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+*A WHOLE NEW WORLD*
 sung by Teleharmonic (Tavros) and Fawn (Vriska)
 tiny little edits by Teleharmonic and Fawn
 
 TAVROS
 uHHH, I can show you the world
 uHHH, Shining, shimmering, splendid
 Tell me, Vriska, now when did
 You last, uHHHH, let your heart decide?
 
 I can open your eyes
 Take you wonder by wonder
 Over, sideways and under
 On a magic ROCKETCAR ride
 
 A whole new world
 A new fantastic point of view
 No one to tell us no
 Or where to go
 I ... guess on Prospit, we're dreaming
 
 VRISKA
 A whole new world
 A dazzling place I never knew
 But when I'm way up here
 It's crystal clear
 That now I'm in a whole new world with you
 
 TAVROS
 Now I'm in a whole new world with you
 
 VRISKA
 Unbelievable sights
 Hey, are these redrom feelings?
 Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
 Through an endless map-filled sky
 A whole new world
 
 TAVROS
 Don't you dare close your eyes
 
 VRISKA
 A hundred thousand things to see
 
 TAVROS
 Hold your breath - uHHH, it gets better
 
 VRISKA
 I'm like a shooting star
 I've come so far
 I can't go back to who I used to be
 
 TAVROS
 A whole new world
 
 VRISKA
 Every turn a surprise
 
 TAVROS
 With new horizons to pursue
 
 VRISKA
 Every moment red-letter
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 I'll chase them anywhere
 There's time to spare
 Let me share this whole new world with you
 
 TAVROS
 A whole new world
 
 VRISKA
 A whole new world
 
 TAVROS
 That's where we'll be
 
 VRISKA
 That's where we'll be
 
 TAVROS
 A thrilling chase
 
 VRISKA
 We reached first base
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 For you and me
 
 TAVROS: Uhhhh, I've always wanted to fly....
 VRISKA: I know. Read your mind.
 TAVROS: Uhhhh.... Cool!
 
 
 
 *STILL ALIVE*
 by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
 written by Teleharmonic, Fawn, and I know a few other people helped but for the life of me I can't remember who
 
 VRISKA
 This was a triumph
 I'm making a note: Bluh bluh, huge bitch
 It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
 Here in Alternia
 We kill who we want because we can
 For the good of my lusus
 Except right now she is dead
 
 But there's no sense crying 'cause I cannot shed tears
 I'll just keep on praying on poor Tavros' fears
 And Troll Romance transpires
 Among many moon spires
 For the twelve trolls who are still alive
 
 TAVROS
 Uhhh, I'm not even angry
 Uhhh, I'm being so sincere right now
 Even though you broke my spine and tried to kill me!
 And built all these stairways
 You covered my hive in all these stairs
 You said it was to make me strong
 And now my lusus is dead
 
 But this code you sent me has allowed me to fly
 And I'm just so happy I could break down and cry
 I'm just like Pupa Pan flying off to other lands
 Like the twelve trolls who are still alive
 
 VRISKA
 I'm glad you could meet me
 I set up this damn charade for you
 Maybe you'll find someone else to hate you
 Maybe Kanaya
 That was a joke, haha, fat chance
 Anyway this dust is great
 It's just so sparkly and nice
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 Look at us still talking when there's questing to do
 
 VRISKA
 Have some happy thoughts
 
 TAVROS
 Whoa is this really you?
 
 VRISKA
 We've troll romance to explore
 
 TAVROS
 Vriska, help me off the floor!
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 With the twelve trolls who are still alive
 
 VRISKA
 At least I'm guessing that they're still alive
 
 TAVROS
 I'm flying rockets and we're still alive
 
 VRISKA
 I'm so fantastic and we're still alive
 
 TAVROS
 If Vriska loves me am I still alive?
 
