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  1. Remember when some pubbie sent Mittens an EVEmail about an unknown proposal.  The one Mittens forwarded to the entire alliance to laugh at, which lead to many of you trying making fun of this well meaning sender?
  2.  
  3. This Mail
  4. Spoiler
  5. Fw: A moment of your time.
  6. From: The Mittani
  7. Sent: 2014.02.06 06:26
  8. To: Goonswarm Federation,
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  13. A moment of your time.
  14. From: Losgarr
  15. Sent: 2014.02.06 04:13
  16. To: The Mittani
  17.  
  18. I would like to ask you a question on the topic of Goons owning eve.
  19.  
  20. I have a proposition for you if your interested.
  21.  
  22. Please convo me or send me a mail.
  23.  
  24. Thank you for your time.
  25.  
  26. Well it turns out this fine lad wanted the CFC's support for fighting PL.  They were sad that PL raised their rent three times and after a disagreement Grath pleasantly told them to get the fuck out.  After about 10 minutes of taking them seriously the red carpet was rolled out for me, an undercover middle man working on behalf of a shadow cartel of interested persons ready to take a stab at PL.  While many thought this was a bad joke, some believed an opportunity existed.  So I Scooter McCabe, 3rd year medical student from Johns Hopkins, was asked nicely to check up on them.  I explained in order to verify their claims there would be several stipulations.  First I had to audit them and be given roles in the executor corp.  Second I would need them to gather their carriers in one station as a certain jumping off point.  But what came next shocked me.  They were prepared to surrender all SOV to the CFC as a sign of goodwill and contribution to the war effort.
  27.  
  28. Nothing Wrong If Your The Only Interested Party Involved
  29.  
  30. Spoiler
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  35. ---------------------------------------------------------------
  36.  
  37.   Channel ID:      -56932320
  38.   Channel Name:    Private Chat (alone)
  39.   Listener:        Scooter McCabe
  40.   Session started: 2014.02.06 15:23:27
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  42.  
  43. [ 2014.02.06 15:23:29 ] Losgarr > o/
  44. [ 2014.02.06 15:23:51 ] Losgarr > Can I help you?
  45. [ 2014.02.06 15:24:31 ] Scooter McCabe > Hi how are you?
  46. [ 2014.02.06 15:24:40 ] Losgarr > Good, yourself?
  47. [ 2014.02.06 15:25:06 ] Scooter McCabe > I'm good, I'm making some inquiries about a certain mail by certain interested parties.
  48. [ 2014.02.06 15:25:27 ] Losgarr > I know of the mail.
  49. [ 2014.02.06 15:25:34 ] Losgarr > Im just going to be strait foward
  50. [ 2014.02.06 15:25:48 ] Scooter McCabe > Please do it would make my job easier.
  51. [ 2014.02.06 15:26:00 ] Losgarr > I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose, just cutting all the tip toeing around out.
  52. [ 2014.02.06 15:26:31 ] Losgarr > PL are Assholes and was wondering if Goons want to take advantage of an offer I have
  53. [ 2014.02.06 15:27:28 ] Scooter McCabe > Go on.
  54. [ 2014.02.06 15:27:36 ] Losgarr > Im no master spy or any of that shit. ~~
  55. [ 2014.02.06 15:27:57 ] Losgarr > PL are kicking out all sov holding renters of oasa and cobalt
  56. [ 2014.02.06 15:28:20 ] Losgarr > our rent went up 3x and its complete bullshit-
  57. [ 2014.02.06 15:29:00 ] Losgarr > Our systems arnt under Botland argeement and We are going to try to hold our systems aslong as we can and maybe get some kills
  58. [ 2014.02.06 15:29:25 ] Scooter McCabe > So where exactly would we come in.
  59. [ 2014.02.06 15:29:26 ] Losgarr > we arnt a big corp/alliance so If pl want to take systems by force they will used unsupported caps to do it.
  60. [ 2014.02.06 15:30:21 ] Scooter McCabe > Right and you want someone to counter drop them and fight alongside you.
  61. [ 2014.02.06 15:30:44 ] Losgarr > Easy Kills and its 10 systems in the middle of oasa. We will fight either way. If you want easy cap kills, and or have an easy foot hold in the middle of their renters.
  62. [ 2014.02.06 15:30:54 ] Losgarr > we will transfer sov if you want it
  63. [ 2014.02.06 15:31:11 ] Scooter McCabe > So I have to ask what position do you hold to make all these promises.
