Mint Berry Trolling

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Neverwinter: Ah mah gad, pc bluescreened, stop hacking me plz
Sir Mint Berry is now Away.
Sir Mint Berry is now Online.
Sir Mint Berry is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Sir Mint Berry: my pro hax > ur skillz
Neverwinter: so you admit you hax, must banned berry from spammoman group
Neverwinter: Berry's pro hax 2gud
Sir Mint Berry: wintr pls
Sir Mint Berry: i alredy hakked spmoman group
Neverwinter: oh my god, that means MDNZ has been hax too
Neverwinter: Need report 2 valve
Neverwinter: gg haxxor
Sir Mint Berry has changed their name to Gabe Newell.
Gabe Newell: Yes, what seems to be the problem?
Neverwinter: Hai Gabe, when releaze Half Life 3?
Neverwinter: Also banned berry plox
Neverwinter: He gud haxxor
Gabe Newell: Ah, certainly my dear friend! Will do!
Gabe Newell: Also, Half Life 3 is currently in the alpha phase. We will send you the beta as soon as we are ready.
Gabe Newell: After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the weight
Gabe Newell has changed their name to Sir Mint Berry.
Neverwinter: Thanks Gaben
Sir Mint Berry: np
Sir Mint Berry: wat
Neverwinter: Berry u got banned by gaben. wp
Sir Mint Berry: y poliec took my computr
Sir Mint Berry: nooooooooo
Neverwinter: good game. Enjoy being banned by poliz.
Sir Mint Berry: fukk u nevrwintr! i came bak and kik u ass
Neverwinter: lololololo, try to kik me. I maek sure Gaben bans all ur alts too
Sir Mint Berry: oke yu win wintr. was gud gaim and i loost
Neverwinter: gg haxxor. Gaben > Pro Haxxor
Neverwinter: Alwayz
Sir Mint Berry: wintr plz
Sir Mint Berry: i waz gaebn entire tiem
Neverwinter: Iz not possible. I spoke Gaben juz nao. He promised HL3 and banned u
Neverwinter: He saiz i get beta HL3
Neverwinter: Is realz Gaben
Sir Mint Berry: waz a lie. der is no hl3, i use hat moni from tf2 to buy me lotsof foodz
Sir Mint Berry: oh noez now i die fron high blood pressur
Neverwinter: ah my gadz
Neverwinter: U also impersonatorz and scammerz nao
Sir Mint Berry: hear take al my monies
Sir Mint Berry: gudbie wintr
Sir Mint Berry: *dies*
Neverwinter: NOOOO!!
Neverwinter: You deserved the death for all your crimes. However, I shall not accept your money for I have my reputation and dignity to keep. I shall never accept any sort of fund from impersonators, scammers, and hackers, Good day