Bad-Review-Quotes

Kids may never want to play games again after playing this.
It didn't last 20 minutes in my hard drive.
This is hands-down, the worst video game to ever see the light of day. Really.
This proves that some video games can be outclassed by potatoes.
It is horribly boring and repetitive. The graphics are weak and even the greatest fan of your game would break the CD in two after playing it for 10 minutes.
Unfortunately, it’s an uninspiring, flawed and ultimately a failure. Avoid the like the proverbial plague.
You’d probably have more fun playing backgammon online with your mother-in-law
The bottom line with this game is that you should avoid it at all costs.
This is an awful, awful, awful game. Don’t even buy it for your enemies. Don’t even think about it. You’ll never get the time back you spend playing this rubbish.
It's not even remotely close to being fun, and serves as a fine example of how not to make a game.
A crock of crap, liberally sprinkled with several tubs of tedium
The really smart thing is to quit out early, uninstall it and play damn near anything else instead.
The English language is insufficient to fully describe the atrocities this game comprises. It is an abomination.
If the developer’s purpose was to make an outdated and terribly dull game, then they succeeded.
It's just a piece of garbage full of boring actions, sorry there's no actions.
Deplorable, miserable, and abominable indeed.
Swim clear of this waterlogged disaster, and don't say we didn't warn you.
Downright painful to play...utter garbage that should be passed up without a second thought.
This game is not just boring – it's disgusting to play.
The developers clearly are just trying to make a buck by putting out this version and I'm fairly certain some of them are embarrassed by the end product.
Outdated graphics, bad sound, lousy control, horrible technical performance, nonfunctional computer AI, terrible weapons--the game has about every problem you could possibly think of.
A complete disaster. There is virtually no entertainment value. Avoid at all costs!
This game is rubbish – don’t even think about buying it.
This game just manages to offer more than ten hours of virtual breakdown.
This game just brings shame to the video gaming industry.
The fact that this game is being sold for almost full retail price is insulting, not to mention the fact that it feels mostly unfinished and uninspired.
You have better things to waste your money on than this, like soap.
This is the worst game I’ve played in several years.
It's rare to find a game this poorly conceived and executed from top to bottom.
If you want to buy this game you are not normal.
If you can make it all the way through this game, kudos to you I say. If you actually want to play it again, I might start considering therapy. No, seriously.
The more I played the game, the more I just sat there staring at my computer screen, shaking my head sadly.
Terrible. Probably the only good thing to come out of the whole experience is the game's opening song.
A decent start. The rest is an unmitigated disaster.
Such a totally pointless, antiquated, poor excuse for a game it should be obliterated from the gaming history books by a magical force.
Save your money by just throwing beer cans at the television.
Utterly horrendous in every conceivable aspect.
The worst title I have every played. I have not had a worse game play experience in my life. How can I say this, do not buy this game.
There is nothing at all worth recommending about this game, especially when there is no shortage of free titles that do a far more effective job of scaring gamers out of their wits instead of their wallets.
I've played Flash-game advertisements that are more fun than this.
So astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst.
This is the kind of game that's given away when you order a large pizza and get the second one for half price.
I briefly considered driving my car off a cliff on the way home one day, just so I wouldn't have to play it anymore
Flops in every possible way.
It’s flawed and it’s buggy, and there just isn’t enough to do in the game to make it fun.
What the hell were they thinking?
Since there are absolutely NO categories that this game can claim to have completed, it gets a 0. In everything. It's an absolute failure in all departments
This is just sad... Worst Game Ever.
Absolutely and totally disastrous experience.
If you hate someone, and I mean HATE someone, give them this game as a gift.
I’ve played bad games in the past, but this is very nearly the pinnacle of pathetic. You’re better off putting your money in a paper shredder or using the CD as a clay pigeon or a coaster.
A generic game that fails to deliver anything good.
I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone, under any circumstances...and if that's not the definition of utter failure, I don't know what is.
It is just an awful game through and through, and it won't be enjoyed by anyone. Simply put: Don't buy this game.
Confusion and frustration are your only companions in this game.
Every aspect of it is extremely poor and badly thought out which is reflected in the shortness of this review.
This is just an insult to the video game industry.
The Developer should go out, find all the copies, bury them in the darkest place known to man, leave it there and never speak of it again.
Crappy gameplay mechanics, crappy graphics, crappy AI, crappy gameplay options, and crappy controller support.
Just a pointless waste of time.
It's not a game – just a prototype of one. And they charge money for that?!
It's not even worth a single dollar. Even it was free, i won't play it.
This may very well be the worst I've ever played... Stay away from this disastrous game.
Not worth anyone's time, and certainly not worth anyone's money.
This game makes other mediocre video games look like a masterpiece.
An unmitigated disaster. Terribly designed both technically and in terms of gameplay, it’s a miserable, useless, joyless experience entirely bereft of fun.
I.... I.... I..... cannot describe how terrible this is.
Boring, buggy, profoundly meaningless, and utterly dreadful in every imaginable way. Not just bad - this is novelty bad.
Perhaps the dev team just asked the pizza delivery boy to do the job to save some pennies for the sequel.
Interesting for about 5 minutes.
Sure, it's a budget game, but that doesn't excuse the fact that it's a very bad game.
Completely bankrupt of any value whatsoever.
Completely without substance and fails to match even the primordial games from the DOS era.