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- He can open a Piñata, with a wink and a smile.
- He can speak spanish, in russian.
- He has never relied on Mistletoe.
- He is the life of parties he has never attended.
- His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw.
- His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it.
- His legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder.
- He is... the most interesting Slate in the world.
- I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
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