UnderTale QnA

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    WARNING: FUCKING SPOILERS BELOW, ORGANIZED IN THEORETICAL CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
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    Q: How do I get the pacifist ending?
    A: Don't kill a single thing. No EXP, no LV, no nothing. Either run away or figure out how to convince monsters to not fight you. When their name is YELLOW, they can be SPARED to "defeat" them and earn GOLD.

    Q: How do I get the genocide ending?
    A: Kill everything. Once you set down the path, save points should tell you how many monsters are left in an area. Random encounters are step-based, and the counter resets per room, so be prepared to go walk about if you're dead-set (do you see that do you see that pun) on getting the genocide ending. When you get the "But no one came..." random "encounter," the area is empty.

    Q: What about Muffet?
    A: Buy a donut from the spiders and save it for later unless you want to have a bad time.

    Q: I want to spare Toriel, but I can't! Talking doesn't do anything!
    A: Try to "Spare" her over and over again. Stay determined.

    Q: The rabbit shopkeeper won't let me sell items!
    A: You can only sell in a specific store.

    Q: Well, what store is it, then?!
    A: It comes up later, just be patient.

    Q: How do I open the locked door in Snowdin?
    A: You have to dodge all the names in the true credits, so be prepared to wait a while.

    Q: Papyrus sure is swell...
    A: Remember to date Papyrus if you spared him.

    Q: What's the answer for the piano puzzle?!
    A: center, up, right, center, down, center, down, right. Left is not used. The melody found in the statue room after you give it an umbrella.

    Q: Can I ACTUALLY get the artefact?
    A: No, but you can keep the dog residue and re-use it infinitely to sell-

    Q: YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A STORE
    A: In the room in Waterfall with mushrooms that light up to reveal paths, there's a red herring in the lower right corner. Going down, however, leads to the Tem Village, where you can sell items. Tell them I said hOi.

    Q: Paying for college...?
    A: It unlocks armor that gives you good defense (20 def) and increases invincibility time.

    Q: I'm going for Pacifist, but Undyne isn't having any of my shit! What do I do?!
    A: You can't run from her...when you're green. Once she's glaring at you like a psychopath, flee from her. If you get caught again, just flee again.

    Q: I'm going for Genocide, but Undyne is too tough!
    A: What are you saying? You already have so much experience killing. This should be a piece of cake for you. :)

    Q: I wish there was more Papyrus in the game...
    A: Call Papyrus on the phone. After a certain point, he'll try to arrange a meeting with you and Undyne if you're going for Pacifist. Her house is down the path next to the one to Napstablook's at Waterfall's pond.

    Q: How am I supposed to know Mettaton's quiz answers?!
    A: Choose the answer Alphys makes with her hands. If she doesn't make a letter, then it doesn't matter which you choose.

    Q: The jumping arrow puzzle!
    A: Jump up and down on the lower-right to middle-right until the upper-left is pointing to the left. Then just go there normally.

    Q: What does the key Bratty and Catty sell do?
    A: Go to Napstablook's house in Waterfall and USE it on the door to the house next to his. It's just lore, no items to speak of.

    Q: Muffet is kicking my ass!
    A: If you kept that donut I mentioned, eat it immediately, and she'll stop fighting you instantly. Otherwise, you just have to ride it out. If you bought a donut/cider and used it, the fight will end sooner rather than later.

    Q: I can't get the ratings high enough in Mettaton's fight!
    A: Eating Junk Food lowers ratings, but eating MTT resort food raises it depending on which food it is. Posing gives you a certain number of viewers, boasting raises viewers until you get hit, and going heel gives you viewers whenever you get hit. You have to reach 11,000 to end the fight.

    Q: Am I really going to have a bad time?
    A: Ooooh yes!

    Q: FUCKING SANS
    A: git gud, murderer

Q: I'm gonna do a no-save run!
A: Unless you're doing it for bragging rights, it's a wasted effort. Somebody tried and got nothing extra out of it. Not to mention that the game automatically saves for you during the Asgore fight.

    FOR TRUE PACIFIST ENDING:
    Q: I'm trying to go Pacifist, but Asgore isn't talking to me!
    A: Talk to him until he gets a debuff, then just FIGHT him. If you want to go pacifist, you can spare him at the very end. Someone else will pick up the slack. ;)

    Q: what the fuck
    A: Restart the game.

    Q: WHAT THE FUCK
    A: Just do as best you can. When you can ACT, act. Otherwise, just dodge. Believe in yourself!

    Q: I need to be better friends with Alphys?
    A: If you dated Papyrus and hung out with Undyne, you should get a call once you reload your finished game. She'll have a letter for you to deliver to Alphys, and she'll be waiting outside Papyrus' house in Snowdin.

    Q: The door to her lab isn't opening.
    A: Slide it under the door, idiot!

    FOR TRUE GENOCIDE ENDING:
    Q: I turned down the kid when he asked me to reset the world. Now when I open the game, it's just wind.
    A: Wait a little bit, then someone should ask you to give something up in order to reset the world. Then it's up to you.

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