dingle dangle dongle dungles AKA the great kirikurokawa game

Day 1
Fujisaki
G-Good morning, everyone!
Fukawa
((wwell wwell wwell))
Mioda
(( aw yeah ))
Kirigiri
((goddammit))
Kirigiri
((why am I the sane person))
Mioda
Gooooooooood morning!
Kirigiri
((I'm not sane))
Ikusaba
... Good morning.
Kirigiri
Good morning.
Mioda
(( time to test out my ibuki skills ))
Kirigiri
((we're all girls))
MiodaKirigiri said((we're all girls))
Ikusaba
((HELL YEAH))
Mioda
(( GIRLS NIGHT OUT ))
Ikusaba
((wait a seCOND FUJISAKI))
Fujisaki
Um...we have a case from the higher-ups!
Kirigiri
((OH YEAH...))
Fukawa
... ..... good morning... ....
Kirigiri
Do we?
Kirigiri
Do share, Fujisaki.
Fujisaki
I-I know that it's very early in the morning and everyone is tired.
Kirigiri
((what honorifics does kirigiri use))
Fujisaki
I'll try to make this brief!
Ikusaba
Exhaustion is no excuse for incompetence in the office. Spill.
Fukawa
another day, another day of pointless circular investigation, being hated behind everyone's backs....
Mioda
Ibuki isn't tired! Ibuki is ready for anything!
Fujisaki
Uh...let's see...
Fujisaki
There has been a...serial killer on the loose.
Someone cries out[PA crackling]
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom!
Fujisaki
O-Oh!
Fukawa
dealing with the fake smiles and the fake friendliness, oh yes, i'm sure they all hate me, they are only-
Fukawa
!!
Someone cries outGood morning, officers!
Someone cries outSorry Fujisaki but please don't take my job I get paid for this
Mioda
Good morning, PA system-chan!
Kirigiri
...
Fujisaki
O-Okay. I'm sorry...
Someone cries outRight, so.
Someone cries outAs you've already heard, there's a serial killer on the loose.
Someone cries outThe case has been assigned to Team 11037.
Ikusaba
...
Fujisaki
nods
Mioda
That's us!
Fujisaki
Team 11037 of the Seaworld Precinct. That's us.
Kirigiri
...Right.
Fukawa
speaking of team 11037. i'm sure this is the worst team of the lot, that's why i'm here.. ... with all these nutcases....
Kirigiri
It's quiet today.
Fujisaki
I didn't know that we could have that many teams in one precinct...
Kirigiri
It feels like everyone's having more interesting conversations with themselves than each other.
Kirigiri
Perhaps this reticence is... telling of something.
Fujisaki
Everyone's quite reserved in here, except Mioda-san...
Fukawa
i don't know.... what the fuck even is the Seaworld Precinct anyway, it seems that just being born here.. ....
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaPerhaps - and this is merely a suggestion - you could stop casting disgusted glances at us.
Fukawa
must be the product of some cosmic joke-!!
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba-hrk-!!
Someone cries outWe aren't aware of any targeting patterns right now, but so far all murders have taken place in the Seaworld Precinct.
Someone cries outSo we would advise all officers to be careful!
Mioda
Heeeeeey! If you have something to say, don't mumble! Say it out LOUD!
Fujisaki
We usually don't get much action because of...issues.
Fujisaki
I-In the precinct...?!
Someone cries outAnd don't fuck this up like all the other times, yeah.
Fujisaki
That means...that officers have been dying...?
Fujisaki
Oh no...
Someone cries outThe lunch special in the cafeteria today is tuna mayo onigiri.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaIt's plain as day that you rue being in our company.
Mioda
Don't worry, PA system-chan! We will do the best of our bestest best!
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaOf course, you're just here to berate me, aren't you?
Fujisaki
O-Oh! My favorite!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... On the contrary.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaThis is just a r-ruse to get rid of m-me-!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'd like to know why.
Kirigiri
Maybe. But it could also just mean residents.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaSocialising isn't one of my strong points. I don't mean to offend. Pardon if I'm overly blunt.
Kirigiri
In any case, we should be on our guard.
Fujisaki
Oh...that's true.
Ikusaba
Check.
Mioda
Yes, m'am!
Mioda
salutes
Fujisaki
I don't know whether to be relieved or not.
Someone cries outGodspeed, good luck, and don't die!
Ikusaba
Remember to keep this case under wraps.
Someone cries out[bim bom bam bom bell sounds]
Fujisaki
I don't want to die...
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI-I'm not the idiot you take me for.. ... you may say all the nice things you want, but-!
Fujisaki
R-Roger!
Kirigiri
exhales
Ikusaba
If word gets out that we've been assigned to this, we might just lose our lives.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaIt's a ruse, it's a ruse, it's a ruse!! To hide your smelly distaste for someone like me, isn't that right!?!?
Kirigiri
Okay, so it looks like we have work to do for once.
Kirigiri
Let's make the best of it.
Kirigiri
What do you mean, Ikusaba-san?
Fujisaki
Kirigiri-san and Ikusaba-san are so capable. Why are they here with us?
MiodaFujisaki saidKirigiri-san and Ikusaba-san are so capable. Why are they here with us?
Ikusaba
I mean what I say.
Fukawa
... .... hrgh.... ... let's all try not to fuck ourselves over then...
Fukawa
For once... ....
Fujisaki
Okay, Ikusaba-san!
Fujisaki
C-Come on, Fukawa-san, let's all do our best.
Ikusaba
Would a serial killer not want to off those who might land them behind bars?
Fujisaki
Alright?
Kirigiri
They would.
Kirigiri
Unless they have a specific agenda.
Ikusaba
Be cautious. That's what I'm trying to say.
Fukawa
... .... .....w-well, it. It depends on what they want, y-yeah... ...
Kirigiri
Revenge deeds. Personal grudges.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa...distaste?
Fukawa
You think, after you know one serial killer, you'll know them all....? Tch....
Kirigiri
It all depends on the patterns, which we should be studying now.
Fujisaki
Mm!
Mioda
Right! Let's lift the mood! Let's get those onigiris! Ibuki is hungry!
Kirigiri
I'll be at my desk.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'm not here to be friends. I don't deserve- there's no time for friends.
Fujisaki
Yes! We should go get lunch.
Kirigiri
The day's just started...
Fujisaki
Kirigiri-san, won't you come with us?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaBut on the battlefield - or rather, on a case like this...
Fujisaki
B-Brunch, then.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWorking together is exactly what we have to do.
Fujisaki
Ehehe.
Kirigiri
I'm busy.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaAnd in order to work together, I have to understand how you think.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYou don't deserve? N-nice fucking try, y-you, playing the pity c-card... ....
Fujisaki
Oh...I see...
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYou mean to say it's me who doesn't deserve company of someone like you, i-isn't it??
Fujisaki
Well, that's alright! Please don't overwork yourself!
Ikusaba
...
Mioda
Party pooooooper!
Kirigiri
Mm.
Fujisaki
is sad for a moment, but smiles cheerily the next.
Ikusaba
If you're looking for company...
Ikusaba
Might I... offer it?
Kirigiri
((are you talking to me or))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaJ-just- just go away so we can both be better off for it-!!
Kirigiri
((are you talking to the onigiri crew))
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaAs I've said before. I mean what I say.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba((NO DONT GO AWAY I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRY))
Ikusaba
((ONIGIRI))
N2
Day 2
After investigations, you suspect that Mioda is sided with the mafia.
Fujisaki
Good morning, everyone!
Kirigiri
Morning.
Kirigiri
slams a thick file onto the main table
Mioda
B-E-A-UUUUUTIFUL morning to all~!
Fukawa
... ....nhh... .... m-morning...!
Kirigiri
spreads the papers out
Fujisaki
W-What's that?
Fukawa
mutters. y-you probably don't want me a-around ugh
Kirigiri
I did some analysis on the target patterns last night.
Fujisaki
leans over to see
Ikusaba
And?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabasomeone in the group asked for kirikuro
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((sorry didn't ooc tag))
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((do you......?????))
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((its ok i dont mind??))
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((this is chris))
Fujisaki
Oh! What did you find out?
Kirigiri
As it so happens...
Kirigiri
Fujisaki-san's hunch was right.
Fujisaki
Wow. As expected of Kirigiri-san...she's always on the task!
Mioda
Kyoko-chan is so hardworking! Ibuki feels that Ibuki should be hardworking as well!
Kirigiri
It's all officers, or people related to them.
Fujisaki
Huh?!
Fujisaki
Oh...oh no...!
Fukawa
W-what- you're not, you're not fucking with us just to scare us, a-are you...?
Kirigiri
Just two officers, which is why the main office didn't say anything.
Kirigiri
But the rest of them are all related to these two in some way.
Fujisaki
W-Wait. Let me see...
Fukawa
T-this isn't the time for such sick jokes-!
Fujisaki
gasps
Kirigiri
They start from a distance.
Kirigiri
Co-workers. Classmates.
Fukawa
... ... ..urk-!
Fujisaki
N-No...Oowada-kun's brother...
Kirigiri
Then they get closer.
Kirigiri
Family. Lovers.
Kirigiri
And finally, they reach their main goal.
Kirigiri
And then they start over.
Fukawa
How- how do we know you're not- you're not m-making this up- seeing f-false, c-connections-
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((I don't particularly ship them lmao but im also anything))
Fujisaki
A-And...no...no...it can't be...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((same w/e man chill capable ppl))
Kirigiri
You don't.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaAbout yesterday...
