You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Tell me, which came first? Ranch or cool ranch?

Stranger: I am finding a good female

Stranger: Ranch

You: I cannot fucking believe how dumb you are.

You: I cannot fucking believe it.

Stranger: Are u female or male

You: My sex is irrelevant, what we're talking about is your ability to tell the difference between ranch and cool ranch.

You: Do you think there would be a "cool ranch" dorito flavor if ranch came first?

You: Jackass.

Stranger: Asl plz

You: Fine.

You: 72/Z/North Korea

Stranger: Are u a male or female

You: I forgot a long time ago.

Stranger: Go to hell...

Stranger: Just gooooo

Stranger: Tooo hellll

Stranger has disconnected.