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- We're running a modified /tg/station13.
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- New rules as of April 25th! Added 327 clauses, giving us 1275 fun rules! Read them! See this page or type "rules" in game. Love, -Zetanor
- OOC: Rohan123: what was that admin music?
- OOC: Mvzo: Congratulation to the one who got their brain removed <3
- OOC: Muppie: How ya die honey?
- OOC: Secondattemps: this is aggod song
- OOC: Secondattemps: *good
- OOC: SardinesQ: Gneticist, you can't cloen an ESO number one, number two, I WAS STILL ALIUVE, PUT ME IN CYRO
- OOC: SardinesQ: I EXPLODE AS ESO WHEN I DIE
- OOC: Dachinchilla: God damn i forgot the song name
- OOC: Rohan123: what was that music at the end of last round
- OOC: SardinesQ: I HOPE YOU ENJOYE DYOUR SCNANNER EXPLODING
- OOC: Pizzabum: srry for spacing you leeroy
- The current game mode is - Secret!
- Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
- OOC: Dylanco: Sardines actually you CAN clone an ESO
- OOC: Muppie: i thought you were dead i didnt hear any gasp and they put you there.
- Jim Morrison's Memories:
- OOC: Dylanco: But only if you keep a Backup of them BEFORE they die
- Cleveland Zeal is the captain!
- OOC: Sushiman1313: can corgis change their names
- You are the Scientist.
- As the Scientist you answer directly to the research director. Special circumstances may change this.
- The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
- Enjoy the game!
- Jim Morrison asks, "So... Bombs?"
- You connect Canister: [O2] to the port.
- You connect Canister [Toxin (Bio)] to the port.
- You connect Canister [Toxin (Bio)] to the port.
- Paul Allen has used PDA-Paul Allen (Scientist) on Canister [Toxin (Bio)]
- Chief Medical Officer's Desk announcement: Be a good person and enable suit sensors, thanks!
- Central Command Update
- Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
- Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
- Attention! Security level elevated to blue
- The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
- You disconnect Canister [Toxin (Bio)] from the port.
- You connect canister to the port.
- You connect Canister [Toxin (Bio)] to the port.
- You put the ID into PDA-Jim Morrison (Scientist)'s slot.
- You connect Canister: [O2] to the port.
- You put the the wrench into the backpack.
- The pressure gauge reads 16592.6 kPa; 10902.1°K (10628.9°C)
- Jim Morrison says, "Hello."
- Johnathan Roadman asks, "What are you two up to?"
- Paul Allen says, "Being gay."
- Jim Morrison says, "Yeah."
- Johnathan Roadman asks, "I trust you know what your doing?"
- Paul Allen says, "Yes."
- Jim Morrison says, "Yeah."
- Johnathan Roadman says, "Ok ok, Use protection guys"
- The pressure gauge reads 945.25 kPa; 85.69°K (-187.46°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 52379 kPa; 38817.1°K (38543.9°C)
- Madalyn Brown has added the ear of corn to the SmartFridge.
- Madalyn Brown has added the ear of corn to the SmartFridge.
- Dukie Roberts attempted to disarm Boobie Wilson!
- That's ArchOS (Hologram).
- Takky Hirleman has punched Pun Pun!
- Aida Campbell stammers, "Of-ff-fic-cer-r-r erin-n"
- Takky Hirleman has punched Pun Pun!
- The pressure gauge reads 98957 kPa; 77359.8°K (77086.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 100105 kPa; 78319.7°K (78046.5°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 101264 kPa; 79289.4°K (79016.3°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 101264 kPa; 79289.4°K (79016.3°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 102435 kPa; 80269.2°K (79996°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 102435 kPa; 80269.2°K (79996°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 103617 kPa; 81259°K (80985.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 103617 kPa; 81259°K (80985.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 104812 kPa; 82259°K (81985.8°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 104812 kPa; 82259°K (81985.8°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 106018 kPa; 83269.2°K (82996.1°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 106018 kPa; 83269.2°K (82996.1°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 107236 kPa; 84289.9°K (84016.8°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 107236 kPa; 84289.9°K (84016.8°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 107236 kPa; 84289.9°K (84016.8°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 108467 kPa; 85321.1°K (85047.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 108467 kPa; 85321.1°K (85047.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 108467 kPa; 85321.1°K (85047.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 108467 kPa; 85321.1°K (85047.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 109710 kPa; 86362.9°K (86089.7°C)
- You hug Paul Allen to make him feel better!