Kirigiri
For all you know, my conclusions might be completely off the mark.
Fujisaki
F-Fukawa-san. Look...
Kirigiri
Look at the papers and see for yourself. I can't think for you.
Fujisaki
points at a paper
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaY-you're- you're still here-!!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYou're not planning on running away from our conversation, are you?
Fujisaki
Mondo's face is on one of them, crossed out in black ink.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWe weren't finished.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba(im grace I am ALWAYS kirigiri i cry))
Fukawa
i can't- i can't believe this-
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((I KNOW IM LAUGHIN))
Fujisaki
I-Is this why...he didn't reply to my messages...
Someone cries out[PA crackling sounds]
Fukawa
... ..... .... hrk....
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom!
Ikusaba
I see.
Someone cries outKirigiri-san... doesn't have it wrong.
Someone cries outOur bad.
Ikusaba
I'm expecting bad news.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((sIGHS HEAVILY))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaW-what do you want.
Someone cries outWe didn't report it because we weren't sure, but now we've got enough cases to call it a trend.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriKirigiri-san. Capable as you are, with the evidence you've provided...
Mioda
...suddenly being hardworking doesn't seem very good, if all we have is terrible news....
Someone cries out...One of our officers was found dead last night.
Fukawa
grits teeth
Fujisaki
starts tearing up
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou should not be working alone.
Kirigiri
Being hardworking is all we can do if we want to stop the murders.
Mioda
HAAAAA???
Fukawa
... ... w-what... what the h-hell-
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI work better alone.
Fujisaki
Y-Yeah...
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI want to know exactly why you're so insistent on avoiding others.
Fujisaki
sniffles and rubs at her eyes
Someone cries outOfficer Naegi Makoto of Team 4083.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou don't work better /dead/.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaW-what business of it is yours to pry into my own i-issues...!?
Fujisaki
(im having pronoun trouble here dang)
Ikusaba
-?!
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI'm not dead yet, Ikusaba-san.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou can trust I'll keep myself alive. I know how to do that.
Ikusaba
... he's...?
Someone cries out!
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaIf you want confirmation that you hate me just tell that to y-yourself instead of going the long way like a retard-!
Someone cries out//sorry typo
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou will be in due time if you keep this up.
Fujisaki
N-Naegi...-kun...?
Fukawa
E-ehh? I know that guy-
Someone cries outMembers of Team 11037 are advised to be on their highest alert.
Someone cries outStay safe, and don't die!
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriWe've been assigned this case. We're the ones who have the weight of the entire police force on our shoulders.
Someone cries out[PA crackling]
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriDoesn't that up our importance?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriSpecifically... yours?
Fujisaki
swallows
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaWhy would I be dead? All I've been doing is pushing papers at my desk.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaSo far, at least.
Fujisaki
...I'm scared.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou've proven yourself capable. The most capable in our team, in fact.
Fukawa
He- w-wait, so he-
Fukawa
... .... hhh-!!
Fukawa
breathes heavily
Ikusaba
... It can't be.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI'm surprised you're so concerned for my wellbeing, Ikusaba-san. Grateful, even.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaBut I'll be fine.
Kirigiri
...
Ikusaba
... gh..
Mioda
Ibuki is so speechless that Ibuki can't find the words to say!
Kirigiri
...we...
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYou all don't want someone disgusting like me around anyway so why are you asking me...??
Kirigiri
We should head to the crime scene.
Fujisaki
Y-Yes.
Kirigiri
Before the evidence gets contaminated.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaBecause you're wrong.
Fujisaki
nods slightly
Fujisaki
Um...um...who's driving?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWe have to work together.
Fujisaki
clown car music plays in the distance.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaDon't shortchange yourself either, though.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWe have to... we...
Fujisaki
It lurks near. The clown car.
Kirigiri
dun dun dUUNNNN
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaW-what? What're you doing, d-don't scare m-me like that-!!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... You have to. If someone as socially hopeless as me is making an effort to stand tall with the others...
Kirigiri
Everyone is hesitating.
Fujisaki
I don't like the clown car. The clown car is...scary.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaShouldn't you find that strength in yourself?
Kirigiri
No one wants to drive the clown car.
Kirigiri
For good reason.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaG-go away! Y-you're just trying to bait me into a trap, aren't y-you?
Kirigiri
That car has a 50% mortality rate.
Fujisaki
Uh...! Should we just walk? Or take the bus?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'm not paid to lie.
Kirigiri
You can't know whether you'll live or die.
Fujisaki
The crime scene is...on the other side of the city.
Fukawa
never mind staying alert against the serial killer. the car will kill us all
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriShortchanging myself? You're mistaken.
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom! Officers are reminded they must always use their assigned cars!
Fujisaki
But the clown car is worse...
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaMaybe underestimating would be a better word.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou're capable.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba.. ...... ..... ..... guh... ...!
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaProbably more capable of getting our teammates in order than me.
Fujisaki
blanches
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI- I just can't, o-okay? I'm a disgusting pig and I d-don't like people!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriIf there's one thing I excel at... it's protecting others.
Kirigiri
...someone has to get in eventually.
Fujisaki
Ahaha...w-well...
Fujisaki
I-Ikusaba-san?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriSo please.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAllow me to protect you for now.
Fujisaki
She's an ex-soldier, so she should be able to drive safely...right?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaProtect the team, Ikusaba-san.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAt least until we... we get something. Something on the case that points us in the right direction.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriPlease.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriFor his sake, Kirigiri-san. And for yours.
Mioda
jumps in
Mioda
Ibuki isn't afraid of the clown car!
Fujisaki
blanches even more
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaWhat would you do to protect me specifically?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYou're a human being.
Kirigiri
sighs
Mioda
Ibuki thinks the clown car is fun!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... at least, as far as I can see.
Kirigiri
gets into the back seat
Mioda
is a horrible driver
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaUm.
Mioda
do you really want me to drive
Ikusaba
This... might be a bad idea.
Fujisaki
Um, Mioda-san, there will be very little space in the back if we all try to squeeze there!
Ikusaba
I can already feel the regret rising up my throat.
Fujisaki
You and I are small so we could sit in the back seat...!
Kirigiri
Just drive, Ikusaba-san.
Fujisaki
While Kirigiri-san or Ikusaba-san drive!
Kirigiri
Better you than any of the rest of us.
Ikusaba
If you insist.
Fujisaki
The real killer might be the clown car...
Ikusaba
I'll get us there, but there aren't any promises.
Kirigiri
If you can handle a tank, you can handle a clown car.
FukawaFujisaki saidThe real killer might be the clown car...
Kirigiri
Presumably.
MiodaIkusaba saidI'll get us there, but there aren't any promises.
FujisakiIkusaba saidI'll get us there, but there aren't any promises.
KirigiriFujisaki saidThe real killer might be the clown car...
FujisakiKirigiri saidIf you can handle a tank, you can handle a clown car.
MiodaFujisaki saidThe real killer might be the clown car...
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba.... .....
Ikusaba
Pray that no one loses their life through my driving.
Fujisaki
gets into the back seat
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba....w-well.... I guess by definition I c-count, but-
Ikusaba
DOES THE DRIVING THING
Fujisaki
What would Naegi-kun say? Life and death? Death and life?
Ikusaba
I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE DRIVE BUT AYYYY LMAO
Fujisaki
Clown car trail...start?
Fujisaki
*trial
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaTHAT WAS A METAPHOR, OKAY
Kirigiri
Thereabouts.
Mioda
WHEEEEEE
Kirigiri
Fasten your seatbelts.
Kirigiri
inb4 car immediately crashes into tree
Kirigiri
there's an idea, let's crash this car right now so we dont have to drive it
Fukawa
U-uuUUUUWAAAHHH-
Ikusaba
fasten your souls to your body and pray they don't permanently exit your soon-to-be lifeless vessel
Fukawa
wE'RE ALL GONNA D-DIE-
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaWhat would you do to protect me that wouldn't protect the rest of the squad?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaThat seems to be what you're implying.
Ikusaba
crashes car into tree. yolo
Kirigiri
why is my inner voice so smart
Fukawa
SHRIEKING
Kirigiri
head in hands
Kirigiri
Oh my god.
Mioda
MANIAC LAUGHING THIS IS FUN
Fujisaki
muted screaming
Fukawa
KYAAAAAAAAA- passes out
Kirigiri
Fine. I'll drive. Assuming the car can still run.
Fukawa
((shall i syo. oh god i can barely fukawa should i syo))
Fujisaki
starts crying
Kirigiri
((fuckin))
Kirigiri
((do it))
Mioda
(( OuO ))
Ikusaba
... It seems the mechanics of a car works much differently from a tank's.
Ikusaba
... I was expecting the car to crush the tree beneath its body, but apparently not.
Fujisaki
I didn't mean to...! I'm sorry, everyone...
Ikusaba
slinks out of the driver's seat awkwardly
KirigiriIkusaba said... I was expecting the car to crush the tree beneath its body, but apparently not.
Fujisaki
I made a terrible mistake...
FujisakiIkusaba said... I was expecting the car to crush the tree beneath its body, but apparently not.
MiodaIkusaba said... I was expecting the car to crush the tree beneath its body, but apparently not.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI'd accompany you on your... nightly expeditions, should we say?
Kirigiri
...cars don't work like that in the civilian world, unfortunately.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou conduct your investigations then, don't you?
Fujisaki
cryingchihiro.jpg
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba...They won't be very interesting.
Fukawa
.... ..... .... nhh....