 VRISKA
 Not for long you won't be still alive
 
 TAVROS
 Still alive
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 Still alive
 
 
 
 *COLORS OF THE WIND*
 by Fawn (Terezi)
 written by Fawn and a few other people.... It's in the thread somewhere. I can't remember :C
 
 TEREZI
 You think that I'm just some weird alien
 But you don't know much about us, so guess what?
 Fuck off, you're wrong!
 But still I cannot see.
 That's right, I'm blind, I can't see.
 How can there be so much that you don't know?
 You don't know....
 
 You think sense whatever land you land in
 The world is just a dead thing you can see
 I've tasted every rock and tree and creature
 They taste red, they taste yellow, they taste green
 
 You think the only people that you can trust
 Are the people in the same session as you
 But if you walk the footsteps of a blind troll
 You'll taste things you never smelt, you never knew
 
 Have you ever heard the whales cry to the colored moons?
 Or asked a musclebeast why he's so STRONG?
 Can you type with all the numerals of the prophets?
 Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
 Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
 
 Come down the hidden pine trails in the forest
 Come taste his Honorable Tyranny
 Come swing from the ropes underneath my tree hive
 And make sure that the guilty don't go free
 
 The asshole and the huge bitch hate each other
 My unborn dragon lusus is my friend
 And we are all connected to each other
 In a double Möbius loop that never ends
 
 How high can my giant tree grow?
 If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
 
 And you'll never hear the whales cry to the colored moons,
 For whether you are human or grey-skinned,
 You need to type with all the numerals of the prophets
 You need to paint with all the colors of the wind
 
 You can see the world and still
 You won't know your world until
 You can paint with all the colors of the wind
 
 
 
 *BLACK ROMANCE*
 by Fawn (Vriska)
 written by Mirakelsey and Fawn
 
 VRISKA
 Ohhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
 
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
 Want your Black Romance
 x2
 
 I want your stutter
 I want your bad legs
 I want your fantasy
 I want you to beg
 I want your hate
 Hate hate hate
 I want your hate
 
 I want your treasure
 Boondollars in hand
 Get in your rocket car
 Or roll through the sand
 I want your hate
 Hate hate hate
 I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
 
 You know that I hate you
 And yet somehow I need you
 I want a black
 A Black Romance
 
 I want your hating and I want your revenge
 You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
 I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
 You and me could have a Black Romance
 
 Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
 
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
 Want your Black Romance
 
 You think you're Pupa
 But Rufio's fake
 Fly through the map-filled sky
 There's treasure to take
 I want your hate
 Hate hate hate
 I want your hate
 
 Now you're in my room
 I know my web sticks
 I'll be your TinkerVriska
 Baby it's sick
 I want your hate
 Hate hate hate
 I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate)
 
 You know that I hate you
 And yet somehow I need you ('Cause I'm a huge bitch, baby!)
 I want a black
 A Black Romance
 
 I want your hating and I want your revenge
 You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
 I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
 You and me could have a Black Romance
 
 Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
 
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
 Want your Black Romance
 x2
 
 Climb, climb, Tavros baby
 Get strong stupid, I'm not crazy
 x3
 Climb, climb, stupid baby
 Get strong, I'm a huge bitch, baby!
 
 I want your hate and I want your revenge
 I want your hate, I want to be hate-friends
 Je te déteste, mais je veux que tu m'aimes [Trans: I hate you, but I want you to love me]
 Je te déteste [Trans: I hate you]
 
 I don't want to be pale (Ohhhhhh)
 Don't wanna be ashen (Caught in a Black Romance)
 I don't wanna be flushed (Ohhhhhhh)
 Want your Black Romance
 (Caught in a Black Romance)
 Want your Black Romance!
 
