alias "trashcan1" "say I PRAY TO GOD A PACK OF WOLVES RAPES YOU IN THE DEAD OF WINTER AND FORCES YOU TO WALK HOME BAREFOOT!"
alias "trashcan2" "say wow destroid p.s. ur utter shit"
alias "trashcan3" "say w0w SNAPPED u HARD (fkn shitter)"
alias "trashcan4" "say did u kno if u take l4d and replace L with B, u get B4D, and thats u"
alias "trashcan5" "say LMFAO nt retard 8===--D~~ (cum)"
alias "trashcan6" "say {{R@PeD}} :: btw you are shit"
alias "trashcan7" "say hope ur ok with going on utube!!"
alias "trashcan8" "say L0l did u just buy dis game??!? ROFRRL"
alias "trashcan9" "say LMAO u got SMASHD!! (and your dad fingers you)"
alias "trashcan10" "say loL :D get b3tt3r fgt (jk u cant)"
alias "trashcan11" "say U <3 SP3RM (ESP UR DADZ L0L) ~~~c====8"
alias "trashcan12" "say <--- BEATDOWN BRINGA (smashed u dickhead)"
alias "trashcan13" "say !! r0FL shat on -- ****nice play fagg0t****"
alias "trashcan14" "say You tried youre best. thats all that maters - qu33rL0L"
alias "trashcan15" "say wer3 u born yesterday??? ~~ ROFL sh1tty"
alias "trashcan16" "say u did good.... for a fCKing~BADDIE...sh4t on"
alias "trashcan17" "say lolURb4d at an E-Z GAME (>^^)>"
alias "trashcan18" "say go milk a cow you shitmongering cuntnugget"
alias "trashcan19" "say u = v1rgin n3rd~"
alias "trashcan20" "say cheer up^ :) youre small d1k isnt noticealbe under ur BaDnEsS"
alias "trashcan21" "say ==----**~~#NOOB DOWN#~~**----=="
alias "trashcan22" "say NEWSFLASH NIGGA U AINT JEZUZ, NO 1 CAN BE JEZUZ LIKE H E WAS NIGGA U TIHNKIN U CAN?"
alias "trashcan23" "say rack off you crazy little dingo!!! FFS????@!"
alias "trashcan24" "say L0L :-) L0L u g0t r4P3D id10t :-) L0L"
alias "trashcan25" "say nt nigger (suck my cunt)"
alias "trashcan26" "say **maybee** if u stoped jerkin it to anime u'd get a gf ^______^"
alias "trashcan27" "say hey l00k, its a gay virg1n"
alias "trashcan28" "say CRY SOME MORE - Team Fortress 2 Heavy Weapons Guy"
alias "trashcan29" "say  at least i have arms n legs (thats what it feels like playing vs u)"
alias "trashcan30" "say i laffed iRL b-cuz your so BAD *(<(<(OEWNED>)>)*"
alias "trashcan31" "say **PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended."
alias "trashcan32" "say GO BACK TO ASS-LAND YOU DICK-CODDLING PRINCE!"
alias "trashcan33" "say **PROTIP** If you wanna frag people you have to hit them."
alias "trashcan34" "say **PROTIP** Use the reticule in the middle of the screen to aim."
alias "trashcan35" "say Do you feel special? Please try suicide again... hopefully you will be successful this time."
alias "trashcan36" "say **PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming."
alias "trashcan37" "say rofl pubbers are so bad its funny"
alias "trashcan38" "say LOL WOW watchin u play this game is like watching helen keller play tennis"
alias "trashcan39" "say ahaha ur awful"
alias "trashcan40" "say lolumad"
alias "trashcan41" "say calm down br0, ur bad, just accept it"
alias "trashcan42" "say ROFL WOW BADDIES EVERYWHERE"
alias "trashcan43" "say qq  qq     qq q qq QQ"
alias "trashcan44" "say I had to quit water polo, my horse kept slipping on the bottom of the pool."
