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  1. [11:17] <@kairos> im sure a CERTAIN SOMEONE COUGH ORANJE could upload that map to a CERTAIN SERVER
  2. [11:17] <@kairos> COUGH
  3. [11:17] <@kairos> ORANJE
  4. [11:17] <@KittenIgnition> "that map"?
  5. [11:18] <@KittenIgnition> i asked for wub maps
  6. [11:18] <@KittenIgnition> mapS
  7. [11:18] <@KittenIgnition> multiple maps
  8. [11:18] <@kairos> i know
  9. 00[11:18] <@nzm> FUCKING IDIOT
  10. 00[11:18] <@nzm> KAIROS
  11. [11:18] <@kairos> but "that map" is the best one
  12. [11:18] <@kairos> also fuck you nzm
  13. [11:18] <@kairos> before youre an asshole
  14. 00[11:18] <@nzm> so dumb
  15. 00[11:18] <@nzm> lool
  16. [11:19] <@kairos> oh look shio tv is on
  17. [11:19] <@kairos> brb 5.9.23.54:27961
  18. 00[11:19] <@nzm> !Q3 5.9.23.54:27961
  19. [11:19] <@echbotcpm> Q3FFA(defrag) on 3qportal 5Players:123/324 (0:20053X,0:Celtic,0:wut) Timelimit:0
  20. 00[11:19] <@nzm> shio sux
  21. 00[11:19] <@nzm> garbage player
  22. [11:20] <@kairos> come here and say taht to his face
  23. [11:20] <@kairos> i will laugh so hard
  24. 00[11:20] <@nzm> why should he care
  25. 00[11:20] <@nzm> kairos i am above everyone in my skill area
  26. 00[11:20] <@nzm> i do not suck other ppls dicks
  27. 00[11:20] <@nzm> becuz i am best at what i do
  28. [11:20] <@kairos> paradoxial considering youre the best at sucking dicks
  29. 00[11:21] <@nzm> I never denied it
  30. [11:21] <@kairos> <nzm> i do not suck other ppls dicks
  31. [11:21] <@kairos> <nzm> i do not suck other ppls dicks
  32. [11:21] <@kairos> <nzm> i do not suck other ppls dicks
  33. [11:21] <@kairos> <nzm> i do not suck other ppls dicks
  34. [11:21] <@kairos> <nzm> i do not suck other ppls dicks
  35. 00[11:21] <@nzm> your interest in the subject however is i
  36. 00[11:21] <@nzm> intriguing
  37. [11:21] <@kairos> its more of a concern
  38. [11:22] <@kairos> i dont want my favorite nzm getting herpes
  39. 00[11:22] <@nzm> no but rly there's like nobody in my field who I look up to and suck his dick and say hey omfg he's playing right now
  40. 00[11:22] <@nzm> i thought u were good at defrag
  41. 00[11:22] <@nzm> i was lead to believe this entire time
  42. 00[11:22] <@nzm> kairos was like some godly figure in the realm of defrag
  43. 00[11:23] <@nzm> now i know the truth
  44. 00[11:23] <@nzm> exposed.com
  45. 00[11:23] <@nzm> 2012
  46. 00[11:23] <@nzm> -nzm
  47. 00[11:23] <@nzm> chief of operations
  48. [11:23] <@kairos> great job you found me out
  49. [11:23] <@kairos> turns out im NOT god
  50. [11:23] <@KittenIgnition> shio is the best defragger in teh world though :/
  51. [11:23] <@kairos> i hardly believe it myself
  52. [11:23] <@KittenIgnition> it's an honor to suck his dick
  53. [11:23] <@kairos> ill be sure to read all about this article on your blog that nobody reads
  54. 00[11:27] <@nzm> wtf
  55. 00[11:27] <@nzm> this guys is garbage
  56. 00[11:27] <@nzm> can't even strafe jump properly
  57. 00[11:27] <@nzm> running into walls n shit
  58. 00[11:27] <@nzm> ROFL
  59. 00[11:27] <@nzm> i'm officially done with defrag
  60. [11:27] <@kairos> nzm try to beat this map
  61. 00[11:27] <@nzm> if this is the best u got to offer
  62. 00[11:27] <@nzm> ur best defragger runs into walls
  63. 00[11:28] <@nzm> Loooooooooool
  64. [11:28] <@oranje> wow
  65. [11:28] <@kairos> srsly nzm
  66. [11:28] <@oranje> never seen nzm like this
  67. [11:28] <@oranje> so sad
  68. 00[11:28] <@nzm> 10yrs of movement practice and he can't even strafe by a wall
  69. 00[11:28] <@nzm> no rly i am not impressed
  70. 00[11:28] <@nzm> in the least bit
  71. [11:28] <@kairos> oh really oranje
  72. [11:28] <@kairos> to me? this is sunday
  73. [11:28] <@kairos> nzm is normal
  74. 00[11:28] <@nzm> ya i'm kinda bored trolling this now
  75. 00[11:28] <@nzm> see what else is on my schedule today
