zackftw

[I start this]

Twas the week before Defcon and all through the house...

[Zack Fasel finishes]

....all the speakers were drinking and finishing their talks. Zacks slides were hardly started and his laundry was dirty, when suddenly a friend cheered "It's beer o'clock thirty".

 

Out to the bars he sprung into action, looking for beers and social interaction. With his number of slides only up to five, he began to cheer "FUCK IT, I'LL DO IT LIVE"

 

His tool hardly finished as he went to bed, nightmares of attendees booing danced in his head. With Kaminsky in a toga and Keith in his hawk, constantly feeding him shots while trying to give his talk.

 

The nightmare continued with his demo failing, nothing working and everything breaking. He goes to explain what it would have done, realizing his pants were mysteriously gone.

 

When next to his bed arose such a clatter, waking up from the nightmare to see what was the matter. His downloads had just finished and started playing, new music for DEFCON for much needed raging.

 

Back to coding he sprung into action, typing away furiously with much passion. Hating the feeling of being a total newbie, why on earth did he decide to code in ruby.