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  1. //mostly offline commands
  2. alias 0set0 toggle "sv_cheats 0 1"
  3. alias 0set1 -left
  4. alias 0set2 toggle "cl_showpos 0 1"
  5. alias 0set3 -right
  6. alias 0set4 +left
  7. alias 0set5 dropitem
  8. alias 0set6 +right
  9. alias 0set7 mp_waitingforplayers_cancel 1
  10. alias 0set8 toggle "r_drawviewmodel 0 1"
  11. alias 0set9
  12.  
  13. //say commands and fucking around
  14. alias 1set0 say "( ͠°͟ ʖ ͡°)"
  15. alias 1set1 say "ಠ_ಠ"
  16. alias 1set2 say "ಠ◡ಠ"
  17. alias 1set3
  18. alias 1set4 say "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ"
  19. alias 1set5 say "(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
  20. alias 1set6 say " ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)"
  21. alias 1set7 say "such amaze"
  22. alias 1set8 say "so wow"
  23. alias 1set9 say "many skill"
  24.  
  25. //say commands and fucking around
  26. alias 2set0 say "<3"
  27. alias 2set1 say "yeah well... shut up"
  28. alias 2set2 say ""
  29. alias 2set3 say "Has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
  30. alias 2set4 say ""
  31. alias 2set5 say "☝☝☝☝☝"
  32. alias 2set6 say "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
  33. alias 2set7 say "NO FUCKING SWEARING ON THIS SERVER"
  34. alias 2set8 say "we r ononomous. we r legun. forgiv and forgt. expoct us."
  35. alias 2set9 say "when I try to sing I sound like a walrus giving birth to farm equipment"
  36.  
  37. alias 2set9 say "mgur.com/SYMqcpq"
  38.  
  39. //say commands and fucking around
  40. alias 3set0 say "youtube.com/RNC1839"
  41. alias 3set1 say "youtu.be/PGsnZlKNuho"
  42. alias 3set2 say "youtube.com/watch?v=zCWLcZmLK68"
  43. alias 3set3 say "youtu.be/gLcgN13PARk"
  44. alias 3set4 say "youtu.be/70nBPwWkV9g"
  45. alias 3set5
  46. alias 3set6
  47. alias 3set7
  48. alias 3set8
  49. alias 3set9
  50.  
  51. //ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ
  52. alias 4set0
  53. alias 4set1 say "ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ☆ YAY I GOT A STAR"
  54. alias 4set2 say "hai ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ"
  55. alias 4set3 say "ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ"
  56. alias 4set4 say "ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ YAY I'M THE BEST"
  57. alias 4set5 say "☆ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ☆"
  58. alias 4set6 say "(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ ┻━┻"
  59. alias 4set7 say "つ´Д`)つ"
  60. alias 4set8 say "つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ gimme a hug"
  61. alias 4set9 say "つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ"
  62.  
  63. //recording binds add demoui stuff if it exists
  64. alias 5set0 toggle "cl_drawhud 0 1"
  65. alias 5set1 toggle "r_decals 0 200"
  66. alias 5set2 toggle "hud_saytext_time 0 12"
  67. alias 5set3 toggle "demo_timescale .5 1"
  68. alias 5set4 thirdperson
  69. alias 5set5 demo_togglepause
  70. alias 5set6 firstperson
  71. alias 5set7
  72. alias 5set8
  73. alias 5set9
  74.  
  75. //unset
  76. alias 6set0 say "ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ REMAX OR RIOT ヽ( 。 ヮ゚)ノ"
  77. alias 6set1
  78. alias 6set2
  79. alias 6set3
  80. alias 6set4
  81. alias 6set5
  82. alias 6set6
  83. alias 6set7
  84. alias 6set8
  85. alias 6set9
  86.  
  87. //unset
  88. alias 7set0
  89. alias 7set1
  90. alias 7set2
  91. alias 7set3
  92. alias 7set4
  93. alias 7set5
  94. alias 7set6
  95. alias 7set7
  96. alias 7set8
  97. alias 7set9
  98.  
