Oct 19 16:16:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po?
  118. Oct 19 16:16:29 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Let's find out if I can roll something high
  119. Oct 19 16:16:29 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Let's find out if I can roll something high: 11 [1d20=10]
  120. Oct 19 16:16:42 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37 Average is...better than low
  121. Oct 19 16:16:43 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Average is...better than low: 63 [3d8=7,7,2]
  122. Oct 19 16:16:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> It goes down.
  123. Oct 19 16:17:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Out comes...Sudowoodo!
  124. Oct 19 16:17:32 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Po > Sudowoodo
  125. Oct 19 16:17:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> Po!
  126. Oct 19 16:17:54 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Shadow Ball I suppose
  127. Oct 19 16:17:55 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Shadow Ball I suppose: 14 [1d20=13]
  128. Oct 19 16:18:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits.
  129. Oct 19 16:18:10 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37
  130. Oct 19 16:18:11 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, 3d8+10+37: 62 [3d8=8,1,6]
  131. Oct 19 16:19:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20 STONE MISS, using Echoes to roll twice and take the better
  132. Oct 19 16:19:02 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, STONE MISS, using Echoes to roll twice and take the better: 2 [1d20=2], 12 [1d20=12]
  133. Oct 19 16:19:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> 12!
  134. Oct 19 16:19:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+26
  135. Oct 19 16:19:29 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+26: 51 [3d8=3,6,6]
  136. Oct 19 16:20:45 <Ululane> Po is just barely down! Next is Kei, 30 initiative.
  137. Oct 19 16:21:05 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Kei > Sudowoodo
  138. Oct 19 16:21:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei!
  139. Oct 19 16:21:25 <Ululane> 1d20 Aura Sphere crit check
  140. Oct 19 16:21:25 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Aura Sphere crit check: 18 [1d20=18]
  141. Oct 19 16:21:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits, of course
  142. Oct 19 16:21:43 <Ululane> 6d8+20+37+19 Crits with brutal training + brutal orders
  143. Oct 19 16:21:44 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Crits with brutal training + brutal orders: 108 [6d8=8,2,7,6,3,6]
  144. Oct 19 16:22:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Down.
  145. Oct 19 16:22:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Out comes MEGANIUM!
  146. Oct 19 16:22:28 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Kei > Meganium
  147. Oct 19 16:22:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei!
  148. Oct 19 16:22:50 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Jump Kick, AC2
  149. Oct 19 16:22:50 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Jump Kick, AC2: 17 [1d20=16]
  150. Oct 19 16:23:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits.
  151. Oct 19 16:23:18 <Ululane> 4d10+15+38+18 Would have been a fun crit
  152. Oct 19 16:23:18 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Would have been a fun crit: 88 [4d10=2,10,4,1]
  153. Oct 19 16:23:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Petal Blizzard
  154. Oct 19 16:23:49 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Petal Blizzard: 8 [1d20=8]
  155. Oct 19 16:23:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> AC 2
  156. Oct 19 16:23:56 <Ululane> Miss
  157. Oct 19 16:24:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei!
  158. Oct 19 16:24:13 <Ululane> 1d20 Aura Sphere crit check
  159. Oct 19 16:24:13 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Aura Sphere crit check: 5 [1d20=5]
  160. Oct 19 16:24:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> Nocrit
  161. Oct 19 16:24:20 <Ululane> 3d8+10+37+19
  162. Oct 19 16:24:20 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, 3d8+10+37+19: 79 [3d8=3,4,6]
  163. Oct 19 16:24:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Injured.
  164. Oct 19 16:25:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2#1d20+3 Echoes of the Future + Echoes of the Past Body Slam
  165. Oct 19 16:25:15 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, Echoes of the Future + Echoes of the Past Body Slam: 15 [1d20=12], 9 [1d20=6]
  166. Oct 19 16:25:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> 15!
  167. Oct 19 16:25:31 <Ululane> Hits of course
  168. Oct 19 16:25:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+25
  169. Oct 19 16:25:39 <PsychoRoll> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+25: 41 [3d8=1,2,3]
  170. Oct 19 16:25:47 <Ululane> And paralyzes I believe
  171. Oct 19 16:25:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> No, procs don't come on bonuses
  172. Oct 19 16:26:02 <Ululane> Oh, right
  173. Oct 19 16:26:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kei!
  174. Oct 19 16:26:25 <Ululane> 1d20+1 Drain Punch
  175. Oct 19 16:26:25 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Drain Punch: 15 [1d20=14]
  176. Oct 19 16:26:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits.
  177. Oct 19 16:26:41 <Ululane> 3d8+10+38+18 And I'll need to know how much damage it did
  178. Oct 19 16:26:41 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, And I'll need to know how much damage it did: 77 [3d8=6,1,4]
  179. Oct 19 16:26:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> Enough to KO it (47)
  180. Oct 19 16:30:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> She returns the Meganium, giving you a nod, and then hands over the BEANSTALK BADGE
  181. Oct 19 16:30:35 <Ululane> Melulu just kind of stares in disbelief before hugging Kei and burrying her face in his strong manl- ...weasel-like shoulders to hide some tears.
