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  2. [01:39am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: oh i acquired a very interesting tidbit of information over the weekend
  3. [01:39am] Minelord: [Traser101 disconnected]
  4. [01:39am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: (disclaimer: if you still think storks deliver babies, go away)
  5. [01:40am] Minelord: [Traser101 connected]
  6. [01:40am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so basically
  7. [01:40am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: there's a trick to concieving a specific gender
  8. [01:40am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and it goes as follows:
  9. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Traser101: k
  10. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: if the man climaxes first it'll be a gril
  11. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: girl*
  12. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: otherwise it's a boy
  13. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and here's the logic
  14. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: now this'll get pretty jew heavy
  15. [01:41am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so hold on to your hats
  16. [01:42am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: in this week's torah portion (every week a different portion is read)
  17. [01:42am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: the story of josef's reunion with his father, jacob, is told
  18. [01:42am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: during that story the scripture lists all the kids that jacob had
  19. [01:42am] Minelord: [Traser101 disconnected]
  20. [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Sir Koltak: in what order?
  21. [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: jacob had 12 sons and 1 girl
  22. [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: from 4 wives
  23. [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Sir Koltak: only?
  24. [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so it phrases the list something like so:
  25. [01:43am] Minelord: [g] Sir Koltak: he could've had more
  26. [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: "jacob's daughter dina and leah's son reuven"
  27. [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: or something like that
  28. [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: notice how dina is "jacob's" daughter
  29. [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and "not" leah's daughter
  30. [01:44am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so rashi (one of the commentators on the torah) had a look
  31. [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and concluded that since jacob was a pretty humble man
  32. [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: he was curteous and let his wife climax before he did
  33. [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: that's why he had so many sons
  34. [01:45am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: obviously he was more scientific than that
  35. [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and the matter is discussed in full in the talmud
  36. [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: but this is pretty much the end result
  37. [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: so the moral of the story is:
  38. [01:46am] Minelord: [Fwiller connected]
  39. [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: if you want a continuation (sons) don't be a dick
  40. [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: and if you're a dick anyways
  41. [01:46am] Minelord: [g] Sir Fwiller: hello :)
  42. [01:47am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: you'll get a girl
  43. [01:47am] Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: geddit?
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