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+    "Your Girlfriend's Face"
 
 So I've taken a contract out on you
 I have hired a hit man to do what they do
 He will do his best to do his worst
 After he's messed up your girlfriend first
 
 I said he'll do his worst
 To your girlfriend first
 
 Cause I've hired a fixer for her too
 For stealing my lover and making me blue
 They'll have to hose off your trysting place
 After he blows off your girlfriend's face
 
 I want the whole bloody place
 [Wet/Wed] with your girlfriend's face
 
 So I've taken a contract out on y'all
 For making me feel infinitely small
 In the evenings I've devised your death
 Being buried alive on crystal meth
 
 Baby, I give you death
 Bye bye bye crystal meth
 
     "Andrew in Drag"
 
 A pity she does not exist
 A shame he's not a fag
 The only girl I ever loved
 Was Andrew in Drag
 
 There is no hope of love for me
 From here on I go stag
 The only girl I'll ever love
 Is Andrew in Drag
 
 Andrew in Drag, Andrew in Drag
 Andrew in Drag, yeah
 
 I don't know why I even went
 It's really not my bag
 Just thought it might be funny
 To see Andrew in Drag
 
 The moment he walked on the stage
 My tail began to wag
 Wag like a little weiner dog
 For Andrew in Drag
 
 Andrew in Drag, Andrew in Drag
 Andrew in Drag, yeah
 
 I've always been a ladies' man
 And I don't have to brag
 But I've become a momma's boy
 For Andrew in Drag
 
 I'd sign away my trust fund
 I would even sell the Jag
 If I could spend my misspent youth
 With Andrew in Drag
 
 Andrew in Drag, Andrew in Drag
 Andrew in Drag, yeah
 
 So stick him a dress
 And he's the only boy I'd shag
 The only boy I'd anything
 Is Andrew in Drag
 
 I'll never see that girl again
 He did it as a gag
 I'll pine away forevermore
 For Andrew in Drag
 
 
     "God Wants Us to Wait"
 
 I think I know what you would like us to do
 When we have children let's have seventy-two
 Until then we must be resigned to our fate
 I love you baby but God wants us to wait
 
 I guess it's true I should have told you before
 And not have waited 'til we're nude on the floor
 Though it would be the perfect end to our date
 I love you baby but God wants us to wait
 
 Now you might to kiss the dew on my [hen]
 But when male and female create it heathen[]
 Our lord intended us forever to mate
 I love you baby but God wants us to wait
 
 Despite my beauty and the scent of jasmine
 Could you be happy in the knowledge of sin?
 Although it may not be a crime in our state
 I love you baby but God wants us to wait
 
 How much more wonderful to anticipate!
 I love you baby but God wants us to wait
 
     "Born For Love"
 
 Hey little cutie
 I was born for love
 Can't count the chains
 I have worn for love
 
 Killed three men in one
 Cutie, born for love
 But I won't mind if you just take me home
 
 Hey little darling
 I was made for love
 Got down on my knees
 And I prayed for love
 
 Crawled from [Tongatu]
 And I wait for love
 But I won't mind if you just take me home
 
 I know you've been lonely and misunderstood
 But I'm yours for the asking for now or for good
 If you want me to leave you just give me a shove
 But you won't because I was born for love
 
 Hey little cutie
 I was born for love
 Can't count the chains
 I have worn for love
 
 Killed three men in one
 Cutie, born for love
 But I won't mind if you just take me home
 
 
     "I'd Go Anywhere with Hugh"
 
 I'd go anywhere with Hugh
 Hugh's the kind of boy I take to
 Mother of God, if he only knew
 I'd go anywhere with Hugh
 
 I'd do anything for him
 Sacrebleu when the lights are dim
 I'd entertain each and every whim
 I'd do anything for him
 
 I love Hugh and Hugh loves you
 You love me and he does not
 I don't love you, you don't love Hugh
 What a sad gavotte!
 