  99. //server things
  100. alias 8set0
  101. alias 8set1 "bind mouse5 sm_givehealth rnc1839 500"
  102. alias 8set2 "bind mouse4 sm_noclip rnc1839"
  103. alias 8set3
  104. alias 8set4
  105. alias 8set5
  106. alias 8set6
  107. alias 8set7
  108. alias 8set8
  109. alias 8set9
  110.  
  111. //server things
  112. alias 9set0
  113. alias 9set1
  114. alias 9set2
  115. alias 9set3
  116. alias 9set4
  117. alias 9set5
  118. alias 9set6
  119. alias 9set7 "sm_cvar mp_humans_must_join_team blue"
  120. alias 9set8 "sm_cvar mp_humans_must_join_team any"
  121. alias 9set9 "sm_cvar mp_humans_must_join_team red"
  122.  
  123.  
  124. //boring stuff
  125. alias main0set "bind KP_INS 0set0; bind KP_END 0set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 0set2; bind KP_PGDN 0set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 0set4; bind KP_5 0set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 0set6; bind KP_HOME 0set7; bind KP_UPARROW 0set8; bind KP_PGUP 0set9"
  126. alias main1set "bind KP_INS 1set0; bind KP_END 1set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 1set2; bind KP_PGDN 1set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 1set4; bind KP_5 1set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 1set6; bind KP_HOME 1set7; bind KP_UPARROW 1set8; bind KP_PGUP 1set9"
  127. alias main2set "bind KP_INS 2set0; bind KP_END 2set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 2set2; bind KP_PGDN 2set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 2set4; bind KP_5 2set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 2set6; bind KP_HOME 2set7; bind KP_UPARROW 2set8; bind KP_PGUP 2set9"
  128. alias main3set "bind KP_INS 3set0; bind KP_END 3set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 3set2; bind KP_PGDN 3set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 3set4; bind KP_5 3set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 3set6; bind KP_HOME 3set7; bind KP_UPARROW 3set8; bind KP_PGUP 3set9"
  129. alias main4set "bind KP_INS 4set0; bind KP_END 4set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 4set2; bind KP_PGDN 4set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 4set4; bind KP_5 4set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 4set6; bind KP_HOME 4set7; bind KP_UPARROW 4set8; bind KP_PGUP 4set9"
  130. alias main5set "bind KP_INS 5set0; bind KP_END 5set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 5set2; bind KP_PGDN 5set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 5set4; bind KP_5 5set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 5set6; bind KP_HOME 5set7; bind KP_UPARROW 5set8; bind KP_PGUP 5set9"
  131. alias main6set "bind KP_INS 6set0; bind KP_END 6set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 6set2; bind KP_PGDN 6set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 6set4; bind KP_5 6set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 6set6; bind KP_HOME 6set7; bind KP_UPARROW 6set8; bind KP_PGUP 6set9"
  132. alias main7set "bind KP_INS 7set0; bind KP_END 7set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 7set2; bind KP_PGDN 7set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 7set4; bind KP_5 7set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 7set6; bind KP_HOME 7set7; bind KP_UPARROW 7set8; bind KP_PGUP 7set9"
  133. alias main8set "bind KP_INS 8set0; bind KP_END 8set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 8set2; bind KP_PGDN 8set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 8set4; bind KP_5 8set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 8set6; bind KP_HOME 8set7; bind KP_UPARROW 8set8; bind KP_PGUP 8set9"
  134. alias main9set "bind KP_INS 9set0; bind KP_END 9set1; bind KP_DOWNARROW 9set2; bind KP_PGDN 9set3; bind KP_LEFTARROW 9set4; bind KP_5 9set5; bind KP_RIGHTARROW 9set6; bind KP_HOME 9set7; bind KP_UPARROW 9set8; bind KP_PGUP 9set9"
  135.  
  136. //reset stuff
  137. alias reseter "bind KP_INS main0set; bind KP_END main1set; bind KP_DOWNARROW main2set; bind KP_PGDN main3set; bind KP_LEFTARROW main4set; bind KP_5 main5set; bind KP_RIGHTARROW main6set; bind KP_HOME main7set; bind KP_UPARROW main8set; bind KP_PGUP main9set;"
  138. bind KP_DEL reseter
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