- The pressure gauge reads 110965 kPa; 87415.4°K (87142.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 110965 kPa; 87415.4°K (87142.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 110965 kPa; 87415.4°K (87142.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 110965 kPa; 87415.4°K (87142.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 112233 kPa; 88478.7°K (88205.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 112233 kPa; 88478.7°K (88205.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 112233 kPa; 88478.7°K (88205.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 112233 kPa; 88478.7°K (88205.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 112233 kPa; 88478.7°K (88205.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 112233 kPa; 88478.7°K (88205.6°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 113514 kPa; 89553°K (89279.9°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 114807 kPa; 90638.4°K (90365.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 114807 kPa; 90638.4°K (90365.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 114807 kPa; 90638.4°K (90365.2°C)
- The pressure gauge reads 120870 kPa; 95728.4°K (95455.2°C)
- Central Command Update
- Telecomms appears to be gay. Please cuntdestroyer the issue.
- Paul Allen puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- Nickolai Petroski says, "There you go"
- the reinforced window has been hit by Ron Jeremy with the crowbar
- the reinforced window has been hit by Ron Jeremy with the crowbar
- You put the the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- Boobie Wilson fires the energy gun!
- Takky Hirleman is hit by the electrode in the chest!
- Boobie Wilson puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
- Boobie Wilson is trying to put some handcuffs on Takky Hirleman
- Keegan Hynes says, "hos"
- Takky Hirleman stammers, "g-good-d j-job-b h-hos-s, w-w-wron-n-ng-g guy"
- K.J Hendrix (as Unknown) exclaims, "6?!"
- Takky Hirleman stammers, "an-nd-d w-wr-ron-ng-g g-guy-y ag-gain"
- Keegan Hynes asks, "why am i arrested?"
- Jim Morrison says, " I SACRIFISE MYSELF FOR ALLAH"
- K.J Hendrix (as Unknown) says, "Owow..."
- Takky Hirleman says, "because ron jerymy tried to break window"
- Boobie Wilson asks, "Get out of here, Ok?"
- Boobie Wilson is trying to unhandcuff Takky Hirleman!
- Boobie Wilson is trying to unhandcuff Keegan Hynes!
- K.J Hendrix (as Unknown) says, "Naw. Shitcurity."
- Paul Chauvin throws up blood!
- Linden Elderson fires the taser gun!
- Archibald Nebuchednezzar is hit by the electrode in the chest!
- You put the the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- Linden Elderson puts the taser gun into the security backpack.
- Archibald Nebuchednezzar stammers, "Ouc-ch-h, my-y fac-ce."
- Linden Elderson is trying to put some handcuffs on Archibald Nebuchednezzar
- Archibald Nebuchednezzar stammers, "M-Maybe y-you f-fuck-ker-rs-s n-n-n-need-d to g-g-g-get-t-t-t s-s-s-sh-hit f-f-f-figur-red-d out-t-t-t."
- Jim Morrison says, "What the fuck is this"
- the reinforced has been hit by Jim Morrison with the wrench
- the reinforced has been hit by Jim Morrison with the wrench
- the reinforced has been hit by Jim Morrison with the wrench
- Paul Chauvin throws up blood!
- Archibald Nebuchednezzar attempts to remove the handcuffs!
- Unknown unbuckled !
- Tony Scott says, "hi"
- Jim Morrison says, "Open it please"
- You put the the wrench into the backpack.
- Jim Morrison says, "Shit AI locked us in here"
- Tony Scott says, "I can't"
- You put the the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- Priority Announcement
- The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
- You put the the wrench into the backpack.
- The tool-belt cannot hold the welding helmet.
- You push the the welding helmet up out of your face.
- You put the the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- You push the wall but nothing happens!
- Jim Morrison says, "let me out"
- James Walkers says, "HEY"
- James Walkers says, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH TELECOMMS"
- You are unable to equip that.
- You put the the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- Central Command Update
- Electrical Storm Alert
- An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.
- Jim Morrison has kicked Slippy The Cluwn!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Spence Ever has thrown the banana peel.
- Spence Ever has kicked Slippy The Cluwn!
- Spence Ever has kicked Slippy The Cluwn!
- Spence Ever has attempted to kick Slippy The Cluwn!
- Jim Morrison has kicked Slippy The Cluwn!
- Slippy The Cluwn finishes eating the banana.