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI've been spending a lot of time at my desk lately.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaAnd I'm.. not much of a conversationalist.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaApologies. I don't seem to be able to... understand them very well.
Kirigiri
reverses car out of tree
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYou resemble nothing close to a pig.
Kirigiri
there's a huge dent in the bumper heck it
Kirigiri
Okay. Let's go.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriSilence is plenty enough for me, so long as it's the type that's content.
Fujisaki
nods mutedly
Kirigiri
forgets to reverse and backs into the wall
Mioda
Ne, Touko-chan, you didn't magically swap bodies with someone else when you passed out, did you?
Kirigiri
*un-reverse
Fujisaki
shakes head mutedly
Kirigiri
...
Fujisaki
Maybe I should drive, tomorrow...
Kirigiri
...Sorry.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriCalm, I mean.
Kirigiri
turns out onto the road FINALLY
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriBesides, I'm not exactly the most interesting person around.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba...would a mildly irritated silence suffice?
Fujisaki
drives like an old lady. at 30mph.
Kirigiri
...should I go faster?
Fujisaki
...No, no, that's alright, Kirigiri-san...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriMildly irritated? ... Hm.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriSo long as it's yours, I don't particularly despise it.
Fujisaki
Let's just get there in one piece.
Kirigiri
...we should go faster. It's almost noon.
Kirigiri
goes faster gOES TOO FAST
Fujisaki
kYAAAAAAAAAAAAA...................
Ikusaba
.......
Mioda
do i really want to stick my head out of the window
Fujisaki
WE ARE ENTERING WARP SPEED
Mioda
yolo
Fujisaki
I'M SORRY EVERYONE
Kirigiri
we have arrived at seaworld drive 24601
Mioda
HEAD GOT NEARLY TORN OFF YOFUCKINGLO
Kirigiri
bashes into the fucking lamppost
Kirigiri
...
Kirigiri
There.
Kirigiri
We're here.
Ikusaba
-!
Fujisaki
...O-Okay.
Fujisaki
Okay...
Fujisaki
staggers out and onto the pavement
Ikusaba
No deaths?
Fukawa
((im back))
Fukawa
((test?))
Mioda
Ah! The air isn't moving fast anymore!
Ikusaba
It seems my expectations have been exceeded.
Fukawa
wakes up
Fujisaki
(we see you!)
Fukawa
YOOOOOO WASSUP
Fujisaki
F-Fukawa-san?
Mioda
WASSAP TOUKO-CHAN
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaHm.
Fukawa
HELLA HELLA HELLA. What have we here?!
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaWell, you can drop by tonight if you want.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou might change your mind halfway through.
Fujisaki
confusedchihiro.jpg
Ikusaba
Should I shoot her down?
Kirigiri
...what happened to Fukawa in the car?
Fukawa
Still stuck with these losers? Aaaaaish. Piece a' shit can't do jack fuck right.... OH WELL
Kirigiri
We need all the officers we can get right now. Alive.
Ikusaba
I'd rather not, but I've got my gun at the ready.
Kirigiri
At least she's... livelier.
Fukawa
the clown car has taken it's victim (?)
Ikusaba
Understood.
Fujisaki
L-Let's...get to work...?
Fukawa
CALM UR TITS Y'ALL I'm on your side.
Fukawa
For now!!
Fukawa
Fukawa
((EW GROSS MAFIA SMILEYS))
Kirigiri
Hm.
Fukawa
(( * : P )
Fujisaki
O-Okay...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI assure you, I would not.
Kirigiri
Let's go in.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI didn't peg you for the sort who would like company.
Mioda
Aye aye!
Fukawa
nyooms out of the car like the how fukawa wouldn't
Someone cries out[You head inside.]
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI don't mind it. .. don't look at me like that.
Someone cries out[It's Naegi's house. Some of you have been here before, but right now, it's unrecognisable.]
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYO YO YO YO. WHAT HAVE WE HERE.
Fujisaki
I-It's such a mess...
Ikusaba
steps in, uneasy
Someone cries out[Blood on every available surface. Doormat. Tables. Television screens. Floors.]
Kirigiri
...Ugh.
Mioda
( Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI don't mind it. .. don't look at me like that. )
Someone cries out[Whoever did this was thorough and had no sense of personal hygiene.]
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYou gotta look harder, gurl. Did the battlefield give ya myopia? Gyahaha! Gloomy's pretty piggish if ya ask me!
Someone cries out[You can barely even see the corpse, but it's there.]
Someone cries out[Face down on the ground.]
Fujisaki
gasps
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYou share the same face.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaThe same body.
Someone cries out[Ahoge poking up from the steadily coagulating fuchsia goop.]
Fujisaki
W-Who could have done this...
Fujisaki
There was...definitely a struggle.
Someone cries out[It's him, alright. It's Naegi Makoto.]
Fukawa
blOOOOODDD. Welp. Glad Gloomy ain't here!
Ikusaba
... So he's... truly...
Someone cries out[He's dead.]
Someone cries out[INVESTIGATION START]
Fujisaki
(he ded)
Mioda
Makoto-chan literally had a bloodbath! Hahahaha!
Ikusaba
I was hoping what they'd report was a fluke. But it seems I was wrong.
Mioda
Haha...ha...h
Kirigiri
The higher-ups don't report flukes.
Kirigiri
At least, when it's bad news.
Fujisaki
swallows
Kirigiri
They're... sickeningly reliable when it comes to bad news.
Kirigiri
...
Fukawa
prances over. pokes the ahoge
Fukawa
Look, everyone! It goes 'boing'! : P
Fukawa
((eh test again))
Kirigiri
wordlessly bends down to look at stuff
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYou do realise every insult you spew goes tenfold for yourself?
Kirigiri
((I see it))
Mioda
realization sets in
Fujisaki
P-Please don't touch the corpse without gloves on...
Mioda
So... so much blood....
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI should have gathered as much, though.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaSoldiers work in groups.
Mioda
How could one body hold that much blood...
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYeah, but gloomy ain't got the guts to carry it off WITH STYLE
Kirigiri
Fujisaki-san. I am literally always wearing gloves.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI got lots of guts. GYAHAHAHAHA!
MiodaKirigiri saidFujisaki-san. I am literally always wearing gloves.
Fujisaki
N-No, I meant Fukawa-san.
IkusabaKirigiri saidFujisaki-san. I am literally always wearing gloves.
Kirigiri
Oh.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaNot as much guts as you see here, eh, looks like entrail bits everywhere-
Kirigiri
Right.
Fujisaki
Um...I'm going to see if I can find anything out from his data...
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYou have better things to do than harass me, I'm sure.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWhether you're Fukawa-san or not, you're still on a mission.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaAct like it.
Kirigiri
crouches next to Naegi's head
Mioda
I-Ibuki isn't touching anything! Even if Ibuki is wearing long wielding gloves!
Kirigiri
stares, expression unreadable
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAnd private detectives do remain, indeed, private.
Fukawa
Ding dong~! Did you know, the average adult male carries about five litres of blood!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriBut let's not talk about our past jobs here. The past is the past.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAs officers in the same squadron, is it not normal that teamwork has to come about?
Ikusaba
... I need to step outside.
Fukawa
Kyahahahaha! Aw shucks, looks like Spikes took quite a while to die if all this blood is hisssss. Yeowch!
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaRight.
Fujisaki
clickclickclickclickclickclick
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI still don't understand why solo work means death, however.
Ikusaba
I'll be looking for clues there. If you need me.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaLMAO. Quite the bore, aren't you.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriNot directly, no.
Kirigiri
...several slash wounds.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaFine, fine, on the account that you're quite the looker yourself!
Kirigiri
Many to non-fatal areas.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba; D
Kirigiri
The killer didn't just want death. They wanted pain.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriBut you're more vulnerable alone.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaAnd I'm less vulnerable with you?
Mioda
peers at door
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriEveryone is. You could use protection, even if you think otherwise.
Mioda
It doesn't look like a forced entry!
Fukawa
Aw man, hook me up with that mister!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri...I certainly hope so. My trigger finger /is/ rather efficient in taking out threats.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba(("yOU CULD USE PROTECTION" my mind is going the wrong way since they asked us to ship))
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((IT WAS INTENTIONAL))
Fujisaki
Mm...the security systems weren't set off at all.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaAh, but what would you consider a threat?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHRIS YOU ARE DESCEDING TO MY LEVEL))
Fujisaki
The killer...maybe it was someone Naegi-kun knew...
Fujisaki
shivers
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaWhat if I'm a threat to you?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((i think you're the one descending to mine lbr))
Fukawa
hey. hey hey hey hey HEY
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((fINE))
Fukawa
Is this loser the only cop targeted, again?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri... Then I'll accept it.
Kirigiri
What do you mean?
Mioda
(( ive just realized im the only sdr2 chara here ))
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAs a soldier, I have to make responsible decisions, do I not?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAnd whatever comes to me... is the fate I brought upon myself.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaAnd as a detective, I don't trust anyone.
Fujisaki
mumbles
Fukawa
I, like, forgot, or rather I wasn't paying attention maybe. Who else died?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaThen again, we promised to not bring up our past jobs.
Fujisaki
Oowada-kun was...killed too...
Fujisaki
And his brother...
Fujisaki
Before this...the killer might have attacked Naegi-kun's family too...or his friends.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaLooker? I'm nothing special. Don't be absurd.
Kirigiri
That's right.
Ikusaba
Following this pattern...
Fukawa
Sounds like someone's got a thing for egligible bachelors, eh?