alias "trashcan45" "say LMDOIUE (laf my dik off into ur ear)"
alias "trashcan46" "say u hav 1 week 2 live cuz u dying of stage 12 --own--"
alias "trashcan47" "say BUTTDEVASTATED"
alias "trashcan48" "say ur such a looser ur wife is paper bag"
alias "trashcan49" "say u so asspissed rite now ur bluddy poo steam w/rage"
alias "trashcan50" "say y dont u gb2gayville ur dad is wait"
alias "trashcan51" "say how dos it fel 2b autism"
alias "trashcan52" "say get the weiner out of your mouth, ShitFUckeDDDDD!~@#("
alias "trashcan53" "say ay are u Oscar teh grouch!?!? CUZ U LIV INA TRASHCAN!!!!!!!!!??"
alias "trashcan54" "say lmfao ur an moron"
alias "trashcan55" "say Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so ~~~~"
alias "trashcan56" "say hang urslef from a high cieling, u candy apple jabroni >:("
alias "trashcan57" "say I took ur mom out to a nice steak dinner, but rly it was my evil twin with ur mmm and I was at your house raping your father"
alias "trashcan58" "say g0 rub your cock against a cheese grater you titcrapping twigfucker"
alias "trashcan59" "say u only even touchin me cause my girl is screamin, im not gonna take a loss that aint legit -- i poop on u, im jus distracted"
alias "trashcan60" "say Your mother swims out to meet troopships."
alias "trashcan61" "say So next time i scratch my ass i will think of you...now do everyone a favor and FUCK OFF."
alias "trashcan62" "say Shut the fuck up, you cock juggling thundercunt"
alias "trashcan63" "say FUCK u too because if your not a 600 pound over weight smelly bastard then your a fucking stinking cunt who needs to take a shower."
alias "trashcan64" "say Everyone who loves you is wrong."
alias "trashcan65" "say Go climb a wall of dicks."
alias "trashcan66" "say You're as dumb as a bag of doorknobs. Retarded doorknobs."
alias "trashcan67" "say You are an evolutionary U Turn."
alias "trashcan68" "say Looks guys, a one man fag parade!"
alias "trashcan69" "say you must be a DIRTY, STINKING, GREESY HAIRED, CHEESY BREATH CUNT."
alias "trashcan70" "say You are what you eat, and you're a dick."
alias "trashcan71" "say Get the fuck out of my server you disgusting cum guzzling fuck puppet"
alias "trashcan72" "say Your mother will die aborting my child."
alias "trashcan73" "say I have not met with anything in natural history more amusing and entertaining than your personal appearance."
alias "trashcan74" "say bitch how old r u i know i am one angry boy but not little so tell me mother fucker how old? are u"
alias "trashcan75" "say lol you are one angry little boy aint you acutally your spelling is of a 5 year "
alias "trashcan76" "say are you? retarted?"
alias "trashcan77" "say Fuck off you ugly, fat bastard. I could not give a fuck about you or 50 cent because your both smelly cunts. "
alias "trashcan78" "say FUCK OFF AND WASH YOUR PINK UNDERPANTS. THE ONLY THING UNNECESSARY IS THAT A CUNT LIKE YOU SHOULD BE COMMENTING."
alias "trashcan79" "say i shld slap u in the tits"
alias "trashcan80" "say yor dad calls u 'cc' 4 cumcaptin lawl"
alias "trashcan81" "say in gradeschol u wanted to b a butplumber when u grw up"
alias "trashcan82" "say horse status: fucked [x] not fucked [ ]"
alias "trashcan83" "say your facebok status = shitslaming fukfaced dickpipeing aspie"
alias "trashcan84" "say i called u a fukin nerd go blog abut it faggt"
alias "trashcan85" "say 'i like to eat dady's steemy logs of poop 4 lunsh n diner while jackling of to naurto' - u"
alias "trashcan86" "say confratulasons u ar the new WORLD BUTTHURTED CHAMPEON"
alias "trashcan87" "say first place in GETING OWND bY ME"
alias "trashcan88" "say rep up those wieners cos ur sure hungry for one"
alias "trashcan89" "say can u b anny more anal hurt rigt now????"
alias "trashcan90" "say gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick"
alias "trashcan91" "say lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN??"
