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It was a silent day for Husky. He was growing bored from circlejerking with the mirror when he heard the turning of keys. His waifu had come home. Her hair was a neon pink and her body was so overly sexualised it was amazing she could walk without falling due to her top-heavy nature. She said “Husssky I see you already got ready for me?” in a nagging voice, reminiscent of an elderly lady, which sounded weird if you’d be in the know about how she was too young to have the body she had. He didn’t look at her, he was too fixated on masturbating with himself as a partner, breaking a sweat as his face had turned red. She patted his shoulder and nagged “Hussssssssskee?” and he looked up from his work and shouted “What?! Don’t you see I’m trying to bust a nut here?” She became agitated and said “I’m your Waifu why don’t you just fuck me? Maybe even get me pregnant?” and he responded “I don’t want kids or your clam, just let me finish it.” He kept stroking, harder and harder but she nagged again “Hussssky why do you even have a waifu if you won’t love her?” and he said “So I could masturbate to you, why in the name of Jesus of Nazareth King of the Jews left nipple would I want to fuck a real woman and lose my virginity? It’s a sacred right for a man to hold onto his virginity until death does him part.”

She became even angrier and said “And what do I get from this relationship?” and he responded “Fucking cum on your whore face that’s what.” She gave him an angry stare. He only grew more frustrated and started to rip the skin a little, starting to bleed from his chode. She said “Husssky you’re a fool, you insist on masturbating to yourself when you could fuck the real deal over here.” He said “Quite frankly, you were prettier in 2d. I think I just have a thing for those… 2d women. When they become 3d it’s just… just not good anymore, you know?” while furiously moving his hand up and down, trying to come as desperation struck him. She said “Won’t you at least let me help?” and he responded simply by saying “You’d help by getting the fuck out, let a man do his thing, you know?”

She responded, naturally, by saying “Well, if you don’t need me, I guess I’ll find a new boyfriend.” Squeezing himself a little too hard, he responded “That would be adultery, if you would commit such an act I could file a divorce in my favour and get all the money you make with the dream job I imagined you would have.” Sadly, he had made her a little too smart, for she responded by saying “How about I file a divorce and say my husband didn’t want to have kids or sex with me? How would that work out, huh? In your favour? Because we both know sure as hell it doesn’t.” He looked angrily at her, she had him at check, but he wouldn’t dare let her make it a checkmate. He said “Do it and I’ll wake up.” She looked at him with shock, the audacity he had to say such a thing was beyond her. She responded simply “Then do it.”

Husky awoke that morning with come staining his bed.