Fukawa
wiggles eyebrows
MiodaFukawa saidwiggles eyebrows
Ikusaba
.....
Kirigiri
However.
MiodaFukawa saidSounds like someone's got a thing for egligible bachelors, eh?
Kirigiri
There were five people before Oowada.
Kirigiri
Three before Naegi.
Fukawa
If they're targetting cops, welLLL, any moron could think that it's a cop-linked thing, innit?
Fujisaki
Is this...a pattern?
Kirigiri
They might not take a break between officers this time.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriWe did.
Fukawa
Has anyone checked the criminal release records?
Kirigiri
Does anyone have any other clues?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriSo that's a yes?
Fukawa
Cops in disgrace, fired suckers, suspended suckers?
Ikusaba
Nothing on my end.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba...Yes.
Mioda
Nope!
Fujisaki
U-Um, I'll check when we get back to headquarters...?
Someone cries out((I forgot how much intrigue the crier is allowed to add))
Fukawa
Or... ... ohohoho.... ... maybe someone in the Force is kE~EP~ING~ SE~CRETS~!!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriThen I'll look forward to tonight.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((crYING))
Ikusaba
Elaborate.
Fujisaki
(ooh mukuro ooh ooh)
Mioda
Ooh! What sort of secrets? Ibuki is really bad at keeping secrets!
Ikusaba
((DID THAT LEAK WELL THEN))
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((ARE YOU LEAKING THSI SHIT O PURPOSE CRHRIS))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaAwww, don't shortchange yourself.
MiodaFujisaki said(ooh mukuro ooh ooh)
Kirigiri
((I'M FUCKING))
Kirigiri
((CRYING))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaNice legs daisy dukes gotta make a man go GYAHAHAHAHA
Fujisaki
Secrets...?
Fujisaki
looks around warily...
Kirigiri
...
Fukawa
What?
Fujisaki
adjusts skirt
Fukawa
I'm just stating some possibilities. Open mind bullshit, yaknow!
Fukawa
Anyone with links to the department could have a reason.
Mioda
Whoops! Ibuki already told Ibuki's secret! Hehe!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((iM not IMREALLY NOT I GUESS WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHISPERING))
Fukawa
LOOK IM BEING MORE USEFUL THAN GLOOMY EVER HAS, LOL
Ikusaba
... Tch.
Fujisaki
F-Fukawa-san has a point...
Fujisaki
B-But let's not jump to conclusions.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaDouble scissors and a winkkkk!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWe're all women.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((WELP HOW FAR DO YOU WANNA GO TONIGHT HDFLASFD))
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaDon't "scissor" me.
Fujisaki
We need to work together to solve this case!
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaIkusabawhispers toFukawaDon't "scissor" me.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((bye))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaExxxactly! Which is why y'all have /nothing to worry about/.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((BYE))
Kirigiri
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaDon't "scissor" me.
MiodaKirigiri saidIkusabawhispers toFukawaDon't "scissor" me.
Fujisaki
(CHRIS ARE YOU LEAKING ON PURPOSE)
Ikusaba
L isten))
Kirigiri
((MUKURO I THOUGHT WE HAD SOETHING SPECILA)
Ikusaba
these are NOT ON PUPORSE))
Ikusaba
HECK ME))
Fujisaki
(I'M LAUGHING SO HARDZ0
Kirigiri
((MUKURO SAN SUCH A PLAYA))
Fukawa
((nice legs daisy dukes makes a girl go gyahahahaha))
Ikusaba
That aside.
Kirigiri
((that's the way they all come through like GYAHAHAHAH GYAHAHAHAHA))
Ikusaba
We've covered past victims, and we're investigating the present victim.
Ikusaba
Would it not be wise to consider possible future victims?
Fukawa
THIS IS SO EXCITING. it almost makes me wanna go on a wild rampage of ~passion~ myself!!
Fujisaki
...If the killer is targeting people close to officers...
Ikusaba
Our job is not just to solve the case. It's to prevent more lives from being lost.
Fukawa
Who could it be, who could it be~!
Kirigiri
...
Fukawa
More hot men, maybe. Ooh, mister culprit, ooh.
Kirigiri
According to the pattern, people close to Naegi are at risk.
Fujisaki
They could target someone who's close to Naegi-kun...
Kirigiri
Classmates.
Kirigiri
Co-workers.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaAre you implying a man should be worried?
Fujisaki
U-Un. That's right.
Fujisaki
...
Fujisaki
W-Wait...
Fujisaki
Isn't that...all of us...?
Kirigiri
And five our of six people in our squad are both of these.
Kirigiri
*out
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaThere ain't any in sight, so what's your deal?
Kirigiri
((does ibuki count))
Fujisaki
(idk shes a coworker i guess)
Mioda
(( idk ibuki is the dr's senior or smth? ))
Kirigiri
We indeed do have a particularly high concentration of possible targets in our group.
Mioda
(( in the school sense ))
Fukawa
Gyahahaha! How exciting!
Fujisaki
E-Even Mioda-san is at risk...since she works here too.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaMy deal is that you're not letting on as much as you should be.
Mioda
S-so... we are all in danger of getting killed??
Ikusaba
We are.
Fujisaki
T-That seems to be it...
Mioda
Nooo! Ibuki doesn't want to dieeee!
Fujisaki
starts tearing up again
Fujisaki
U-Uuuu...
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaEy ey ey, I'm a far better deal than ol' Gloomy, so don't complain!
Mioda
Ibuki is too young and cute to dieeeee!!
Ikusaba
I don't understand the rationale behind the shock.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaWhatcha wanna know, anyway?
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaAnd whatcha' willing to pay for it :^)
Ikusaba
The job we have is life-risking.
Kirigiri
The answer is simple.
Kirigiri
Find the killer. Then we won't die.
Fujisaki
I-I'm scared...but we have to stop the killer from going after anyone else...
Kirigiri
At least, we'll be somewhat less likely to die.
Fukawa
is drawing pictures in the blood
Mioda
Kill the killer before the killer kills us!
Fukawa
C'moooonnnnn. Don't be a party pooper!
Ikusabawhispers toIkusabaPay...?
Fukawa
The added challenge just makes things soooo much more exciting!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaPay...?
Fujisaki
swallows
Fukawa
A game of kill or be killed, sweat and blood intermingling in the night....
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI don't have anything I could possibly...
Fukawa
Ooh, doesn't it tantalize~?
Ikusaba
It doesn't.
Mioda
Bill kills Will who kills Jill
Ikusaba
We should leave.
Mioda
Tongue twister time!
Fujisaki
W-We need to be careful.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaC'mon. Thrill me! ENTERTAIN ME. I ain't giving out free lunches!
Mioda
Maybe that could be part of my next hit song...!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI've been told I'm a bore.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI'll tell you a thing if you tell me a thing!
Fujisaki
E-everyone...please stay safe.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaWelp then, too fucking bad.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'm afraid I'm not the kind of entertainment you're looking for, but...
Kirigiri
((I can't finish my food I'm pathetic))
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI, um.
Fujisaki
(please stop im laughing)
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWhat sort of thing?
Kirigiri
((YOU KEEP LEAKING EVERYWHERE))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI dunno, I don't even know what you're gonna ask ME.
Mioda
(( MUKURO ))
Ikusaba
((WHAT))
Ikusaba
((WHAT LEAKED THIS TIME))
Fujisaki
(is this a three way kirikurokawa)
Ikusaba
((NO WHAT THE HE CK))
Kirigiri
((NO BUT DO YOU WANt it to BE))
Kirigiri
((I'M GONA MAKE IT A THREE WAY))
Fujisaki
(OH MY GOD)
Ikusaba
((OH MY GOD))
Mioda
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'm afraid I'm not the kind of entertainment you're looking for, but...
Fukawa
mukuro is too used to loud bombing and machine gun rattling.
Fukawa
she thinks she is whispering. she is actually shouting
Fujisaki
(LAUGHS)
FujisakiFukawa saidshe thinks she is whispering. she is actually shouting
KirigiriFukawa saidshe thinks she is whispering. she is actually shouting
MiodaFukawa saidshe thinks she is whispering. she is actually shouting
IkusabaFukawa saidshe thinks she is whispering. she is actually shouting
Fujisaki
(HEADCANON THAT MUKURO ACTUALLY DOES SHOUT A LOT BECAUSE OF HER BACKGROUND)
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaThese aren't my words, but scissoring a teammate is not welcome in a squad environment.
Mioda
(( KIRIGIRI ))
Fujisaki
(KIRIGIRI STOP LEAKING)
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawa((FUCK))
Kirigiri
(F(UCK))
Mioda
(( IM DYIN G ))
Ikusaba
((KEIIFIRIIEI NO))
Ikusaba
((KRIIGRI))
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((AM I AT YOUrLEVEL NOW CHRIS))
Mioda
(( WERE GETTING OFF TRACK LETS END THE DAY ))
Fujisaki
> scissoring a teammate is not welcome in a squad environment
MiodaFujisaki said> scissoring a teammate is not welcome in a squad environment
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((I THINK IMC RYING0)
Ikusaba
Stay on guard.
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom! Remember, scissoring a teammate is not welcome in a squad environment!
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaOkay, c'mon. What do you wanna ask me?
Mioda
(( have fun w the scissoring ))
Ikusaba
We'll meet back again tomorrow at the office.
Mioda
(( dammit ))
Kirigiri
((dONT MAKE ME REGRET MY MISTAKESS))
Kirigiri
Right.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... we'll continue this. I hope.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaTHE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Kirigiri
Back to the clown car.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaThere's no time now.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaSigghhhh. Fineeee, you sop.
