[21:40:57] +Clematis Dance: !data the true donkey
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[21:41:51] lolimadeateam: is there anywhere i can see the usage of ubers this month?
[21:42:10] Unkown Dungeron: yeah
[21:42:15] Unkown Dungeron: in the usage thread
[21:42:20] lolimadeateam: could you link it?
[21:42:29] Unkown Dungeron: no because i never go on pathetic Smogon
[21:42:40] Unkown Dungeron: sorry , i don't have the link
[21:42:56] The True Donkey: i realise smogon sucks
[21:42:58] The True Donkey: but damn
[21:43:06] The True Donkey: i must cling to this community
[21:43:07] The True Donkey: cuz
[21:43:12] GYARADOSTIME: you know what doesn't suck
[21:43:12] The True Donkey: PO will ban me AGAIN soon
[21:43:13] clumsy penguins: lol
[21:43:14] clumsy penguins: @Sweep: Unkown Dungeron
[21:43:15] clumsy penguins: @Sweep: strong username
[21:43:20] GYARADOSTIME: gyarados as a smashpass receiver
[21:43:26] The True Donkey: for shittalking lance on that server
[21:43:32] The True Donkey: how sad
[21:43:40] The True Donkey: i will get banned again from PO
[21:43:43] GYARADOSTIME: lol that guy was 7-5
[21:43:50] The True Donkey: even though i JUST tried so hard to get unbanned
[21:43:51] GYARADOSTIME: bu ran from smeargle+gyarados
[21:44:01] The True Donkey: crystal moogle, have mercy on me plz :(
[21:44:41] GYARADOSTIME: The True Donkey
[21:44:49] GYARADOSTIME: which is a better smashpass receiver
[21:44:53] +Clematis Dance: gyaradostime loves co**s
[21:44:55] GYARADOSTIME: gyaraos or dialga
[21:45:02] GYARADOSTIME: *gyarados
[21:45:12] The True Donkey: the great trickroom told me gyarados is better
[21:45:17] The True Donkey: i suck his cock 24/7
[21:45:25] The True Donkey: so of course i'll say gyarados
[21:45:31] +Clematis Dance: [18:49:24] The True Donkey: i suck his cock 24/7
[21:45:38] +Clematis Dance: hey, didnt gyaradostime tell me the same too?
[21:45:57] +Clematis Dance: [18:48:31] GYARADOSTIME: (Private to Clematis Dance) no one will ever know i just love co**
[21:46:02] GYARADOSTIME: i agree. gyarados differentiates itself from the other smashpass receivers due to its access to Taunt (to stop phazing) and Moxie
[21:46:20] GYARADOSTIME: t-that was a private convo ;~;
[21:46:23] The True Donkey: also
[21:46:31] +Clematis Dance: oops i am sorry darl
[21:46:35] The True Donkey: THREE seperate pokemon league champions use gyarados
[21:46:43] The True Donkey: isnt that a testament to its strength?
[21:46:52] GYARADOSTIME: mmmhmm
[21:47:53] +T.H.E.W.A.R: The true doneky is lance for everyone's information on this channel
[21:48:13] +Clematis Dance: who is this lance
[21:48:20] +Clematis Dance: isnt he some immortal
[21:48:30] The True Donkey: ^
[21:48:35] +T.H.E.W.A.R: no he is the leader of dm
[21:48:37] The True Donkey: i just wasted my time today
[21:48:49] The True Donkey: i acted all cocky and shit telling him he was about to get banned from PO
[21:48:49] clumsy penguins: anyone want this account?
[21:48:49] Unkown Dungeron: all leaders of DM are immortal
[21:48:58] The True Donkey: but i admit
[21:49:03] The True Donkey: that was all just an act
[21:49:05] +T.H.E.W.A.R: Hey clumsy
[21:49:08] clumsy penguins: hi
[21:49:12] +T.H.E.W.A.R: what are you doing
[21:49:14] The True Donkey: cuz i know he'll get himself unbanned in no time :(
[21:49:19] clumsy penguins: giving it away
[21:49:23] The True Donkey: while i'll get banned from PO
[21:49:24] The True Donkey: AGAIN
[21:49:24] clumsy penguins: if anyone wants it
[21:49:29] +T.H.E.W.A.R: Why
[21:49:33] clumsy penguins: cus
[21:49:50] +T.H.E.W.A.R: What
[21:49:51] The True Donkey: cuz i was shittalking lance via PM
[21:50:05] Unkown Dungeron: i bet he taught u a good lesson
[21:50:05] clumsy penguins: cus the rating isn't changing much
[21:50:09] The True Donkey: so now i am going to start sucking up to hannah and crystal moogle
[21:50:12] clumsy penguins: and i can't be arsed with it
[21:50:17] The True Donkey: so they dont ban me again :(
[21:50:41] Squared Circle: Speaking of bans, how's Shark doing?
