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Unlike other geek fraternities that you might have heard about, GayWAD accepts members of all races, creeds, and colors. We don't even have a technical inclination requirement. As our founders stated in the Annals of GayWAD, Chapter 1: "You don't have to be a geek, as long as you like it Greek." They were, of course, referring to the <i>penis in anus</i> style of sexual relations. Don't despair, as attaining full fabulous lifetime status in GayWAD is easy. The only prerequisites for membership in Gay Wigger Association of DICE* are that you meet all of the following conditions:

<ol><li>1. Ownership of penis, anus, or both</li></ol>

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If you require a specific membership number for purposes such as framing, docking, or prestigious inclusion upon your business cards and resume, please take down this number: 69.

Optionally, you may complete the following survey by replying to this post, indicating affirmative responses with an X in each appropriate box:
<quote>
<tt>GayWAD Membership Survey (OPTIONAL)

[  ] I am gay
[  ] I am a wigger
[  ] I have used SLASHDOT BETA to find a sex partner</tt>
</quote>After completion of this optional survey, your Slashdot post ID shall serve as your unique Gay Wigger Association of DICE* membership ID.

<b>Your GayWAD membership kit** is on its way.</b>

* <a href="">GayWAD</a> is neither affiliated with nor endorsed by DICE.COM.

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