  182. Oct 19 16:32:12 <Ululane> She takes the badge while trying to hide the tears. "Th-thank you...I didn't think...I mean after last time...it's...you could probably ease up during the gym challenges, y'know? 1v6 seems...like overkill..."
  183. Oct 19 16:33:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> She shakes her head. "I am...not very good at one on one duels. Too easy, give out too many badges. A badge is only worth something if you have to work hard to get it."
  184. Oct 19 16:34:32 <Ululane> "Well...I mean...there IS a midground between giving brutal lashings and free badges..."
  185. Oct 19 16:35:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> "How can I prepare anyone for Rhenea or the stat league if I don't give them all I've got? They are stronger."
  186. Oct 19 16:36:36 <Ululane> "But the other set up isn't really a measure of strength, it's a niche challenge. It's something you would never hope to encounter organically, I mean that's like life-threatening shit there. To actually determine strength, both sides should be under the same restrictions."
  187. Oct 19 16:37:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> "But you misunderstand. The beanstalk. It goes higher than anyone has ever realized or known. To beat my gym is to climb the beanstalk, to face an unknown challenge, and surpass your limits."
  188. Oct 19 16:38:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> "To become a giant."
  189. Oct 19 16:38:14 <Ululane> "...I take it you haven't heard about the problem with creating space elevators?"
  190. Oct 19 16:38:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> She smirks. "Do you want your reward or would you rather argue all day long? Is that the reward you seek?"
  191. Oct 19 16:39:45 <Ululane> "...it would be fun, but I think I need to be getting back soonish...so...normal material rewards because I'm so vain are just fine for me." She smiles back. She still isn't quite like she was previously, but the nervousness is almost completely gone.
  192. Oct 19 16:40:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Is good! Now, let's seeee...."
  193. Oct 19 16:40:51 <Ululane> "...what do the eggs look like?"
  194. Oct 19 16:40:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> She gives you your choice of material rewards, listed in OOC.
  195. Oct 19 16:41:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Ah, I was in thinking you would never be asking!"
  196. Oct 19 16:44:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> One is mostly yellowish-green with more pure green spots, another is white with red spots that have a greenish brown color like dead leaves around the red, and the last is brown with three green dots in close proximity
  197. Oct 19 16:45:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> She points at the white one. "This one is a very rare species, won't find egg like this anywhere else without paying lots!"
  198. Oct 19 16:46:43 <Ululane> 6d6+4 Can I figure out if the white one is a Necturna via Occult? Or whatever the prevo is.
  199. Oct 19 16:46:43 <PsychoRoll> Ululane, Can I figure out if the white one is a Necturna via Occult? Or whatever the prevo is.: 27 [6d6=5,4,6,2,5,1]
  200. Oct 19 16:51:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Well, you're not sure what it is, but you're definitely sure it's ghostly and grassy
  201. Oct 19 16:51:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> And the colors don't match andy ghost/grass pokemon YOU have
  202. Oct 19 16:53:49 <Ululane> She has a problem, she really does, like an addiction. "Um...yeah sure, I'll go with that white one then...aaaaand...mmmmm........" She stares at the collection for a bit. "...that Vileplume was making a pretty good show against Po...how about the gooze?...and tell it sorry for me..."
  203. Oct 19 16:54:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> She nods. "I will tell!"
  204. Oct 19 16:58:31 <Ululane> "Then I guess...that's...it?...ah...thank you. I guess I said that...I think...probably..." Oh god rambling, why am I doing that. Oh god, internal freakouts when was the last time I did that. "...you've uh...helped me more than you could know..."
  205. Oct 19 17:03:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> She gives a bit of a bow. "He mea iki...you are welcome."
  206. Oct 19 17:05:45 <Ululane> "Well...uh...bye...and good luck...and don't forget to actually like...be a kid...and stuff..." Awkward exit. On her way out of the light house, she'd barely remember to attach a piece of paper to a billboard with a simple paragraph about the gist of what she was preaching at the arcade, and a #Ululane tag for whatever the social media site of the month is.
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