 I want your hating and I want your revenge
 You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh)
 I want your hate and your kismesis revenge
 You and me could have a Black Romance
 
 Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2
 
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
 Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh
 Want your Black Romance
 
 
 
 *GO THE DISTANCE*
 by Teleharmonic (Tavros) with Fawn (Vriska)
 written by Teleharmonic, with dialogue by Fawn and TH
 
 TAVROS
 I have often dreamed
 Of a place like this
 With a new adventure
 And a sky wide and free
 With a thousand quests
 And a single kiss
 And the maps are showing
 This is where I'm meant to be
 
 And I'm on my way
 Flying 'cross the distance
 In my rocketcar
 I guess I could be strong
 I'll do every quest
 Hey, I'll be the best!
 I would go most anywhere
 to find where I belong
 
 VRISKA: Oh my god Tavros. What are you doing?
 TAVROS: Uhhh.... Singing?
 VRISKA: ...why?
 TAVROS: I was just, uh, feeling it, I guess. It seemed appropriate! About to go on a quest and all—
 VRISKA: So you decided to waste our time by SINGING?
 TAVROS: I was just trying to ... uh, set the mood?
 VRISKA: ...SET the MOOD? Tavros, this is what I was trying to TELL you about being a good FLARPer. A good FLARPer doesn't break into song in the middle of a quest!
 TAVROS: ...okay just ... one more chorus?
 VRISKA: NO! This is a waste of time and you're not doing it.
 TAVROS: Ah, how about I say something nice about you when I do the next chorus?
 VRISKA: (sputtering) Just ... hurry up.
 TAVROS: Okay, uhh.... Oooh, okay, hang on! You might like this.... I hope.
 
 TAVROS:
 And we'll find our way
 We can go the distance
 And I know someday
 You can make me strong
 And if I'm surprised
 At what's in your eyes
 I guess after all this might be
 Right where I belong
 
 TAVROS: You know, I hope you didn't think I, uhhhh ... didn't appreciate the Pupa Pan thing.... I liked it!
 VRISKA: Yeah ... whatever.
 
 
 *TROLLIAN*
 by cynicalCanasian (TEREZI) and Fawn (VRISKA)
 written by cynicalCanasian and Fawn
 
 TEREZI
 Hello hello Karkat, you trolled
 I can't read a thing
 I am busy FLARPing
 With AG right now, see
 Karkat would you stop whining
 About your movies, please?
 Like I said, I can't answer
 I'm kind of busy
 K-kind of busy
 K-k-kind of busy
 Sorry, I cannot answer
 I'm kind of busy
 
 Just a second Team Charge
 Is attacking us tonight
 Aradia's my clouder
 And she'll put up quite a fight
 You should have Trolled me earlier
 You knew when I was free
 And now you won't stop Trolling me
 I'm kind of busy
 
 Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
 I don't wanna think anymore
 I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
 Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
 I don't wanna talk anymore
 I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
 
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
 (Stop trying to chat with me)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
 (I'm busy)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
 (Stop trying to chat with me)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3
 
 You can Troll if you want
 But I won't answer
 I am too busy for Trollian
 'Cause I'm out on a roll
 And I'm killin' the Trolls
 I am too busy for Trollian
 You can Troll if you want
 But I won't answer
 I am too busy for Trollian
 'Cause I'm out on a roll
 And I'm killin' the Trolls
 I am too busy for Trollian
 
 VRISKA
 Boy you have to advance or abscond
 So make your choice much faster
 Just roll your dice faster
 Or I won't leave no faster
 Maybe I should have stayed at home
 This session's a disaster
 I'mma make your choice for you
 Adios, Toreadumbass!
 
 TEREZI
 It's not that I don't like you
 I'm just busy FLARPing
 And I am sick and tired
 Of my glasses flashing
 
 VRISKA
 So maybe I fucked up
 By forcing you off a cliff
 Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
 Tonight I won't worry 'bout that
 'Cause I'll be FLARPing
 
 TEREZI + VRISKA
 Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
 I don't wanna think anymore
 
 TEREZI
 I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
 
 TEREZI + VRISKA
 Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
 I don't wanna talk anymore
 
 VRISKA
 I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
 
 TEREZI + VRISKA
 Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
 I don't wanna think anymore
 