 Hugh'd go anywhere with you
 Hugh would take you to Timbuktu
 You would do anything for me
 And I'd go anywhere with Hugh
 ..who'd do anything for you
 ..who'd go anywhere with you
 ..I'd do anything for Hugh
 ..who'd go anywhere with you
 
 
     "Infatuation (With Your Gyration)"
 
 Infatuation
 With your gyration
 That's my fixation
 I'm infatuated with you
 infatuated with you
 
 Bumping to the thumping
 Jumping to the pumping
 Leaping to the beeping
 thing on the dancefloor
 
 Thumping to the pumping
 Bumping to the jumping
 Beeping to the leaping
 thing on the dancefloor
 
 Infatuation
 With your gyration
 That's my fixation
 I'm infatuated with you
 infatuated with you
 
 Infatuation
 With your gyration
 That's my fixation
 I'm infatuated with you
 infatuated with you
 
 Bumping to the thumping
 Jumping to the pumping
 Leaping to the beeping
 thing on the dancefloor
 
 Thumping to the pumping
 Bumping to the jumping
 Beeping to the leaping
 thing on the dancefloor
 
 Infatuation
 With your gyration
 That's my fixation
 I'm infatuated with you
 infatuated with you
 Infatuation
 
 
     "The Only Boy in Town"
 
 Oh if only you were the only boy in town
 For then I could not play the field and let you down
 
 I would not go half mad for each passing lad
 With eyes of blue, green, grey or brown
 No, if only you were only boy in town
 
 Oh if only you were the only boy in France
 Our life would not be like one long, long, long seance
 
 I think I would endeavor to love you forever
 Instead of only for the nonce
 If if only you were the only boy in France
 
 With the only boy in town
 With the only available male
 In the loneliest possible world
 There would be no daily betrayal
 
 Oh if only you were the only boy alive
 And I were the Queen of our small, small, small beehive
 
 Though more pricks than a cactus may always distract us
 Would they take up all my sex drive?
 Not not not if you were the only boy alive
 
 Oh if only you were the only boy in town
 Oh if only you were the only boy in France
 
 
 
     "The Machine in Your Hand"
 
 I want to be the machine in your hand and go wherever you go
 Your every touch would be my command and I wouldn't be so slow
 We'd be together in wonderland and I'd light you with my glow
 I want to be the machine in your hand and go wherever you go
 
 I don't know why I love you
 You're not really a person
 More a gadget with meat stuck to it
 I see less and less of you
 As you worsen and worsen
 I think you'll disappear
 And through it no doubt you're just ahead of the curve
 I only wish that I had the nerve to say:
 
 I want to be the machine in your hand and go wherever you go
 Your every touch would be my command and I wouldn't be so slow
 We'd be together in wonderland and I'd light you with my glow
 I want to be the machine in your hand and go wherever you go
 
 You can hold me for hours
 Wouldn't that be terrific?
 We can feel a connection growing
 I'll have magical powers
 Only they're scientific
 You and I will become all-knowing
 Such a machine, what would it be worth?
 Stick with me kid, we'll conquer the earth
 
 I want to be the machine in your hand and go wherever you go
 Your every touch would be my command and I wouldn't be so slow
 We'd be together in wonderland and I'd light you with my glow
 I want to be the machine in your hand and go wherever you go
 
     "Goin' Back to the Country"
 
 I'm goin' back to the country
 City life's too slow
 I'm sick of that 120bpm punk and disco
 I'm doing a 180
 Break out the fiddle tunes
 I'm still that barefoot lady howling up at full moons
 
 And I'm gonna fly back to Wyoming
 And nevermore my friends all go a'roaming
 I'm gonna fly back to Laramie
 Let Laramie take care of me 'til they bury me
 
 I'm goin' back to the country
 The big city's too small
 I don't need more than one tree house but there's none at all
 I'm hanging up the tyre swing
 A hammock in the yard
 I'll hear an angel choir sing as I [wing country word]
 
 And I'm gonna find me a country boy
 And have a couple of country kids, LeAnn and Leroy
 And we're gonna wind down those country roads
 And sing and play the dulcimer 'til this world explodes
 
     "I've Run Away to Join the Fairies"
 