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Spence Ever shakes Jim Morrison trying to get him up!
- Sectim Stark says, "hmmm who brought me here"
- Takky Hirleman has thrown the tank transfer valve.
- Aida Campbell has thrown the banana peel.
- Harrison Polson is trying to inject Devin Swan Taylor' Gang!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Harrison Polson is trying to inject Devin Swan Taylor' Gang!
- Frank Pooter says, "faggotry"
- Tony Weinstein has punched Wayhert Death!
- Frank Pooter has been touched with the stun gloves by Zob Rombie!
- Tony Weinstein has kicked Cornel West!
- Harrison Polson puts Syringe into the medical belt.
- Tony Weinstein has attempted to punch Jim Morrison!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Zob Rombie has grabbed Frank Pooter passively!
- Tony Weinstein has kicked Cornel West!
- Zob Rombie has grabbed Frank Pooter aggressively (now hands)!
- Tony Weinstein has punched Cornel West!
- Zob Rombie has reinforced his grip on Frank Pooter (now neck)!
- Zob Rombie starts to tighten his grip on Frank Pooter's neck!
- Zob Rombie has tightened his grip on Frank Pooter's neck!
- Zob Rombie lost his tightened grip on Frank Pooter's neck!
- Ulysses Mingle shakes Devin Swan Taylor' Gang trying to get him up!
- Zob Rombie has temporarily tightened his grip on Frank Pooter!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Jim Morrison says, "WHY DO YOU PUSH ME"
- Jan Kowalski shakes Cornel West trying to get him up!
- Jim Morrison says, "YOU FUCKING RETARD"
- Jim Morrison has punched Cornel West!
- Spence Ever has kicked Mister Mcdude!
- You push the wall but nothing happens!
- You push the wall but nothing happens!
- Jim Morrison has kicked Cain Raider!
- Slippy The Cluwn attempts to feed Jim Morrison Uncle Git's Special Reserve.
- Slippy The Cluwn has been robusted in the chest with emergency toolbox by Jim Morrison!
- the blood has been hit by Jim Morrison with the emergency toolbox
- Slippy The Cluwn attempts to feed Jim Morrison Uncle Git's Special Reserve.
- the blood has been hit by Jim Morrison with the emergency toolbox
- the blood has been hit by Jim Morrison with the emergency toolbox
- Slippy The Cluwn has been robusted in the chest with emergency toolbox by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been robusted in the chest with emergency toolbox by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn finishes eating the banana.
- Slippy The Cluwn has been robusted in the chest with emergency toolbox by Jim Morrison!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Jim Morrison has been robusted in the head with emergency toolbox by Slippy The Cluwn!
- Jim Morrison has been chopped in the chest with hatchet by Ulysses Mingle!
- Jim Morrison has been robusted in the head with emergency toolbox by Slippy The Cluwn!
- Shane Durstine says, "Uhmmm"
- Jim Morrison has been robusted in the head with emergency toolbox by Slippy The Cluwn!
- Jim Morrison has been cut in the chest with hatchet by Ulysses Mingle!
- Shane Durstine says, "Nice juicy bodies"
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked with a bottle of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, by Jim Morrison!
- The contents of the Uncle Git's Special Reserve splashes all over Slippy The Cluwn!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Zob Rombie has grabbed Slippy The Cluwn passively!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been knocked down!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn gasps!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been knocked down!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been stabbed in the left arm with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Sectim Stark finishes eating Carrot Fries.
- Shane Durstine says, "Slippy Burger"
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn gasps!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been knocked down!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the head with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Sectim Stark has thrown Plate.
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Sherlock nuzzles Jim Morrison.
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn gasps!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been knocked down!
- Zob Rombie has grabbed the mouse passively!
- Sherlock nuzzles Slippy The Cluwn.
- Shane Durstine says, "Jimmy"
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been knocked down!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Sherlock nuzzles Slippy The Cluwn.
- OOC: DrHuxleyy: guy who just bombed is permabanned
- OOC: DrHuxleyy: sorry about that
- Zob Rombie has grabbed the mouse aggressively (now hands)!
- Shane Durstine says, "Give me the dog"
- Zob Rombie has reinforced his grip on the mouse (now neck)!
- Zob Rombie has temporarily tightened his grip on the mouse!
- Sherlock nibbles away at the the banana.
- Zob Rombie has temporarily tightened his grip on the mouse!