alias "trashcan92" "say U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole"
alias "trashcan93" "say I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved"
alias "trashcan94" "say u ned to take chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband"
alias "trashcan95" "say 'omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park' - You"
alias "trashcan96" "say ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit anger"
alias "trashcan97" "say SUMBUDY is anally anguished"
alias "trashcan98" "say lol ur so bad u cant even find ur own dick"
alias "trashcan99" "say ur dad rapes u with peanut butter,shitty"
alias "trashcan100" "say whats that? oh, must be the sound of u getting creamed in the face by my grandfather baddy"
alias "trashcan101" "say u were --- this close to being recognized by ur parents"
alias "trashcan102" "say I'M MID FUCKIN' FRAG VIDEO"
alias "trashcan103" "say im gonna stick an egg in ur vaginal canal and punch it-"
alias "trashcan104" "say youve just been HURT FEELINGS'd"
alias "trashcan105" "say i bet u have a fetish FOR MEN LMAO"
alias "trashcan106" "say ur just so madd all the time its 2 easy 23 own u"
alias "trashcan107" "say 'i like to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace' - u"
alias "trashcan108" "say go drink ur moms bredst milk u fart commander"
alias "trashcan109" "say wolth with a T-rex cock! what is the odds"
alias "trashcan110" "say y4 bl0w"
alias "trashcan111" "say GO FUCK A DONKEY AND YOUR MUMS A RETARD THAT HEADBUTTED OBAMA."
alias "trashcan112" "say rofl who the hell are these fools"
alias "trashcan113" "say stfu nerd go grow balls"
alias "trashcan114" "say are you serious you dumb bastard? you faggot as bitch cunt, i will piss in your mouth"
alias "trashcan115" "say I feel like your dad after a morning fuck with your sister.. "
alias "trashcan116" "say sdlkjyfgr4etsyh4esr4erdxth sorry just fucking your mom on the keyboard"
alias "trashcan117" "say I feel like Zeus after a morning fuck with Athena"
alias "trashcan118" "say i'm assuming that your a preteen in the u.s. with a cracking voice that has to hide his wet dream stained sheets from mommy"
alias "trashcan119" "say i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot"
alias "trashcan120" "say Go back to grooming your neck-beard. By the way you've got homework due tomorrow."
alias "trashcan121" "say 'I came all over my triple chins.' - u"
alias "trashcan122" "say shut it! you mupet go fuk your mum"
alias "trashcan123" "say you got knocked the fuck out"
alias "trashcan124" "say buttdocktor evaluation: BUTTBLEED"
alias "trashcan125" "say do u jus liev in ur own lil'' world u dumFUK??"
alias "trashcan126" "say PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKELE"
alias "trashcan127" "say you should make grenade"
alias "trashcan128" "say You are the smallest little shit I've ever seen, yet you are so amazingly funny."
alias "trashcan129" "say wolth stole my sanwitch?? FFS"
alias "trashcan130" "say let me call my gf and get the name of her gynecologist, you seem to need one"
alias "trashcan131" "say psycho!, take it deep meat bag!! i hope the place u live burns to the ground!"
alias "trashcan132" "say Just do the WORLD a Big fucking favour and just ROLE OVER AND FUCKING DIE"
alias "trashcan133" "say noone will care when you die dumb cunt"
alias "trashcan134" "say *x8X* DaNiEL_sHe3p_DaViS *xXx*"
alias "trashcan135" "say ur so analmad n i dont even care"
alias "trashcan136" "say deal w it gaylord"
alias "trashcan137" "say enjoyn ur buttfrustration?"
alias "trashcan138" "say u got 0wned"
alias "trashcan139" "say ur just a petatic nerd"
alias "trashcan140" "say colonrampage'd"
alias "trashcan141" "say yu're tears feul my butownage"
alias "trashcan142" "say get ur mom 2 lik teh tears of ur ballz, assmaster"
alias "trashcan143" "say y r u so paind in the glute LOL"
alias "trashcan144" "say lol y do u care tho ur gona be angry all the time cuzof it kay"
alias "trashcan145" "say cocks ahoy"
alias "trashcan146" "say I RECOMMEND YOU TRY ANOTHER SPORT. LIKE KNITTING."
alias "trashcan147" "say YOU FUCKIN' FINGERBANGED YOUR COUSIN MAN. THAT'S A FUCKING FACT."
alias "trashcan148" "say shitty little crotch fruit"