10 Easy Steps for World Domination

10 Easy Steps for World Domination

Are you not satisfied with the wealth you have accumulated? Those big yachts and jets are not fun any more. Those cars you collected do not excite you as much. Your palace seems too small for your big ego. Do you desire of having and controlling everything? If you are self centred and heartless without having any care of other human beings then this 10 Easy Steps for World Domination is for you.

1. Establish a central banking system
	Greed will be your main weapon in achieving world domination. You will need infinite source of money to accomplish the next steps. Infinite money? Is it possible? Well of course it is. Enact laws that allow only you to print or create money and VOILA! You are already the richest person on the earth. Don't just give your money away to the government, lend them at interest to create perpetual debt that will make the peons your slave. Obviously, this must be kept secret from the public. Secrecy is key in world domination, people don't like to know that they will be slaves under your feet. You pull the strings, others take the blame.

2. Control the government
	Have the politicians in your back pocket and you practically own the government. Start by removing rights of the peons little by little to prevent them from being able to retaliate to the changes that you will bring to increase your influence and power. Fake democracy works well in blinding the peons. Have the dominant parties under your fingers and let those peons fight among themselves. With infinite amount of money that you are able to create you can have control over most government. Some countries not abiding to your control? Remove their leaders and install your own.

3. Military strength
	Military strength will be important for your expansion, make others know that they cannot mess with you. In preparing to conquer the earth, establish military bases around the globe. Military equipments must always be kept updated with the latest technology so that you always have the upper hand when fighting those who oppose you. The army must be trained to have zero compassion and mercy to their targets. Support the enemies or rebels of your target so you can have a proxy war without having to take the blame. Need a war but have no valid reason? Well, create one.

4. Gain control of all the media
	Control all the media and brainwash the peons to support your agendas. Fear is very effective in controlling the peons. Create enemies for the peons to be fearful of and see how much power and control they will let you have. Frequently use words such as 'freedom' and 'democracy' as the peons are suckers for those words. Always convince the peons that in any situation you are the good guys and always have them in the best interest. In addition to that, put your agents in every corner of the media pushing the official narrative. Do your job well and the peons would even trust that the world is flat.

5. Do anything to further your agenda
	If you still have any sense of humanity inside you, stop reading. You must be able to take the lives of innocents be it children or adults without thinking twice. Moreover, the governments that you control must be able to attack their own citizens as this provide the most effective tool to further your agenda. Of course covering up your tracks will be important but as long as majority of the peons are not aware, they will not be able to gain support in asking for the truth or becoming an obstacle to the 'justice' that you are going to uphold.

6. Indoctrination instead of education
	Gain control over the peons while they are young. Form their thinking process, don't make them able to think critically or able to question the government. Just make them smart enough to do peons' work. Make the young peons busy with schooling so much so that they have no time to develop any natural thinking process. Keep adding more useless knowledge that don't have any values except to bog their brains from being able to properly think. Moreover, teach them false ideas and ideologies that are in agreement with your agendas.

7. Create a consumer society
	Distractions, distractions, distractions; you can't give the peons enough of that. While you are busy establishing your position in the government, distract the peons with materialistic desires. Create more and more reasons for the peons to acquire materialistic wealth to the point that all that matters to them is their wealth and to spend frivolously so that they are always in debt. This makes them effective workers and will keep them always busy. Make the peons do more work by letting the rich to hoard all the wealth. In tandem with the exponential increase of economy, the peons will do all the hard work of creating the world that you want in a very short time.

8. Infinite entertainment
	Another way to distract the attention of the peons is to create so much entertainment that they could not be bothered with what is happening outside of their reality. Types and quantity of entertainment must always be many and up to date so that the peons will be addicted to them. Create more and more idols for the peons to worship such as actors, singers, and celebrities as this will make them more concern about lives of others more than their own. Insert subtle propaganda in entertainment and the peons would not realize what they are made to believe. Bombardments of entertainment from every corner within consumer society can create for you zombies that are blind and deaf to the real issues that are happening around them.

9. Ever watchful police state
	There will always be people that will be fighting against you. Be ever watchful of the peons to the point that they are not even feeling safe of picking their nose in private. This will increase the paranoia of potential rebels and suppress thoughts of messing with the government. Additionally in instilling constant fear to the peons give police absolute power to terrorise and torture them to break any non-conformist views that the may have.

10. Depopulation
	It is hard to control the peons when there are too many of them. Fabricate a reason to massacre a group of population, demonize the victims and you can drop anything ranging from deadly chemicals and depleted uranium to cluster bombs and nuclear bombs without having much resistance from the peons. Alternatively you can construct good guy image by for example convincing the peons to take harmful chemicals under the guise of benefiting health or convincing them to practice unsafe agriculture under the guise of higher production. Not as fun as bombing them to smithereens but they will be happy to follow your guidance while convincing their fellow peons to do so as well.

With just easy 10 steps above the whole world can be yours but unfortunately for you the party has already started and you are not in it. The snowball has been rolling for a long time and now it carries enough weight to destroy anything in its path. To the least fortunate, just get use with the low wage job or jobs that that you have because your life is only going to get worse. At least you are not alone, 3 billion people are living on less than 2$ a day and the number will only increase. Others that get by with more than those in the lower half of the world population, enjoy with what you have because you might lose it one day. It is just not your wealth you have to worry about, every aspect of your existence is being controlled by the global elites. On a positive note, we all are going to die sooner or later and that is when we will be truly free.