[21:50:49] Unkown Dungeron: pretty vanished
[21:51:18] Unkown Dungeron: they are banning everyone good on the ladder...even though i don't like shark
[21:51:20] Unkown Dungeron: but still
[21:51:24] +T.H.E.W.A.R: yeah you are right clumsy
[21:51:25] Unkown Dungeron: inb4 selee getting banned
[21:51:42] Unkown Dungeron: because being good at Pokemon is a crime
[21:51:49] Unkown Dungeron: for PO and smogon ofc
[21:52:19] The True Donkey: [21:51:42] Unkown Dungeron: because being good at Pokemon is a crime
[21:52:20] The True Donkey: yep
[21:52:29] The True Donkey: that explains y they unbanned me tho :))))))
[21:52:30] +T.H.E.W.A.R: What
[21:52:49] Unkown Dungeron: exactly
[21:53:14] Unkown Dungeron: Donkey u r bad, this is why ur unbanned (for whoever didn't understand)
[21:53:50] The True Donkey: yes :(
[21:53:56] The True Donkey: the reason i got banned initially
[21:54:01] The True Donkey: was because they THOUGHT i was good
[21:54:09] The True Donkey: since i peaked 1751 points in DW Ubers
[21:54:17] +T.H.E.W.A.R: :)
[21:54:19] The True Donkey: until they found out i boosted to get there
[21:54:24] The True Donkey: then they unbanned me :)
[21:55:00] The True Dice: oh hey Donkey, i heard u worship me
[21:55:10] The True Donkey: yes i do!
[21:55:16] The True Donkey: i love u, my princess!
[21:55:23] The True Dice: i can't love u back tho
[21:55:25] The True Dice: i am gay
[21:55:31] The True Donkey: :(((((((
[21:55:37] The True Donkey: i'll just settle with probs then
[21:55:42] The True Dice: he is gay too
[21:55:45] The True Dice: actually
[21:55:52] The True Dice: he is uncertain of his gender
[21:56:00] The True Donkey: so i have a chance! :D
[21:56:06] The True Dice: possibly
[21:56:36] The True Donkey: Lance is the best uber player ever and despite what i say to him, i actually respect him deeply
[21:56:38] The True Donkey: but
[21:56:51] The True Donkey: if only he didn't help u while u were going through gender confusion... :(
[21:57:16] The True Dice: :o
[21:57:41] GYARADOSTIME: trying to make the best team ever
[21:57:44] GYARADOSTIME: any tips?
[21:57:50] The True Dice: use gyarados
[21:57:57] The True Donkey: ^
[21:57:58] +T.H.E.W.A.R: No
[21:57:59] The True Donkey: also
[21:58:00] The True Dice: or ask Sasha how to use Smeargle
[21:58:01] a$ce21: http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/pokebankubersbeta-71710139
[21:58:01] a$ce21: flawless victory
[21:58:01] The True Donkey: 3 dragonite
[21:58:03] waster penguin: use ho-oh and use chansey
[21:58:04] The True Donkey: aerodactyl
[21:58:07] The True Donkey: and charizard
[21:58:11] +Clematis Dance: dragonite!
[21:58:14] The True Dice: OHKO moves
[21:58:19] The True Dice: Smashpass
[21:58:24] waster penguin: srsly use chansey
[21:58:28] GYARADOSTIME: i'm using smashpass
[21:58:30] The True Donkey: gyarados, dragonite, dragonite, aerodactyl, charizard, dragonite!