  64. [ 2014.02.06 15:32:12 ] Losgarr > PL want 30b by the end of the month, we will not pay this anyway.
  65. [ 2014.02.06 15:32:26 ] Losgarr > So if they want their systems they will have to take them
  66. [ 2014.02.06 15:33:00 ] Losgarr > Im the PVP Director for the alliance and we had a leadership meeting and decussed this already between us
  67. [ 2014.02.06 15:33:30 ] Scooter McCabe > Okay, so you enter alliance is behind this course of action.
  68. [ 2014.02.06 15:33:42 ] Losgarr > We are yes
  69. [ 2014.02.06 15:33:59 ] Scooter McCabe > How far are you prepared to go.
  70. [ 2014.02.06 15:35:22 ] Losgarr > We are fed up with PL's shit. They broke all agreements we had under EMP, trippled our rent and forcing us to give up sov. This space is lost to us either way. We want to burn the fields
  71. [ 2014.02.06 15:35:52 ] Losgarr > I can give you as much as we can give.
  72. [ 2014.02.06 15:36:36 ] Scooter McCabe > Well I have to take an account of your entire alliance.  Make sure there are as many as you say there are ready to fight.
  73. [ 2014.02.06 15:36:44 ] Scooter McCabe > Not just a few passionate partisans.
  74. [ 2014.02.06 15:38:04 ] Losgarr > We are not big. I can put together 20 domis and we have some caps mostly carriers. We cant handle this on our own. Not for long anyways. We are trying to grind will the end of the month~ March 1st~
  75. [ 2014.02.06 15:39:01 ] Scooter McCabe > Well if we came and helped you, you probably wouldn't lose your space.  We currently have cap dominance.  But our aid would certainly come with a number of stipulations.
  76. [ 2014.02.06 15:40:20 ] Scooter McCabe > 1.  We will assess your alliance before any aid is given.  I will personally audit your entire alliance. 2.  You would not act independently of us in military operations.3.  You will have an acting advisor within your alliance directorate to keep
  77. [ 2014.02.06 15:40:30 ] Scooter McCabe > to keep us abreast of whats going on inside the alliance.
  78. [ 2014.02.06 15:40:55 ] Losgarr > Stipulations can come in time. If your interested just say so. We can go from there in more formal disscusions.
  79. [ 2014.02.06 15:41:29 ] Scooter McCabe > Well the concern is you are just some water carrier for a PL political power play.
  80. [ 2014.02.06 15:41:49 ] Scooter McCabe > With the sole goal of dissolving BOTLRD.
  81. [ 2014.02.06 15:41:59 ] Scooter McCabe > Hence why you are dealing with me first.
  82. [ 2014.02.06 15:42:15 ] Scooter McCabe > And why these stipulations are non negotiable and immediate.
  83. [ 2014.02.06 15:43:02 ] Losgarr > I just ment, I dont like being formal in an eve convo. I can type shure but TS could be more usefull
  84. [ 2014.02.06 15:43:55 ] Losgarr > I can give you evry detail you want much quicker
  85. [ 2014.02.06 15:44:11 ] Scooter McCabe > I am more than happy to speak with you on TS, after you have met the stipulations.
  86. [ 2014.02.06 15:44:26 ] Scooter McCabe > Because my gut tells me you are on an errand for PL.
  87. [ 2014.02.06 15:45:15 ] Scooter McCabe > And my researchers tell me you are in fact covered under BOTLRD.
  88. [ 2014.02.06 15:45:29 ] Scooter McCabe > So its honesty time.
  89. [ 2014.02.06 15:45:33 ] Scooter McCabe > Once chance at this.
  90. [ 2014.02.06 15:45:39 ] Scooter McCabe > One*
  91. [ 2014.02.06 15:45:39 ] Losgarr > I will tell you Im not. But my word is not much to you. I will meet your stipulations
  92. [ 2014.02.06 15:45:56 ] Losgarr > Sorry~ I cant time fast and it makes me look im being quiet
  93. [ 2014.02.06 15:46:27 ] Losgarr > I myself have no contacts within PL
  94. [ 2014.02.06 15:46:28 ] Scooter McCabe > Very well.
  95. [ 2014.02.06 15:46:43 ] Losgarr > type fast*
  96. [ 2014.02.06 15:46:48 ] Scooter McCabe > Its fine.
