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The Crystal Maze Drinking Game

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  1. Rules for “The Crystal Maze” drinking game,
  2. “Crystal Haze”
  3. Intro Rules:
  4. 1. 1 Drink – Richard O’Brien introduces himself as “Reckless Rick”.
  5. 2. 1 Drink – If a contestant is introduced and is either unemployed or works for “Project Riley”.
  6. Normal Rules:
  7. 1. 1 Drink – Richard openly ridicules or mocks a contestant.
  8. 2. 2 Drinks – If you quote a line from the show.
  9. 3. 1 Drink – If someone else quotes a line from the show.
  10. 4. 1 Drink – If you hum/sing the theme song.
  11. 5. 1 Drink – When a “Time Crystal”/mini-game is won.
  12. 6. 2 Drinks – If a contestant is “Locked-In”.
  13. 7. 1 Drink – If a “Locked-In” contestant is “bought-out”.
  14. 8. 1 Drink – When Richard sees imaginary things like “piranhas” or “Nazis” in the maze.
  15. 9. 2 Drinks – Richard hits-on or sexually harasses a contestant.
  16. 10. 1 Drink – Richard changes apparel/clothing.
  17. 11. 1 Drink – Richard breaks the 4th wall/ addresses the camera directly.
  18. 12. 1 Drink – If the contestant resets a puzzle/game and thinks they have won.
  19. 13. 2 Drinks – Richard makes fun of the production quality of the maze.
  20. 14. 1 Drink – Richard lies about how much time the contestant has left.
  21. 15. 2 Drinks – A contestant tries to break parts of a game or cheats.
  22. 16. 1 Drink – A contestant trips/falls/needs help on the way to the next “Adventure Time Zone”.
  23. 17. 1 Drink – Richard begins playing an instrument (Harmonica, Electric Guitar etc.), 2 Drinks if he throws it afterwards.
  24. 18. 1 Drink – Richard claims that he lives in the Maze or mentions “Mumsy”.
  25. 19. 1 Drink – Upon entering a new timezone, the contestants pick a “physical game” first.
  26. 20. 1 Drink – Richard makes a sexual innuendo.
  27. Post-game Rules:
  28. 1. 1 Drink – Win a membership to the “British Parachuter’s Association”.
  29. 2. 1 Drink – Win a chance to drive a “Formula First Car”.
  30. 3. Finish Drink – Negative points (more silver than gold tickets collected).
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