Episode 5, The Anime Forest
<i>"So Pokerpo and I got out of the Field Of Cacti very fast. Pokerpo knew his way around and we were out of there in no time. We continued to the Anime Forest and prepared for the worst. Why we were going there was to find the special glasses to see Zamininc's house in Moscow. The forest was very thick and there were strange japanese symbols carved onto the dark trees. "HALT!" said MelbourneBoy.
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 We took out our swords and blocked here karate chops. "HAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAI!!!!" MelbourneBoy sliced until her hands were all chopped up from the swords. She threw shurikens at us and they hit Pokerpo, killing him instantly. I shot MelbourneBoy with my bazooka. She blew up into random Japanese characters. "Pokerpo!" I screamed. I used some healing juice on him and he shot back up like a bent palm tree. "Wow, they are pretty strong." he said. We still went into the forest and found CocoaPuff and denamo watching an unknown anime. We caught them by surprise and shot both of their heads. Pokerpo was then swooped up by a flock of crows! "Where am I!" said Pokerpo. "CAW CAW!" replied all the crows.
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 Pokerpo tried to shoot them, but they all flapped their wings and blew the bullets back. One of the curious crows inspected Pokerpo's butthole. It ripped his pants open and crawled inside. "AHHHHH!" screamed Pokerpo as the critter crawled up his intestines. Soon after, the other crows joined in and crawled into Pokepo's anus, which was now ripped to shreds and blood squirting everywhere. Another crow chewed his penis off and another bit his balls off. They dug into his crotch. Pokerpo then had his eyeballs removed by the crows. Pokerpo was far dead by now. "CAW CAW!" squaked Mafefe. He gobbled up Pokerpo and flew off to find his next victim. Meanwhile, I walked down the trail in the Anime Forest. So many weaboos were here. Zoronii cam and threw spears, but I caught them and flew them back. Battleship unsurprisingly returned with his gang of furries.
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 Their tight jeans and their huge dicks would not go together so their massive cocks popped out, the thread from their pants cut their penises open so blood oozed out. As usual, I shot them down in one go. Then I saw it, the key! It was jammed inside of Battleship's anus and I had to get it. I reached in and took it out. I started thrusting my arm, in and out like a dildo. Battleship's cum blasted all over my. I swallowed it in one big gulp. Then I took my knife and cut a hole into Battleship's back and ripped out his heart. I coated his ass in blood and stuffed a crushed furry into it. I then sow his anus up then shot him 59 times to make sure he would never come back. I escaped the forest but saw Mafefe overhead! He cawed many times and I shot him twice. The bullets had no effect! I ran as fast as I could but there was no escaping this crazy crow! "CAW CAW!"."</i>
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Continued in Episode 6, The Zam House