 TEREZI
 I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board
 
 TEREZI + VRISKA
 Stop Trolling, stop Trolling
 I don't wanna talk anymore
 
 VRISKA
 I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board
 
 TEREZI + (VRISKA)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
 
 TEREZI
 Stop trying to chat with me
 
 TEREZI + (VRISKA)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
 
 TEREZI
 I'm busy
 
 TEREZI + (VRISKA)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
 
 VRISKA
 Stop trying to guilt me
 
 TEREZI + (VRISKA)
 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh)
 
 You can Troll if you want
 But I won't answer
 I am too busy for Trollian
 'Cause I'm out on a roll
 And I'm killin' the Trolls
 I am too busy for Trollian
 You can Troll if you want
 But I won't answer
 I am too busy for Trollian
 'Cause I'm out on a roll
 And I'm killin' the Trolls
 I am too busy for Trollian
 
 My Trollian
 My-my-my Trollian
 'Cause I'm out on a roll
 And I'm killin' the Trolls
 I am too busy for Trollian
 My Trollian
 My-my-my Trollian
 'Cause I'm out on a roll
 And I'm killin' the Trolls
 I am too busy for Trollian
 
 VRISKA: Fly, Pupa! Fly!!!
 
 
 
 *MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU*
 by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros)
 written by Eniteris, with edits by Fawn
 
 VRISKA
 Let's get down to business
 To rescue Skaia
 Why's my client Tavros
 And server Kanaya?
 You're the saddest troll
 I ever met
 But you can bet
 Before I'm through
 Tavros, I'll make a man
 out of you
 
 Cruel as the spider
 That's where you'll begin
 Once you find your power
 Tear imps limb from limb
 You're a legless, pale
 Pathetic grub
 And you haven't got a clue
 Somehow I'll make a man
 Out of you
 
 TAVROS
 I'm never gonna climb these stairs!
 I never was a real good FLARPer.
 It isn't my fault that I can't use two limbs!
 Vriska, stop shaking my chair!
 
 VRISKA
 Kanaya put down the load-gaper!
 Now I really will actually help him!
 
 TAVROS
 Be a man
 
 VRISKA
 You must be swift as the cavalreapers
 
 TAVROS
 Be a man
 
 VRISKA
 With all the force of a great sky whale
 
 TAVROS
 Be a man
 
 VRISKA
 With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
 Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
 
 Time is racing toward us
 'Til the meteors impact
 Heed my every order
 and you'll stay on track
 You're unsuited for
 this game of Sgrub
 So here is the code:
 PSHOOOES
 How can I make a man out of you?
 
 TAVROS
 Be a man
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 You must be swift as the cavalreapers
 
 TAVROS
 Be a man
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 With all the force of a great sky whale
 
 TAVROS
 Be a man
 
 TAVROS + VRISKA
 With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators
 
 VRISKA
 Mysterious as the dark side of the veil
 
 TAVROS
 Pupa Pan
 
 VRISKA
 You must be swift as the young boy-skylark
 
 TAVROS
 Pupa Pan
 
 VRISKA
 With all the force of a pirate's gun
 
 TAVROS
 Pupa Pan
 
 VRISKA
 With all the treasure beneath the X mark
 Come on Tavros, our adventure's just begun!
 
 
 
 *OOGIE BOOGIE VRISKA*
 by Fawn (Vriska) with Teleharmonic (Tavros)
 written by Fawn and Zigkirby
 
 VRISKA
 Well well well
 What have we here?
 Pupa Pan, huh?
 Oh, how exciting!
 So you finally showed up to face your Denizen...
 Ha ha ha ha!
 You're joking, you're joking,
 I can't believe my eye!
 I can't believe you fell for that!
 This must be the right guy
 He's flighty--he's handsome
 I don't know which is worse
 I'd go and get my pail now
 But I might die laughing first!
 
