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- Rich Corporation is a band that was assembled with the goal of restructuring modern popular music into a more profitable business model.
- Members List:
- -Mark McCoubrey: Guitar, Vocals
- -Michael Schotter: Guitar, Ultra-GuitarTM
- -Clark Reese: Bass, Vocals
- -Willie Condrey: Drums, Karate Mastery
- Promotional Consideration
- Steam Train: Paid for by the infinite and awe inspiring cosmos.
- Fools: Sweet ass drum solo paid for in part by a grant from the Arts for the Well Privileged Foundation.
- Eight Cylinder: Chorus brought to you by The SuperFood Company. Try new Chicklins!
- Take Me Out (Franz-Ferdinand cover): We won the right to play this song after a failed hostile takeover of Franz-Ferdinand's label resulting in a fight to the death with the band. R.I.P Adam and Dave
- The Company (accelerando): Paid for by N.A.S.A. To see if we could design the first song that rocked as hard in space as it does on earth. It totally does. Go ahead, call our bluff.
- Cocaine Mustache: This song was written by a team of super soldiers that broke off from their unit and hid the the Himalayan mountains writing music for 20 years. They gifted it to us after a night of peyote and soul searching on Tom Hanks' mega yacht.
- Autumn and Sobriety: This song was pieced together from tapes of John Madden snoring. Research and Development provided by Bags of Snakes.
- Radio: Written by a supercomputer designed to emulate all our personalities at 25x the speed.
- RICH CORPORATION
- LEGALLY BINDING ENJOYMENT CONTRACT
- I (initial)____, agree that I did enjoy the show, that I have been rocked hard as hell, and that I will go check out Rich Corporation's Facebook page.
- I swear that I will make sure to watch out for songs, shows, videos and eventually check out some merch. And maybe even share a post every now and then.
- Sign Here
- X___________________________
- Questions and Comments can be sent directly into Mark's brain via
- RichCorporationBand@gmail.com
- We only accept criticisms in written form on $100 bills.
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