Fujisaki
I-I'm driving.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYou'll see Gloomy tomorrow~!
N3
Day 3
After investigations, you suspect that Kirigiri is sided with the village.
Mioda, the cop, is sleeping with the fishes.
As read from the last will of Mioda: Ibuki says freeze! You're under a rest! Hehe! N1: Touko inno N2: Kyoko
Mioda
IM DEAD
Kirigiri
((oh no))
Fujisaki
N-No! No...
Kirigiri
((stop))
Kirigiri
((wait for announcement))
Kirigiri
Good morning.
Kirigiri
Everyone's here except one person.
Fujisaki
(SORRY)
Fujisaki
Mm...it is a bit quiet...
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaIkusaba-san.
Fujisaki
Where's Mioda-san...? Did she oversleep...?
Kirigiri
Mioda-san isn't here, is she?
Mioda
TIME TO WITNESS KIRIKUROKAWA
Ikusaba
...
Ikusaba
I have a bad feeling.
Kirigiri
Strange. Mioda-san is many things, but not usually late.
Kirigiri
She's too full of energy.
Ikusaba
My gut instinct is never wrong.
Fukawa
grouchy hangover fukawa
Fujisaki
Yeah...Ikusaba-san's right...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri... yes?
Kirigiri
(([psy voice] hangover))
Fujisaki
S-Should we call her?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba...thanks for the company last night.
Fukawa
mfmfhfhfh.
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom!
Fukawa
"piss off" face
Fukawa
chugs coffee
Someone cries outThat won't be necessary, Fujisaki.
Fujisaki
H-Huh...?
Someone cries outWe know where Officer Mioda is.
Someone cries outWe found out this morning.
Fujisaki
...In bed?
Someone cries outUnfortunately, you won't be reaching her anytime soon.
Fujisaki
Please, please be in bed...
Someone cries outBecause she's sleeping.
Fujisaki
sighs in relief
Someone cries out...with the fishes.
Fujisaki
screams
Fukawa
.... .....
Kirigiri
...
Fukawa
oh for fuck's sake..... ....
Kirigiri
What a sadistic announcer...
Fujisaki
K-Kyaaaaaaaa!!!
Mioda
kirigiri what did you do to mukuro omfg
Fukawa
sits up, looking very pale
Fukawa
W-what... ... .w-what happened y-yesterday... .....
Someone cries outWith that said, all of Squad 11307 should be on guard.
Someone cries outThe body has been recovered and sent for autopsy.
Fukawa
I m-mean, a-after I- af-after I passed out in t-the c-car....?
Fujisaki
Y-You...became...very wild.
Someone cries outThe squad may investigate the crime scene sans body if you wish.
Fukawa
..ngh....!!
Mioda
damn idk if im normal or insane :<<
Someone cries outOtherwise, the autopsy report will be delivered shortly.
Mioda
one more night that was all i ask for
Mioda
oh well
Fukawa
It... m-must've b-been the... ...car trauma, guh....
Someone cries out...
Someone cries outDrive safe, good luck, and don't die!
Someone cries outOh, and a final reminder: Scissoring is not welcome in a school environment!
Someone cries out*squad environment
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom.
Ikusaba
...
Ikusaba
I was so sure we'd be safe for at least a few days.
Ikusaba
... and yet...
Fujisaki
U-Uuu...
Kirigiri
In this business, we can't be sure about anything.
Fujisaki
C-Come on...every *sniff* one...
Ikusaba
Right. Right, I... sorry.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba...looks like I wasn't the one most in need of protection.
Fujisaki
We should...look at the crime scene...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI...
Kirigiri
We don't have to investigate the scene if the squad isn't feeling up for it.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI don't regret it.
Kirigiri
Though I'll be going, if anyone wants to come.
Kirigiri
The rest of us can wait for the report here.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriMioda-san is. Was. A good person.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou don't regret a death of a good person?
Mioda
damn right i am
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriOf course not. I'm a soldier.
Fukawa
.... .... guh.. ... maybe I-I'll... ... stay here...
Fukawa
You p-probably don't want me there a-anyways....
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou witness deaths all the time. Emotional attachments have to be saved for later.
Fujisaki
N-No, that's not true...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriIn the army, you follow commands. If there aren't any, you follow your gut. No time to calculate or think. You just do.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAnd that is what I did.
Fujisaki
...L-Let's go together.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAnd I do not regret it one bit.
Fujisaki
We should leave each other alone...
Fujisaki
Who knows when the killer will strike next...
Fujisaki
*shouldn't
Ikusaba
That's right.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI... admire the trust you have in yourself.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriO-oi. Y-you.
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaYes, Fukawa-san?
Ikusaba
Safety in numbers.
Kirigiri
Okay.
Kirigiri
Where's the clown car.
Fujisaki
W-We can come back for the report later, okay?
Fukawa
.... ...nnh... fine...
Fujisaki
Um. I'm...I'll be driving.
Ikusaba
Can you reach the brakes?
KirigiriIkusaba saidCan you reach the brakes?
FujisakiIkusaba saidCan you reach the brakes?
Fujisaki
O-Of course I can!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriIt's fortunate that you do.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriThat trust in myself... is just about the only redeeming quality I have.
Fujisaki
is 148cm tall.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI believe we weren't done with our discussion.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriC-can y-you be trusted?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaNot that you remember it, I pressume. You seemed off.
Ikusaba
Right.
Fujisaki
I just...need to adjust the seat position a little.
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaI'm a detective. General rule of thumb is to never trust anyone.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriI- I got a note f-from- t-the me that was w-wild, okay, it's a long story-
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriDon't- don't question it-!
Fujisaki
L-Let's go.
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaRight. Okay.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriG-guh... ..t-this is hard.. ...
Mioda
wow kirigiri one day you trust your fellow cops the next you dont
Ikusaba
Alright. We're off.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriBut... .. long story short.. ... I think I can... ...
Mioda
you have some serious trust issues
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawa((inb4 it's "MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON"))
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriN-not mistrust y-you... ....
Fukawawhispers toKirigiri((no))
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawa((fine))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaWhat? O-oh god, you're still here...!
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaU-ughh!!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaSurprise?
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaY-you talked to her, didn't you?!
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaReally?
Fujisaki
adjusts the seat
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaWhat did she say? Y-you must hate me even more now, do-don't you? Don't deny it-!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... Her? If you're talking about Kirigiri, I have. ... Fujisaki-san, not quite.
Fujisaki
starts driving. Surprisingly a smooth ride save for delayed braking and accelerating.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaN-no, don't a-act stupid with me-!!
Ikusaba
Can you see the road?
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaHmm. Okay.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaThe- the... ...the.. ... m-me after the- after I woke up from the car-!!
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'm not the best actor, I'm afraid...
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... Ah.
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaI assume the you that was wild was investigating the people in the squad.
Fukawa
SCREAMING
Fujisaki
(sorry got kicked from game)
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaYes, I did. She called you 'Gloomy', didn't she?
Fujisaki
Y-Yes I can!
Fujisaki
Barely.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI don't lie.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiri... .... ..yes.. ... that one....
Fujisaki
nobody knows why they werent pulled over for having someone who looks like a minor at the wheel.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriDid she.... .... did she try to... ... nothing bad h-happened, right?
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaI'm sure you have other redeeming qualities.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba... .... ..yes.. ... that one....
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaNo. Not really.
Fukawawhispers toFukawa((i hecked up))
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawa"She", if you mean the you who was wild, painted pictures with Naegi-kun's blood. That was about the worst of it.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaWhat did- what did she say to you?!?
Kirigiri
they're COPS they do what they want
Fujisaki
Um...here we are...
Someone cries out[Here you are indeed.]
Fujisaki
I'm sorry for the slow ride...
Someone cries out[The Seaworld Aquarium.]
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriThen no one- Mioda-san- n-nevermind.
Someone cries out[A lovely place for family fun and romantic first dates that screw up cos someone got too wet.]
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriDid you- did you do any snooping a-around?
Ikusaba
((thanks, crier))
Someone cries out[Except now, one fish tank's been cordoned off with yellow-black caution tape.]
Someone cries out[It looks like a body's still floating in there. The coroners aren't really rushing it, it seems.]
Someone cries out[It's a familiar body.]
Fujisaki
H-Here we are at Seaworld, everyone.
Fujisaki
swallows
Fukawa
:C
Someone cries out[Blue, bloated with water, but the hair dye is unmistakable.]
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriIf I do, I don't see them.
Someone cries out[It's Mioda.]
Fujisaki
...It's...Mioda-san...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriUnfortunately or not.
Kirigiri
...I don't know how much ground we can cover. Most of it is restricted area.
Kirigiri
Or glass.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaNothing particularly off-putting.
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaNot much. I was working something out at my desk.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou can... aim a gun.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaSomething about scissors. Something else about not having to worry, as we're girls.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaIn this police station, that's a rare skill.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba... .... .hrk... she's crazy...
Fujisaki
Um, we should try to look around near the top.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaIs she?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaWhat was she implying?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... what is it that we don't have to worry about, Fukawa-san?
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriI thought- you're some star detective, aren't you? Shouldn't you be more productive than m-me?
Mioda
back~
Kirigiriwhispers toFukawaI work at my own pace.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriWhere it shouldn't be.
Fukawawhispers toKirigiriN-nevermind. I- I only figure that it's safe to go to you, uhm.... her handwriting is... ..hard to read
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaNot at all.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou knew to not push the trigger when Fukawa went wild.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaT-that's none of your business-!