 Welcome to my spider's lair
 In the heart of my land
 You'd better pay attention now
 'Cause it's Pupa's Last Stand
 Have you misplaced your shadow?
 You'll find it, so don't quit!
 It's been under you this whole time,
 You stupid sack of shit!
 Whooaaaa
 
 IMPS
 Whoaaa
 
 VRISKA
 Whoaaa
 
 IMPS
 Whoaaa
 
 VRISKA
 Whoaaa
 
 IMPS
 Whoaaa
 
 VRISKA + IMPS
 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
 
 VRISKA
 Well I'm feeling antsy
 And there's everything to do
 I may just puff a special batch
 Of stardust just for you
 And I'll tell you what it does
 I'll explain it real concise
 If you want to fly, you'll kiss me now!
 Ain't I just so nice
 
 IMPS
 Whoaaa
 
 VRISKA
 Whoaaa
 
 IMPS
 Whoaaa
 
 VRISKA
 Whoaaaaa
 
 IMPS
 Whoaaa
 
 VRISKA
 Yeah...
 
 VRISKA + IMPS
 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan
 
 TAVROS
 Release me please, or you will face
 The wrath of RUFIO!
 I mean, like, if he were real
 He'd save me from you, Weirdo
 
 VRISKA
 WHAT?!
 You're joking! You're joking!
 I don't believe this shit!
 I go through all this elaborate work
 For a dumb response like this?!
 You're cruel! You're evil!
 You're really a deadweight!
 And now, WITHOUT your permission
 I'm going to manipulate.
 
 TAVROS: Uhhh, What are you going to do--whoaaaaaa!
 VRISKA: I'm going to give you some happy thoughts! Ahahahaha! Oooooh! Dance around a bit, Tavros! Now jump up in the air! Now do it again. Oh, ha!
 TAVROS: Vriska, what are you doing?
 VRISKA: Something I've always wanted to do.
 
 Hearing your panicked voice to me
 Is music in the air
 'Cause I'm a selfish lady, Pan,
 You know I don't play fair!
 It's much more fun, I must confess
 When SANITY is on the line
 Not mine, of course
 But yours, Tavros?
 Now that'd be just fine.
 
 TAVROS
 Please stop this now or I can call
 The others here to make you stop
 
 VRISKA
 Oh Pupa, you're something
 You're tangled in my web
 I don't think that you understand
 You stupid dunderhead!
 Don't struggle, you'll have fun
 There's no need to despair
 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, baby
 And you ain't goin' nowhere....
 
 
 
 *TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME*
 by Fawn (Vriska) and Red Pen (Terezi)
 written by Zigkirby, Red Pen, and Fawn
 
 VRISKA
 Every single game
 I walk through the gate.
 I hear people say: "Serket so great"
 Ever since sweep 3
 Everybody stares at me
 Boys, girls, I can't help it baby
 So be kind, and don't lose your mind
 Just remember that I'm your ally.
 
 Take me for what I am
 Who I was meant to be
 And if you give a damn
 Take me baby,
 Or leave me
 
 Take me or leave me
 
 A spider with no lair
 Can never catch her prey
 To FLARP you need a pair
 Baby, so let's play
 You are the one I choose
 They'd kill to fill our red shoes
 You loved to kill people too, Sister
 So let's game, but don't you complain, saying
 "If you kill, you can't be my, my, my Sister"
 
 Take me for what I am
 Who I was meant to be
 And if you give a damn
 Take me baby or leave me
 
 No way, can I be what I'm not
 But hey, I'm badass AND I'm hot!
 Don't fight, in FLARP I am your twin
 Cause every game, who helps you win?
 Who?
 Who helps you win?
 (spoken) Kiss, Pookie
 
 TEREZI
 It won't work
 Made this mistake before
 I love justice and penalty
 Don't trust you anymore, baby
 No not me
 Yes, I quit.
 you're to blame
 I hate you but I love the game.
 How to corral my immoral baby?
 Sure I'm blind but I don't change my mind
 You level-grind but you won't find
 Your Scourge Sister, baby.
 
 Take me for what I am
 
 VRISKA
 (A blind tree girl)
 
 TEREZI
 Who I was meant to be
 
 VRISKA
 (Full of highfalutin' morals)
 
 TEREZI
 And if you give a damn
 
 VRISKA
 (And fancy reservations)
 
 TEREZI
 Take me baby or leave me
 
 VRISKA
 (A killer's a killer!)
 
