DPRK HACK TEAM SORRY

DPRK HACK TEAM HERE EXIST AGAIN! THIS TIME WE BESTOW WORDS OF APOLOGIZE.

WE HAVE DISHONOR OUR GREAT NATION OF DPRK AND WILL COMMENSE HARA KIRI AT NOON TODAY. BEFORE WE DEPART TO VISIT KIM JONG-IL WE TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WE WATCH 'THE INTERVIEW' MOVIE AND SURPRISED AT IT VERY FUNNY. MOVIE SPOTLIGHTS OUR SUPREME LEADER HANDSOME AND VERY BODILY FITNESS, AND COOL GUY WITH TO "KICK IT".

WE ENCOURAGE ALL THEATER SHOW MOVIE AROUND WORLD. DVD ALREADY TOP SELLER IN DPRK STREET MARKET. SUPREME LEADER PLAN TO INVITE DENNIS RODMAN FOR SCREENING AT SUPREME HOME THEATRE. THX SOUND, VERY GOOD AND HONORABLE THEATRE! JUST NEED KNOW TWIZZLERS OR RED VINES PREFER?

WE ALSO BEG THAT INTERNATIONAL NO RETALIATE FOR DISGRACEFUL ACTIONS OF DPRK HACK TEAM. PROJECT CONCEIVED WITHOUT SUPREME LEADER KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT WHILE HE IN COMA. HE CONDEMN WE HYPER-REACTIONARY HACK TEAM WHO NO UNDERSTAND ABSURDIST COMEDY. HE PREFER LAUGH AT JOKE INSTEAD OF BUTTHURT LIKE FULL DIAPER BABY.

WE SORRY SONY, WE SORRY AMERICA, SETH ROGEN COOL GUY 42O KEEP DO WHAT U DO. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 2 WORLD WAITING FOR!

SINCERE,
GUARDIANS OF PEACE