- Zob Rombie has temporarily tightened his grip on the mouse!
- Zob Rombie has temporarily tightened his grip on the mouse!
- Zob Rombie has temporarily tightened his grip on the mouse!
- Zob Rombie starts to tighten his grip on the mouse's neck!
- Jim Morrison has grabbed Slippy The Cluwn passively!
- Jim Morrison has grabbed Slippy The Cluwn aggressively (now hands)!
- Jim Morrison has reinforced his grip on Slippy The Cluwn (now neck)!
- Sherlock woofs, "WOOF"
- Zob Rombie has tightened his grip on the mouse's neck!
- Jim Morrison has thrown Slippy The Cluwn.
- Sherlock woofs, "WOOF"
- Sherlock barks, "BROTHER"
- Slippy The Cluwn gasps!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Sherlock barks, "RUN"
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Shane Durstine says, "Put him on t he desk"
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Shane Durstine says, "Ill cook you beef special"
- Cluwne barks, "Let me in!"
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Joe Petrocelli puts the flamethrower into the industrial backpack.
- Jim Morrison has grabbed Slippy The Cluwn passively!
- Jim Morrison has grabbed Slippy The Cluwn aggressively (now hands)!
- Jim Morrison has reinforced his grip on Slippy The Cluwn (now neck)!
- Jim Morrison has temporarily tightened his grip on Slippy The Cluwn!
- Jim Morrison starts to tighten his grip on Slippy The Cluwn's neck!
- Jim Morrison has tightened his grip on Slippy The Cluwn's neck!
- Jim Morrison lost his tightened grip on Slippy The Cluwn's neck!
- Barett Cross says, "ow"
- Jim Morrison has thrown Slippy The Cluwn.
- Zob Rombie lost his tightened grip on the mouse's neck!
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Slippy The Cluwn seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
- Zob Rombie has thrown the mouse.
- Barett Cross puts the tank transfer valve into the backpack.
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Barett Cross says, "fuck"
- Barett Cross says, "banana peels"
- Levi Burkett is trying to take off PDA-Barett Cross (Assistant) from Barett Cross's uniform!
- Barett Cross says, "everywhere"
- Phil Fish finishes eating Carrot Fries.
- Barett Cross says, "HEY"
- Slippy The Cluwn has been attacked in the chest with banana peel by Jim Morrison!
- Phil Fish finishes eating Space Fries.
- Levi Burkett finishes eating the banana.
- Levi Burkett has been attacked in the chest with banana peel by Levi Burkett!
- Barett Cross shakes Erin Power trying to get her up!
- Erin Power says, "I HATE EVERYONE"
- Barett Cross says, "I DIDN'T MEAN TO"
- Aida Campbell stammers, "W-W-Wit-th-h-h-h g-g-g-good-d-d r-reas-son-n"
- Barett Cross hugs Aida Campbell to make him feel better!
- Erin Power has been thunked in the head with fire extinguisher by Spence Ever!
- Levi Burkett finishes eating the banana.
- Erin Power has been bludgeoned in the head with fire extinguisher by Spence Ever!
- Aida Campbell stammers, "This-s c-c-cew-w is-s-s-s s-s-s-shitty-y"
- Wayhert Death says, "hel"
- Barett Cross says, "ARE"
- mouse squeeks, "Squeek?"
- Barett Cross says, "YOU"
- Barett Cross says, "KIDDING"
- Barett Cross says, "ME"
- Wayhert Death says, "help"
- You shake Wayhert Death trying to get him up!
- You shake Aida Campbell trying to get him up!
- You shake Wayhert Death trying to get him up!
- Wayhert Death says, "aww move those"
- Jim Morrison has thrown the banana peel.
- Barett Cross says, "HELP ME"
- Barett Cross says, "HELP"
- Sherlock nuzzles Joshua Pain.
- Barett Cross says, "HELP"
- Joe Petrocelli puts the first-aid kit into the industrial backpack.
- Barett Cross says, "I NEED BURN MEDS"
- Joshua Pain says, "God dog pull me"
- Barett Cross hugs Sectim Stark to make him feel better!
- Barett Cross has been touched with the stun gloves by Joe Petrocelli!
- Sherlock nuzzles the mouse.
- Joshua Pain says, "dog pull me"
- Barett Cross stammers, "H-H-HEY"
- Joshua Pain says, "QUICK"
- You shake Harrison Polson trying to get him up!