 VRISKA + TEREZI
 That's it
 
 TEREZI
 I know you won't play fair
 
 VRISKA + TEREZI
 I quit
 
 TEREZI
 So get out of my hair
 
 VRISKA + TEREZI
 Sister
 
 VRISKA
 What is it about you?
 
 VRISKA + TEREZI
 Can't play with you or without you
 Take me for what I am
 
 TEREZI
 Who I was meant to be
 
 VRISKA
 Who I was meant to be
 And if you give a damn
 
 TEREZI
 And if you give a damn then
 Take me baby, or leave me
 
 VRISKA
 Take me baby, take me or leave me
 
 VRISKA + TEREZI
 Take me baby or leave me
 (spoken) Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone!
 
 
 
 *FEED ME, VRISKA (GIT IT)*
 by Fawn (Vriska and Spidermom)
 written by Derp, with edits and additional dialogue by Fawn
 
 SPIDERMOM: Feed me...
 VRISKA: ...I beg your pardon?
 SPIDERMOM: Feed me.
 VRISKA: I can't feed you anymore!! Their spirits come back!
 SPIDERMOM: Feed me, Serket, and FEED ME NOW!
 VRISKA: I-I can't!
 SPIDERMOM: But I'm STARVING!
 VRISKA: Look, maybe I can give you some of my blood?
 SPIDERMOM: More.... More! MORE!
 VRISKA: There isn't any more! What do you want me to do, cut off my arm and feed it to you?
 SPIDERMOM: Aaah!
 VRISKA: ...look, I've got an idea. I'll go down to Equius' and pick you up a nice chopped musclebeast--
 SPIDERMOM: Must be troll...
 VRISKA: Mom, I can't--
 SPIDERMOM: Must be fresh...
 VRISKA: You know that isn't possible!
 
 SPIDERMOM
 Feed me!
 
 VRISKA
 Does it have to be Troll?
 
 SPIDERMOM
 Feed me!
 
 VRISKA
 Does it have to be live?
 
 SPIDERMOM
 Feed me!
 
 VRISKA
 How do I stop them from haunting me?!
 
 SPIDERMOM
 Feed me, Vriska
 Feed me all night long
 That's right, Guuurl
 You can do it!
 Feed me, Vriska
 Feed me all night long
 Hahaha
 'Cause if you feed me, Vriska
 I can raise you big and strooonng
 
 VRISKA: No, I can't do it, Mom. I can't do it without them haunting me!
 SPIDERMOM: It'll be worth your while.
 VRISKA: ...what? How?
 SPIDERMOM: You think the praise is all a coincidence? When you kill, you prove that you're the BEST FLARPer!
 VRISKA: ...look, I don't have to listen to you. You're JUST a Lusus, and I'm too old to be nannied by you!
 SPIDERMOM: So what, you're better than me now? I'll eat no matter what, Vriska. Whether you agree to bring me food or not.
 VRISKA: ...you wouldn't....
 SPIDERMOM: So by helping me, you're really helping yourself.
 
 Would you like s'more red shoes?
 Or an auspistice to keep tracka you?
 How about bidding your fears adieu?
 You gonna git it.
 (spoken) If you want it.
 
 Would you like to FLARP every day
 Just like Mindfang, gettin' to slay
 Just give your spider momma some pray
 You gonna git it.
 
 I'm your Lusus, I'm your friend
 I am willing slave.
 Take a chance, just feed me and
 You know the kinda eats,
 The kinda rainbow treats
 The kinda sticky licky sweets
 I crave!
 
 Come on, Vriska, don't be a putz
 Your life can be greater than a purple blood's
 Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts
 And you'll git it
 
 VRISKA
 I don't know.... I don't know!
 I have so, so many strong reservations
 Should I go and perform ... mutilations?
 (spoken) ...again.
 
 SPIDERMOM
 You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me.
 Come on, girl, what will it be?
 Loot?
 Fame?
 Getting all of the levels?
 What about your quadrants?
 Think it over.
 There must be someone you can kill
 To make me some LUNCH!
 