  76. [11:29] <@kairos> oh look more fail trolling
  77. 00[11:30] <@nzm> I dunno man I have a tough time differentiating what's skill and what's just trial and error in defrag
  78. 00[11:30] <@nzm> like where's the line
  79. 00[11:30] <@nzm> seems like ppl just keep trying same shit over and over for 10hrs then they finally make it
  80. 00[11:30] <@nzm> and they're like
  81. 00[11:30] <@nzm> AMAZING
  82. 00[11:30] <@nzm> ya no shit cuz it took u 10hrs
  83. [11:31] <@kairos> lol
  84. [11:31] <@oranje> nzm
  85. [11:31] <@kairos> you clearly dont understand the concept
  86. [11:31] <@kairos> oranje dont bother
  87. [11:31] <@oranje> shh
  88. [11:31] <@oranje> i'll explain it to him
  89. [11:31] <@kairos> gl
  90. [11:31] <@oranje> i personally love maps that are long and/or hard
  91. 00[11:31] <@nzm> I dunno when i go spec like there's amazing players like shio and see them faulting a lot
  92. [11:31] <@oranje> because they're hard to do consistently
  93. 00[11:31] <@nzm> makes no sense to me
  94. 00[11:31] <@nzm> like
  95. 00[11:31] <@nzm> what are u getting out of this if u still suck 10yrs later
  96. [11:31] <@oranje> exactly
  97. [11:32] <@oranje> that portal map is really hard
  98. [11:32] <@kairos> ^
  99. [11:32] <@oranje> i don't think i actually finished it once
  100. 00[11:32] <@nzm> these*
  101. [11:32] <@kairos> i finished it barely under an hour
  102. [11:32] <@oranje> you see those crappy maps
  103. [11:32] <@kairos> i havent bothered any else
  104. [11:32] <@oranje> that are like 5 seconds
  105. [11:32] <@oranje> anyone can do those
  106. [11:32] <@oranje> just repeat the same thing over and over until you get a time better by 1 frame
  107. [11:32] <@oranje> but consistency is really hard
  108. [11:32] <@oranje> because you have to be good overall
  109. 00[11:33] <@nzm> I dunno man I go spec shio this great player and 10secs in he's running into walls
  110. 00[11:33] <@nzm> I thought this guy was mastery of movement
  111. 00[11:33] <@nzm> Lol
  112. [11:33] <@oranje> yeah you said that 3 times already
  113. 00[11:33] <@nzm> dunno
  114. 00[11:33] <@nzm> u guys have fun though i love u all
  115. [11:33] <@oranje> if you're not going to listen to what we say, then why ask
  116. 00[11:33] <@nzm> oranje gets really emo about defrag
  117. [11:34] <@oranje> :/
  118. [11:34] <@oranje> w/e
  119. [11:34] <@kairos> nzm go back to snorkeling in your buckets of cowshit and walgreens magazines
  120. 00[11:34] <@nzm> I get defrag I'm just hatering on it but I was srs about the running into wall shit
  121. 00[11:34] <@nzm> that's sad
  122. 00[11:34] <@nzm> Lol
  123. 12[11:34] * nzm sets mode: +oo _jones422 kcedt
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  127. 12[11:36] * Q sets mode: +o erhiy1
  128. 00[11:36] <@nzm> so how is skill judged in defrag
  129. 00[11:36] <@nzm> is there a skill tier
  130. 00[11:36] <@nzm> cause
  131. 00[11:36] <@nzm> like what if one guy does a record
  132. 00[11:36] <@nzm> but another guy beats it
  133. 00[11:36] <@nzm> but it took the 2nd guy 10x longer to do it
  134. 00[11:36] <@nzm> like who's better
  135. 00[11:36] <@nzm> the 1st guy or 2nd
  136. [11:36] <@kairos> you look at overall rankings tbh
  137. [11:36] <@kairos> and you watch the players
  138. 12[11:36] * @erhiy (~erhiy@erhiy.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Ping timeout)
  139. 00[11:37] <@nzm> so duration of how long it took you to complete the record has nothing to do with it
  140. [11:37] <@kairos> you can pretty much tell who is better regardless of their ranking anyway
  141. [11:37] <@kairos> not entirely, nzm
  142. [11:37] <@kairos> sometimes yes
  143. 00[11:37] <@nzm> if I wanted to take 10yrs on 1 map to beat someone's record and finally accomplish it 10yrs later
  144. 00[11:37] <@nzm> it's still good job?