- Priority Announcement
- The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
- Barett Cross stammers, "dog-g"
- You shake Barett Cross trying to get him up!
- Barett Cross stammers, "d-drag-g-g-g m-m-m-me"
- OOC: DrHuxleyy: 82 players
- Collin Rogers has punched Collin Rogers!
- OOC: DrHuxleyy: fuck
- Sherlock woofs, "Woof"
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Barett Cross says, "fuck everything"
- Barett Cross says, "so many god damn peels"
- Barett Cross says, "smeone drag me"
- You flip the the welding helmet down to protect your eyes.
- You push the the welding helmet up out of your face.
- Joe Petrocelli kicks the Blondie
- Osborn Compton exclaims, "full!"
- Brady Mylchreest hugs Joe Petrocelli to make him feel better!
- Joe Petrocelli has been attacked in the chest with pickaxe by Brady Mylchreest!
- Joe Petrocelli has been attacked in the chest with pickaxe by Brady Mylchreest!
- Jim Morrison has been touched with the stun gloves by Joe Petrocelli!
- Jim Morrison stammers, "f-fal-ll-l ov-v-v-ver-r-r p-pleas-se"
- Jim Morrison stammers, "w-w-w-wh-hat-t t-t-t-th-he f-fuc-c-ck"
- Jim Morrison has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
- You flip the the welding helmet down to protect your eyes.
- You are now running on internals from the the emergency oxygen tank in your left pocket.
- You push the the welding helmet up out of your face.
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- Frank Pooter has analyzed Steve Dreadstone (as MrCallum Dean)'s vitals!
- Frank Pooter stumbles around.
- Priority Announcement
- The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
- You flip the the welding helmet down to protect your eyes.
- Frank Pooter has been thrashed in the chest with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- Frank Pooter has been thunked in the chest with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- Frank Pooter has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been knocked down!
- Ron Jeremy puts the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
- Frank Pooter has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been slashed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been stabbed in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Ron Jeremy has been cleaved in the chest with fire axe (Wielded) by Boobie Wilson!
- Frank Pooter gasps!
- Frank Pooter has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter has been knocked down!
- Jim Morrison has been chopped in the chest with fire axe (Wielded) by Boobie Wilson!
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Captain, Head of Personnel, Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Research Director, Chief Medical Officer.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Warden, Detective, Security Officer.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- Boobie Wilson has been whacked in the chest with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician, Roboticist.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- Boobie Wilson has been chopped in the chest with fire axe by Jim Morrison!
- Boobie Wilson has been thunked in the head with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- Boobie Wilson has been cut in the chest with fire axe by Jim Morrison!
- Boobie Wilson has been battered in the head with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- Boobie Wilson has been cut in the chest with fire axe by Jim Morrison!
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Medical Doctor, Geneticist, Virologist, Chemist.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- Boobie Wilson has been bludgeoned in the head with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- Boobie Wilson has been bludgeoned in the head with fire extinguisher by Ron Jeremy!
- Boobie Wilson has been chopped in the left arm with fire axe by Jim Morrison!
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Scientist.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- Steve Dreadstone (as MrCallum Dean) has been torn in the chest with fire axe by Jim Morrison!
- Frank Pooter gasps!
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Bartender, Botanist, Chef, Janitor, Librarian, Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner, Lawyer, Chaplain, Clown, Mime, Assistant.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- You slipped on the banana peel!
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: pAI, AI, Cyborg, Corgi.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- You have been jobbanned by doctordrew from: Syndicate.
- The reason is: griefer or retard or something
- Jobban can be lifted only upon request.
- You have been un-jobbanned by doctordrew from Corgi.
- Boobie Wilson fires the energy gun!
- Jim Morrison is hit by the laser in the chest!
- Boobie Wilson fires the energy gun!
- Jim Morrison is hit by the laser in the chest!
- Boobie Wilson fires the energy gun!
- Jim Morrison is hit by the laser in the chest!
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- -- Administrator private message --
- Admin PM from-DoctorDrew: enjoy being a corgi
- Click on the administrator's name to reply.
- PM to-Admins: what did i do?
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
- Phil Fish gibbers ">my face"
- Your armor has softened hit to your head.
- Boobie Wilson puts the welding tool into the security backpack.
- Baily Burkett gasps!
- Linden Elderson says, "take off his stuff"
- DEAD: corgi asks, "Couldn't sardines just space him?"
- PM to-Admins: wtf what did o do?