Ikusaba
Near the top?
Mioda
alrighty lesse
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaYou say you see death every day, but it also means you know when death is unnecessary.
Fujisaki
I mean, the mouth of the tank...?
Mioda
either im normal or insane
Ikusaba
Pray tell, how should we go about getting there?
Ikusaba
Are there any... ah.
Mioda
either mukuros insane or paranoid
Fujisaki
We might find some clues there..
Ikusaba
A ladder. Convenient.
Mioda
wait no im noRMAL
Fukawa
M-maintenance s-stairs? D-do you see any-
Mioda
dang
Fukawa
Huh... ... of course... I'm useless as usual....
Mioda
i got fukawa and kirigiri inno
Ikusaba
If you have nothing good to say about yourself, don't say it at all.
Fukawa
D-did- did w-whoever did this- use that ladder, could sh- could they have-
Mioda
so im normal
Fukawa
U-uh-!!
Mioda
so close yet so far
Ikusaba
Your mindset will spiral downwards into permanent negativity. ... more permanent negativity, that is.
Fukawa
F-fine.... .... I'll shut up like the worthless bitch I am, of course you'd say that....
Fujisaki
Ah, um! Fukawa-san, what were you about to say?
Ikusaba
... that's not what I...
Fujisaki
About the ladder, I mean...
Fukawa
pulls a face, silent
Ikusaba
uneasy, looks back at the tank
Mioda
welp guys gl
Fujisaki
P-Please speak up? It might be important...
Mioda
heeeeey dont leave me in the tank!
Fukawa
... .. i mean... .. what if the murderer used the ladder to g-get up there??!
Kirigiri
((I'm suddenly so tired sorry if I"m a bit unrespnsive))
Mioda
a shark might eat my beautiful body!
Fujisaki
Oh...!
Mioda
get it out!!
Fukawa
It-it's not like Mioda diffused through the g-glass, right-!?
Fukawa
So if we- if we use something so obvious-
Mioda
ooo
Fukawa
We'd be getting our own marks all over-
Mioda
THATS A GREAT SUPERPOWER LMAO
Fujisaki
Hmm, that's true...!
Ikusaba
... that was smart of you, Fukawa-san.
Fujisaki
Ah, we should dust that ladder...and maybe find a maintenance staircase instead?
Mioda
use a fishing rod to get me out!
Fujisaki
Good job, Fukawa-san.
Kirigiri
She might have fallen from a higher floor.
Fukawa
... . ..w-what-?
Ikusaba
We should look around.
Ikusaba
We seem unfamiliar with the area as it is.
Fukawa
looks incredulous at receiving praise
Ikusaba
No point drawing conclusions if we don't know what we're looking at.
Fukawa
S-she c-could have fallen, of course... .. ..
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriKirigiri.
Fujisaki
Well, we won't know if we don't investigate.
Fukawa
I'm nowhere near as smart as the Super Detective... ....
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAll deaths are unnecessary.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaThat's a laudable mindset.
Fukawa
T-there's probably.... ... some way to tell e-either way.. .. I don't know....
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((im so tired suddenly wtf))
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((jia you omg we can speed this up if u want i mean were not going anywhere))
MiodaFujisaki saidH-Here we are at Seaworld, everyone.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriIs it?
Mioda
I CAN QUOTE BLESS
Fujisaki
Every clue counts, Fukawa-san!
Fujisaki
Um, let's go and get some gloves from the car so we can dust the area for fingerprints and stuff!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriBecause then it falls upon how beneficial each potential victim of death is to my goal.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAnd I would say that /that/ is rather selfish of me.
Fukawa
I'll ... .... I'll follow you... ...
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa... Sorry. About cutting you off earlier.
Fujisaki
takes Fukawa's hand and smiled as they hurry off to the car
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((itsokkk))
Fujisaki
*smiles
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaBut you shouldn't speak ill of yourself.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba.... .... mmmhnhn...
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((but if I suddenly dont respond for a minute or so i might have dozed off momentarily))
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaNot when you mean something to the rest.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba.... ...these... ...shallow words of goodwill... ...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((omg please NL beforehand then if u dont reply i'll just tell them to kill u perhaps??))
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaDo you really... ... are y-you faking i-it?
Fujisaki
(im doing it. im doing the paleship chikawa)
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaD-don't mess with me.....
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI was never one for acting.
Fukawa
((YELLS))
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaEven my own sister says that.
Fukawa
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fukawa
tAKE HAND. HAND TAKEN, WHAT DO
Mioda
should i type out here we are at seaworld hinatakun i found a written version of it
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaY-you have a sister...?
Mioda
"Here we are at Seaworld, ＨＩＮＡＴＡ－ＫＵＮ,” he said so thoughtfully, so empathetically.
Ikusaba
disappears between a row of tanks in search of whatever
Mioda
Hinata was mad. His breasts were sore because he was ragging it hardcore.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba... ..... .. I m-mean, fuck, was that a-wkward-
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaDid I never mention? I do. She's... very important to me.
Mioda
Komaeda was very excited to be at Seaworld. He jumped up and down and clapped at every fish tank and screamed and laughed on
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaIt's fine. You can ask what you want, and I'll tell.
Mioda
every ride.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaThat's.. how trust is supposed to work, isn't it?
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI'm still learning myself.
Mioda
"Boy, does ＫＯＭＡＥＤＡ－ＣＨＡＮ love the Disneyworld of fish.” Hinata was DISGUSTED. He hates fish.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI don't- I don't understand why you keep- what you want-
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaTrust, hhaha-
Mioda
Komaeda turned to him, making little gill movements with his hands on his jaw and said, “What’s wrong, ＨＩＮＡＴＡ－ＫＵＮ?”
Mioda
And Hinata said “You inconsiderate, microwaved piece of soap.
Mioda
You know I hate fish more than I hate myself, even. Please, let’s go.”
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaThat's how it works in the books, but fuck if I k-know-
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI trust you.
Mioda
Komaeda got sad. He said, “But ＨＩＮＡＴＡ－ＫＵＮ, I won free tickets to Seaworld and knew I should take you!
Mioda
It was just bound for us. It was a couple’s ticket, anyway. We’re on a date, ＨＩＮＡＴＡ－ＫＵＮ!
Mioda
Besides, look! The fish love you.”
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaTrust? Love? Goodness? Pah-! They're all so great in the stories but out here they- it- it's pointless-
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaAnd it's up to you if the trust is mutual.
Fukawawhispers toIkusaba-what-?
Fujisaki
[later]
Mioda
ＨＩＮＡＴＡ－ＫＵＮ turned to see all the fish in the tanks gathered, looking at him. He felt his ahoge twitch.
Ikusaba
[timeskip? yes?]
Mioda
“No, no… This… This is impossible… this can’t be… this… IS THE WRONG ANIME 何これ
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaYou- you what-?
Ikusaba
((also i think grace mightve fallen asleep uh))
Mioda
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING どうして I’M NOT A FUCKING FISH, DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!”
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI- you-
Fujisaki
(oh. this is problem)
Mioda
He pulled his pants up and ran screaming, using his fins as air paddles to propel himself forward.
Ikusabawhispers toFukawaI trust you.
Kirigiri
((I WOKE UP HELLA))
Kirigiri
((SORRY))
Mioda
Komaeda laughed and chased after him with arms wide open. It was a peaceful day.
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaI-
Ikusaba
((OK SHOULD I NL AND THEN WE CAN MOVE ON OR ARE THERE THINGS TO DO TODAY))
Mioda
the end
Fukawawhispers toIkusabaAAH, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER GOODBYE
Ikusabawhispers toFukawa-?!
Fukawa
((I guess we can nl....?))
Mioda
i finished c&p seaworld and you still havent taken my body out imso dissapoint
N4
Day 5
Fukawa, the cop, was found washed up on the beach.
As read from the last will of Fukawa: i think im insane. if mioda was sane, then- reverse my reports.... iku inno kiri maf
Ikusaba
... I see.
Mioda
sup
Fukawa
ey
Fujisaki
Good morning everyone!
Kirigiri
((lmao))
Mioda
and yes p sure you are insane cause i was sane
Fujisaki
Eh...? Where's Fukawa-san? We were planning to have breakfast together today...
Fukawa
yeap I figured
Ikusaba
There's three of us. Fukawa-san isn't here.
Ikusaba
... There's only one answer.
Fujisaki
looks around, confused with a little bento in her hands
Kirigiri
...
Mioda
guess what i did while you guys were trying to get to my body ytd
Fujisaki
...Ikusaba-san? Kirigiri-san?
Fukawa
what
Fujisaki
...
Mioda
here we are at seaworld hinata kun
Kirigiri
I feel like I shouldn't speak until the announcer does...
Fujisaki
H-Huh...?
Mioda
the whole thing
Fukawa
mioda no
Mioda
i finished c&ping everything as well
Ikusaba
The announcer will confirm exactly what we know.
Mioda
you guys still didnt get my body
Mioda
im so sad
Fujisaki
...Y-You don't mean...
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom!
Someone cries outThat's right! You're catching on.
Someone cries outJabberwock Beach had an incident today.
Fukawa
the meme drove us off
Someone cries outRegarding a certain Officer Fukawa Touko.
Mioda
wanna guess whos maf btw
Fujisaki
...!
Fukawa
ikusaba
Fujisaki
drops the bento
Mioda
nope
Fujisaki
No...
Fukawa
NO?