  145. [11:37] <@kairos> yeah thats a very good job
  146. 00[11:37] <@nzm> LOOOOOOL
  147. [11:37] <@kairos> because that means you had the skill to do it
  148. [11:37] <@kairos> now its sad as hell that you would do that
  149. [11:37] <@kairos> but you had the skill to accomplish it
  150. [11:37] <@kairos> so gj
  151. 00[11:37] <@nzm> it's really just competing against yourself
  152. [11:37] <@oranje> <nzm> if I wanted to take 10yrs on 1 map to beat someone's record and finally accomplish it 10yrs later
  153. [11:38] <@oranje> coming from a guy who plays 3 ctf maps all his life
  154. 00[11:38] <@nzm> but idiots created these time records etc websites
  155. 00[11:38] <@nzm> basically ruining defrag
  156. 00[11:38] <@nzm> ?
  157. [11:38] <@kairos> ROFL
  158. [11:38] <@oranje> anyways i'm done
  159. 00[11:38] <@nzm> like i'm trying to figure out the competition of defrag
  160. [11:38] <@kairos> nzm how about this
  161. 00[11:38] <@nzm> it's turned into this comp of time records etc right
  162. [11:38] <@oranje> nzm if you have any more df questions don't ask me
  163. [11:38] <@kairos> play defrag for a whole month
  164. [11:38] <@kairos> with me and oranje
  165. 00[11:38] <@nzm> but to me the duration of how long you spend on a map to complete the record
  166. [11:38] <@kairos> and then with the others
  167. 00[11:38] <@nzm> matters
  168. 00[11:38] <@nzm> to me
  169. [11:38] <@kairos> it does matter
  170. 00[11:38] <@nzm> I dunno shouldn't that factor in with your time or somethin
  171. [11:39] <@kairos> well sure, but i wouldnt put it in a ranking
  172. 00[11:39] <@nzm> there should be FULL amount of time for maps you play
  173. 00[11:39] <@nzm> not these reset records
  174. 00[11:39] <@nzm> like the ENTIRE length of time you spend on the map
  175. 00[11:39] <@nzm> is your time
  176. 00[11:39] <@nzm> period
  177. 00[11:39] <@nzm> that'S REAL DEFRAG
  178. 00[11:39] <@nzm> SON
  179. 00[11:39] <@nzm> i'm coming out with a mod
  180. 00[11:39] <@nzm> bbl
  181. [11:40] <@kairos> lol no
  182. [11:40] <@kairos> that would be retarded
  183. 00[11:40] <@nzm> well I'm trying to figure out the true degree of raw skill
  184. 00[11:40] <@nzm> not this /kill try for 10hrs practice shit
  185. 00[11:40] <@nzm> TRUE GAMERS
  186. [11:41] <@kairos> tbh thats kinda what the DFWC does
  187. 00[11:41] <@nzm> I knew someone else was smart enough to come up with this shit
  188. [11:41] <@kairos> it gives you a set amount of time to complete a map with the fastest time
  189. 00[11:41] <@nzm> what's dfwc
  190. [11:41] <@kairos> defrag world cup
  191. 00[11:41] <@nzm> yeah I like that idea better
  192. [11:41] <@kairos> too bad we might not have those anymore, or so it seems
  193. [11:41] <@kairos> but dont take my word on that
  194. [11:41] <@kairos> oranje do you think we'll ever have another dfwc?
