Dannyb is love, Dannyb is life

I was only 25 years old. I loved dannyb so much, I watched all his streams and runs. I pray to dannyb every night before bed, thanking him for the strats I have been given. "dannyb is love" I say. "dannyb is life". Jethro hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to dannyb. I called him a cunt. He gives me missed splits and sends me to stop streaming. I'm crying now, and I can't hold ESS position. I lay in the red, the timeloss is real. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me, it's dannyb. He wispers to my ear, "this run will PB". He grabs me with his power button mashing hands and puts me in the green. I'm ready. I spread my knowledge for dannyb, he penetrates my strats. It hurts so much but I do it for dannyb. I can feel my analog stick in ESS position as my time starts to be saved. I push forward with his strats. I want to please dannyb. He roars a mighty roar as he fills me with his knowledge and strats. Jethro walks in. dannyb looks him straight in the eye and says, "it's a PB now". dannyb leaves the stream chat. dannyb is love, dannyb is life.