  97. [ 2014.02.06 15:47:02 ] Scooter McCabe > I have years of practice writing medical journal entries.
  98. [ 2014.02.06 15:47:15 ] Scooter McCabe > So I myself may be a little fast.
  99. [ 2014.02.06 15:47:25 ] Losgarr > Im just starting my first year in buisness school. >.<
  100. [ 2014.02.06 15:48:02 ] Scooter McCabe > You have my sympathy, but the women getting MBAs were far better looking than my Med school program.
  101. [ 2014.02.06 15:48:41 ] Losgarr > Lol, but med school im shure pays more
  102. [ 2014.02.06 15:48:53 ] Scooter McCabe > After about 10 years yes.
  103. [ 2014.02.06 15:49:04 ] Scooter McCabe > The loans are insane.
  104. [ 2014.02.06 15:49:20 ] Losgarr > I could believe.
  105. [ 2014.02.06 15:49:32 ] Scooter McCabe > And I still drive my 93 Mitisubshi VR4 3000GT
  106. [ 2014.02.06 15:49:43 ] Scooter McCabe > not that i would give up my twin turbo
  107. [ 2014.02.06 15:49:57 ] Scooter McCabe > just saying not all docs drive mercs
  108. [ 2014.02.06 15:50:04 ] Scooter McCabe > but i digress
  109. [ 2014.02.06 15:50:19 ] Scooter McCabe > so now on to the stipulations
  110. [ 2014.02.06 15:50:32 ] Losgarr > Ready when you are.
  111. [ 2014.02.06 15:51:03 ] Scooter McCabe > i would like to place an alt in your spesifc corp, set him up with director roles do my audit and schedule a meeting tonight when the rest of your leadership is on
  112. [ 2014.02.06 15:52:01 ] Losgarr > Im shure that would be ok, Once we move all non-combat assets out and expence stuffs.
  113. [ 2014.02.06 15:52:30 ] Scooter McCabe > im sure you can move things on your own
  114. [ 2014.02.06 15:52:44 ] Losgarr > Witch we are doing as we speak
  115. [ 2014.02.06 15:52:49 ] Scooter McCabe > good
  116. [ 2014.02.06 15:53:06 ] Scooter McCabe > i will contact you with an alt shortly to apply and you can bring him in
  117.  
  118. How could I say no.  Well actually I had to tread carefully at this point because of the parties involved.  Namely not violating BOTLRD, causing World War III with PL, and having to answer a lot of questions from an enraged directorate.  So I appraised two people of the situation, obviously Mittens and my CEO Roland Hova.  Roland thought I was in the clear but said get the okay from Mittens to do this.  The green light came and I had permission to torch away an entire alliance and damn them to obscurity and most likely Hi Sec.
  119.  
  120. So we were all set to transfer SOV and give me control of the executor corp at 10pm EST.  That's when tragedy struck, the shadow of Black OPs fell upon one their panic evacing jump freighters.  So I had to spend then next 30 minutes on voice comms getting the marks to chill the fuck out.  Which they did after promises of prompt compensation that were to never come.  So I received control over 10 systems stations and all.  Sadly the CEO had just paid rent so I was going to have to get my 30 billion I had projected from this scam another way.
  121.  
  122. So during this time PL was informed of what I was doing.  And they were rather pleased we had no intention of keeping the SOV.  So they wanted me to unanchor all the IHUBs and TCUs and for my trouble I'd pick up 4 billion.  How could I say no?
  123.  
  124. So I had a little trouble finding the IHUBs until the mark politely gave me a list so I could start putting in CFC IHUBs.  After a lifetime of flying around in a Velator and unanchoring all the things my bloody task was done.  So now the time came to announce the charade was over.  First I renamed J-D and W5- to some family friendly names.  Then I announced over comms to the alliance CEO I had locked up all his stations and none of his members could get out, or get their caps out.  I proposed a modest 30 billion ransom since he just paid SOV bills for me.  The response included his claim that he needed to take his BP meds and lie down, and kicking me off TS with only the best message ever.  Namely because I raised his hopes about some massive insurrection in PL, a SOV bill and a 30 billion ransom demand.
  125.  
  126. Quote
  127. <04:50:56> You were kicked from the server by "Brante Sletkia" (thanks for killing my eve)
  128.  
  129.  
  130.  
  131. The End Game Conversation
  132.  
  133. Spoiler
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  138. ---------------------------------------------------------------
  139.  
