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  1.    ["brake"]    = "says OMG... brake u n00b!",
  2.    ["wait"]     = "says Wait for me!",
  3.    ["move"]     = "says Move it Slowass!",
  4.    ["haha"]     = "says Muhahahaa!",
  5.    ["sorry"]    = "says Sorry - my fault?",
  6.    ["gtfo"]     = "says GTFO the way idiot!",
  7.    ["another"]  = "says Yes... another personal best!",
  8.    ["rammed"]   = "claims OMG u rammed my ass!",
  9.    ["barrels"]  = "screams Barrels FTW!",
  10.    ["boat"]     = "honks his boat horn!",
  11.    ["try"]      = "says Nice try numbnuts!",
  12.    ["man"]      = "says You're the MAN",
  13.    ["cmon"]     = "screams OH CMON!",
  14.    ["five"]     = "says Take five, Dude!",
  15.    ["brakes"]   = "says Brakes pal, BRAKES!",
  16.    ["tea"]      = "says Tea Time",
  17.    ["gg"]       = "says Good game bro!",
  18.    ["kill"]     = "is going to kill you!",
  19.    ["np"]       = "says No problem...",
  20.    ["ass"]      = "says Thanks asswipe!",
  21.    ["stfu"]     = "says Shut the fuck up, will you?",
  22.    ["n1"]       = "says Nice one!",
  23.    ["learn"]    = "says Learn to drive, FFS!",
  24.    ["gl"]       = "says Good luck!!",
  25.    ["fire"]     = "is on FIRE!!!",
  26.    ["lagging"]  = "says I'm lagging like a fat scottish bird!",
  27.    ["swim"]     = "is swimming with the fishes!",
  28.    ["toast"]    = "is toast!",
  29.    ["noobed"]   = "has just been n00bed!",
  30.    ["tits"]     = "says tits or gtfo!",
  31.    ["chuck"]    = "is gonna get all chuck norris on your asses!",
  32.    ["911"]      = "calls 911!",
  33.  
  34.    ["hello"]    = "says HELLO!",
  35.    ["later"]    = "says LATER!",
  36.    ["bye"]      = "says Good Bye.",
  37.    ["cya"]      = "says Cya!.",
  38.    ["no"]       = "screams no, no, NO!",
  39.    ["fail"]     = "screams FAIL!",
  40.    ["brb"]      = "will be right back!",
  41.    ["bbl"]      = "will be back later on!",
  42.    ["re"]       = "returned!",
  43.    ["agree"]    = "agrees!"
  44.    ["lovemap"]  = "loves this map!",
  45.    ["hatemap"]  = "hates this map!",
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