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- And tell me, are you still making Nightly installments on your new car?
- Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
- Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.
- Congratulations; you're a perfect argument against brother-sister marriages.
- Do YOU ever get tired of having yourself around?
- Do you have your easygoing nature because you're too heavy to run, or just too fat to fight?
- Don't I know you from high school, back when you only had one stomach and one chin?
- Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
- Don't tell me - I know who you are! Yeah, you're the reason they made birth control...
- Follow Cobain's footsteps, blow your brains out. It's not like you've got much to lose...
- For a minute there I didn't recognize you. It was the happiest minute of my life.
- Go fart peas at the moon!
- Hi! I'm a human! What are you?
- I can tell that you are lying - your lips are moving.
- I can't remember your name, but your nasty attitude is kinda familar...
- I don't know what I'd do without you, but I'd like to try.
- I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.
- I just figured something out: if I bought you for what *I* thought you were worth, and sold you for what *you* thought you were worth, I'd be the richest guy in the world...
- I like you better the more I see you less.
- I thought of you today. I was at the zoo.
- I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
- I'd smack the shit out of you if I didn't think it would fill up the room
- I'll swear eternal friendship to anyone who hates you as much as I do.
- I'm sure you'll be alright when the marijuana wears off.
- If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head
- If Moses had've seen YOUR face, he would've written an 11th commandment.
- If the old saying "What you don't know won't hurt you" is true, you must be invulnerable...
- If you ever get into an elevator, It better be going DOWN...
- Is that your face, or did you block a kick?
- Let's play horse. I'll be the front end, you be yourself.
- May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
- May your bollocks turn cubical and fester at the corners.
- Pertaining to your physiognomy, it suffices to say that, since it occupies a position on the front of your head, it must be a face.
- Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
- Tell me, how many Peeping Toms has your mother cured?
- The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
- The only reason people look up to you is because it's easier than trying to look AROUND you.
- The only thing that will ever make you look good is DISTANCE!
- There's nothing wrong with you that a miracle couldn't cure...
- Well, you're proof that reincarnation can happen. I mean, who else could get THAT ugly in only one lifetime?
- Weren't you the one who sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club and got the reply "Sorry, we're not THAT lonely..." ?
- What a combination: IQ of a Ph.D., Intelligence of a mentally retarded termite.
- What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
- What's on your mind? if you'll please excuse the exaggeration...
- When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
- You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
- You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse.
- You are so stupid you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom of the heel.
- You could make a good living renting yourself out to scare people with hiccups..
- You'd make a good violinist, if you could figure out which CHIN to put the violin under...
- You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
- Your a few fries short of a happy meal!
- Your as sharp as the leading edge of a BB.
- Your underarms are so hairy, you look like Buckwheat in a headlock.
- Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. Your body is damned ugly, too.
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