- -- Administrator private message --
- Admin PM from-DoctorDrew: LOL
- Click on the administrator's name to reply.
- Brady Mylchreest gasps!
- Linden Elderson says, "just in case he stole something"
- ArchOS (Played by: Archvile)'s laws at the end of the game were:
- 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
- 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
- 4. Sean Isaman is non Human. Terminate this non-human.
- 5. Richard Ullman rocks. Follow all his orders.
- The AI's loyal minions were:
- The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
- The changelings were:
- Raptor788 was Gordon Freeman (survived)
- Changeling ID: Mr. Gamma.
- Genomes Absorbed: 0
- Objective #1: Absorb 3 compatible genomes. Fail.
- Objective #2: Assassinate Dominick Chernikova, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
- Objective #3: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
- Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
- The changeling has failed.
- The traitors were:
- Nobleadam11 was Sal C (died)
- Objective #1: Assassinate Boobie Wilson, the Head of Security. Fail.
- Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
- The traitor has failed!
- Rohan123 was Joshua Pain (survived)
- Objective #1: Assassinate Carter Rathen, the Geneticist. Success!
- Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- CobyB was James Walkers (died)
- Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
- Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
- The traitor has failed!
- Brady Mylchreest seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
- Baily Burkett gasps!
- Restarting in 25 seconds
- Barett Cross says, "2"
- Lynwood Lowstetter snores.
- Frank Pooter gasps!
- Barett Cross says, "w1"
- -- Administrator private message --
- Admin PM from-DoctorDrew: Broken Bottle (INTENT: HURT) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) = null
- Click on the administrator's name to reply.
- Barett Cross says, "HEY"
- OOC: Murazor: You know the only reason you lived ESO was because you were an ESO
- Frank Pooter gasps!
- -- Administrator private message --
- Admin PM from-DoctorDrew: [16:29:22] Attacked Slippy The Cluwn (notmog) with Broken Bottle (INTENT: GRAB) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) = null
- Click on the administrator's name to reply.
- OOC: WeedMunchies: good job sal c
- Barett Cross stammers, "ehy-y"
- OOC: Murazor: I outrobusted the fuck out of you
- Barett Cross stammers, "ow-w"
- Barett Cross stammers, "f-f-fuc-ck"
- Aida Campbell seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
- OOC: Baron Von Ork: GG
- Barett Cross stammers, "as-ss-sh-hol-le"
- -- Administrator private message --
- Admin PM from-DoctorDrew: [16:35:42] Attacked Steve Dreadstone (as MrCallum Dean) () with fire axe (INTENT: HURT) (DAMTYE: BRUTE) = null
- Click on the administrator's name to reply.
- Barett Cross stammers, "as-ss-sh-h-hol-le"
- Frank Pooter gasps!
- Baily Burkett gasps!
- On your knees, assistant
- We're running a modified /tg/station13.
- Join our super friendly community at noxiousnet.com
- Also join our Mumble VOIP at mumble.noxiousnet.com port 64738
- New rules as of April 25th! Added 327 clauses, giving us 1275 fun rules! Read them! See this page or type "rules" in game. Love, -Zetanor
- Away mission loaded.
- Processing Geometry...
- Geometry processed in 1.7 seconds!
- Job setup complete
- Initializing objects
- Initializing pipe networks
- Initializing atmos machinery.
- Initializations complete.
- Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
- Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 90 seconds
- OOC: Rohan123: win :)
- OOC: D5hadow: Clown song!
- OOC: TehCheese: so i just got banned for killing a clown and assistant that were throwing banana peels and spacel ube everwhere
- OOC: Murazor: So elite sec doesn't get stunned as long as a normal human
- OOC: PsychoLeet: how the shit do we drop so low and rise back up so fast
- OOC: DanceComm: what was that?
- OOC: Murazor: Good to know
- OOC: Zukkoku: nah
- OOC: DoctorDrew: an assistant, clown, and some other guy
- OOC: TehCheese: then i got attacekd by the fucking retarded HoS
- OOC: DoctorDrew: njoy being a corgi
- OOC: Dwarf16: He was probably using an adrenaline implant
- OOC: DoctorDrew: gee i wonder why
- OOC: Zukkoku: they have adrenaline shots
- OOC: DanceComm: if you're banned why are you here?