  140.   Channel ID:      -56958646
  141.   Channel Name:    Group Chat (Losgarr, Brante Sletkia)
  142.   Listener:        CareBear Killer Jones
  143.   Session started: 2014.02.07 06:41:44
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  145.  
  146. [ 2014.02.07 06:42:41 ] CareBear Killer Jones > brante i just got told to tell you not to forget the ihubs
  147. [ 2014.02.07 06:46:36 ] Brante Sletkia > ihubs automatically are under you after tcu transfer
  148. [ 2014.02.07 06:50:08 ] CareBear Killer Jones > so you want do this after 1 eve time tomorrow for the kick off
  149. [ 2014.02.07 06:50:37 ] Brante Sletkia > sounds good
  150. [ 2014.02.07 06:50:45 ] Brante Sletkia > 0100 tomorrow night
  151. [ 2014.02.07 06:50:56 ] Brante Sletkia > errr...0200 i will be home and ready
  152. [ 2014.02.07 06:51:03 ] Brante Sletkia > i get off work at 0100
  153. [ 2014.02.07 07:04:37 ] CareBear Killer Jones > cool
  154. [ 2014.02.07 07:04:43 ] CareBear Killer Jones > i have a late seminar anyways
  155. [ 2014.02.07 07:08:50 ] Brante Sletkia > cool cool
  156. [ 2014.02.07 07:10:36 ] Brante Sletkia > afk bio time
  157. [ 2014.02.07 07:14:10 ] Brante Sletkia > back
  158. [ 2014.02.07 07:14:25 ] CareBear Killer Jones > cool
  159. [ 2014.02.07 07:15:02 ] CareBear Killer Jones > tomorrow PL will suddenly see CFC Sov in these systems and grath will shit a brick
  160. [ 2014.02.07 07:16:48 ] Brante Sletkia > LMFAO
  161. [ 2014.02.07 07:16:54 ] Brante Sletkia > id love to see the look on his face
  162. [ 2014.02.07 07:17:55 ] CareBear Killer Jones > well im going to get some people to start moving ihubs in
  163. [ 2014.02.07 07:18:07 ] Brante Sletkia > kk
  164. [ 2014.02.07 07:18:23 ] CareBear Killer Jones > do you have a list of where the current ihubs are
  165. [ 2014.02.07 07:18:28 ] Brante Sletkia > i do
  166. [ 2014.02.07 07:18:36 ] CareBear Killer Jones > could you send them to me
  167. [ 2014.02.07 07:19:11 ] bandit773 > 5JEZ-I    1J-D5U7    10JXQJ-B    2H-MHWF    11PND-SI    7SON-TW    1V-X0KM    1W5-VBR    1XXZ-3W    2Y-770C    1.
  168. [ 2014.02.07 07:19:44 ] CareBear Killer Jones > k ill get that off to the "welcoming comittee"
  169. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:19 ] Brante Sletkia > if starfire eden leaves alliance now...
  170. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:28 ] Brante Sletkia > and joins them is that the soonest it can change over
  171. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:34 ] Brante Sletkia > or can they do it sooner?
  172. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:41 ] CareBear Killer Jones > sooner if we swap hubs
  173. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:46 ] Brante Sletkia > ahhh
  174. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:47 ] Brante Sletkia > nice
  175. [ 2014.02.07 07:20:59 ] Brante Sletkia > unanchor pick up reanchor
  176. [ 2014.02.07 07:21:08 ] CareBear Killer Jones > pretty much
  177. [ 2014.02.07 07:22:23 ] Brante Sletkia > that bot exec is trying to convo rebekah
  178. [ 2014.02.07 07:23:00 ] CareBear Killer Jones > um just logg off
  179. [ 2014.02.07 07:23:07 ] CareBear Killer Jones > go dark
  180. [ 2014.02.07 07:23:11 ] CareBear Killer Jones > like its bed time
  181. [ 2014.02.07 07:23:26 ] Brante Sletkia > yep
  182. [ 2014.02.07 07:23:55 ] CareBear Killer Jones > if they know its brantes alt i would probably go 100% dark
  183. [ 2014.02.07 07:24:32 ] Brante Sletkia > not too many people know all my alts...
  184. [ 2014.02.07 07:24:33 ] Brante Sletkia > lol
  185. [ 2014.02.07 07:24:55 ] Brante Sletkia > i have 17 accounts in corp alone...