 Think about a kismesis
 Getting meddled by an auspistice
 You'll fill pails my little miss
 And you'll git it
 Ahh-hah!
 
 VRISKA
 Gee I'd like some Pchooos,
 Flying around and I do what I choose,
 Make that brown blood cry as I cruise
 
 SPIDERMOM
 So go git it!
 If you wanna be profound
 And you really gotta justify
 Take a breath and look around
 A lot of folks deserve to die
 
 VRISKA: WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECOND. That might be true. But their ghosts won't stop haunting me! I-I can't feed you without Aradia sicking them on me. In case you didn't know, that's really unpleasant!
 SPIDERMOM: Well, sure. If you have a conscience.
 VRISKA: It's not just about conscience! It's.... I can't do anything without her getting in the way!
 SPIDERMOM: But what if you kill her?
 VRISKA: ...no, she's too smart to get fed to you.
 SPIDERMOM: Who said she had to get fed...? With her gone, you can feed me as many Trolls as you'd like....
 
 VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
 If you want a rationale
 That is what you need right? (yeah yeah yeah)
 Stop and think it over, gal
 That chick will be ashes tonight!
 That chick will be ashes tonight!
 That chick will be ashes tonight!
 
 VRISKA
 She's so nasty, treating me rough!
 
 SPIDERMOM
 Summoning ghosts and talking so tough
 
 VRISKA
 You need blood and we'll get more than enough
 
 SPIDERMOM
 I need blood and we'll get more than enough
 
 VRISKA + SPIDERMOM
 We need blood and we'll get more than enough!
 
 SPIDERMOM
 (spoken) So ... go git her....
 
 
 
 *STARS AND THE MOONS*
 by Fawn (Vriska)
 written by Fawn with assistance from Zigkirby and Kuraiou
 
 VRISKA
 I met a Troll who was obsessed with Pupa Pan
 Who despite all the odds would always wear a smile.
 I met a Troll who at the face of danger ran
 Who would barely respond at my attempts to rile.
 I tortured him, so when I tried to kiss him
 He got scared and he pushed me away
 So it took him a while just to say:
 
 “I’ll give you stars and the moons and we'll FLARP together
 And I'll help you get all the loot
 We'll get all of the levels from the trials we weather
 And we'll have lots of fun to boot.
 Even though I know I’m not strong I think you can teach me
 I promise that I won’t, uh, whine.”
 And I said: "Tavros?
 Just grow a fucking spine."
 
 I met a Troll who was a dweller of the sea
 Who wanted to kill all landdwellers on a whim.
 I met a troll who's more theatrical than me
 Who asked if I would like to FLARP some more with him
 Though I said sure, as time went on I grew bored
 So I quit before things got too bland
 And he whined: "But I don't understand
 
 I'll givve you stars and the moons and hatred abound
 A bloody rivver beneath our fleet
 And for your lusus I'll get fresh troll meat by the pound
 In a campaign that can't be beat
 I'll be the hottest iron in your fire, so just tell me
 How I can keep you wwith me"
 And I said: "Eridan?
 Go cry to Feferi."
 
 I met a boy from the universe that we made
 A pretty derpy kid who walked a path of hope
 I met a boy in the Land of Wind and Shade
 It's my job to make him a bit less of a dope
 So I guess I'll just manipulate him
 If I flirt, I'll control what he thinks
 But I guess should click on these links....
 
 It's a clip of Nick Cage from the movie Con Air
 He's the hottest man I've ever seen
 He's in a blood-stained wifebeater and has greasy hair
 And the sweat gives his skin a sheen
 And he is soulfully standing there holding a bunny
 I think that I may just swoon!
 
 And I thought: "Oh my"
 Guess found my mate!
 So I made my shrine
 But since Earth was gone
 He'd already died
 I was all alone
 And I couldn't dream
 I sat in the lab
 In this universe
 And I thought: "My God
 I’ll never have the Moons."