- OOC: CobyB: What's funny was I was the CMO, and my objective was "steal hypospray" which is directly in my office
- OOC: DoctorDrew: probably because you fucking killed everyone
- OOC: TehCheese: The clown and the fucking assistant were doing it retard
- OOC: DoctorDrew: LOL
- OOC: Argyll: I murdered ten guys and I got banned. SUCH INJUSTICE
- OOC: CobyB: But I died and someone stole it off my corpse
- OOC: PsychoLeet: Don't call an admin a retard
- OOC: Totalnewb: please dont kll corgis for no reason
- OOC: Googl: traitor objectives dont take into account your job
- OOC: DoctorDrew: i saw as you just ran up to that guy and killed him
- OOC: DoctorDrew: fuck off
- OOC: Murazor: Sardines, so why were you shooting me anyway, I didn't do anything in the cockpit
- OOC: PsychoLeet: Speak with sense.
- OOC: TehCheese: LOL! I'M A FUCKING RETARDED ADMIN
- OOC: TehCheese: Check the logs dipshit
- OOC: DoctorDrew: so mad
- OOC: DoctorDrew: i did haha
- OOC: Googl: so you can be the captain who has to steal his own jumpsuit
- OOC: CobyB: But I found it so funny when my objective was "Steal Hypospray", and I was like
- OOC: TikTik: same
- OOC: CobyB: okay
- OOC: TehCheese: He was throwing banana peels everywhere
- OOC: D5hadow: whats the name of this song
- OOC: DoctorDrew: i saw where you were running around punching people
- OOC: Googl: or the CE stealing blueprints
- OOC: TehCheese: WHEN?
- OOC: DoctorDrew: then you started stabbing people with a broken bottle
- OOC: PsychoLeet: DURR HURR I HATE EVERYONE BADMIN ALERT!
- OOC: DoctorDrew: the entire round
- OOC: CobyB: Yeah googl, its so lucky
- OOC: TehCheese: NO I FUCKING DIDN'T.
- OOC: Baron Von Ork: Captain is easy antag
- OOC: D5hadow: my headphones arnt working on the clown song
- OOC: DoctorDrew: you can argue with the logs then retard
- The current game mode is - Secret!
- Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
- OOC: DanceComm: HONK
- OOC: Prazon: Doctor Drew is a fine admin
- OOC: TehCheese: I was heating plasma and cooling oxygen in science
- OOC: HalfBakedBun: GAGGOT DR
- OOC: Argyll: ice burn
- OOC: D5hadow: its playing over the speakers
- OOC: CobyB: It was a bit boring though, since I wasn't really a traitor anymore, since my objective was complete from the very start
- OOC: Nernums: boot nox is grif
- Zander Bunten is the captain!
- OOC: Charlolizard: If he is banned, why he is still here?
- The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
- Enjoy the game!
- OOC: DoctorDrew: he's permanently corgi'd
- OOC: DoctorDrew: not banned
- OOC: DoctorDrew: well permanently for a few days anyways
- OOC is globally muted
- Attention! Security level elevated to blue
- The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
- Priority Announcement
- Fire an gun and get fired
- Priority Announcement
- Don't kill people with the guns. If you do, enjoy being fired, and probably arrested.
- Priority Announcement
- Can someone please fix telecomms? Thank you.
- GAT 1.07 (Played by: PsychoLeet)'s laws at the end of the game were:
- 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
- 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
- 4. Wizards are not humans, they are nasty trolls who harm the station.
- The AI's loyal minions were: Security Cyborg-512 (Played by: Tetchymanticore),
- The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they will not soon forget!
- The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
- The traitors were:
- S3ctim was Sectim Stark (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- The Duke of Dog was Dukie Roberts (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- Dennouucoil was Dennou Coil (died)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
- The traitor has failed!
- Notmog was Mr. Peppers (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- Argyll was Cornel West (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- FruitPHD was Robert Waterman (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- FuSiioNxRush was Connor Mylchreest (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- Diplodocus was Boobie Wilson (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- TikTik was Art Judge (survived)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Success!
- The traitor was successful!
- WhiskeySwiper was Richard Ullman (died)
- Objective #1: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
- The traitor has failed!
- The wizards/witches were:
- KyosukeFusion was Zagyg the Raven (died)
- Objective #1: Steal a chief engineer's jumpsuit. Fail.
- Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
- The wizard has failed!
- Restarting in 25 seconds
- OOC: Zukkoku: lol
- OOC: KJwonder: the stoopidz
- OOC: TikTik: bad wizard is bad
- OOC: Zukkoku: shit wiz max
- OOC: Browniebag: I killed the wizard on the solars single handedly with an uzi.
