beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpem4s_Z3iU

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

SOLAIRE!

VS!

SUUUNN! TZUUUU!

BEGIN!

Solaire:

Praise the Sun! Well, not you.
I'm a friendly fellow, but I know how to be cruel.
I'll throw a Lightning Spear, and end this battle swiftly.
Clearly, invading your world would be no challenge to me!
You wrote the Art of War; shame you didn't master it,
I'd say a dung pie is close to your equivalent .
Wear a Ring of Sacrifice, you'll need it after this verse.
Actually, make that a Rare Ring. You've been verbally cursed!

Sun Tzu:

Nice feather, "Sunbro", got something to share?
I'm a master strategist, you think you have a prayer?
I can think faster than your model can even load.
In war and rhyme, you're not a challenging foe.
You wish to be grossly incandescent? I'll gladly set you ablaze.
I'm the only Sun that ever deserves to be praised!

Solaire:

You've a bigger mouth than the Gaping Dragon, but no skill to back it up.
I can run through you quicker than the Undead Asylum!
Challenging me is like attempting a suicide run.
Hm? What's this? Seems I've obtained the Soul of Sun!

Sun Tzu:

You're a Sunlight Maggot, not a Warrior of Sunlight!
My rhymes are harder than Demon Titanite!
War is in my bloodline; many generals I've inspired.
You want a chance to win? Sorry, ten intelligence is required.
If you want to fight again, I'll gladly give you more.
But for now, you and all your "sunbros" can taste my Longsword!