  195. [11:42] <@oranje> i'll be happy if we have that update
  196. 00[11:42] <@nzm> apparently he was done with this about 10mins ago
  197. 00[11:42] <@nzm> so u guys don't have a problem with duration of how long it takes ppl to complete records
  198. [11:42] <@kairos> im pretty sure dfwc could happen with df192 update
  199. 00[11:42] <@nzm> they stand regardless
  200. [11:42] <@kairos> sometimes it matters nzm
  201. [11:42] <@kairos> for instance
  202. [11:43] <@kairos> i could beat shio on qportal if he didnt try to beat his current record
  203. [11:43] <@kairos> it would take me FOREVER
  204. [11:43] <@kairos> but i could do it
  205. [11:43] <@kairos> however
  206. [11:43] <@kairos> shio is clearly the better player
  207. [11:43] <@kairos> so yes it does matter
  208. [11:43] <@kairos> it just depends
  209. 00[11:43] <@nzm> I think they should just do raw timelimits once u enter game your time starts
  210. 00[11:43] <@nzm> if you disconnect and leave
  211. 00[11:43] <@nzm> come back next day
  212. 00[11:43] <@nzm> spawn into game
  213. 00[11:43] <@nzm> your timer is back at the same time u left
  214. 00[11:43] <@nzm> etc
  215. 00[11:43] <@nzm> holla
  216. 00[11:44] <@nzm> until u beat the map
  217. [11:44] <@kairos> thats terrible
  218. 00[11:44] <@nzm> makes more sense to me
  219. 00[11:44] <@nzm> in a competition setting
  220. 00[11:45] <@nzm> I can get playing by yourself and going for your own time records etc
  221. 00[11:45] <@nzm> but when it's open competition I think the duration of how long it takes to complete a record should matter
  222. 00[11:45] <@nzm> no?
  223. [11:45] <@kairos> hm well
  224. [11:46] <@kairos> oranje you arent off the hook yet
  225. [11:46] <@kairos> help me explain
  226. [11:46] <@oranje> fuck no
  227. [11:46] <@oranje> topics not to talk to nzm about: defrag
  228. [11:46] <@oranje> this shit is official now
  229. [11:46] <@kairos> hes trying to be reasonable at least
  230. 00[11:46] <@nzm> cuz if shio can do a record in like 20seconds that probably took him 1minute to complete fully
  231. 00[11:46] <@nzm> and kairos spends 2yrs trying to beat the record
  232. 00[11:46] <@nzm> beats it
  233. 00[11:46] <@nzm> kairos isn't the better player cuz he beat the record
  234. 00[11:47] <@nzm> cuz it took him 2 fucking yrs
  235. [11:47] <@kairos> thats true
  236. 00[11:47] <@nzm> in my opinion
  237. [11:47] <@kairos> thats very true
  238. 00[11:47] <@nzm> that's what i'm getting at here folks
  239. [11:47] <@kairos> i agree with you
  240. [11:47] <@oranje> i tried explaining df to him reasonably before
  241. 00[11:47] <@nzm> jesus christ
  242. [11:47] <@kairos> yes nzm i went over this
  243. [11:47] <@oranje> he just pretends to be trolling or calls me emo
  244. 00[11:47] <@nzm> like how the fuck do you know actually who's better
  245. 12[11:47] * @oranje learns from his mistakes
  246. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> sometimes it matters nzm
  247. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> for instance
  248. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> i could beat shio on qportal if he didnt try to beat his current record
  249. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> it would take me FOREVER
  250. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> but i could do it
  251. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> however
  252. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> shio is clearly the better player
  253. 00[11:47] <@nzm> if they don't tell you how long it took them to complete the record in the 1st place
  254. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> so yes it does matter
  255. [11:47] <@kairos> <kairos> it just depends
  256. [11:47] <@kairos> you know whos better by PLAYING AGAINST THEM and WATCHING THEM
  257. 00[11:47] <@nzm> THIS IS MADNESS
  258. [11:47] <@kairos> you learn from experience
  259. 00[11:47] <@nzm> I guess when you take an FPS shooter and turn it into happy bouncy time
  260. 00[11:47] <@nzm> this is what u get
  261. [11:48] <@kairos> lol you truely are ignorant
  262. 00[11:49] <@nzm> where's the ignorance
  263. 00[11:49] <@nzm> I see irony in turning fps shooter into movement game
  264. 00[11:50] <@nzm> that's all
  265. [11:50] <@kairos> oh god
  266. [11:50] <@kairos> my lungs
  267. [11:50] <@kairos> they hurt
  268. [11:50] <@kairos> oranje help me
  269. [11:50] <@kairos> laughter is painful
  270. [11:50] <@oranje> no
  271. [11:50] <@oranje> fuck off
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