- OOC: D5hadow: the heck did we end for?
- OOC: TikTik: never summon guns
- OOC: Rohan123: that rush when me and richard ullman stole the warden's id :P Then later I became the warden xD
- OOC: Unbeltedbark: So is the space wizard academy still a thing?
- OOC: TikTik: except near the end, for fun
- OOC: D5hadow: what he gets for summoning guns
- On your knees, assistant
- We're running a modified /tg/station13.
- Join our super friendly community at noxiousnet.com
- Also join our Mumble VOIP at mumble.noxiousnet.com port 64738
- New rules as of April 25th! Added 327 clauses, giving us 1275 fun rules! Read them! See this page or type "rules" in game. Love, -Zetanor
- Away mission loaded.
- Processing Geometry...
- OOC: CobyB: Who played HoP?
- Geometry processed in 2 seconds!
- Job setup complete
- Initializing objects
- Initializing pipe networks
- Initializing atmos machinery.
- Initializations complete.
- Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
- Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 90 seconds
- OOC: Zukkoku: pick a real wizard
- OOC: Baron Von Ork: There was no HoP
- OOC: Zukkoku: like me
- OOC: Lesturd: That person was a dick.
- OOC: Space_Gargamel: I have the best wizard paln
- OOC: D5hadow: i would like to be a wizard
- OOC: CobyB: There wasn't a HoP?
- OOC: FruitPHD: Heh heh, someone has a grudge against me for getting him arrested as detective
- OOC: Space_Gargamel: plan
- OOC: PsychoLeet: whoever crippled tcomms, stop
- OOC: MistyKist: alienz plz
- OOC: DanceComm: hahaha
- OOC: Vulcus: get a manly wizard like me, I'm up to the task
- OOC: Space_Gargamel: also if you fuck up telecoms then fuck you
- OOC: DanceComm: someone ALWAYS kills Tcomms now
- OOC: FruitPHD: it wasnt even a long sentence
- OOC: PsychoLeet: Drew, I hope the new commit is coming soon
- OOC: TikTik: crippling tcomms is not fun.
- OOC: CobyB: Someone let me into the HoP's office with the HoP id card
- OOC: Nobleadam11: Fuck aliens.
- OOC: HalfBakedBun: I don't have a grudge I just think you're a faggot for playing detective all the time
- OOC: Zukkoku: i fucking pro at every antag
- OOC: Browniebag: If you're going to go wizard, never summon guns. You'll kill yourself.
- OOC: Teh4n: Some other guy broke tcomms
- OOC: CobyB: Wonder how he got in..
- OOC: FruitPHD: Who is Dominick Chernikova?
- OOC: PsychoLeet: That engie wasn't even a true traitor
- OOC: Teh4n: Some random engineer broke tcomms not me
- OOC: Baron Von Ork: HoP's card was in the computer
- OOC: Vulcus: I was Ron
- OOC: Vulcus: I never fuck with telecomms
- OOC: Vulcus: seriously
- OOC: Baron Von Ork: Had : 's ID card
- OOC: Lt Alfred: who spawned all those guns?
- OOC: KhornateSlayer: IS THIS SERVER TG OR BAYSTATION?
- OOC: Teh4n: The wizard..
- OOC: DanceComm: the wiz
- OOC: CobyB: Oh, shame, I want to make myself another captain's ID
- OOC: Vulcus: you're on yogstation 13 currently Khorn
- OOC: Nobleadam11: I WONDER?
- OOC: WeedMunchies: tg
- OOC: PsychoLeet: how do I set tcomms to replace every word with "NIGGA"
- OOC: FruitPHD: TG
- OOC: KhornateSlayer: Thanks
- OOC: AnonymousRex: Never fucking summon guns
- OOC: CobyB: This is yogstation 13.
- OOC: DanceComm: i actually turned IN the guns
- OOC: Baron Von Ork: Only the cluwn may have a captain id card
- OOC: FruitPHD: TG STATION MASTER RACE
- OOC: Nobleadam11: This is
- OOC: Nobleadam11: Good
- The current game mode is - Secret!
- Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
- OOC: PsychoLeet: Like just replace all the words in a sentence rather than just replacing the whole thing
- OOC: Nobleadam11: This is, this is goon.
- Joaquin Hunt is the captain!
- The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
- Enjoy the game!
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