  186. [ 2014.02.07 07:25:03 ] CareBear Killer Jones > okay
  187. [ 2014.02.07 07:25:04 ] CareBear Killer Jones > wow
  188. [ 2014.02.07 07:25:39 ] Brante Sletkia > only 2 i have outside of corp are brand new accounts last month still doing their training arcs in high sec
  189. [ 2014.02.07 07:25:41 ] Brante Sletkia > lol
  190. [ 2014.02.07 07:37:34 ] CareBear Killer Jones > ha
  191. [ 2014.02.07 07:37:35 ] CareBear Killer Jones > nice
  192. [ 2014.02.07 07:39:21 ] Brante Sletkia > uh something funny happen?
  193. [ 2014.02.07 07:39:27 ] Brante Sletkia > lol
  194. [ 2014.02.07 07:40:04 ] CareBear Killer Jones > apparently im not the only person talking to unhappy renters ready to strike back tonight
  195. [ 2014.02.07 07:40:22 ] CareBear Killer Jones > so tomorrow there is going to be a full on revolt apparently
  196. [ 2014.02.07 07:43:50 ] Brante Sletkia > lol
  197. [ 2014.02.07 07:43:51 ] Brante Sletkia > nice
  198. [ 2014.02.07 08:09:49 ] CareBear Killer Jones > hey you awake
  199. [ 2014.02.07 08:09:58 ] CareBear Killer Jones > xxz is not under our control
  200. [ 2014.02.07 09:51:35 ] CareBear Killer Jones > brante
  201. [ 2014.02.07 09:51:45 ] Brante Sletkia > yeah
  202. [ 2014.02.07 09:51:53 ] CareBear Killer Jones > contract time
  203. [ 2014.02.07 09:52:20 ] Brante Sletkia > i need to go to bed my blood pressure is through the roog
  204. [ 2014.02.07 09:52:32 ] Brante Sletkia > can we please do the contract tomorrow so i can speak to my members personally
  205. [ 2014.02.07 09:52:46 ] CareBear Killer Jones > okay then im going to close up the station and your peeps will die outside and the invasion starts now
  206. [ 2014.02.07 09:53:18 ] Brante Sletkia > can we please do the contract tomorrow
  207. [ 2014.02.07 09:53:23 ] CareBear Killer Jones > no
  208. [ 2014.02.07 09:53:28 ] Brante Sletkia > and i will give it to you?
  209. [ 2014.02.07 09:53:41 ] CareBear Killer Jones > you contract this stuff now
  210. [ 2014.02.07 09:53:43 ] Brante Sletkia > this is my final eve hurrah
  211. [ 2014.02.07 09:53:49 ] Brante Sletkia > so i will give you all my stuff tomorrow
  212. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:00 ] CareBear Killer Jones > Nope
  213. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:01 ] Brante Sletkia > i just need to go to bed
  214. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:01 ] CareBear Killer Jones > Now
  215. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:11 ] CareBear Killer Jones > im closing off access to everyone
  216. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:21 ] CareBear Killer Jones > and i have issued new shares that give me control of the corp
  217. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:49 ] CareBear Killer Jones > and last but not least i will simply transfer the station to PL in about 7 hours
  218. [ 2014.02.07 09:54:55 ] CareBear Killer Jones > so my bases are covered, how are yours
  219. [ 2014.02.07 09:56:26 ] Brante Sletkia > ill be happy to contract you everything
  220. [ 2014.02.07 09:56:36 ] Brante Sletkia > i need to take some medicine get this bp under control and lay down
  221. [ 2014.02.07 09:56:37 ] CareBear Killer Jones > then do it now
  222. [ 2014.02.07 09:56:40 ] Brante Sletkia > tomorrow
  223. [ 2014.02.07 09:56:55 ] CareBear Killer Jones > Thats its your people are dead and your not getting shit out of this station
  224. [ 2014.02.07 09:57:08 ] Brante Sletkia > ok
  225. [ 2014.02.07 09:57:10 ] Brante Sletkia > thanks
  226.  
  227. As of right now he has not paid, and has to explain to his entire corp why the majority of their carriers, rorqs, jfs, combat ships, mining ships and whatever else they kept in three stations is forever locked away.  He will probably quit EVE leaving an entire alliance rudderless.  Last we spoke he feels he has no choice but to have his people come and rent space from us....
  228.  
  229. And that is what I did for my winter vacation.  Special thanks to Roland Hova, The Mittani, TheAdj for his SOV knowlege, and Grath for being Grath.