[21:58:30] waster penguin: and ho-oh
[21:58:35] GYARADOSTIME: with gyarados as the receiver
[21:58:35] +T.H.E.W.A.R: stop spamming plz:(
[21:58:42] waster penguin: i can give u my team if u wangt
[21:58:44] waster penguin: want*
[21:58:54] The True Dice: ask the great sasha who smashpassed against my sand team and won how to use smashpass effectively
[21:59:00] GYARADOSTIME: aww that's nice, i want to build my own
[21:59:08] GYARADOSTIME: @ waster penguin :)
[21:59:22] waster penguin: ok
[21:59:35] GYARADOSTIME: i did a Frankenstein experiment combining trickroom's fetish
[21:59:40] GYARADOSTIME: with Clematis Dance's best team
[21:59:47] GYARADOSTIME: and i have never lost with it
[21:59:50] +Clematis Dance: UGH FUCK YOU COCKLOVER
[21:59:50] +T.H.E.W.A.R: :)
[22:00:00] GYARADOSTIME: (ignore the number of games i have played)
[22:01:17] +Clematis Dance: an update from PO: donkey was banned by S​eraphim!
[22:01:20] +Clematis Dance: hey donkey
[22:01:23] +Clematis Dance: i thought you sucked dick
[22:01:27] +Clematis Dance: why did you get banned then
[22:01:29] The True Donkey: I DID!
[22:01:36] The True Donkey: AND THEY STILL BANNED ME?
[22:01:37] +T.H.E.W.A.R: he isn't doneky probs
[22:01:50] The True Donkey: BUT I JUST TRIED SO HARD TO GET MYSELF UNBANNED THERE!
[22:02:02] +T.H.E.W.A.R: Are you doneky
[22:02:09] The True Donkey: i am
[22:02:18] +T.H.E.W.A.R: Proof plz
[22:02:31] +Clematis Dance: donkey
[22:02:34] The True Donkey: i cant
[22:02:34] +Clematis Dance: you are a real failure
[22:02:38] +Clematis Dance: you suck in battling
[22:02:42] +Clematis Dance: you suck cock
[22:02:46] +Clematis Dance: and yet you are still banned
[22:02:47] The True Donkey: i foolishly handed out my password for my doneky alt
[22:02:47] The True Dice: Donkey ded
[22:02:48] +Clematis Dance: explain.
[22:02:50] +Clematis Dance: in the smogcast
[22:02:59] +T.H.E.W.A.R: He doesn't have proof so he isn't doneky
[22:02:59] The True Donkey: and they changed my pasword
[22:03:13] The True Dice: THE WAR
[22:03:19] The True Donkey: i have nothing to explain
[22:03:23] The True Dice: do u remember what i said yesterday ?
[22:03:23] +T.H.E.W.A.R: by the way why would doneky change alts
[22:03:30] The True Donkey: you are absolutely right, clematis dance
[22:03:39] +T.H.E.W.A.R: No sasha
[22:03:46] The True Donkey: i sucked seraphim's cock like a thousand times
[22:03:54] The True Dice: good then, i will remind u soon
[22:03:55] The True Donkey: and sucked up to crystal moogle
[22:03:56] The True Donkey: hannah
[22:03:58] The True Donkey: prof oak
[22:03:59] The True Donkey: xdevo
[22:04:02] +T.H.E.W.A.R: Ok:)
[22:04:03] The True Donkey: and so many others
[22:04:09] The True Donkey: and still, they banned me
[22:04:36] The True Dice: oh
[22:04:37] The True Donkey: it looks like they truly realise i am an utter dick and loser who deserves to be banned
[22:04:41] The True Dice: i might get banned too no ?
[22:04:52] The True Donkey: also
[22:05:02] The True Donkey: there's a reason why im spending time here right now
[22:05:12] @Sweep: pls less rude
[22:05:15] The True Donkey: because i can tell that i'll be banned here as well VERY soon
[22:05:31] The True Dice: heh
[22:05:31] poepzak123: :P
[22:05:42] The True Donkey: once shrang and company get tired of me sucking their cocks
[22:05:47] poepzak123: hey hey! don't be such a donkey!
[22:05:52] +T.H.E.W.A.R: Yeah
[22:05:54] The True Dice: sorry, he can't
[22:05:55] The True Donkey: im sure they will realize what the PO guys realized
[22:05:58] The True Dice: he IS a donkey
[22:05:59] The True Donkey: and ban me here too
[22:06:03] @Sweep: stop the rude ffs
[22:06:16] The True Dice: do u know what happened Sweep ?
[22:06:23] @Sweep: no clue
[22:06:30] @Sweep: i don't follow events on PO
[22:06:31] The True Dice: u need to know first :)
[22:06:34] The True Dice: oh
[22:06:38] The True Dice: u should start