 I've run away to join the fairies
 This mortal world has lost its charms
 I'll be a flower for their garden
 Never to hold you in my arms
 
 They will enchant me and enslave me
 And make of me their fool for fun
 Upon my head they'll place an [acid/asset]
 More or less as you've always done
 
 I loved you like I was your baby
 Although you couldn't even fly
 And though you held no eldritch secrets
 All too enthralled to you was I
 
 In yonder forest grows a toadstool
 To make the mind of man grow small
 They will mistake me for their changeling
 I wasn't human after all
 
     "The Horrible Party"
 
 Take me away from this horrible party
 And let me get home to Mother
 Don't make me stay at this horrible party
 I'll never go to another
 
 People are shedding their inhibitions and their clothes
 Many are sprawled on divans painting each other's toes
 Everyone seems to be stuffing something up his nose
 The player piano is tinkling, anything goes
 again and again
 
 Deliver me from this horrible party
 And I will give you some money
 Why oh why are we at this horrible party
 And I don't see what's so funny
 
 Here in the darkness no Heather too, only two holes
 People are using the slang they picked up from the proles
 Everyone's finding new uses for muffs and mink stoles
 And anything goes, goes again, have they no other rules?
 
 Some plastic surgeon's done terrible things to poor Jane
 Making her terrifically popular, men are insane
 "Anything goes" is the motto in endless refrain
 My dear, it was heaven until they ran out of champagne
 
 
     "My Husband's Pied-a-Terre"
 
 I know of a groovy place
 Where every girl of every race
 Age and bra size and IQ
 Goes when she feels broke or blue
 
 It's a place more women stare
 [And though what you see hair]
 Go there once you get the key
 So every girl's been there but me
 
 [Where's a mink scared minks to wear]
 Why, my husband's pied-à-terre!
 [Into drinks, you, ]facial hair
 That's my husband's pied-à-terre
 
 Every alley cat in town
 Knows my husband's flat in town
 Better get your derrière
 To my husband's pied-à-terre
 Love is in the very air
 Of my husband's pied-à-terre
 
 I understand the latest fad
 Is my husband's batchelor pad
 All the classes may go there
 At my husband's pied-à-terre
 There is not one single chair
 In my husband's pied-à-terre
 
 When I [proin] this loony bin
 I am going to do him in.
 
     "I Don't Like Your Tone"
 
 You sigh that I should try your love
 I'll never be alone
 If you are true you coo my dove
 But I don't like your tone
 
 You were you were [her further just]
 A child but now you're grown
 You hiss that this is bliss not lust
 But I don't like your tone
 
 What's with all this purring?
 Are you a cat?
 Why are we whispering?
 Love's not like that
 
 When near my ear how clear you make
 Your so-called feelings known
 It's queer, my dear, I fear heartbreak
 But I don't like your tone
 
 
     "Quick!"
 
 You'd better think of something quick before I don't love you no more
 Quick before I walk out that door
 Quick before it all ends in jeers
 What a waste of all those beers
 
 
 You'd better think of something quick because my suitcase is packed
 Quick because I'm through being attacked
 Are you really prepared to lose
 All this just to air your views?
 
 We're on the brink of something
 Get me a drink of something
 Quick, between your outrageous remarks
 Like the mating calls of sarcastic sharks
 Quick, before you can't take that back
 Just before it all goes whack
 
 
 You'd better think of something quick before the midnight bell chimes
 You're living in dangerous times
 Torture me for your amusement
 Ah, but who will pay the rent?
 
 who will pay the rent?
 who will pay the rent?
 who will pay the rent?
 who will pay the rent?
 
 
 
     "All She Cares About Is Mariachi"
 
 You want to light your flame in her hibachi
 Well brother, I can tell you in advance
 That all she cares about is mariachi
 And all she ever wants to do is dance
 
 Go there and wear your hair like Liberace
 Go wear some freakish fragrance fresh from France
 Friend, all she cares about is mariachi
 And all she ever wants to do is dance
 
 So go ahead and hire Saachi & Saachi
 To advertise the sausage in your pants
 But all she cares about is mariachi
 And all she ever wants to do is dance