Mioda
nope
Ikusaba
... ...
Fukawa
SO FRAMER SCREWS UP INSANE COPS TOO
Someone cries outAnd by that, I mean a certain Officer Fukawa Touko washed up on the beach.
Mioda
yup
Someone cries outDead, if it wasn't clear.
Fukawa
that's hard to comprehend man
Fukawa
THEN WHO
Mioda
guess
Fujisaki
No...!
Mioda
kirigiri or fujisaki
Fukawa
FUJISAKI?!?!
Someone cries outAnd with that, the senior investigative bureau has determined...
Mioda
DING DGIN DING
Someone cries out...the killer is one of you.
Fukawa
NO BUT BOTH OF THEM TURNED UP MAF
Fukawa
I INVESTIGATED BOTH OF THEM
Ikusaba
Kirigiri. I told you just yesterday... that all deaths are unnecessary.
Fujisaki
N-Nooooo!!!
Mioda
unexpected right
Ikusaba
I was wrong.
Someone cries outGood luck, and hopefully only one of you needs to die here.
Mioda
last night framer framed kirigiri
Someone cries outBim bom bam bom.
Fujisaki
No, no, wait, what...
Ikusaba
My reports are as follows.
Mioda
before that idk i was aliv
Mioda
*e
Kirigiri
?
Fukawa
last night I investigated fujisaki?? heck
Fujisaki
Ikusaba-san? Kirigiri-san...what's going on...
Fukawa
n1 ikusaba inno n2 kirigiri maf n3 fujisaki maf
Ikusaba
The first night, we worked separately, did we not?
Kirigiri
Right.
Fukawa
even if ikusaba was framed fujisaki wouldn't have been able to stop himself from turning up innocent on an insane cop's repor
Fujisaki
Y-Yes, we did...
Ikusaba
I had a feeling this would happen. So I trialed after Mioda-san.
Ikusaba
I found her guilty.
Mioda
hm wait a min n2 i investigated kirigiri and she got inno
Fujisaki
B-But she wasn't...?
Mioda
so i was insane??
Ikusaba
Second night, I attempted to find leads. Perhaps leads that were useful.
Fukawa
BUT IM A COP, YOU'RE SANE
Mioda
n1 fukawa inno n2 kirigiri inno
Ikusaba
Fujisaki-san, you were found guilty.
Fujisaki
M-Me?!
Mioda
THIS IS WEIRD
Ikusaba
And today, I found out that Fukawa-san was also found guilty.
Fujisaki
H-Huh?
Fujisaki
Wait, that can't be right...
Fukawa
WHY ISNT IT IKUSABA, EPICAMF WHY
Kirigiri
Found guilty by who? By you?
Ikusaba
... and I realised, to my dismay, that... my reports had been tampered with.
Ikusaba
By me, indeed.
Fujisaki
How could...all three of us be guilty?
Ikusaba
You're not. Or you might be.
Mioda
DAMN UH LETS TRY TO FIGURE THIS OUT SLOWLY
Ikusaba
I don't know who it is, but I do know everything I've come up with is useless.
Mioda
ok so confirm neither of us are paranoid thats for sure
Fukawa
yeah
Kirigiri
Okay, fine.
Ikusaba
((wait a fucking second))
Kirigiri
Then let's take an indirect approach.
Ikusaba
((NO ITS NOT))
Mioda
when u investigated fujisaki you were right
Fujisaki
Umm...hmm...
Mioda
so you mustve been sane
Kirigiri
We can look at the wills of our squadmates.
Mioda
and fujisaki framed kirigiri on n2
Mioda
andim insane cause i got it wrong
Ikusaba
... that's right. There is one way my reports can come in useful.
Fukawa
DOES FRAMING WORK ON PARANOID COPS
Fujisaki
Well...Fukawa-san said...
Mioda
IDK
Mioda
WAIT SHIT
Kirigiri
Mioda-san investigated Fukawa-san and she was right. Innocent.
Fujisaki
Ikusaba-san was innocent...
Fujisaki
But Kirigiri-san...
Mioda
IT MEANS FUJISAKI MUSTVE FRAMED FUKAWA SINCE I GOT INNO ON HER N1
Fujisaki
Eh?
Fukawa
WE HECKED UP???
Fujisaki
...
Mioda
I MEAN YOU
Mioda
IDK?????
Mioda
SHIT
Fujisaki
This...doesn't tally up...?
Ikusaba
I didn't investigate Kirigiri, did I?
Ikusaba
But if I had, and if she came up innocent...
Fujisaki
hurriedly checks phone, scrolling through a notepad
Ikusaba
Then I'd be insane.
Kirigiri
And according to Fukawa-san, if Mioda was right, we should reverse her investigations.
Ikusaba
And Fukawa-san.. would have been sane.
Fujisaki
I...thought that Ikusaba-san was...
Kirigiri
Me, innocent.
Ikusaba
... Did Ibuki have any innocent reports?
Kirigiri
Ikusaba-san, guilty.
Kirigiri
Yes. She found Fukawa-san innocent and she was right.
Kirigiri
"As read from the last will of Mioda: Ibuki says freeze! You're under a rest! Hehe! N1: Touko inno N2: Kyoko"
Ikusaba
... But I... but it can't be.
Kirigiri
In any case, I'm very sorry, but it couldn't have been me at all.
Kirigiri
That's because... every night I've been stuck behind a desk.
Kirigiri
pulls out microphone from inside shirt
Mioda
SHOULD I ASK THE GROUP CHAT IF FRAMER WORKS ON INSANE
Fukawa
WE DIDNT CHECK FUJISAKI
Someone cries outDoing maintenance on this shit.
Fukawa
WE CAN
Someone cries outAnd the fact that you didn't know that, Ikusaba-san...
Someone cries outMeans that you weren't really there on those nights, were you?
Fujisaki
...If Kirigiri-san is...the PA person...
Ikusaba
... but I... but it...
Mioda
I WNATED TO INVESTIGATE FUJISAKI ON N2 BUT I CHANGED MY MIND DAMMIT
Fujisaki
slowly turns to Ikusaba-san
Fujisaki
...I...I thought...that I was...wrong...
Fukawa
I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
Fukawa
BUT DAMN I SHOULD HAVE, ON RETROSPECT OF /COURSE/ FUJISAKI WOULD FRAME KIRIGIRI
Ikusaba
Fujisaki-san, you...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou were framed. You must have been.
Mioda
SAME HERE DAMMIT
Fukawa
EVERYONE'S FIRST COURSE OF ACTION WOULD BE TO CHECK IF THE SHSL DETECTIVE WAS TRUSTWORTHY OR NOT
Fujisaki
N-No...
Fujisaki
No...
Fujisaki
I can't be correct this time...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri... Kirigiri-san.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaHow would you know?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriKirigiri-san, please.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriI.. I wouldn't. I can't prove myself innocent at all, can I?
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriHow would I know, indeed.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaCheck Fujisaki-san's reports.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaThat's all we can do.
Kirigiri
Fujisaki-san.
Kirigiri
What were your reports?
Fujisaki
This...isn't happening.
Fujisaki
I...I...
Fujisaki
Let me...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriIf I'm innocent... then Fukawa was sane. Mioda was insane.
Fujisaki
checks phone
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriAnd I'm paranoid.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriYou were framed on the night Fukawa decided to investigate you, possibly.
Mioda
I AM SO CONFUSED
Mioda
are cop games usually this confusing
Fukawa
ME TOO....
Fukawa
I'VE FORGOTTEN....
Fujisaki
(im literally checking phone here. lmao)
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriOr the reverse could have happened. Fukawa could have been insane. I was framed the first night. Mioda was sane.
Fukawa
there are fairly clear-cut games
Ikusaba
... I... refuse to believe that this is...
Mioda
shit i cant say our reports dont match up on the group chat cause itll be giving away clues
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((my gut feeling tells me this is exactly what happened i.e. the framing but I can't prove that ic I'm not pro enough))
Mioda
whaaa
Fukawa
and there are also games like these BUT USUALLY NOT GAMES WHERE EVEN THE DEAD HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE BAD GUY IS THE BAD GUY
Fukawa
shit
Mioda
epicmaf what have you done
Fukawa
can we say we're confused too
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((then again my gut feeling is 50% wrong))
Fujisaki
Night One, Fukawa-san Guilty...Night Two, Ikusaba-san Innocent...
Fukawa
is that spoiling too much
Mioda
idk??
Fujisaki
...
Mioda
iT DOES????
Fukawa
yeah. heck
Fujisaki
I thought...that this was...strange.
Mioda
fuck this is so confusing
Kirigiri
Night 3?
Fujisaki
Because...Fukawa-san was innocent, wasn't she?
Fujisaki
Kirigiri-san, you were...
Fukawa
wait you confirm saw fujisaki as framer right
Fujisaki
Guilty.
Fujisaki
...
Fukawa
GET FUJISAKI OH MY GOD ONLY THE PARANOID COP IS LEFT
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriyoloswag))
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusaba((she's claiming insane. not a smart move right she should have claimed paranoid))
Ikusaba
...
Mioda
yes confirm fujisaki is framer
Mioda
omfg
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((yep))
Fukawa
G E T H E R
Kirigiri
((I think I need to like draw out a diagram heck me))
Kirigiri
9((SHIT PARENTS HOME))
Fukawa
him. what the heck
Kirigiri
((BYE I NEEDT O CLEAR?)
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri((UH WELL))
Mioda
waiT WHOS RPING FUJISAKI CAN WE ASK HER HOW SHES FRAMING THEM IN N1 AND 2
Ikusaba
((GO WITH GUT FEELING??))
Fujisaki
(SHIT SON MOBILE)
Ikusaba
It's apparent now, isn't it? Something she said isn't adding up.
Kirigiri
((back sorry))
Kirigiri
To bring in metaknowledge, because I'm too sleepy for this shit,
Kirigiri
There's one sane, one insane, one paranoid cop.
Fukawa
I THINK IT'S TAB
Fukawa
ASK IF TAB IS FUJISKI FIRST
Ikusaba
Yes.
Kirigiri
If all paranoid cop reports turn out guilty, regardless of framing,
Mioda
YES SHE IS SHESTHE ONE WHO MENTIONED CH2
Kirigiri
then Fukawa-san and Mioda-san weren't paranoid.
Kirigiri
They were either sane or insane.
Kirigiri
Ikusaba-san has claimed paranoid.
Kirigiri
Fujisaki-san, on the other hand... has claimed insane.
Kirigiri
Which isn't possible.
Fujisaki
...!
Kirigiri
Such a shame. If you'd claimed the right thing, your defence would have been perfect.
Fujisaki
shrinks back
Fujisaki
...U-Uuu...
Mioda
tab says she kirigiried for both nights
Ikusaba
...
Fujisaki
Upupu...pu? Pu...A-Ah. I can't even pretend to have fallen into despair...
Ikusaba
Why did you do it?
Kirigiri
pulls out microphone
Fukawa
there were three nights though I have 3 reports??
Fujisaki
...
Ikusaba
grimaces at the tone change
Someone cries outSecurity, head to 11307 headquarters, please.
Fujisaki
Oowada-kun..
Fukawa
but NO WAIT.
Fukawa
IM SANE
Fukawa
IM S A N E
Fukawa
NO WAIT
Fujisaki
He was...on an assignment with Naegi-kun, last month.
Mioda
I THINK SO I THINK SHE KIRIGIRIED FOR ALL NIGHTS
Fukawa
THEN HOW DID YOU GET A INNO ON ME
Mioda
WAIT
Fukawa
WE CAN'T BOTH BE SANE
Mioda
THE HECK
Mioda
YEAH SHE KIRIGIRIED ALL THE WAY
Fujisaki
Oowada-kun wasn't killed by me...
Mioda
WTH
Fujisaki
But...Naegi-kun...I did it.
Fukawa
THE SECOND NIGHT I CHECKED KIRIGIRI. ASSUMING KIRIGIRI WAS FRAMED, I GOT A MAF REPORT- I.E. IM SANE?
Fujisaki
Oowada-kun was killed by the same serial killer we had been looking for. I was looking for that killer too.
Mioda
CONFIRM FUJISAKI FRAMED KIRIGIRI ALL NIGHTS
Mioda
*CONFIRMED
Fujisaki
Naegi-kun...he...
Fujisaki
...My last message from Oowada-kun was this.
Fukawa
I.E. YOU'RE INSANE? BUT THEN WHY WOULD YOU GET INNO FOR BOTH
Mioda
SO HOW DID I, THE INSANE,
Fukawa
??????
Mioda
WHA T
Fukawa
SOMETHING DIDN'T GO THROUGH?
Mioda
IS THIS A GLITCH OR
Fujisaki
taps on phone a bit, showing it to Mukuro and Kyoko
Mioda
I WENT BACK TO CHECK AND YEAH I GOT INNO FOR BOTH YOU AND KIRIGIRI
Fukawa
IVE CHECKED
Fukawa
WHY THIS
Fujisaki
> gave neggs an openin 2 make a break 4 it
Mioda
WAIT I AM INSANE
Mioda
SINCE KIRIGIRI IS FRAMED
Mioda
MEANS MY GUILTY -> INNO
Mioda
WAIT
Mioda
WAAAAIT
Fukawa
BUT THAT WOULDN'T EXPLAIN ME
Mioda
SHIT
Fujisaki
> sorry. im not goin 2 be able 2 make it to that birthday parthy 4 ishimaru
Fujisaki
> lol
Fukawa
THIS IS HECKED UP
Mioda
TAB SHUT UP
Kirigiri
((oowada PLS)0
Mioda
STOP PULLING DR CH2/3 INTOT THIS
Fujisaki
...
Mioda
DEADCHAT IS FREAKING OUT ALRDY
Fukawa
HECKING
Ikusaba
So he...
Fujisaki
Naegi-kun ran...he...if he stayed...maybe...Oowada-kun would have died...
Mioda
IF IM INSANE THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE GUILTY
Mioda
AND KIRI SHOULD BE GUILTY -> INNO
Fujisaki
*wouldn't
Mioda
BUT SHE GOT FRAMED SO KIRI SHOULD BE INNO -> GUILTY
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriok so after we lynch the shota u wanna hang tonite
Fujisaki
sniffs, trying not to cry more
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiri; )
Mioda
SO BOTH REPORTS SHOULD BE GUILTY
Fukawa
what
Fujisaki
I-I was...! So...! Angry...
Fukawa
i don't understand anything
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabasure whats your idea of romance super soldier
Mioda
AAARGH
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabalaser tag
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabatime crisis
Fujisaki
Ishimaru-san doesn't know yet...
Mioda
im gonna c&p this part first
Mioda
FUJISAKI SHUT THE FUCK UP
Fujisaki
B-But now...! We can't celebrate his birthday together and it's all his fault...!
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriwe can watch the 2010 olympics while you touch my superior biceps
Fujisaki
And...! And...! I...couldn't...help.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabathere is no 2010 olympics
Mioda
MUKURO STOP FLIRTING W KIRI OMFG
Ikusaba
Was all of this worth it?
Fujisaki
I was so happy...so happy when we got the case. I could finally...sniff...look for the killer...
Kirigiri
So...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigirii can be your 2010 olympics
Kirigiri
Oowada-kun sacrificed himself to save Naegi-kun.
Kirigiri
And then, you killed Naegi-kun.
Mioda
goddamn were so into how our reports dont make sense we missed the actual confession shit and the kirikuro
Fujisaki
...Yeah...
Kirigiri
Therefore rendering Oowada-kun's death in vain.
Ikusaba
With that, Oowada-kun's death was in vain...
Fujisaki
...?!
Fujisaki
...
Fukawa
welp
Kirigiri
You undid what he died for.
Fujisaki
...I guess...I did...
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabathat means we gotta do it in singapore bb and that gross
Fujisaki
starts sobbing
Fujisaki
Ahh, I'm such a fool...
Ikusaba
... I'm sorry, Fujisaki-san.
Kirigiri
Ikusaba-san told me this a few nights ago.
Fujisaki
A-haaah...huh...uuu...
Kirigiri
All deaths are unnecessary.
Kirigiri
All because someone dies doesn't mean you add new ones to the tally.
Fujisaki
You're right...
Fujisaki
Nn...
Mioda
welp we shall know who is which cop when fujisaki is dead
Kirigiri
We'll find this serial killer for you, Fujisaki-san.
Mioda
then id have to work fast before i get kicked
Fujisaki
I-I know...un...you...uu...will...
Ikusabawhispers toKirigirithx
Ikusaba
... I hear footsteps.
Fukawa
yea
Fujisaki
I'm sorry, everyone...I'm so sorry...
Ikusaba
They're coming.
Fujisaki
crumples to the floor, sobbing
Ikusaba
This might seem a bit out of place, but...
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabalets do 2012 olympics instead london has snow and shit
Ikusaba
Fujisaki-san.
Ikusaba
What is your favourite food?
Kirigiri
...?
Fujisaki
...?
Kirigiri
Ikusaba-san?
Kirigiri
((don't say it's saba))
Fujisaki
T-The lunch special from the first day...
Kirigiri
Tuna mayo onigiri?
Fujisaki
T-Tuna mayo...onigiri.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigirii'll be the snow on your big ben, baby ; )
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaoo mukuro oo
Fujisaki
It was the first thing Oowada-kun made for us, the first time we all went out together.
Ikusaba
... I see.
Mioda
WHY ARE YOU PULLING THE CHISHIMONDO OUT
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabaand they said the canadian luge was gay
Ikusaba
If you confess your crimes and spare no detail...
Fujisaki
It's so...heheh...weird, but it tasted good because...uuu...uu...
Ikusaba
They might not... they might not kill you.
Mioda
[DYING WHALE NOISES]
Fukawa
im so sorry
Ikusaba
And if that happens.
Fujisaki
I-I'll do my best...
Fujisaki
I-I'll do my best...
Kirigiri
I have no idea what this has to do with favourite food, but that's true.
Ikusaba
I'll drop by once in a while with tuna mayo onigiri.
Fujisaki
...You...will?
Ikusaba
... Kirigiri-san and I both will.
Kirigiri
I'll come too.
Fujisaki
smiles tearfully
Kirigiri
Maybe not with onigiri, but I'll drop by.
Fujisaki
T-Thank you...
Kirigiri
We're still a squad.
Ikusabawhispers toKirigiriim gay
Kirigiri
Even if almost half of us are dead.
Kirigiriwhispers toIkusabalets be gayer than the canadian luge bb
Fujisaki
I...Maybe I'll come back if and when they release me...and I'll do my best to help you...
Ikusaba
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Fujisaki
Ikusaba-san, Kirigiri-san, thank you...
END
fukawa: sane
ibuki: insane
mukuro: paranoid
kirigiri: crier
fujisaki: the fucking loser i hate you